Fuck Detroit.

Pancho: and if you're REALLY bored, you could buy a couple blocks in detroit and build your own nation
Pancho: It'll only cost you like $10
Pancho: Plus, it's been done before
Pancho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumbullplex
Pancho: Fun stuff.
Pancho: Anyway, I should get to bed
Pancho: it was really nice talking to you again
♥Chloe Sharky♥: I lol'd.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: XD
♥Chloe Sharky♥: But...10 bucks for 2 blocks sound awes-
♥Chloe Sharky♥: *inb4 'detroit'
Pancho: What's wrong with detroit?
Pancho: You'd have total privacy!
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/k1nvyKc.gif
Pancho: It isn't THAT bad.
Pancho: At most you'd have to defend your castle from some racoons or anarchists
Pancho: since those are the only people who haven't left at this point
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Would there be republicans?
Pancho: I think republicans pretend detroit doesn't exist
Pancho: so i wouldn't think so
Pancho: but if there were, and they weren't important-looking, you could just shoot at them
Pancho: not like they can call the police
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/6I6zMvs.gif SIGN ME UUUUP
Pancho: http://www.zillow.com/detroit-mi/land/
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Ohgod this shit ugly.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: nopenopenopenoplopenope
Pancho: oh come on
Pancho: just bring a gardener
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Is Detroit latin for Eyesore?
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Cause god damn.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/fIXXYm0.gif
Pancho: I think it would be kinda fun to pretty the place up
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Like prettying up John McCain.
Pancho: Now you're just being negative.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: I'm being realistic.
Pancho: I, for one, think it would be super fun to straighten the place out a little
Pancho: get a little color in the place
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/ZBaVHVB.gif
Pancho: You're just mad because my castle will be prettier than yours.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: You're just mad because you'll be the only castle in Eyesore, MI!
Pancho: Why would I be mad about that?
Pancho: if I'm the only castle, then I'm king of at least a small part of Eyesore!
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Why would I be mad about castles?
♥Chloe Sharky♥: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBbOHohwR8
Relevant.
Pancho: aww
Pancho: now you're just being a meanie.
Pancho: You wanna be realistic
Pancho: where else am I gonna get 15 acres for a $1.75?
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/C3Prog0.gif
♥Chloe Sharky♥: I'm sure you could in Death Valley.
Pancho: yeah
Pancho: but then i'd die
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Nah.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: You'd die faster in Eyesore.
Pancho: Not even
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Even.
Pancho: What would kill me?
Pancho: Ugliness?
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Raccoons and anarchists.
Pancho: Thoes anarchists aren't violent
Pancho: and I've stomped out raccoon uprisings in the past
Pancho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Pancho.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: My dear...
♥Chloe Sharky♥: Sweet Pancho...
♥Chloe Sharky♥: I can't find any words that are not outright cruel to explain what I'm wanting to say now...
♥Chloe Sharky♥: So I'll just do this instead.
♥Chloe Sharky♥: http://i.imgur.com/w6TZYEF.gif
Pancho: :c
♥Chloe Sharky♥: c: