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Identity Thieves

Sep 19th, 2019
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  1. <DM> ---===SESSION START===---
  2. <DM> *You are standing in the Gerudo Desert outside Gerudo Fortress*
  3. <DM> *You are approached by a person in a dark cloak*
  4. * Green_Enrics is in drunk status from the last quest. :P
  5. <Green_Enrics> H-hungry. *hic*
  6. <Generic_Cloaked_Person> So more people have decided to take my request.
  7. * Generic_Cloaked_Person approaches closer and closer until you can see his face.
  8. * Generic_Cloaked_Person 's face is revealed to be that of Silvio's
  9. * Generic_Cloaked_Person is now known as Silvio
  10. <Harvey> I had a feeling it was going to be you.
  11. <Silvio> So you did.
  12. <Silvio> Easy to tell considering your weakling friend.
  13. * Green_Enrics lays on the floor...all drunk and whatnot
  14. <Harvey> Grrr...
  15. <Silvio> Now, let's get down to business.
  16. * Green_Enrics gets up and stretches a bit
  17. <Silvio> I'm sure you've heard about all of the terrible fables involving a beast known as Twinrova?
  18. <Harvey> Yes, I have.
  19. <Silvio> That's why I've brought you here.
  20. <Silvio> To help me eliminate her.
  21. <Green_Enrics> Woah woah woah woah woah...woah
  22. <Green_Enrics> Elimate whoooo- *hic*
  23. <Dhoo> IIIIIIII'm not really into "dangerous"
  24. <Dhoo> Anything a little less life threatening?
  25. <Silvio> Don't worry, she should be easy to elimnate.
  26. <Silvio> In order for her to be, two witches must merge together; Kotake and Koume.
  27. <Green_Enrics> "She"...you expect me, to kill a girl. *hic*
  28. <Silvio> Kotake is in Termina, running her shop.
  29. <Silvio> Koume is wandering around in the desert.
  30. <Silvio> The all you have to do is bring here here.
  31. <Silvio> *her here.
  32. <Silvio> And I will do all the dirty work.
  33. <Silvio> And if you refuse, the all of you are going to go down now that you've actually seen me.
  34. <Green_Enrics> So lemme get this straight...you're gonna beat the shit out of a witch who's just kinda sitting there, flying around...doing nothing.
  35. <Dhoo> Saw who?
  36. <Dhoo> I didn't see anything.
  37. * Green_Enrics hiccups
  38. <Silvio> Well, we have two choices: Bring Koume here as I asked or me unleash my wraith on you.
  39. <Silvio> None of you will be able to make a scratch on you.
  40. <Silvio> *me
  41. <Green_Enrics> ...I-I-I think wrath is the word you're looking for, Wraith is a type of ghost.
  42. * Green_Enrics hiccups
  43. <WindStrike> (or, better yet, pretend to take the quest and then skedaddle away)
  44. <Silvio> Ha ha ha.
  45. <DM> (I was thinking about that)
  46. <Harvey> Well, I think we have to take this quest.
  47. <Green_Enrics> (YAAAAAY, food is ready, Be the hell right back.)
  48. <Dhoo> This feels a lot like railroading.
  49. <Dhoo> BUT...
  50. <DM> (Harvey knows someone who can be trouble to Silvio)
  51. <Dhoo> fine.
  52. <Green_Enrics> (Auto Follow Drunk_Enrics activate!)
  53. <Silvio> It's settled.
  54. * Emilica pokes head out of nowhere
  55. <Silvio> You bring Koume here.
  56. <Silvio> Understood?
  57. <Harvey> Yes.
  58. <DM> (Silvio has trouble traversing the desert)
  59. <Silvio> Good.
  60. * Silvio points to a wagon being towed by a camel.
  61. <Silvio> This will be your ride to where she was seen last.
  62. * Louie is now known as Caravan
  63. * Harvey jumps on the Wagon
  64. * Caravan is now known as Wagon
  65. <DM> (Everyone else ready to jump on?
  66. <Dhoo> I guess...
  67. <DM> *Green Enrics stumbles onto the wagon*
  68. <DM> (Emilica?)
  69. * Emilica gets thrown into a wagon by force
  70. <Wagon> [Person running Wagon] What might the destination be?
