[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight Time

>Step back and smile at your hard work.
>Your new front door looks simply wonderful.
>Sighing happily, you pick up your drill and box of screws, then walk through the door back into the house.
>Time to coat it in various chemicals that Applejack gave you.
>You're not sure which to use first or why they need to go on, but AJ let you have them for just 114 bits.
>She knows her stuff, that pony.
>Stare in silent wonder at the first tin.
>' W0od vɘrNish '
>Peel back the tin and look inside.
>Smells like honey and applejuice.
>With a shrug, you dip your brush into the mixture and start lathering it on your door, whistling while you do it.
>"...noooon!"
>Pause, listening intently to the wind.
>"...aaanoooon!"
>Look over your shoulder.
>"AAAAAANNOOOOON!"
"SHHHIIII--"
>Fluttershy tackles you to the ground, sending the tin and its contents everywhere.
"DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR, I -JUST- REPAIRED IT!"
>She shakes you.
>"WE DON'T HAVE TIME, WE HAVE TO GO, NOW!"
>Fluttershy tries to drag you away from your home.
>"Please! Please, Anon!"
>Grab onto your door frame and refuse to let go.
>The pegasus starts panicking.
>"She's coming!"
>Loosen your grip and narrow your eyes at the mare.
"...Who?"
>"T-twilight!"
>Your heart skips a beat.
"Oh no."
>Scramble to your feet and sprint into your house, looking for the calender.
"No no no no no--"
>Find it and stare in horror at today.
>Tuesday.
>' TWILIGHT TIME. '
>Storming back out the house, you grab Fluttershy and swing her over your shoulder.
>Charge down the path out of Ponyville towards the 'safe-house'.
>"Hurry! I can see her!"
>"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
"Shitshitshitshit."
>"I GOT A NEW SPELL I WANNA TRY OUT!"
"SHITSHITSHITSHIT."
>"Faster, Anon, faster!"
"I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, WOMAN."
>The shed is in sight.
>A sign on the door fills you with hope.
>' no nerds allowed '

1/?

>Your legs piston as hard as they can, propelling you towards sanctuary.
>A flash of violet reveals the grinning face of an alicorn stood before the front of the shed.
>You stagger to a halt, fear coursing through you.
>Fluttershy starts crying.
>"Heeey, guys!"
>Start making peace with your past regrets.
>"So I was just reading a book at the old castle!"
>Fluttershy whimpers in your ear, begging for it to end quickly.
>"And I saw this really interesting spell!"
>You feel a single tear roll down your cheek as you clutch Fluttershy to your chest; cradling her trembling body and trying to console her in what could be her final moments.
>"I just wanna experiment and I know you guys like to help me with this stuff."
>Give her a curt nod.
"Just get it over with."
>She giggles and clops her front hooves together.
>"Oooh this is gonna be so much fun!"
>Her horn charges up as she points it at you.
>Fluttershy looks up at you, tears in her eyes.
>"I-I love you, Anon."
"Dork."
>Twilight fires.

>Sit up, gasping for breath.
>Your mind is reeling and you feel shaky all over.
>Did you just dream all that?
>Something stirs next to you.
>Look down and see Fluttershy, curled up against your body.
>Grunt and stand up, stretching.
>From the looks of things, you're in a field outside Ponyville.
>Blink a few times and turn around.
>Your shed/safe-house is sitting untouched a few metres from you.
>With a confused frown, you nudge Fluttershy with your foot.
"Hey, Twilight's gone, get up."
>"Mmm... Tickle my pus--"
"UP."
>Fluttershy yelps and stands to attention.
>"O-oh, hello, Anon."
>She freezes, panic in her eyes.
>"Wh-where's Twilight?"
"I just said; gone."
>Fluttershy looks around the area.
>Then at her front hoof.
>Then at her mane.
>Then between her legs.
>"I don't feel any different."
"Yeah, me neither. Do I -look- different?"
>"No; still perfectly sex-able."

2/?

"Gross, but good."
>Puff out your cheeks and scratch your stubble.
"I guess we'd better go home then."
>Head off towards your house.
>Fluttershy tags along.
"That wasn't in invitation."
>She gives you a haughty look.
>"I knocked over your honey and applejuice, so it's only fair I pay you back~"
"I'm not having se-- ...'choo mean, 'honey and applejuice'?!"
>Before Fluttershy can answer, your house comes into view.
>...
>You rub your eyes with a finger and thumb.
>Look down at Fluttershy.
>She seems dumbfounded, and looks from you to your house.
>A human sit outside it, unscrewing your ruined door.
"This is--"
>"She made two Anons?!"
>Fluttershy starts hyperventilating.
>Slap her.
>She stops.
>Then sees Anon #2.
>And starts again.
>You ignore her and let her writhe around on the floor.
>A thought crosses your mind, and you check your watch.
>The hands are spinning around at a ridiculous speed in random directions.
>Look back up at the other human.
"Mother fucker."
>Fluttershy manages to regain control of herself and stand back up.
>"So umm, I was just having a panic attack there..."
"Yep."
>"Could you not even give me a hug?"
"Fluttershy."
>Turn to her.
"I think we have far bigger concerns right now."
>She pulls a pouty face.
>"Like what?"
>Show her your watch.
>Point at 'yourself', who hasn't noticed you both yet.
"We're living in the past, Fluttershy."
>"You should move on. It's not healthy to do that."
>Stare at her.
>She gives you a small grin.
"If that wasn't so adorable I'd beat the shit out of you."
>Pick her up.
>"O-Oh my~"
"Shut up. We have to think about this."
>"I'd rather think about you~"
"You know what I like? I like it when you get scared of Twilight; it's the only time you knock this shit off."
>"Well maybe if you'd just give me a chance this wouldn't happen."
"Shut up."
>"No!"
>"Anon!"
"What."
>"Th-that wasn't me."
>...
"Shit."

