Chain 124: Star Wars - Auralnauts

Chain 124: Star Wars - Auralnauts
Location: Space Hooters
Identity: Hobo (Drop-In)
Drawbacks: None

[Free]      I Always Talk First
[100/1000]  We Dance Like Jedi
[500/1000]  ...Which Means That You Have A Lesser Amount
[700/1000]  You Challenge Me?
[Free]      Dance Effects
[Free]      Bad Singing
[Free]      Sick Mask
[800/1000]  Sweet Ride: Hyperion
[1000/1000] Stereo Kit
[Free]      Companion Import: Demona, Conspiracy

My vote is that this universe is more sane, even if I have to deal with ghetto Jedi who are constantly chasing the dragon.

Honestly it was child's play to end up around them all the time as a Space Hobo, and it's probably for the best that I played wingman for Anakin a bit and taught him how to not be creepy when he was younger, when not to speak up, and when to be direct.

Shame she died in childbirth, and Vader still cleaned himself up and ended up being management material, but turns out Duke and Leia were decent kids. Even if Leia got drunk that one time and had to be reminded that they weren't from Space West Virginia.

Also, after Laser Moon went insane and exploded, Laser World opened for business after I bought all shares in the company.

And I quietly made sure Creepio had an out-of-the-way place to work on the singularity where he wouldn't be interrupted. I hear that Despayre place might be up his alley.

After all, I was closer to his ideal than any other living person here.