  71. <Harvey> The place where you last saw Koume.
  72. * Emilica is away: Welcome to AFKVille, where your AFKing abilities are shown
  73. <CookStrike> (I railroad with introductions too, ain't that much different.)
  74. <Wagon> [Person running Wagon] Okay. Going now before the sandstorm hits.
  75. * Wagon trecks away.
  76. <Green_Enrics> WAGONS!
  77. * Green_Enrics is no longer Auto Follow for a little while
  78. <DM> *About 30 minutes later, you all arrive at an oasis where several trees are*
  79. <DM> *A large body of water can be seen in the shade of the trees*
  80. <Wagon> [Person running Wagon] Yep, this is it.
  81. <Dhoo> Pit stop?
  82. <Harvey> This is where you saw Koume last?
  83. <Wagon> [Person running Wagon] Correct.
  84. <Dhoo> Do you have a name?
  85. <Wagon> [Person running Wagon] Yes.
  86. <Emilica> Is your name John?
  87. * Wagon is now known as Nick
  88. <Nick> My name is Nick.
  89. <Nick> Anyway, a travelling poe can lead you right to Koume.
  90. <Emilica> Nicholas Cage?
  91. <Nick> One stops here.
  92. * Silvio is now known as Olimar
  93. <Harvey> Kay.
  94. <Harvey> Dropping us off here?
  95. <Nick> Might as well
  96. <DM> [???] Did you say Koume?
  97. <Green_Enrics> OH MY. :O
  98. <DM> *A mysterious man with a red shirt and a green cape embroidered with cherry blossoms emerge from the shadows of the trees*
  99. <Nick> *Gasp!* Everyone out!
  100. * Nick pushes everyone out of the wagon and flees like a coward.
  101. <DM> [???] Coward.
  102. * Emilica gets pushed into the sand
  103. * Green_Enrics just sits there, all drunk
  104. * Harvey recongises this mysterious man.
  105. <Dhoo> Ah yeah. No. I'm staying here.
  106. <Harvey> Leroy, what are you doing here?
  107. * Nick is now known as Leroy
  108. <Leroy> I am here because I recieved a distress signal from Koume.
  109. <Leroy> And I know what Silvio is blackmailing you to do.
  110. <Emilica> Are you Leroy Jenkins?
  111. * Green_Enrics rushes at Leroy
  112. <Leroy> Don't worry, you are not in trouble.
  113. <Green_Enrics> LET'S DO THIS LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS~
  114. <Leroy> At least not by me.
  115. * Green_Enrics tackles Leroy
  116. <Leroy> By the way, my name is Leroy Govanaus.
  117. <Green_Enrics> (That Tackle = Roll Power. :3)
  118. * DM points to the NPC thread
  119. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  120. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 10, 2, 1, 10, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 49. Successes: 7.
  121. <Leroy> $51d10
  122. <Navi> Leroy: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 295. Successes: 39.
  123. * Leroy evades.
  124. * Leroy opts not to counterattack.
  125. * Green_Enrics trips
  126. <Emilica> Don't mind her
  127. <Emilica> She is drunk
  128. <Green_Enrics> Hell yeah I am. *hiccup*
  129. <Leroy> I can smell the Jack Daniels.
  130. <Green_Enrics> (rofl)
  131. <Leroy> Chateu Romani prehaps?
  132. <Green_Enrics> Nah, just wasted a lot of my moneys on the Hyrule Market. *hiccup*
  133. <Leroy> Sybilis decided to have a not so bright idea to drink a Chateu Romani because it would give him infinte magic for a short period of time.
  134. <Leroy> I had to lock him in the house when it wore off.
  135. <Leroy> He is very unstable.
  136. <Green_Enrics> (Auto Follow )
  137. <DM> (Sybilis is unstable, almost Flandre-tier unstable)
  138. <Emilica> (On a range from 0 to infinte, how unstable?)
  139. <DM> (Out of 10, I would give a 9)
  140. <Leroy> Anyway, where did you see Silvio last?
  141. <Leroy> I have a bone to pick with him.
  142. <Emilica> He was last seen with the klops
  143. <Leroy> ...
  144. <Harvey> We saw him outside Gerudo fortress.
