Historical Documents (originally by sacrifice)

MALE FRAGILITY HAS NOT GONE AWAY
At home or out and about, from the gun control debate to the Brexit negotiations, it's clear that men the world over are just not up to the task. We ask - are men too fragile for public life?

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10 TIMES WHITE MEN HAVE JUST PLAIN RUINED THINGS
They thought we wouldn't notice. Silly, silly white men. Sit back and enjoy these classic moments from recent news with us.

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WHY AREN'T PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED ANYMORE?
Our own study confirms it - this year was the lowest ever for people tying the knot. Is this a good thing? Is this a bad thing? We're not sure, but it's happening.

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THE SCOURGE OF RACISM - WHY AMERICA AND EUROPE MUST DO MORE
It is 2018. Twenty-eighteen. And white people still can't live in peace with the rest of us. What are you doing to support racial harmony?

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GOING OUTSIDE TOO HARD FOR SOME MEN, IT LOOKS LIKE
Have you noticed it? We sure have. Less and less men are even visible walking down the streets these days. Increasingly, it seems like they'd rather just sit inside doing... whatever it is boys do on their own. Brrr.

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20 WEIRD CREATURES CAUGHT ON CAMERA
We're not bullshitting you. These are some seriously strange-looking things. Spookier still, a lot of these were found on abandoned cameras.

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STUDY FINDS MORE AND MORE WOMEN STILL SINGLE AT 30
All the single ladies, put your hands up.

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SHOCKING DISCOVERY! COMPLETELY NEW INTELLIGENT SPECIES FOUND ON EARTH!
You heard it here first. Scientists and politicians have confirmed the presence of a completely new race of human-like creatures living on the planet! What does this mean for us?

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"WE WANT TO GET MARRIED": FIRST INTERVIEW WITH ONE OF THE NEW 'MONSTERGIRLS'
Well. This magazine managed to get an interview with one of the new arrivals, and what she said was quite a shock. Apparently they want to get married to human men.

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THE CUTE NEW FACE OF SEXISM? MONSTERGIRLS CAMPAIGN AGAINST FEMINISM'S ACHIEVEMENTS
No, you read that right. Since monstergirls were granted legal recognition, several of their advocates have come out against basic human rights like abortion, contraceptives, and even sex before marriage.

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33 SCANDALOUS NEW PHOTOS OF MONSTERGIRLS IN PUBLIC
Eeeew. Put on some clothes, girls.

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10 REASONS WHY MEN SHOULDN'T BE DATING MONSTERGIRLS
Male readers, trust us. They might look female, but they're just not women.

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MONSTERGIRL RAPISTS! WHY NOT PROSECUTING 'PROACTIVE DATING' IS SEXIST AND EVIL
The media has well documented that monstergirls are over a hundred times more likely to sexually assault a man than human women are. So why aren't they being held to different standards? Why is the government lumping us in with non-humans?

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5 WAYS THAT SOCIETY IS CHANGING BEFORE OUR EYES - AND IT'S FOR THE WORSE
Why do monstergirls have such a problem with modern life? History tells us that when one group is in the other's land, and doesn't like the way things are run, conflict is inevitable. This is how the world is coming to change.

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FEMALE GENOCIDE? SCIENTISTS WARN THAT NUMBER OF HUMAN WOMEN SET TO PLUMMET
No, seriously. Demographers have warned that if current dating (and marriage) trends continue, human women are set to just stop being born. Monstergirls are stealing our men. This is not a drill.

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ANALYSIS OF DATING PATTERNS SHOW THAT, YES, MONSTERGIRLS ARE RACIST.
As if things weren't bad enough. Special census data reveals a shocking level of bias among monstergirls - they go almost exclusively for white or asian men, mostly leaving black and arab men for human women. This is racist.

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MONSTERGIRL ARRIVES IN THE LAST TOWN IN FRANCE WITHOUT ONE
Apparently the locals love her. They don't know what they're in for. If you're in the area, mind going over there and sorting it out?

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9 NEW PHOTOS THAT WILL RESTORE YOUR FAITH IN MEN
It looks like there are some real men out there still. Enjoy these photos of human couples taken in public. Try to ignore the monsters everywhere.

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HUMAN WOMEN A MINORITY IN SPAIN, FRANCE, UNITED KINGDOM
It's official - these European countries now have more monsters than women. Unless their governments will intervene (governments with more than enough monster civil servants), these countries are finished.

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"YOU FAILED YOUR MEN!": SHOCKING RACIST ATTACK BY MONSTER AGAINST WOMAN ON A BUS
This video is absolutely unbelievable. A woman bravely goes to confront a manslaved couple on a bus, and the level of hate the monster throws at her is just sickening.

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CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY 'MONSTERISES', SAYS THAT EUROPE MUST SUPPORT THE MONSTER POPULATION ALL OVER THE WORLD
This is huge. The leader of Germany has turned into some half-horse thing, and is giving speeches about how the continent's men love monsters and want them to live around the globe. Shockingly, the country's media doesn't seem to have any objections.

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WERE LIBERALS WRONG ABOUT RELIGION? 7 REASONS WHY TURNING TO GOD MIGHT HELP YOU
Atheism was big in progressive movements during the early 21st century. But can women really find the answers to their problems in those old 'problematic' texts?

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4 IMPORTANT PHOTOS OF HUMAN COUPLES
Even as more and more men fall prey to monsters, even as the government ignores women yet again and does nothing to stop them, there are still some men out there who recognise actual beauty. It's a shame we can't all share them.

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"ANGELS FROM ON HIGH!": CATHOLIC CHURCH ENDORSES MANSLAVED 'MARRIAGES'
Okay, this is ridiculous. Sure, some of them are blonde and dress, you know, in clothes, but some of them are literal demons. Literal. Demons.

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SEXISM IS THE NEW RACISM: WHY WOMEN ARE ONCE AGAIN STRUGGLING WITH REPRESENTATION
The internet exploded last week as the latest Star Wars hit cinemas - without a single woman in the cast. Disney released a statement that "audiences' tastes have changed... men and demi-humans," (that's 'monsters' for you English speakers out there) "want to see themselves in film, and we want to cater to that."

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MAN WANTED: ONE WOMAN'S TALE
This shocking story of one woman really makes it hit home just how badly the demographic changes have swept the world. Samantha Benson-Smith tells her story of the impossibility of even seeing a man without a monster on his arm, let alone dating one.

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WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? NEW EVIDENCE CASTS OLD CONSPIRACIES IN A NEW LIGHT
We've combed the internet for sources, and we've uncovered this. A report from an anonymous poster, who claims to be ex-Russian secret service, about how monsters aren't natural beings - but a demographic weapon, created in Russian labs, to weaken and destabalise the west. While many, including users of the source website, are calling it fake and an 'obvious shitpost', we're choosing to believe it.