[DE - 1] AiE : Dynamic Entry

Wind.  Thats what stood out.
It started as a nice breeze, but it became violent exponentially fast.
Almost like you were driving down the highway with your windows down.
But...  The wind wasn't going the right direction...  It was going...  up?
Something was wrong.
Very, very wrong.
You hadn't noticed until now, but apparently you had your eyes closed; so naturally, you opened them.

Fuck.  Big mistake.  Big goddamn mistake.

You were falling; the landscape staring up at you kind of gave it away, as it became much clearer much faster than you were comfortable with.  Shit.
You're dead.  You're god-damn dead.  How did this happen?  You don't remember jumping off of anything, and there aren't any cliffs or mountains that you can see.
You recall celebrating a party of some sort...  what was it...  Your birthday?  Maybe?  There was party, then more party, then sleep, and then falling.  Hell of party.
You're barely able to make out what looks like a rainbow... "heading" your direction?  The fuck is this shit?  Then it hit you.

No, literally, the rainbow plowed into you.  Then you blacked out.  Hey, it hurt like hell.

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You come to, and inhale deeply.  Well, attempt to anyway; you'd managed a short wheeze before what you'd assumed were broken ribs, so politely reminded you of what happened to get you here.
Fuck you ribs.
>Love you to, anon.
Then everything came crashing back down to you.  Your falling, scraps of a memory of a party, and your singed clothes.

Wait a minute, falling?  Shouldn't you be dead?  No.. wait thats not right, a... rainbow hit you.
Wat.
Well, lying on the ground isn't helping you solve any mystery, so you sit up.  And groan.  Yup, definitely broke something.  Probably multiple somethings.
You look around, and start to take in the scenery around you.  Trees, grass, a few broken limbs, and a hole in the tree's canopy.  Presumably, where you fell through.
Upon standing, you look around some more.

Yup, exactly what you expected, more trees.
Seriously?  You expected what else, exactly?
>Moving on.

You look up at the sky through the hole in the canopy, and try to get a feel for time or direction, but you can't see the sun.  Well, that puts you at either early morning, or early evening.
You take your phone out of your pocket, all hail the mighty cellular signal!
>Pfffft, nope.jpg
No signal.  Well ain't that just peachy.

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Alrighty then, you figure the best thing to do is to get out of these woods asap.  So, why not a straight line?  Seems simple enough.  This forest will end one way or another.
You start to make to walk, but before you do, something catches your eye.  A part of the brush looks pretty beat up, but it wasn't near you or your... dynamic entry.
Upon closer inspection, there's more than one thing wrong with this particular section of brush.
Rainbow... flowers?  No, thats not a flower shape, it looks more like vines, or maybe a big leaf.

Then it moved.

"DAFUQ IS THAT," you shout as you jump back to your crater.

It moves agian, but this time you're somewhat prepared.  You've got some distance on it, lets just see it try something.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Still waiting.
Wait-- fuck it.
You approach the bush again; why?  Because fuck you logic.

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It doesn't seem to be sprouting from a branch, at least not one you can see.  You pull the brush back to see where this thing leads.
There seems to be a blue base its attached to, but...  Its... Bleeding?  You can't tell for sure, but that looks quite a bit like blood.
You give it a nudge to see if it reacts, and it just squirms a bit.  You push the wound (you presume) and it makes a noise.  A loud noise.  Like a scream or an outcry of pain.
>well no shit.
Ok, so something is hurt, and appears to be stuck in a bush.  You notice its legs?  Are tangled up in the shrubbery, so, being the considerate anon you are, you grab a leg and begin to pull.
It starts to make noise again, but you continue pulling.  Whatever it is, it surely doesn't seem like it belongs in shrubbery.  You pull hard, against its protests, and it finally starts to pull loose.
A bit more.... A bit moooore... BAM!
Being free, it flies out of the brush and slams in to you.  Aaaaaaand here come -your- protests.  More specifically, your ribs protests.  You look down to see that you got the rainbow thing out of the bush.
Well, you don't quite agree with the image your eyes are sending your brain.  You must be hallucinating or some shit.  A rainbow pony.  Rainbow.  Pony.  The hell?  It didn't look like a pony you'd seen before though.
For one, it has wings.  Ok, nope.  Never seen that before.

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You rub your eyes: nope, still there.
Well, hallucination or not, you can't just leave it there.  Its eyes are wide open, and its mouth slightly agape.  You presume its probably never seen something like you before either.
You approach it, slowly.
"Okay little guy, I'm not gonna hurt you," you say in an attempt to comfort it.
"Who you calling a guy?" it answers back.
Jimmies, consider yourselves rustled.