  145. <Harvey> He should be either in the fortress or at the front gate.
  146. <Leroy> That's good.
  147. <Leroy> It should be easy to catch him there.
  148. <Green_Enrics> (Back)
  149. <Leroy> Here's what you do:
  150. <Leroy> Find Koume and take her to the Spirit Temple/
  151. <Green_Enrics> Here's what we do guys
  152. <Leroy> I will deal with Silvio.
  153. <Green_Enrics> Because like *hiccup*
  154. <Green_Enrics> I'm the most stable person here
  155. <Green_Enrics> We find Koume
  156. <Green_Enrics> And Hug her
  157. <Emilica> No Green_Enrics
  158. <Emilica> You are drunk
  159. <Emilica> Go home
  160. <Green_Enrics> BETTER YET
  161. <Green_Enrics> We dress Emilica up as Koume
  162. <Green_Enrics> Kill her
  163. <Green_Enrics> Take her body back to Silvio
  164. <Emilica> ...
  165. <Leroy> Once I'm done with Silvio, I will head to the Spirit Temple and take the all of you back home.
  166. <Green_Enrics> And so we did the deed
  167. * Green_Enrics hiccups
  168. * Leroy ignores Green_Enrics because he is drunk.
  169. <Green_Enrics> *she
  170. <Green_Enrics> >.>
  171. * Olimar is now known as Travelling_Poe
  172. <Emilica> (Solution to gender neutrality: Call everyone an "IT")
  173. <Travelling_Poe> Having quite a bit of conversation are we?
  174. <Green_Enrics> POE POE~
  175. <Leroy> We were disucssing what we should do about Silvio and Koume.
  176. <Travelling_Poe> My my.
  177. <Emilica> Idea
  178. <Leroy> I was thinking you could go off and guide these guys to Koume.
  179. <Leroy> And to the Spirit Temple.
  180. <Emilica> We send Silvio to the Underworld
  181. <Green_Enrics> Mostly Girls...oh wait, it's just two girls, fuck.
  182. <Emilica> Language Green
  183. <Emilica> Language
  184. <Emilica> What did your mother teach you?
  185. <Leroy> Now now, let's not cuss.
  186. <Green_Enrics> Emilica, you do know I was an orphan, right?
  187. <Green_Enrics> (Awkwaaaaaard.)
  188. <Emilica> Well, what did the Orphan lady whatever teach you?
  189. <Travelling_Poe> Okay, who is coming with me to Koume and to the Spirit Temple?
  190. <Emilica> (Totally not awkward)
  191. <Harvey> I will.
  192. <Dhoo> Pass.
  193. * Emilica away AFK again
  194. <Green_Enrics> She taught me to shut your mouth!
  195. * Green_Enrics punches Emilica
  196. <Travelling_Poe> I'm basically the only one who knows where Koume is right now.
  197. * Emilica gets sent flying into the sky
  198. <Dhoo> That's fine. You go ahead and we'll catch up.
  199. * Leroy stands between Green_Enrics and Emilica.
  200. <Leroy> I don't think we need to be fighting.
  201. * Emilica gets burned in the sky
  202. * Emilica has quit (Quit: .)
  203. <Green_Enrics> I think it's kinda too late...for that....
  204. * Green_Enrics hiccups
  205. <Leroy> ...I wish Sybilis didn't have that hangover.
  206. * ChanServ gives voice to Emilica
  207. <Emilica> $recall
  208. <Travelling_Poe> Okay, it is just *points to Green_Enrics*, *points to Emilica* and *points to Harvey* who are going.
  209. <Emilica> Wait, I am going?
  210. <Green_Enrics> Yes, now get your ass over here
  211. * Emilica digs into the sand and hides
  212. <Travelling_Poe> If you wish to see Koume.
  213. <Green_Enrics> What about this knuckle-head though
  214. * Green_Enrics pokes Dhoo
  215. <Travelling_Poe> You better follow me.
  216. <Travelling_Poe> That knucklehead said no.
  217. <Green_Enrics> ...oh
  218. <Green_Enrics> Well I guess it's an all girls team again, eh Emilica?
  219. * Green_Enrics hiccups
  220. <Travelling_Poe> I can't be waiting forever.
