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>"You think it's dead?" A voice rang out
>"No. No. This- -thing- is still breathing as by the chest cavity moving in and out" another chimed
>"It J-just might be hurt..." One whispered
>"Well whatever it is, it looks hideous!"
>"'Ere! Let's see if this"ll wake it up!"

>A sudden rush of liquid, hopefully water, came over, spring you back to life
>A sudden gasp of air was all you could muster
>Your eyes spread open, your head shaking the water around, splashing it on the other people around you.
>"Eek! It's awake! Run!" Yelled one of the voices
>Your head jerked to the source and found that it wasn't a someone, but a somepony.
>A bright white pony, with a purple mane.
>She let out another loud shriek as you let out a scream as well
>You scrambled on all fours and backed away, pushing into another pony, a purple one this time.
>"Fascinating. It seems to walk around on all fours like us" it said, eyeing you from head to toe
>You fell back onto your ass, mouth agape
"Who ar- Why are you ab- Where the fuck am I?"
>The group gasped as you talked
>"It can talk? Well I'll be" said one orange pony.
>"I-I might be a bit smarter th-than we thought..." said the yellow pony, hiding behind it
>You grabbed your head as you tried to make sense of the situation
>Nothing about this made sense, but even so, why were there talking animals, and why were they speaking as though you're the strange one?

>Everything went by in a blur
>One moment you had a crowd of animals, ponies to be exact, around you, staring in awe and fear
>Then, a group of what you thought had to have been pegasi, come and throw you into a cage
>Now what's worse is that you don't even know why, but you are now in front of their ruler, a giant white Pegasus with a horn.
>"What business do you have in my kingdom?" She asked
>You scanned the room wondering who would answer.
>Her hoof slammed on the ground
>Creature! I'm addressing you! What do you want from us?"
>You shook your head and chuckled a bit at this
"I just want to know why I'm here."
>"You're here because you appeared out of nowhere and disrupted our peaceful town of ponyville."
"Exactly! I came here just randomly thrown. I don't know how, I just was. I didn't mean to distur-"
>Her hoof slammed once more
>"Silence!"
>You pursed your lips as you stared up at her, hoping she doesn't kill you then and there.
>"You don't seem to be a threat, but you don't seem to be friendly either. As by the language you exude around others."
"I can't help the way I speak. That's just how I was fuc-"
>"if you value your tongue, you won't say that in my presence."
"Are you gonna kill me? Because if you are, please make it quick."
>"No no." She said shaking her head "I'd rather have you here to study you."
"Study?"
>"Yes, study. You are quite unlike any creature I've seen in my years. We could learn much from you, but I do not trust you to be left alone. So, I'll assign you an owner."
"Owner? You mean I'm gonna be someone's pet?! Oh hell no! I am not an animal!"
>"So you say, but you're sure acting like one."
"You fat hors-"
>You mouth were soon shut, as if by magic.
>"now then, are you done? All right. As I said, you'll have an owner, someone who isn't afraid to have you around and who will make sure to keep you in line."
>You glared at her as she looked across the hall at the door.
>"Rainbow Dash, please come in." She said, as the door opened

>You turn your head to find a small cyan Pegasus peek it's head in the doorway
>"He's in a cage, you're safe."
>The Pegasus hurriedly flew down the hall and in front of you
>"So this is the weird monkey they found huh? Not so scary" she said, circling the cage
>You glared daggers into her
>"Not a real happy one is he? Well I'll train him to be a good monkey and behave with all the other ponies!" She said with a smile
>"That's what I wanted to hear. Hopefully you and the others can teach him what it means to be friends with everyone. Now then" The princess said, her horn glowing
>You lips came undo as something clicked around your neck
"What the fuck is this?"
>You point to the collar around your neck, and begin to tug at it
>"Well, just in case you think about running away, that will teleport you back to Rainbow Dash's house. So play nice, or else I might just make sure you work in the crystal mines for the rest of your life span." She said with a smile before unlocking the cage
>For once, you finally felt as though you can actually get some humanity back
>Well as much as any human can feel being threatened by mystical creatures and treated like an animal


>"Well, here's where you're staying from now on." Dash said as she pointed to a corner of the living room.
>A pillow for a bed, a bowl, and a piece of string
>Living like a King all right
"You can't be serious."
>"Well I've never had a pet before, so I just did what the experts said to do. I even got you the string to play with."
"I'm a god damn human, not some cat!"
>"Don't yell at me! I'm the one who's in charge of taking care of you. I'm saving you from dying in the crystal mines! Don't be ungrateful." She said, crossing her arms and huffing her hair out of her face >As much as you didn't want to admit it, she was right
>You were powerless.
>All you could do is bend over and take what they're shoving in
>You let out a low grunt before walking over to the corner
>Sitting down on the pillow, you are given a blanket by the Pegasus
>"That's a good monkey" she said
>You snatch the blanket out of her hooves
"The names Anon. Anon Y Mous, and I'm not a monkey. I'm a human."
>She nodded
>"Well Anon, it's been a long day. We need to rest up for tomorrow. You have a long time before Celestia even considers letting you go free. So good night." She said before flicking off the lights and hurried off to her room
>You sat in the dark for a bit and sighed