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>You stop dead.
>
>The fuck just happened.
>Ponies don't talk.  Not.  Possible.
>The damn thing must've been reading your mind, because it promptly said, "What, you never seen a Pegasus before?"
>
>
>Ok brain, calm down.  Just calm the fuck down.  Think.
>Its sentient.  It appears to speak English.
>You should probably consider responding at this point, the pony seems to have taken your blank stare as a bit unnerving.
>You shake your head for that final head-clearing.
"Ummm.... No.  I can't say that I've seen a... Pegasus... before," you said.
>"....So I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you're not from around here, are you," the Pegasus questions.
"Well, that depends.  Where exactly is... here?"
>"Equestria?" it asks; from its tone, you can tell its starting to get just a bit freaked out too.
>You shake your head, "Equestrwhatnow?" you ask, dumbfounded.
>"You know, Equestria," it says, giving you s suspicious look, "the home of Princess Celestia, Ponyville, Canterlot?  Any of this ringing any bells?"
"I can't say it is, no.  Never heard of it."
>"oh boy."
"I think we'd better start somewhere else.  My name is Anon, whats yours?"
>"I'm Rainbow Dash," it says; curious name, but seems fitting enough.  What with the rainbow mane and tail.
>"My turn, no offense but, what are you, exactly?  I've never seen anything like you before."
>What am I, you ask yourself?  A talking pony just asked you what you were.  Well, fuck it.
"I'm a human.  A human male, more specifically," you finally answered.  Never really had to answer that question before.


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>"Well, I kind of figured the male bit from your voice,"  She said.
>Her voice, well it did have that feminine quality to it.  Almost like she was covering it up, but whatever.  She couldn't fool you.
>"But I've never heard of a human before," she continued, "and I'm pretty sure you're not some species of pony either."
>You don't say.
>You press on, asking your own burning question, "So is there a hospital or somewhere that we can get fixed up?  I don't know about you but my ribs hurt pretty bad."
>"Yeah theres a hospital in Ponyville, though I'm pretty sure they'll have a time figuring out what to do with you."
>Good point, but its all you've got.
"Well, lets get going then I'm hurting pretty bad, and you don't look so good yourself."
>She looks at her wings and various scratches, then back at you.
>"Yeah, it did make quite the landing I suppose," she chuckles nervously.
"Can you walk?"
>She stands up and stretches a bit, before replying "I think so."
"After you then, " you gesture, stepping out of her way.
>"Well, last I saw before I hit you, Ponyville was this way" she says before she starts heading in, what appears to you to be no particular direction, but whatever.
>She seems like you can trust her.  She did save your life after all.

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>You've been walking for a few hours now; from what you can see through the tree canopy, its beginning to get dark out.
>RD seems to notice this too, as she's become a bit more agitated.
"It looks like its getting dark, should we set up camp for the night?" you ask
>"Why?  You scared of the dark?" She asks, mockingly.
"No, but night time seems like as good a time as any to sleep."
>"Yeah, you're right there; but we're close.  I can feel it." She says, her voice wavering ever so slightly.
>"How about this: we keep going until the Moon is in the sky.  If we haven't gotten to Ponyville by then, then we'll set up camp.  Sound good?"
"Ok, I can go with that."

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>Its been what feels like a couple more hours, and its becoming hard to see through all the foilage.
>The moon has started its ascent into the sky, bringing with it worry that you won't get to a hospital for a while.
>"Ok big guy, you win.  Lets set up camp."  Rainbow says.
"Alright, how about over here?"  You suggest, gesturing towards a larger tree;  its roots are slightly lifted from the ground, creating a sort of crawl space.
>"Seems as good a place as any, I guess." She says reluctantly.
>As you find some sticks and gather some large leaves from nearby plants to make a roof; you begin to question weather or not you'll wake up.
>Not because of Rainbow, but because of your injuries.  Your ribs are cracked, if not broken; and Rainbow looks even worse than you do.
"Why don't you let me take a look at some of those cuts?"
>This doesn't sit to well with her.
>"But you've never seen a Pegasus before, right?  You have no clue how to fix any of this!"
>She makes a good point, the most you've ever patched up before, had to be a nasty scrape you got in a car wreck a while ago.