  221. <Emilica> Darn, I left Mr. Viney at home again
  222. <Harvey> And by the way, I'm a guy.
  223. <Green_Enrics> Well, you're some kind of dog...thing, I couldn't really tell.
  224. * Emilica slaps Green_Enrics
  225. * Green_Enrics hiccups.
  226. <Green_Enrics> NOW THEN\
  227. <Green_Enrics> LET'S US CONTINUE~
  228. <Travelling_Poe> Time to go.
  229. * Travelling_Poe travels out to desert.
  230. * Harvey follows.
  231. * Emilica gets kicked up ahead by an unknown force
  232. <Dhoo> eh
  233. <Green_Enrics> Are you coming or not, Dhoo Dhoo bird?
  234. <Dhoo> Don't poke me.
  235. * Sephiroth kicks Emilica out the window.
  236. * Sephiroth has kicked Emilica from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a binary code! «15,046»)
  237. <Dhoo> Do I have to?
  238. <Green_Enrics> If you want any Screentime, I'd reccomend it.
  239. <DM> (Not if you don't want to go)
  240. <Green_Enrics> [/4thwall]
  241. <Dhoo> Is it dangerous?
  242. <DM> (It's not dangerous)
  243. <Green_Enrics> We're taking a request for a cold blooded murderer guy, CLEARLY IT'S DANGEROUS
  244. <Leroy> Relax.
  245. <Leroy> I will deal with him.
  246. <Leroy> I am powerful enough to handle him.
  247. <Leroy> You will be fine.
  248. <Dhoo> I dunno...
  249. <Leroy> Even if he escapes, he very rarely kills without a contract.
  250. <Dhoo> Will you carry me?
  251. <Leroy> ... Fine.
  252. * Leroy picks up Dhoo.
  253. <Leroy> Boy, you're pretty heavy.
  254. <Green_Enrics> Awwwwww
  255. <Green_Enrics> He looks so funny~
  256. <DM> *You all travel with the Poe*
  257. <DM> *A few minutes later, deep in the desert, you see shadow in the sky*
  258. <Harvey> Whispies. Watch out!
  259. <DM> *Two Red Whispies appear*
  260. <Dhoo> I should warn you. I'm not much of a fighter.
  261. <Leroy> Don't worry.
  262. <Leroy> I will keep you calm.
  263. <Dhoo> But that's what I do.
  264. <Leroy> And safe.
  265. <CookStrike> (Ooh, sounds like a proposal right there.)
  266. <Green_Enrics> ...The hell aare Whispies
  267. <Leroy> These whispies stand no chance against me.
  268. <Leroy> Whispies are ghost flames that can appear or disappear into nowhere.
  269. <Green_Enrics> (Seriously, I need some kind of picture of Whispies. ._.)
  270. <DM> (Well, I will have to upload the sprite I have of them and post it)
  271. <Dhoo> (seriously is leroy proposing to me? cause dhoo dont swing that way)
  272. <Leroy> (No)
  273. <Green_Enrics> (Also, do they birn your hands if you touch them? :O)
  274. <Green_Enrics> *burn
  275. <Leroy> (Yes)
  276. <Green_Enrics> Whiiiiissspppiieeesss
  277. * Green_Enrics goes to pet a whispy. :3
  278. * Green_Enrics burns her hand on it
  279. <Green_Enrics> Ack!
  280. <Green_Enrics> ;~;
  281. <Green_Enrics> Bad Whispy!
  282. <Green_Enrics> *Hiccup*
  283. <DM> (Uploaded: http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab87/seastorm044/20-Whispy_zpsc9246811.png)
  284. * Travelling_Poe is now known as Red_Whispy1
  285. <Red_Whispy1> ?h 7m
  286. * Leroy is now known as Red_Whispy2
  287. <DM> (Roll inits)
  288. <Harvey> $init 1d10
  289. <Navi> Harvey: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
  290. <Green_Enrics> (For some reason, I imaged the Whispies like this. http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/f/fe/PMTTYD_Tattle_Log_-_Lava_Bubble.png/100px-PMTTYD_Tattle_Log_-_Lava_Bubble.png )
  291. <Red_Whispy1> $init 1d10
  292. <Navi> Red_Whispy1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  293. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  294. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  295. <Red_Whispy2> $init 1d10
  296. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  297. <Green_Enrics> My haaaaand. ;~;
  298. <DM> $init s
  299. <Navi> The battle has begun!