>You are Anon.
>You are stuck in this strange world and have no idea what is going to happen
>One thing that is certain is that you'll find one way to leave.
>Hopefully alive

>"Rise and Shine!" Said a very awake Rainbow Dash as she opened the curtains to let the sun shine what little light it gave as it began to rise
>Yeah, this wasn't just a horrible dream.
>You were sent here by some unknown force
>You were imprisoned by some princess in a strange land of talking animals
>And now you are the pet of some cyan flying four legged fucker
>"Anon, get up! We have to go and learn about friendship!" She whined as she hovered over you
>You turn onto your side and ignore her
>She can't force you to do anything right?
>"Anon! Hurry up!"
"Let's start it later. Y'know, when normal people get up, not at the fucking rooster call."
>She furrowed her brow and bit on the collar of your suit
>"Git upf" she said as pulled you
>You were barely moved by small Pegasus as you swat her away
"Why do you wanna get me to learn the meaning of friendshit? It's not like it benefits you in anyway. Besides, aren't you like, terrified of me? Everyone else is. Fuck, they nearly threw me in the fucking mines down there."
>"Well Celestia told me to. I don't know why she chose me, but she did and I'm loyal to the princess. Second off, I'm not afraid of you. Why would I? You're nothing but a huge monkey. Monkeys aren't that scary."
"I'm a human, not a monkey. I told ya this last night."
>"Same difference, point is, you don't seem hostile. You talk with a lot of bad words, but you aren't hurting anypony. I might not know who you are, but I'll try to find out. I'm sure the others will get used to you."
>You looked at the Pegasus as she gave a bright smile
>You just roll your eyes and give a scowl
>She's saying things that might be nice to hear
>Nothing changes that you're still her slave
"All right, let's do this stupid friendship thing"
>She happily flew behind you and pushed you out the door
>You looked dow-
>Is that a fucking cloud?
"Are we on a fucking cloud?"
>"Yup! Now first thing about friendship is trust."
>Oh no

>"Trust me Anon!" She yelled before sending you over the edge
"SONUVABI-"
>That was all you could manage before your scream took over
>You always thought skydiving would be fun
>If you had a parachute that is!
>Clouds rushed past you left and right and you hurdled down
>You knew that they were gonna kill you
>Just, ya know, not as quick
>"Anon!" A voice yelled out
>You turn your head towards it and see Rainbow zooming around, well as best you could
>You couldn't really make here out, but there was a rainbow streak doing something out there
>As the ground appeared to close in, you had flashbacks of back home
>Life on Earth sucked
>You closed your eyes and awaited your inevitable fate
>Any moment now
>....
>Was it really tha-
>"Told ya!"
>You opened your eyes to a white fluffy cotton ball underneath you
>"Do you trust me now?" Rainbow asked with a grin
"Trust you? TRUST YOU?! I NEARLY DIED BACK THERE!"
>"But you didn't, because I saved you. Don't know why you're able to keep your body on clouds, but since you can, I decided to test it out. Maybe Celestia is being kind on you." She said before trotting away
>"Come on slowpoke!" She said, walking further
>You let loose whatever it was that was in your stomach and follow her
>If this was a test, you hope there aren't much more.

>As you followed the winged beast, you can't help but notice how much more colorful this world is.
>The air is much more cleaner is well
>You're surprised it doesn't smell more like horse shit
>"Okay Anon. First things first." Dash said, stopping abruptly
"What?"
>You say, stopping dead
>"If you want to be friends with people, you're gonna have to be a bit more cheerful." She said in a matter-of-factly way
"You're joking right?"
>"No, of course. I didn't even start it with a 'knock-knock'"
>You stare at her and let out a disgruntled chuckle
>"What?"
"You see this?"
>You point to the thing basically choking you
"How can I be happy? How can I even bring a smile when I know I don't even have a say to do anything without being right next to you? It's inhuman."
>Now you know how a Nigger feels.
>Maybe you'll stop using that term
>Nah
>"Well that um.." She began, trying to think of a justified reason
>"It's for your own protection."
"What?"
>"Yeah, we may not really be scary or the cause pain, but there are other things in this place that can hurt you. Even kill you."
>You couldn't help but scoff
"Oh. Are there pixies that will kill me by sugar overdose?"
>"No, that would be my friend Pinkie, but I'm being serious. If you aren't careful, you could get really hurt."
>You shake you head
"Whatever. Let's just go wherever we-"
>"You leave her be, ya big monkey!" Yelled a voice interrupting you
>Feeling something tighten around your ankles, you try to run but end up falling on your belly
>"Applejack?"
"Who the fuck has me tied up?"
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see an orange hoof.
>"'Dat would be meh. Ya big coward. How dare ya attack a helpless mare"
>"He wasn't attacking me Applejack. Honest!"
>"Then why was he following ya?" She asked, putting a hoof on your back
"Hey, the guy you're using as an ottoman, yeah, he has a name."
>"Yeah, his name is Anon. He's not harming anyone. He's my pet!" Dash said with a smile
"Don't call me that">"Yer pet eh?" Applejack said, circling you
>She tapped her hoof against your arms, torso,and legs
>"Well he's got some muscle on 'im, but couldn't you have gotten something like a dog, or a turtle?"
>"Well I didn't choose him myself, Celestia said I needed to show him the meaning of friendship."
>"Him? Friendship? He looks like he wouldn't even befriend a timberwolf!"
"Still here. Still tied up. Ya mind cowgirl?"
>"Please untie him AJ" Dash pleaded
>"Fine, but he better not do anything or else I'm gonna buck him"
>You felt the ropes loosen up and managed to get back on your feet
>"What do we say Anon?" Dash asked, nudging you with her hoof
"Yeah no."
>"Hey, crystal mines remember? "
>Dammit
"Yeah uh tha-"
>Applejack put her hoof up in your face and huffed
>"Please, ah don't need Yer apology." She said before walking up to Rainbow Dash
"Fine fuck you too then bitch"
>"So where are ya taking King monkey ovar there?" Applejack asked, beginning to walk? gallop? trot?
>Dash followed closely
>"I was gonna take him to Twilight's for some studying. Maybe we could find out what a human is exactly."
>"I'll join ya then, fer protection."
"Oh joy. One thing then, don't forget to take a breath mint, you'll need it from all the shit talking you're doing."
>With a huff and a scowl, Applejack remained focused on the road
>Dash gave you a look similar to "What the fuck dude?"
>You shrugged and followed by
>Time in this world can't go by fast enough