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>Should be simple enough though.  You're confident you can at least stop the bleeding.
"I could at least clean it out.  Its probably going to get infected if you leave it like it is."
>"No.  I'll be fine until morning." She says bluntly.
>Well, you can't say that you'd let a beat up alien poke around your cuts or bruises either.
"Ok, then lets get settled for the night."
>"We should probably take turns taking watch for the night." She suggests.
"Why, is there something in this forest that'll hurt us?"
>"This far in, maybe.  I still don't know how close we are to Ponyville, but if we walked for the better half of an evening, and we've yet to find it,  I'd say we're pretty deep in."
"Oh" you answer nervously.  Getting mauled or worese, eaten, by an aline wolf or something doesn't sound too appealing.
"Ok then, I'll take first watch." You volunteer.
>She seems to go along with it, and prepares a little bed of leaves for her to sleep on.
>"Ok, then I'll see you in a couple of hours."

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>Maybe an hour and a half has passed, but nothing really eventful has happened.
>You look over to check on Rainbow, and she's shivering in her sleep.
>You hadn't noticed.  Probably because of the jacket you were wearing.
>You think for a bit about what just crossed your mind.
>She's a pony, she has fur, right?  She'll be fine.
>You look over at her shivering form again.
>You're the one with a disadvantage here.
>You look back at her sleeping again.  Had she woken up, she probably wouldn't have taken too kindly to your staring at her while she slept.
>
>God dammit conscience.
>You take off your jacket and place it over her, like a blanket.
>As the cold begins to set in, you begin to regret giving up your jacket.
>Just as quickly as the regrets enter your mind, you look over and see Rainbow has stopped shivering, and has resumed sleeping quite peacefully.
>
>Fucking conscience.

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>The moon is roughly halfway through the sky at this point, and you were beginning to get pretty sleepy.
>It'd been an eventful day, to say the least.
>Even with the sharp cold, sleep began to demand your obedience, and your body agreed.
>Your mind did not.  No, it was interested in this strange place with Pegasus.
>Why can't your body and mind ever get along?
>Mind: because.
>smart ass.
>
>Back to the cold.  You figured now was as good of a time as any to wake Rainbow and switch watches.
>Unfortunately, she didn't quite wake up.
>Still breathing, albeit pretty shallow.
>Good, she's not dead.  Boy, that'd cause a riot, bring a dead pony into a town of ponies.
>STOP IT BRAIN.
>I'm just saying.
>ANYWAY
>You take your jacket off of her, and inspect her suspiciously quiet form.
>First thing you notice, is that her cuts haven't healed.  A couple of them actually look worse.
>Probably infected with something.
>Stubborn Pegasus.  Ah well, no point debating it now, past is past.

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>You wrap her up in your jacket and scoop her up into your arms.
>Better get her to that hospital, fast.  Her body is just too quiet and her breath too shallow for your liking.
>Well, at least you'll be even.  Sort of.
>You did kind of cause her to crash.
>But she didn't have to save you!
>True, but...  aww fuck it.  You're right.  God dammit, brain.
>Love you too, Anon.
>Only one thing you can do now, continue as long as your legs will carry you to this 'Ponyville' you've heard so little about.
>Hope they like humans.
>You begin heading in your original direction, despite your own ribs (very vocal) complaints.

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>It feels like a few hours pass; she isn't exactly heavy, but dammit if your arms aren't starting to hurt.
>As you're walking, it occurs to you that this forest, doesn't seem as dangerous as Rainbow made it out to be.
>The only thing you've encountered other than foliage, is a Pegasus.  And she wasn't even in the forest to begin with.
>
>
>You just had to think about it, didn't you?  Idiot.
>You hear something move behind you.
>Jimmies = rustled.
>Incoming adrenaline!
>Shit.  Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
>Your legs have become a blur; your arms still hurt, but your brain is now refusing to acknowledge it.
>Your brain likes its adrenaline.
>Running as fast as you can, you finally slow down to catch your breath, and listen for more noises.
>nope.
>
>
>Its quiet.  Too quiet.
>Rustled Jimmes have leveled up!
>Fuck.

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>Your legs decided they are ready to run again; your eyes however, were not prepared for the sudden need to focus on where you were putting your feet.
>You've tripped;  your adrenaline filled brain slows down time for you, and pieces together a brilliant plan!
>You spin around, so you don't land on the hurt pegasus you're carrying.
>Wait for it.
>Waaaaaiiiit for it.
>TOUCHDOWN!
>But your ribs have begun to remind you why you're an idiot.
>FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU---
>Still conscious, but dammit if you don't just hurt like hell.
>This seems to startle Rainbow out of her ill slumber.
>You might say she's just a tad surprised.
>"Anon?  Whats going on?  Why are you carrying me?  Why are we laying down?  Where are we?"
>Questions.  Questions everywhere.
>With your body in recovery mode, no energy was spared for speaking.
>She begins to eye you with what looks to be a mix of anger and worry.
>"Anon, can you hear me?"
>She gives you a little nudge with her hoof.
>Still nothing.
>"Great."
>You've got her in a bear hug from the fall, and again, your body was not inclined to let you move until it decided that was a good idea.