  300. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Harvey (4), Red_Whispy1 (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  301. <Navi> Bonus Turns: Red_Whispy2 (10).
  302. <Dhoo> $init 1d12
  303. <Navi> Dhoo: A battle is already in progress. You may join with $init join.
  304. <Green_Enrics> ._.
  305. <DM> $init r
  306. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  307. <Dhoo> oh god damn it
  308. <Harvey> $init 1d10
  309. <Green_Enrics> $init 1d10
  310. <Navi> Harvey: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  311. <Navi> Green_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  312. <Red_Whispy1> $init 1d10
  313. <Dhoo> $init 1d12
  314. <Navi> Red_Whispy1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  315. <Navi> Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  316. <Green_Enrics> (Same Init roll. ;~;)
  317. <Red_Whispy2> $init 1d10
  318. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  319. <DM> $init s
  320. <CookStrike> (the odds)
  321. <Navi> The battle has begun!
  322. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Red_Whispy1 (5), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  323. <Green_Enrics> (SAME ROLLS LOLWUT.)
  324. <Navi> Bonus Turns: Red_Whispy2 (10).
  325. <Red_Whispy2> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-212-post-647.html#pid647 <- Enemy data
  326. * Red_Whispy2 fires a fireball at Green_Enrics (Roll Wisdom)
  327. <Green_Enrics> Ahhhhhh! ;~;
  328. <Red_Whispy2> $9d10
  329. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 6, 3, 9, 5, 6, 4 and 9. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
  330. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  331. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 8, 2, 7, 5, 6, 10 and 6. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  332. <Green_Enrics> (I'm nature element btw. ;~;)
  333. <Red_Whispy2> +2 successes
  334. * Red_Whispy2 manages to strike Green_Enrics
  335. <Red_Whispy2> Rolloff!
  336. <Green_Enrics> (Wait whAT?)
  337. * DM hits RedWhispy for getting a bigger counter bonus than what it should get.
  338. <Red_Whispy2> $9d10
  339. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 2, 8, 7, 1, 6, 8 and 2. Total: 40. Successes: 5.
  340. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  341. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 7, 5, 1, 5, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
  342. <Red_Whispy2> +1 success.
  343. <Green_Enrics> ._.
  344. <DM> ROLLOFF 2
  345. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  346. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 8, 9, 8, 4, 2, 6 and 9. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
  347. <Green_Enrics> oooooooo.......ooooooooo
  348. <Red_Whispy2> $9d10
  349. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 10, 7, 10, 7, 1, 8 and 2. Total: 64. Successes: 10.
  350. <Red_Whispy2> +1 success.
  351. * Red_Whispy2 manages to strike Green_Enrics, causing sparks of fire to rain down on the enemy (roll wisdom)
  352. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  353. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 3, 8, 9, 3, 8, 8 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 7.
  354. <Harvey> $13d10
  355. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 3, 9, 8, 3, 8, 7, 10, 2, 3, 5 and 9. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
  356. <DM> (Dhoo, roll Wisdom)
  357. <Dhoo> $10d10
  358. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 4, 1, 6, 10, 4, 7, 9 and 2. Total: 51. Successes: 6.
  359. <DM> (ROLL OFF vs Harvey!
  360. <Harvey> $13d10
  361. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 8, 10, 7, 8, 5, 5, 3, 1, 8, 9 and 4. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
  362. <Red_Whispy2> $9d10
  363. <Dhoo> $10d10
  364. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 7, 2, 10, 9, 2, 9 and 10. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  365. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 5, 1, 5, 4, 10, 1, 6 and 7. Total: 50. Successes: 8.
  366. <DM> (vs Harvey, not Dhoo)
  367. <Dhoo> ooooh
  368. * Harvey evades the spark of fire.
  369. <DM> *Everyone else is hit, taking 2 damage*
  370. <Red_Whispy2> ?h 6m
  371. <DM> Dhoo: 9h 6m
  372. <Dhoo> yeah im pretty much out after this fight
  373. <Dhoo> im not going to make it
  374. <DM> Green_Enrics: 4h 5m
  375. <Green_Enrics> ;~;
  376. <Green_Enrics> (I lost 6 HP?)