>After much arguing with Rainbow Dash, you are now carrying the surprisingly light Pegasus
>"Thanks again Anon!" She said as she patted your head with her hoof
>*mutter mutter*
>"Well I mean that's all he's good fer after all." Applejack said, a small chuckle escaping her shit covered mouth
"And you're nothing but a stupid work horse. All work and no play makes you a dumb fucking animal"
>"So does that make ya retarded?" She said without skipping a beat
>Oh, she's sassy too?
>Joy...
>"Hey look!" Dash yelled as she pointed to a signpost
>"Now entering Ponyville. Pop. *insert however many there are*" a sign read
>Back to the place where you were first found?
>Back to face beings who are fearful and hateful towards you?
"This is just great..."
>You take in a deep breath and exhale, hoping to not be lynched by a mad pony mob
>Sounds like a cringey band name
>"All right Anon. As soon as we get there, you are gonna apologize to everyone okay?" Dash said as she peered over the top of your head
>"Yeah, and make sure you get on Yer knees to beg"
"Fuck off sour apple."
>You look up at Dash and she looks back down at you
>She gives a nice smile and slight giggle
>You quickly look straight ahead
>Why is she being so nice?
"I'm not gonna beg for forgiveness Dash. I'm not that big of a slave"
>"No begging, just say sorry. Be nice to everyone, try to make friend-"
"With everyone who wants to get away from me."
>"Well when you out it that way-"
>"It makes it all the better to get rid of ya!"
>"Be nice Applejack!"
>"Until that monkey boy is gone, I'll go back to being my usual self."
"Back to being a xenophobic, fun sucking bitch? You're already there sweetheart."
>"What did you say?!" Applejack said facing you
>"Guys stop!" Dash pleaded

>" Yeah, don't hurt my test subject!" Yelled out a different voice

>"I'm still needing to study his species. He is.exotic afterall." Said a purple unicorn as she approached you three
>"He's just a giant monkey is all. Nothin' special. You could find others if ya try hard enough"
>"No, not really. He's a special type of homosapien. He's one that's only a few strands from being a chimp. I need to take a closer look." The unicorn said as she inspected your legs
"Uh, I don't think I consent to this"
>"Don't need consent from an animal."
>"He's right Applejack. It's wrong.and inpony. Everyone need consent, especially animals"
>"But he isn't like other animals Twilight. He's a nice and speaks the same language as us." Rainbow said as she rubbed her hoof on your head
>Who knew hooves were soft?
>"Yes that is true." Twilight nodded as she made mental notes "So what brings you three to Ponyville?"
>"We need to tea-"
>"Dash here needs to teach monkey man the meaning of friendship. Nows he her pet and if he misbehaves, he get sent down to the crystal mines."
>"Ahh. I understand. I, too, am trying to figure out the true meaning of friendship. Hopefully we could help each other out mr..."
"Anon. Anon Y Mous."
>"What do you say?" Dash asked, eyebrow raised
"Um...pleasure to meet you I guess.."
>"Nice to meet you too Anon Y Mous. Now please, come to my house and help me conduct studies" Twilight said blunt as she used her magic to push you in her direction
>"No, he's here for something else!" Dash exclaimed as she grabbed your arm and pulled
>"It's only gonna be a minute or 20!" Twilight retorted as she pulled you on the other side
>Applejack just laughed as she watched

>Is this day ever gonna end?