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- >Wake up
- >Couch
- >Okay, there's a pop-tart on your stomach
- >Wait
- >To your right
- >It's Dash
- >Wait, oh shit
- "Nnh..."
- >"Hey."
- "Hey."
- >"Morning."
- >...
- "...pop-tarts are retarded."
- >"Do you even remember what happened last night?"
- >...
- "I remember up to the pregnancy test."
- >"Yeah, all you missed was passing out."
- "I passed out?'
- >"Yeah."
- "That doesn't seem likely. I mean, like me."
- >"Yeah. Well. That was a shocker."
- >"He up?"
- "Who's that?"
- >"Your friend Rocky."
- >"Just call me RT."
- "Rocky's still here?"
- >RT walks in from the small hallway to your room
- >"Yeah, man, you passed out, I wasn't just gonna leave you here. By the way, the whole pregnancy thing aside, the whole Rainbow Dash thing is REALLY awesome."
- >
- >"Yeah, okay. I'm gonna be outside when you need me."
- >RT exits your apartment
- >"He's nice."
- "Yeah. We've been friends since High School."
- >
- >
- "Wait. Woah..."
- >"What? Dizzy?"
- "No, just... High school... woah... man. Jesus christ."
- >"What?"
- "Nothing, just... I don't... wow, a lot jut came back to me. Nevermind, don't worry about it."
- >
- >
- "We need to talk about the baby."
- >"Yeah, probably."
- "Are you okay?"
- >You sit up
- >"Yeah, well, I was pretty... in stitches last night. I kinda calmed down over the night. Are you okay?"
- "Yeah, well.. I guess. I mean, I'm not gonna faint anymore. This is... this is serious, we need to talk about this."
- >"Yeah."
- >
- "I probably should have seen this coming since our little shower thing."
- >"So should I. I probably should have stopped you."
- "I should have stopped myself. I mean, I guess I was just so used to not having to worry about that. You know, when you were a pony, it was safe. Like, you know, incompatible."
- >"I think that's what Twilight said. Whatever."
- >
- >
- "So... what's... your first instinct?"
- >"What do you mean?"
- "Like, what do you... immediately wanna do?"
- >"I think it'd be too late for a morning-after pill."
- "Yeah, they don't terminate pregnancies after they've started."
- >
- >
- >"I don't wanna think about this now."
- "Neither do I."
- >
- "Should we, like, put it off?"
- >"I would call it, "Putting it off", I'd call it.. hesitating? I just don't wanna make any decisions while we're still in "Oh my god I'm fainting" mode."
- "Yeah. I guess that makes sense."
- * * *
- >RT's waiting outside your door
- >"Two god damn pony girls and he gets-"
- >The door opens
- >You enter the hallway
- >Rocky is there for you, friend till the end
- >"Hey man. What's the deal? Want me to split?"
- "No, man. I'm... we're, uh, not gonna make any decisions while emotions are still high like this. We figure, we're just gonna go out and, like, dick around for a little, loosen up, and get into a reasonable kinda mindset."
- >"I can dig it."
- >"Good, 'cause you should come hang with us!"
- "Yeah, RT, come on. I'll buy you a coffee and give you Dash's origin story."
- >Rocky almost giggles like MLPFiM's target fanbase
- >You all leave the apartment building
- >"Just in an alley?"
- "Yeah."
- >"What were you doing?"
- "Crazy thing is - I don't even fucking remember. All I remember was the alley, but you gotta realize, it's been three years for me. I could have been getting mugged or hit by lightning or something. I don't remember."
- >Rocky bites into his cookie without taking his eyes off of you two
- >"You're not just dicking around with me, right?"
- >You and Dash laugh
- >"He's telling the truth, I'll vouch for him. Where else would he find a girl with Rainbow hair?"
- >Rocky looks to you
- >"Is she aware just how many freaks there are in this city?"
- >You all laugh a bit
- >"Dude, compared to the shit on the subways, your mane is tame."
- >More laughter, as Dash struggles to down her hot coffee
- >"Ich. You guys drink this stuff? Real bitter."
- "Yeah, it's an acquired taste. We humans usually drink it in the mornings when we wanna wake up."
- >She shrugs and takes another small, burning sip; this time jumping at the heat
- "Yeah, you're gonna wanna try iced coffee."
- >Later, you take Rainbow to Times Square
- >She is amazed with the signs
- >"Anon... they don't even have stuff like this in Manehattan!"
- >"Is it awesome?" RT asks giddily
- >"It's awesome!"
- "Don't encourage him."
- >"It's fun having fans!"
- >"Yeah Anon it's fun having fans. What's it like in Ponyville?"
- "That's a vague question."
- >"Uh, fun."
- >RT stares a bit
- >"That's cooooooool."
- >
- >
- >The three of you go into the Wax Museum
- >You and Rocky laugh your asses off whenever Rainbow gets scared by the wax figures
- >Rainbow doesn't
- >Her favorite sculpture is The Hulk
- >After that, you three basically run around NYC and do tourist-y shit
- >At the end of the day, you all go back to your apartment and watch TV
- >Rocky wants to watch pony re-runs, but you and dash agree that Adult Swim is better right now
- >She dies at King of the Hill, but still likes Aqua Teen better
- >At around 10, Rocky leaves
- >You catch him at the door
- "Hey, thanks for hanging today."
- >"Hey, not a big deal."
- "No, it is. Me and Dash are gonna have a big talk about this whole pregnancy thing."
- >"Yeah, no, i hear you. If you ever need anyone to talk to, you know, I'm right here. Hangin' like high school."
- "Yeah, hangin' like high school."
- >He shuts the door
- >You turn to Dash
- >She's looking up to you from the couch
- >"So I guess we have to quit putting this off, eh?"
- "Yeah. It was fun while it lasted."
- >"At least I got a grand tour of Man-Hattan."
- "Yeah."
- >You sit down on the couch next to her
- >
- >
- >The crying starts
- >She rests her head on your shoulders, and you embrace her
- >"I-... I don't know what to do..."
- "I don't either."
- >You say, along with other comforting mewling
- >She picks herself up, now calming, but still teary
- >"What.... what are the options? For something like this?"
- >You think a bit
- >
- "Well, we could always keep it... we'd raise it, and it would be a huge undertaking, but it'd have an okay life... I mean, if I could get enough money, I mean..."
- >Her face doesn't get any happier
- "Or, we could put it up for adoption... I mean, it's a good option, but there's no guaranteeing that it would get a good home..."
- >Still no improvement
- "Or, we could... you know... terminate... it..."
- >Her face looks to you sincerely
- >"What... do you mean, 'terminate'?"
- "Well, you know... an abortion."
- >
- >
- >You forgot
- >Pregnancy termination isn't even possible in Equestria, she's never heard of it
- >"How does that work?"
- "Well... it's kind of invasive... they basically just uhh... go in and... kill it... it's relatively harmless and it's supposed to... you know... work."
- >She looks at you
- >Her gaze is unending
- >"Why don't we just do that?"
- >
- >And then it slowly sets in that you might actually do this
- -END-
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