  377. <DM> BONUS TURN: END
  378. * Red_Whispy2 casts Spite against Harvey
  379. <Red_Whispy2> (Roll Wisdom)
  380. <Red_Whispy2> $8d10
  381. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 1, 6, 8, 3, 6 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  382. <Harvey> $13d10
  383. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 8, 1, 10, 2, 2, 6, 5, 8, 9, 9 and 2. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  384. * Harvey evades the Spite
  385. <Red_Whispy2> ?h 3m
  386. <Red_Whispy2> $endturn
  387. <Navi> Red_Whispy2 has ended their turn.
  388. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Red_Whispy1 (5), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  389. <Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  390. <Red_Whispy2> $endturn
  391. <Green_Enrics> WHAT?!
  392. <Navi> Red_Whispy2 has ended their turn.
  393. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Red_Whispy1 (5), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  394. <Green_Enrics> (lolwut)
  395. <Green_Enrics> (That was the bonus turn though, y u no murder us to death?)
  396. <Dhoo> oh
  397. <Dhoo> its me
  398. <Dhoo> you guys gotta tell me this shit im kinda out of it
  399. <Dhoo> wolfos transformation followed by leap at whispy1 roll power
  400. <Red_Whispy1> ...
  401. <Red_Whispy1> $3d10
  402. <Navi> Red_Whispy1: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7 and 1. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
  403. <Dhoo> $15d10
  404. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 6, 10, 6, 7, 8, 8, 3, 9, 3, 4, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
  405. <Red_Whispy1> 8 damage.
  406. <Dhoo> yaaay?
  407. <Dhoo> 9h 5m
  408. * Red_Whispy1 is vanquished by the force of a Werewolfos leaping onto it.
  409. <Dhoo> $endturn
  410. <Navi> Dhoo has ended their turn.
  411. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Red_Whispy1 (5), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  412. * Red_Whispy1 leaves behind a Whispy Soul
  413. <Red_Whispy1> $removeme
  414. <Navi> Red_Whispy1 has removed theirself from battle.
  415. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  416. <Green_Enrics> ._.
  417. * Red_Whispy1 is now known as Olimar
  418. <Green_Enrics> Did it just flee?
  419. <DM> (It died)
  420. * Harvey fires a PSI Beam at RedWhispy2
  421. <Harvey> (Roll Wisdom)
  422. <Harvey> $9d10
  423. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 7, 8, 8, 3, 8, 5 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  424. <Harvey> +2 successes.
  425. <Red_Whispy2> $10d10
  426. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 5, 8, 9, 1, 5, 1, 2 and 8. Total: 51. Successes: 7.
  427. * Red_Whispy2 is struck by the blast of light
  428. <Red_Whispy2> 4h 7m
  429. <DM> (HOLD IT!)
  430. <DM> (Forgot Whispy1 explosion)
  431. <DM> $13d10
  432. <Navi> DM: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 5, 10, 8, 8, 4, 8, 7, 1, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 10.
  433. <DM> (Roll Wisdom)
  434. <DM> (All)
  435. <Red_Whispy2> $10d10
  436. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 3, 1, 8, 7, 3, 7, 4 and 1. Total: 53. Successes: 6.
  437. <Dhoo> $9d10
  438. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 6, 4, 5, 9, 4, 7 and 1. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
  439. <Harvey> $13d10
  440. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 2, 8, 2, 9, 2, 6, 4, 4, 7, 6 and 2. Total: 61. Successes: 6.
  441. <DM> (This includes you Green)
  442. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  443. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 6, 1, 10, 3, 1, 10 and 6. Total: 50. Successes: 8.
  444. <DM> *Everyone is hit by the Whispy explosion, roll $1d2 for damage*
  445. <Harvey> $1d2
  446. <Navi> Harvey: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  447. <Red_Whispy2> $1d2
  448. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  449. <Dhoo> $1d2
  450. <Navi> Dhoo: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
  451. <CookStrike> (if you have dragonhide tunic, you might as well just shrug the damage off)
  452. <Green_Enrics> $1d2
  453. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  454. * Harvey takes 1 damage.
