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RainBRO in Manhattan Volume 6: Drama Fallout

Mar 26th, 2012
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  1. >
  2. >
  3. >Wake up
  4. >Couch
  5. >Okay, there's a pop-tart on your stomach
  6. >Wait
  7. >To your right
  8. >It's Dash
  9. >Wait, oh shit
  10. "Nnh..."
  11. >"Hey."
  12. "Hey."
  13. >"Morning."
  14. >...
  15. "...pop-tarts are retarded."
  16. >"Do you even remember what happened last night?"
  17. >...
  18. "I remember up to the pregnancy test."
  19. >"Yeah, all you missed was passing out."
  20. "I passed out?'
  21. >"Yeah."
  22. "That doesn't seem likely. I mean, like me."
  23. >"Yeah. Well. That was a shocker."
  24. >"He up?"
  25. "Who's that?"
  26. >"Your friend Rocky."
  27. >"Just call me RT."
  28. "Rocky's still here?"
  29. >RT walks in from the small hallway to your room
  30. >"Yeah, man, you passed out, I wasn't just gonna leave you here. By the way, the whole pregnancy thing aside, the whole Rainbow Dash thing is REALLY awesome."
  31. >
  32. >"Yeah, okay. I'm gonna be outside when you need me."
  33.  
  34. >RT exits your apartment
  35. >"He's nice."
  36. "Yeah. We've been friends since High School."
  37. >
  38. >
  39. "Wait. Woah..."
  40. >"What? Dizzy?"
  41. "No, just... High school... woah... man. Jesus christ."
  42. >"What?"
  43. "Nothing, just... I don't... wow, a lot jut came back to me. Nevermind, don't worry about it."
  44. >
  45. >
  46. "We need to talk about the baby."
  47. >"Yeah, probably."
  48. "Are you okay?"
  49. >You sit up
  50. >"Yeah, well, I was pretty... in stitches last night. I kinda calmed down over the night. Are you okay?"
  51. "Yeah, well.. I guess. I mean, I'm not gonna faint anymore. This is... this is serious, we need to talk about this."
  52. >"Yeah."
  53. >
  54. "I probably should have seen this coming since our little shower thing."
  55. >"So should I. I probably should have stopped you."
  56. "I should have stopped myself. I mean, I guess I was just so used to not having to worry about that. You know, when you were a pony, it was safe. Like, you know, incompatible."
  57. >"I think that's what Twilight said. Whatever."
  58.  
  59. >
  60. >
  61. "So... what's... your first instinct?"
  62. >"What do you mean?"
  63. "Like, what do you... immediately wanna do?"
  64. >"I think it'd be too late for a morning-after pill."
  65. "Yeah, they don't terminate pregnancies after they've started."
  66. >
  67. >
  68. >"I don't wanna think about this now."
  69. "Neither do I."
  70. >
  71. "Should we, like, put it off?"
  72. >"I would call it, "Putting it off", I'd call it.. hesitating? I just don't wanna make any decisions while we're still in "Oh my god I'm fainting" mode."
  73. "Yeah. I guess that makes sense."
  74.  
  75. * * *
  76.  
  77. >RT's waiting outside your door
  78. >"Two god damn pony girls and he gets-"
  79. >The door opens
  80. >You enter the hallway
  81. >Rocky is there for you, friend till the end
  82. >"Hey man. What's the deal? Want me to split?"
  83. "No, man. I'm... we're, uh, not gonna make any decisions while emotions are still high like this. We figure, we're just gonna go out and, like, dick around for a little, loosen up, and get into a reasonable kinda mindset."
  84. >"I can dig it."
  85. >"Good, 'cause you should come hang with us!"
  86. "Yeah, RT, come on. I'll buy you a coffee and give you Dash's origin story."
  87. >Rocky almost giggles like MLPFiM's target fanbase
  88. >You all leave the apartment building
  89.  
  90. >"Just in an alley?"
  91. "Yeah."
  92. >"What were you doing?"
  93. "Crazy thing is - I don't even fucking remember. All I remember was the alley, but you gotta realize, it's been three years for me. I could have been getting mugged or hit by lightning or something. I don't remember."
