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Agano Style [Typeset]

May 23rd, 2015
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  1. Agano Style Translation
  2. From http://exhentai.org/g/817692/ff415996bc/
  3.  
  4. >[Pleased to meet you, or it's been a while! I'm Akanenone's Imusanjo, and this is my 4th Kancolle doujin!! It's been a while since I've drawn something that's not a 4koma, but this is it! Hope everyone likes it!]
  5.  
  6. >Light Cruiser, Agano!! Entering the Bath!!
  7. >Belly Flop!! (Literally: I'm jumping in!)
  8. >Don't just jump in, Agano-nee!
  9. >...Agano-nee.
  10. >Has it grown again?
  11. >What?
  12.  
  13. >Your Displacement?
  14. >[Displacement]
  15.  
  16. >T-this is my fully loaded displacement...
  17. >It's okay, the bathwater is diffracting light such that things inside are fatter than may appear...
  18. >I'll just use my skirt to prove that I'm not fat!
  19. >Behold! Such a slender body!
  20.  
  21. [tubas playing in the background]
  22.  
  23. >Hello? Yes? Is this the Fitness Center?
  24. >Nonono, I Don't wanna exercise!
  25. >On days I don't sortie I want to roll around in my room all day!
  26. >My gyan has been...!
  27. >And look! Recently chubby/healthy characters have been in vogue to!
  28. >Agano-nee...
  29. >at this rate...
  30.  
  31. >You'll be unable to wear your outfit and will have to resort to sumo wrestling the abyssals!
  32. >I will reflect on my actions and lose some weight.
  33. >Good.
  34.  
  35. >[FamilyMart - Outside the Naval District (note: "Naval District Branch" may make more sense)]
  36. >What is your motivation for seeking employment here?
  37. >I heard that I can eat all the leftover bento I want when they reach their expiration date!
  38. >...Eh, I cant?
  39. >Corporate's been more stringent with their policies?
  40. >What about just a little...?
  41.  
  42. >Fervent application of modern technology through the Agano Style
  43.  
  44. >A younger sister with a smaller waist than her older sister....doesn't exist, right?
  45.  
  46. >Today, I will show everyone the Balance Ball.
  47. >Usage is incredibly simple! Anyone can slim up like this!
  48. >Ah, this could work!
  49. >It looks like fun~
  50. >Ah fuck it (note: whatever) at least Agano-nee has the will to try to lose weight. >Your package is here!
  51. >Excellent! I will show you onee-san's weight loss results.
  52.  
  53. >Funnn~
  54. >Looks like this will go on for a while...
  55. >Three days later
  56. >Is agano-nee continuing with her weight loss training...?
  57.  
  58. >The reason is that she started off with high-difficulty exercise.
  59.  
  60. >[notifcation of resignation]
  61. >I can't take this suffering [note: "I can't take it anymore" is what Akagi says, but I don't think Kaga would react like that to something said so vaguely] anymore!!!
  62. >What kind of cruel job was that?!
  63.  
  64. >Mm! There must be some way to lose weight through diet!
  65. >You should have told me there were such convenient methods earlier!
  66. >Sensei, it's up to you!
  67. >Calling me sensei is a little embarassing!
  68. >Houshou-san!
  69. >To be so old and yet to have such youthful beauty! Please teach me the secret to maintaining my youth!
  70.  
  71. >P-please, we're begging you! Both young and beautiful Houshou nee-san!
  72. >Very well then, I'll be in your care!
  73. >Starting from the basics, you should have bananas for breakfast every day
  74. >This used to be a fad....
  75. >The nutrients in bananas can help you lose weight!
  76. >Rather, it speeds up the metabolism!
  77. >Hmm~
  78.  
  79. >Next, a red steak for lunch!
  80. >Really?
  81. >Red beef has Tyramine, which helps soothe your hunger. I recommend you eat it anytime from afternoon to night, when your body metabolism is at full throttle.
  82. >And for dessert, popcorn.
  83. >Really?
  84. >Full of fat-burning proteins, it's the most ideal dessert.
  85. >As for dinner, brown rice and natto.
  86. >Brown rice is full of vitamens and fiber, whereas natto has nattokinase, which helps prevent blood clots. The muscles don't move much and the blood thickens near bedtime, so this is the perfect time.
  87. >...This is all on the internet.
  88. >Google it faget.
  89. >Yes!
  90. >Houshou-san is so youthful!
  91. >Then let's go~
  92.  
  93. >I can't eat anymore~
  94. >I knew it would be like this....[she ordered too much!]
  95.  
  96. >There's a new cashier at the nearby convenience store.
  97. >Convenience store? Not itnerested.
  98. >It's a cute and petite little girl.
  99. >Battleship Nagato! Deploying Immediately!
  100.  
  101. >[chinese translator's note: *Welcome!]
  102. >Go home--!!!
  103.  
  104. >It looks like our only alternative are dietary meals...
  105. >Aww fuck, this shit is nasty! [The hell is this?!]
  106. >Don't be a picky eater.
  107. (Note: the sign next to the FamilyMart is the same as previous)
  108. >Then let's go and see if there's anything tastier.
  109. >No don't! I jsut want something normal and tasty.
  110. >Please ring these up.
  111.  
  112. >Zero...Leave it behind!! [looks tasty]
  113. >It's all yours!
  114. >Agano-nee?!!!
  115.  
  116. >The Zero...I have enough....[it doesn't taste good at all]
  117. >What's going on? These....
  118. >Nothing.
  119. >Dieting?!
  120. >Nothing.
  121.  
  122. >Hwaahhhh~
  123. >Ah, baths after night battles are the best!
  124. >Naka didn't have a chance to take the stage--Naka is giong to be angry!
  125. >I must be more proactive next time! So that the fans are-
  126.  
  127. >Ahhoohhh!!
  128. >Unblemished feminine charm, a mix of small portions of fat and muscle in equal measure....
  129.  
  130. >Please bestow upon me the secret to maintaining that beautiful waistline!
  131. >Secret...
  132. >You want to lose weight?
  133. >Leave it to me.
  134.  
  135. >Elbows in, arms up!
  136. >Pivot around your shoulders, turn!
  137. >As long as the fat gets burned, skinniness will come naturally!
  138. >One more set!
  139. >I can't...anymore.....
  140. >The weight loss was successful.
  141.  
  142. >Ifshe made a DVD it'd definitely be a hot seller.
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