  455. <Harvey> 7h 2m
  456. <Green_Enrics> (How much did I take?_
  457. <Red_Whispy2> 3h 7m
  458. <DM> (You took 1 damage)
  459. <Dhoo> 7h 5m
  460. <Green_Enrics> 3h 5m ;~;
  461. <Harvey> $endturn
  462. <Navi> Harvey has ended their turn.
  463. <Navi> ROUND 1: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  464. * Green_Enrics smacks that Mean ol whispy with her wooden sword of drunkiness. (Roll Courage...bithc.)
  465. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  466. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 3, 9, 4, 1, 9, 5 and 10. Total: 46. Successes: 5.
  467. <Red_Whispy2> $6d10
  468. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
  469. * Red_Whispy2 takes 1 damage and Flame Body activates, dealing 2 damage to Green_Enrics.
  470. <Red_Whispy2> 2h 5m
  471. <Green_Enrics> 1h 5m...fucking hell
  472. <Green_Enrics> $endturn
  473. <Navi> Green_Enrics has ended their turn.
  474. <Navi> ROUND 2: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6), Harvey (3) and Green_Enrics (2).
  475. * Red_Whispy2 hurls a fireball at Dhoo
  476. * You are now known as WindStrike
  477. <Red_Whispy2> (Roll Wisdom)
  478. <Red_Whispy2> $9d10
  479. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 9, 9, 2, 1, 10, 6 and 5. Total: 53. Successes: 8.
  480. <Dhoo> $9d10
  481. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 1, 9, 5, 9, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  482. <Red_Whispy2> +1 success
  483. <WindStrike> (some reason, I read that as "Red Enrics hurls a fireball at Dhoo.")
  484. * Red_Whispy2 strikes Dhoo, dealing 3 damage.
  485. <Dhoo> 4h
  486. <DM> *Firey sparks rain down on everyone (Roll Wisdom)*
  487. <Dhoo> do i roll again?
  488. <Harvey> $13d10
  489. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 3, 2, 7, 5, 1, 8, 9, 9, 7 and 1. Total: 64. Successes: 7.
  490. <DM> (Yes)
  491. <Dhoo> $9d10
  492. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 6, 7, 4, 10, 5, 2 and 3. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  493. <Green_Enrics> $9d10
  494. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 10, 7, 7, 4, 7, 6 and 8. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  495. <Red_Whispy2> +1 success.
  496. <DM> *Everyone is, again, hit*
  497. <DM> *Everyone takes 2 damage*
  498. <Green_Enrics> (Welll you suck.)
  499. * Green_Enrics dies
  500. <Green_Enrics> $removemen
  501. <Harvey> 5h 2m
  502. <Green_Enrics> $removeme
  503. <Navi> Green_Enrics has removed theirself from battle.
  504. <Navi> ROUND 2: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6) and Harvey (3).
  505. <Emilica> (Am I late for the battle)
  506. <WindStrike> (oh, that's burn damage, nvm me)
  507. <Green_Enrics> (Very)
  508. <DM> *Green Enrics is burnt to a crisp by a fireball spark*
  509. <DM> (And yes, it is a bit late*
  510. <Red_Whispy2> $endturn
  511. <Navi> Red_Whispy2 has ended their turn.
  512. <Navi> ROUND 2: Red_Whispy2 (10), Dhoo (6) and Harvey (3).
  513. <Red_Whispy2> 2h 2m
  514. <DM> (acutally, join in)
  515. <Dhoo> leap attack roll power
  516. <Dhoo> $15d10
  517. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 6, 9, 8, 8, 8, 2, 4, 3, 10, 1, 4, 10 and 8. Total: 91. Successes: 11.
  518. <Red_Whispy2> $3d10
  519. <Emilica> $init j
  520. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3 and 5. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
  521. <Navi> Emilica has entered the fray.
  522. * Emilica is back (gone 00:53:15)
  523. * Red_Whispy2 explodes before it could burn Dhoo with Flame Body.