  94. >Rocky bites into his cookie without taking his eyes off of you two
  95. >"You're not just dicking around with me, right?"
  96. >You and Dash laugh
  97. >"He's telling the truth, I'll vouch for him. Where else would he find a girl with Rainbow hair?"
  98. >Rocky looks to you
  99. >"Is she aware just how many freaks there are in this city?"
  100. >You all laugh a bit
  101. >"Dude, compared to the shit on the subways, your mane is tame."
  102. >More laughter, as Dash struggles to down her hot coffee
  103. >"Ich. You guys drink this stuff? Real bitter."
  104. "Yeah, it's an acquired taste. We humans usually drink it in the mornings when we wanna wake up."
  105. >She shrugs and takes another small, burning sip; this time jumping at the heat
  106. "Yeah, you're gonna wanna try iced coffee."
  107. >Later, you take Rainbow to Times Square
  108.  
  109. >She is amazed with the signs
  110. >"Anon... they don't even have stuff like this in Manehattan!"
  111. >"Is it awesome?" RT asks giddily
  112. >"It's awesome!"
  113. "Don't encourage him."
  114. >"It's fun having fans!"
  115. >"Yeah Anon it's fun having fans. What's it like in Ponyville?"
  116. "That's a vague question."
  117. >"Uh, fun."
  118. >RT stares a bit
  119. >"That's cooooooool."
  120.  
  121. >
  122. >
  123. >The three of you go into the Wax Museum
  124. >You and Rocky laugh your asses off whenever Rainbow gets scared by the wax figures
  125. >Rainbow doesn't
  126. >Her favorite sculpture is The Hulk
  127. >After that, you three basically run around NYC and do tourist-y shit
  128. >At the end of the day, you all go back to your apartment and watch TV
  129. >Rocky wants to watch pony re-runs, but you and dash agree that Adult Swim is better right now
  130. >She dies at King of the Hill, but still likes Aqua Teen better
  131. >At around 10, Rocky leaves
  132. >You catch him at the door
  133. "Hey, thanks for hanging today."
  134. >"Hey, not a big deal."
  135. "No, it is. Me and Dash are gonna have a big talk about this whole pregnancy thing."
  136. >"Yeah, no, i hear you. If you ever need anyone to talk to, you know, I'm right here. Hangin' like high school."
  137. "Yeah, hangin' like high school."
  138. >He shuts the door
  139.  
  140. >You turn to Dash
  141. >She's looking up to you from the couch
  142. >"So I guess we have to quit putting this off, eh?"
  143. "Yeah. It was fun while it lasted."
  144. >"At least I got a grand tour of Man-Hattan."
  145. "Yeah."
  146. >You sit down on the couch next to her
  147. >
  148. >
  149. >The crying starts
  150. >She rests her head on your shoulders, and you embrace her
  151. >"I-... I don't know what to do..."
  152. "I don't either."
  153. >You say, along with other comforting mewling
  154. >She picks herself up, now calming, but still teary
  155. >"What.... what are the options? For something like this?"
  156. >You think a bit
  157. >
  158. "Well, we could always keep it... we'd raise it, and it would be a huge undertaking, but it'd have an okay life... I mean, if I could get enough money, I mean..."
  159. >Her face doesn't get any happier
  160. "Or, we could put it up for adoption... I mean, it's a good option, but there's no guaranteeing that it would get a good home..."
  161. >Still no improvement
  162. "Or, we could... you know... terminate... it..."
  163. >Her face looks to you sincerely
  164.  
  165. >"What... do you mean, 'terminate'?"
  166. "Well, you know... an abortion."
  167. >
  168. >
  169. >You forgot
  170. >Pregnancy termination isn't even possible in Equestria, she's never heard of it
  171. >"How does that work?"
  172. "Well... it's kind of invasive... they basically just uhh... go in and... kill it... it's relatively harmless and it's supposed to... you know... work."
  173. >She looks at you
  174. >Her gaze is unending
  175. >"Why don't we just do that?"
  176. >
  177. >And then it slowly sets in that you might actually do this
  178.  
  179. -END-
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