randumbnonsese

"Do you think this hat looks good?"
"For what, you haven't told me what you're doing."
"I have a secret date."
"A date, with who?"
"It's a secret. Duh."
"Well I'll tell you this; don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"I think I crossed that line when I got a date."
"Now that's just mean! I have so had dates! I broke a few hearts..."
"...Yeah because you showed up."
"Will you stop it?"
"Face it you're about as wanted as hot coffee in a scorching desert-"
"Screw this abuse I'm outta here!"
"What the hell happened? Can't an old man get some sleep?"
"H just ran away."
"Good riddance; I hated him anyway."
"H huh? He owes me money! After him!"
"I ain't budging."
"Oh yes you are!"
"Eep! OK fine, let's go!"
"All right where is h?"
"My guess is he was so careless he ran into that portal right there."
"Then we're going in!"