SHUT UP *kaboom*

Man Jackson  [145.9] says, "THIS NOISE ENDS NOW"
Man Jackson says, "THIS NOISE ENDS NOW"
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Rickie Basinger screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Man Jackson points the gun at his head. Click!
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Man Jackson points the gun at his head. Click!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon farts. It smells like pizza!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon f a r t s !
Mary Abaddon screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Mary Abaddon releases methane.
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Man Jackson points the gun at his head. Click!
Mary Abaddon breaks wind!
Edison Lootin screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts. It smells like the kitchen!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts like a goone!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts delicately.
Man Jackson points the gun at his head. Click!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts very, very quietly. The stench is OVERPOWERING.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts. You can faintly hear a harmonica...
Man Jackson points the gun at his head. Click!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon groans and moans, farting like the world depended on it.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon suffers from flatulence!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon f a r t s !
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
BOOM! Man Jackson's head explodes.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts very, very quietly. The stench is OVERPOWERING.
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon screams!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon farts like a pubby!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts egregiously.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts. It smells like the bridge in here now!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Mary Abaddon farts loudly!
Edison Lootin burps.
Conor The Doomed screams!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Drinking Glass shatters!
Edison Lootin's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Edison Lootin screams!
Drinking Glass shatters!
Ethel's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ethel screams!
Ethel's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Erza Sauter's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Erza Sauter screams!
Drinking Glass shatters!
Larry Ingram's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Larry Ingram screams!
Larry Ingram's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dirty Harry (as Captain)'s left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dirty Harry (as Captain) screams!
Glassware Box catches on fire!
cigarette machine tips over!
soda machine tips over!
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Mary Abaddon suffers from flatulence!
Mary Abaddon burps.
Mary Abaddon screams!
Adrian James says, "sure"
Mary Abaddon farts egregiously.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) wails, "*burp"
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) laments, "*scream"
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) laments, "*fart"
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) moans, "*burp"
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) laments, "*scream"
Deus Coleus says, "SHOW YOURSELF"
Edison Lootin burps.
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) laments, "*fart"
Edison Lootin burps.
DEAD: Ghost (Mary Abaddon) wails, "*burp"
Edison Lootin burps.
BORIS HAS ARRIVED earned the Gore Fest medal.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
DEAD: Ghost (S.P.O.O.K.Y.) laments, "The fuck."
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin burps.
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Rickie Basinger screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin releases methane.
Edison Lootin farts out pure oxygen. What the fuck did he eat?
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin farts! It sounds wet and smells like rotten eggs.
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) moans, "well, that stopped some of it"
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin releases flatus.
Edison Lootin farts. It smells like George Melons' perfume!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin releases flatus.
Edison Lootin farts. It smells like the bridge in here now!
Edison Lootin is a farting motherfucker!!!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin releases methane.
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin releases flatus.
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin screams!
Edison Lootin farts egregiously.
Tof Fugel says, "boom?"
Deus Coleus says, "I HAVE TRAPPED A TRAITOR"
Conor The Not Doomed says, "i would but i have no suit"
ohgodhelp states, "see, healing patch"
Rickie Basinger gasps.
Deus Coleus says, "IN HIS MINIPUTT"
Robert Black says, "Jesus the lag"
Tof Fugel says, "boom?"
Deus Coleus says, "NORTH OF THE AI UPLOAD"
Nigel Cornflake says, "testing testing, does this radio jammer work?"
Rhydic Ujbikist says, "if you wanted me to save a monkey you could have asked"
Administrator Announces:
 	 joke:

What did the recliner say to the sofa bed when they were in an argument?
- Pull your bed out of your ass!
Rickie Basinger frowns.
Dirty Harry (as Captain) has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Edison Lootin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Dirty Harry (as Captain) gasps.
Edison Lootin gasps.
This is a space.
Conor The Not Doomed says, "bye"
DEAD: Ghost (Conor The Doomed) laments, "RIP me"
buster states, "thank you"
Gerty states, "Massive explosion in cafetera"
ohgodhelp states, "nah im good"
Deus Coleus says, "And he leaves."
Adrian James says, "wwwhooo    ssettbbeeppsskkyy  aaffeerr  me"
Nigel Cornflake says, "testing testing, does this radio jammer work?"
Dr. Derp says, "What do you need?"
DEAD: ADMIN(MollyMillions) says, "he died a hero"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) wails, "blessed silence"
Robert Black says, "So what have I missed>"
The soda machine beeps, "Grones Soda! Where has your bottle been today?"
DEAD: Ghost (Edison Lootin) wails, "We can no longer make beautiful music"