3/?

>Hurl Fluttershy into a bush and dive in after her, resulting in her being under your body.
>"A-Anon! I..."
>Press a hand against her mouth.
>"Helloo, Anon!"
>Fluttershy tenses up at the voice.
>You both shift around and peer out of a hole in the bush.
>'Fluttershy' flies overhead towards Anon.
>Your Flutters watches, entranced.
>"Th-that was this morning!"
"Yeah..."
>"...Anon?"
"What."
>"Did I always have such a large, um, behind?"
>Take the opportunity to glance back at Fluttershy's plump ass, sat on the ground.
>Unf~
"Yeah, sure."
>You shush her again and the pair of you watch your past selves argue.
>PastAnon throws a handful of screws at PasterShy, who squeaks and flies off into town.
>"That was mean, Anon."
"I don't care."
>"You do really..."
"Nah."
>"I'm your only friend~"
"Not the right time, Fluttershy."
>"It's just you and me in this bush~"
"The fabric of spacetime has been broken so that we may exist here, and you want to fuck in a bush."
>"I never mentioned fucking~"
"Sonofa-- look, I don't know what the hell to do, so let's just camp out here and wait this out, okay?"
>Fluttershy makes herself comfortable.
>In your lap.
>"Sounds good to me!"
>Roll your eyes and go back to watching yourself.

>"AAAAANOOON!"
"Oh shit, this is it."
>Fluttershy stops dozing in your lap, her legs splayed out in all directions, and yawns.
>"What did I miss?"
"It's happening."
>"The Zebras are taking over the banks?"
"No, the other happening."
>She peers out of the bush.
>PasterShy is hurtling towards PastAnon.
>She tackles him and starts screaming.
>Looking behind them, you see Twilight Sparkle galloping in their direction.
"This is so trippy..."
>"..."
"Fluttershy?"
>"We look kind of cute together."
>Let out a weary sigh.
>"Why don't you move in with me, Anon?"
"Shut up, Fluttershy."
>"No, I'm serious."
>She turns herself around in your lap, peering up at you.

4/?

>"It's nicer than your home, and I have a guest room! We could be--"
>She squeals happily.
>"Roomies!"
>Glare at her.
>How dare she suggest you save money and live with someone who can cook, clean, and look after you.
"Stupidest thing I ever heard."
>"Hm. Your loss."
>She returns to looking at your house.
>PastAnon sprints out the front door, swiping the pegasus up as he passes her.
>"Your arms feel so safe~"
"What exactly do you hope to accomplish by saying stuff like that?"
>"If it helps you understand just how much I adore you the it's worth it."
"Busting out the fancy words, are you?"
>Start laughing at her.
>She stomps on your foot.
>Stop laughing at her.
>Push her off your lap.
>"Let's just follow ourselves..."
>Fluttershy storms out of the bush, taking the lead.
>You both stay out of sight as you follow yourselves and Twilight.
>"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
"Getting close to the shack now..."
>Your companion tugs on your pants leg and points at some trees.
>Nodding, you hurry on over and use the trunks as cover.
>You can see the safe-house from here, as well as the other human and pegasus.
>You're holding that pony pretty tight there.
>Glance to the side.
>The pony in question is chewing her bottom lip and watching herself get held by you.
>Twilight teleports to the front of the shack, grinning triumphantly.
"This is it."
>Fluttershy just nods.
>You watch as your past self holds PasterShy close, then takes the magic blast straight to the body.
>He blinks out of reality, taking his little yellow pony with him.
>Twilight cheers to herself.
>When she realises there is no one there to congratulate her on a successful spell, she frowns.
>"...Darn it..."
>Twilight sighs and starts slowly walking down the path back to Ponyville.
"Psst."
>Fluttershy looks at you.
>Motion at Twilight, then at both you and her.
>She taps her chin, then nods.

5/?

>Run a hand through your hair and take a deep breath before stepping out of the tree line.
"HEY! TWILIGHT!"

>"Well, I'd say it was a fun day, wouldn't you?"
>Fluttershy gives you a cup of tea.
>Accept it and peer into it, checking for any white pills at the bottom.
>All clear.
>Down it and lick your lips.
"Kind of, sure."
>"So umm, w-want to move in with me?"
"Nope."
>"Aww..."
"What?"
>"Well, you know... I thought that since we went on an adventure and all..."
"We got sent back in time, followed ourselves, then got sent back to the future."
>Sip your tea.
"Honestly, it was kinda boring."
>Frown at this.
"Which is really annoying, since you'd think that time travel would inherently be more entertaining."
>Shrug and sip some more tea.
"Ah well. It's in the past."
>Chuckle at your quip.
>Fluttershy gives you a sad look.
"Oh come on, I wouldn't have moved in with you anyway. Why would an afternoon in the past of the morning of today change that?"
>Damn that was confusing.
>"It's just that normally after a little adventure there are, um, 'bonds' that are strengthened..."
>...
"...You totally wanted to have sex in that bush, didn't you."
>"It would have been so romantic!"
"Ugh. You're so predictable."
>She sighs, raising her own teacup to her lips and taking a long sip.
>...
>"So what are you going to do now?"
"Well--"
>A violet flash appears in the middle of the room.
>Twilight Sparkle, with 2 cybernetic limbs, a flowing red cape, an eye-patch, and a jetpack where her wings once were, smiles at you both.
>"Hey guys."
>Drop your teacup.
>Fluttershy faints.
>"It's Twilight Time."

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The End.