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>Rainbow looks around, trying to get a bearing on where you managed to get the two of you.
>"This place looks... familiar."
>Leaves.
>Trees.
>Plants.
>Nighttime.
>Well no shit.
>Whatever was chasing you (at least you presumed it was chasing you), had caught up.
>You could feel whatever it was burning its eyes into you.
>"Fluttershy?  Issat you?" Rainbow asks the creature.
>Apparently this "Fluttershy" had made some sort of positive response.  If it said anything, it was far to quite for you to hear.
>"Fluttershy, listen: I need you to go to the hospital and get some paramedic unicorns out here as quick as you can.  You understand?" Rainbow instructed this new creature.
>You heard rustling, and then silence.
>Rainbow looked back at you and said, "Just keep calm Anon, we got this.  We found Ponyville."
>At this point, you'd managed to regain control of your voice.
"What the hell was that?" You asked, rather bluntly.
>"That, was Fluttershy.  She's a Pegasus, like me." She stated.
>Ok, ok, no need to panic.  Apparently Fluttershy is a friend.
>Jimmies have become less rustled.

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"Did I hear you say, unicorns?"
>"Yeah, why?"
>Great.
>Well, if you're going crazy, might as well go all out.
>ONWARD AND INTO THE ABYSS!
>"Try and relax, I'll wake you up when the paramedics get here."
>Damn, she sure seems concerned for you.
>"I said relax.  You're kind of starting to crush me."
>Duh.  Your bear-trap of an embrace.
>After you relax your arms, you close your eyes and let out a moan of pain.
>Your ribs remind you of what just happened.
>Crazy or not, the hurting in your ribs is getting old.

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>You open your eyees.
>Bad idea.
>Dizzy as fuck.  And you're laying down.
>How does that even work?
>Oh yeah, ribs...
>As you struggle to regain focus, you hear leaves being rustled once more.
>You just don't have the energy to rustle your jimmies any more.
>Your eyes focus upon Rainbow Dash, who has remained on your chest, despite you dropping your arms off of her.
>She has this worried look in her eyes.  At least, you hope its a worried look.
>You did move her while she was sleeping.
>Oh shit!  Thats right!  She was passed out, and you're pretty sure it was because of her infected looking cuts.
>She looks even worse than before, now that she's awake.
"Shit.  You OK, Rainbow Dash?" You ask, fully expecting a lie.
>"Yeah, I'll be fine.  But you don't look so good, Anon."
>Aaaaannnd there it is.
"I don't look so good?  Have you seen yourself lately?  Those cuts--"
>"Yeah, I know.  I'll be fine.  But Celestia help me if you think you're going to pull a stunt like that again."
"What do you mean, 'stunt like that'?"
>"Well, we're not too far away from Fluttershy's cottage now, and I don't sleepwalk."
>"You're all sweaty and shaking, so I'd wager you ran a bit.  And I came to in your arms."
>Uh-oh.  Moment of truth.
>"...Thanks."
>wat.
"For what?"
>"You could've left me there, and saved your self, but you didn't.  Why?  I don't know you; and you don't know me."
>She makes a valid point.
>giveafuck.exe has stopped working.
>Attempt restart?
>Yes [No]
"Hell if I know.  I didn't want to just leave you there."

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>Rustling of leaves, and a Pegasus appears.
>You assume this to be the Fluttershy that was here earlier.
>She's got a yellow coat with a pink tail and mane.
>Interesting color choices you ponies have.
>Be ashame if something were to happen to it.
>GOD DAMMIT BRAIN.
>
>
>Shortly after Fluttershy arrives, what you assume to be the paramedics arrive as well.
>Looks like about three ponies, all with white coats.
>Of course, they all stop dead upon seeing you.
>Why wouldn't they? Alien freak.
>
>"Don't worry guys, he's in no condition to hurt anypony," Rainbow tells them.
>Why is she sticking her neck out for you?  Maybe she feels guilty or some shit.
>Why are you questioning it?  Dumbass.
>
>The medical trio of ponies seems to snap out of it, and start heading for the two of you.
>The first pony had a red cross on her flank, and was heading for you, along with one of the other ponies.
>Rainbow had hopped off your chest, and was talking to the other medic pony.