  524. <Red_Whispy2> (Everyone, roll Wisdom)
  525. <Dhoo> $9d10
  526. <Red_Whispy2> $13d10
  527. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 8, 5, 6, 1, 9 and 1. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  528. <Navi> Red_Whispy2: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 9, 5, 6, 2, 7, 8, 8, 2, 9, 3 and 1. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  529. <Harvey> $13d10
  530. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 10, 2, 6, 3, 5, 2, 7, 8, 7 and 6. Total: 72. Successes: 10.
  531. <Emilica> $10d10
  532. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 8, 10, 9, 6, 9, 10, 5 and 2. Total: 69. Successes: 10.
  533. <Emilica> Thanks based shield
  534. <DM> *Dhoo is hit, roll $1d2 for damage*
  535. <Dhoo> $1d2
  536. <Navi> Dhoo: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  537. <Dhoo> 1H
  538. <Red_Whispy2> $removeme
  539. <Navi> Red_Whispy2 has removed theirself from battle.
  540. <Navi> ROUND 2: Dhoo (6), Harvey (3) and Emilica (0).
  541. <DM> $init r
  542. <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
  543. <DM> Battle is over!
  544. <DM> 2 Whispy souls are on the ground, ready to be bottled.
  545. <DM> Random item drops:
  546. <DM> $2d6
  547. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6 and 4. Total: 10.
  548. <DM> (Roll $14d8 for rupees)
  549. <WindStrike> (ring drop, know how to roll it/calculate it?)
  550. <Harvey> $14d8
  551. <Navi> Harvey: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 3, 1, 6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 6, 8, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 62.
  552. <Dhoo> $14d8
  553. <Navi> Dhoo: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 7, 8, 3, 7, 4, 2, 2, 8, 8, 1, 3 and 7. Total: 72.
  554. <DM> (Ring drop:)
  555. <Green_Enrics> $14d10
  556. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 9, 9, 6, 6, 4, 3, 7, 3, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 77. Successes: 10.
  557. <DM> $1d50
  558. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  559. <Green_Enrics> $14d8
  560. <Navi> Green_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 4, 1, 1, 4, 3, 6, 5, 6, 6, 5, 5 and 7. Total: 63.
  561. <Emilica> $14d8
  562. <Navi> Emilica: You rolled 14 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 1, 4, 7, 2, 6, 3, 4, 4, 5, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 62.
  563. * Green_Enrics gives his 63 rupees to Emilica
  564. <Emilica> ._.
  565. <WindStrike> (show of good faith? that's a first)
  566. <Green_Enrics> *her
  567. <DM> *A magic container and a Common ring drops*
  568. <Emilica> $calc 63+62
  569. <Kefka> 63+62 = 125
  570. <WindStrike> common ring - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
  571. <Dhoo> how much xp?
  572. * Harvey swipes the Magic container.
  573. <Emilica> $calc 231+125
  574. <Kefka> 231+125 = 356
  575. <DM> 14 EXP
  576. <Emilica> $calc 14*.75
  577. <Kefka> 14*.75 = 10.5
  578. <Dhoo> huzzah
  579. <Dhoo> ok im out
  580. <Dhoo> im bailing
  581. <Dhoo> im really tired
  582. * Harvey bottles the two Whispy Souls.
  583. <Dhoo> later dorks
  584. <DM> (See yah)
  585. * Dhoo has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  586. <DM> (Who is going to take the Ring)
  587. <Emilica> (Rings are lame)
  588. <Green_Enrics> (wait, so how much EXP did I get.?)
  589. <WindStrike> (Frodo will)
  590. * WindStrike ruuuuuuns.
  591. <Emilica> (Give them to the chickens)
  592. <DM> (You got 14 EXP)
  593. * Harvey also swipes the ring.
  594. <DM> Okay
  595. * Red_Whispy2 is now known as Leroy
  596. * Olimar is now known as Travelling_Poe
  597. <Leroy> Not bad.
  598. <Leroy> You didn't do bad at all here.
  599. <DM> However.
  600. <WindStrike> (I love how he just watched as Green totally died there.)
  601. <DM> I have run out of time for this session.
  602. * Green_Enrics wakes up, a little more sober.
  603. <DM> This will continue next session.
  604. <DM> So...
  605. <WindStrike> (I'm bailing in a bit too, though I'm keeping the chat on)
  606. <WindStrike> got an estimate for next session time?
  607. <DM> ---===SESSION PAUSE===---
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