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>"My name, is Nurse Red Heart.  Do you understand me?" She asked you.
>You nod your head in affirmation, chest beginning to lay down the hurt.
>"Ok, well, we're going to take you to the hospital and get you fixed up as best we can" Red Heart tells you.
>She had this air about her.  A no-nonsense thing going on.
>You nod your head, and her... horn?  begins to glow.
>
>Must be a unicorn.
>No. Shit.
>
>Then, you begin to glow, and levitate.
>Naturally, the ground suddenly leaving you, you begin to freak out a bit.
>"Calm down dear, we'll take care of you" she assures.
>Rainbow sees you panic, and walks over to you.
>"Calm down dude, they're good at what they do" she tells you.
>You nod your head, and unrustle your jimmes as best you can.
>Nurse Red Heart resumes moving you with her... horn?  Fuck it.  Why not.
>The second medic approaches, his horn glowing, and takes up position opposite of Red Heart.
>Wait.  Do all of these ponies have horns?
>You look at the medic tending to Rainbow.  Sure enough, horn.
>
>At any rate, they then began to move you in the direction you assumed Ponyville was in.

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>The journey was a bit awkward, but you and your escort service finally made it out of the forest.
>Nurse Red Heart and her assistant refrained from pounding you with questions; choosing to focus on the task at hand: getting you to the hospital.
"Nurse" you mumble, voice coming back.
>Red Heart snaps her attention to you.  She hadn't heard you talk before.  Smooth Anon.
>"...Y-Yes?" She asks, ignoring her shock as best she can.
"I... I think I can walk, if you'll let me."
>"...Well, alright then.  Go ahead" she says as she lowers you to the ground, her assistant mimicking her.
>You stand up; still a little dizzy, but you've got your footing.
"Ok, lead the way" you say.
>Still a bit uneasy with you speaking, she positions herself next to you; presumably to catch you should you fall.
>She instructs her assistant to take point, and he does.
>Your journey to the hospital resumes.
>You look back, and see Rainbow and the third medic following you.
>Well, at least she looks ok.  For the most part.
>No sign of Fluttershy though.  Huh.  Oh well.
>You resume paying attention to the medic pon-- er, unicorn, that was leading you.
>You've passed quite a few buildings, but you didn't really focus on what they were.
>You're eyes lock on a big white building with a red cross on it.
>Hospital?
>Hospital.

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>When you finally make it to the hospital, your fatigue is beginning to take hold of your mind.
>Its a good thing Nurse Red Heart was keeping an eye on you.
>Had she not; that fall could've done some damage.
>Blackout.
>
>You faded in and out of consciousness from then on.
>You caught glimpses of what was happening every now and again.
>Being rushed through the hallway.
>Someone arguing with someone else about... a bed?
>A group of ponies standing around you, all of which had very serious expressions.
>Silence.  Sweet silence.
>
>You open your eyes, and look around.
>You're in a hospital bed.
>Or rather, a makeshift hospital bed.
>Counting the dips in the rails on the sides of the 'bed,' it looked more like four smaller beds had been pushed up against each other.
>It makes sense, you suppose.
>You were a bit bigger than these ponies.
>
>You were under hospital sheets.
>Upon further inspection, all of your clothing had been removed.
>Your chest was wrapped up in bandages
>The cuts on your arms and legs were bandaged as well.
>They had draped a towel over your midsection.
>
>You begin to examine your room, and take in its details.
>There aren't any windows in here.
>The lights are pretty dim; the ceiling lights were off, and a lamp next to your bed was dimmed down.

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>If its dark in here, they're either letting you get your sleep, or mimicking the time of day.
>About that time, you sigh.
>Finally you can rest.
>Wait a minute.
>You sighed.
>Shouldn't that hurt like hell?
>You press and poke around on your ribs.
>It still hurts, but more like they're sore.
>Not broken.
>
>
"How long was I out?" you openly ask yourself.
>
>About that time, the door to your room opened, and in walked Nurse Red Heart.
>She noticed you were awake, and walked over to your side.
>"How are you feeling, Anon?" she asked politely.
>How did she know your name?
"How do you know my name?" you ask, forgetting her question entirely.
>"Rainbow Dash wasn't injured as seriously as you were.  She woke up first, and told me what happened." She responded simply.
>Makes sense.
>Crashing into an alien isn't something you think you'd forget so easily either.
>
>"Now then, how are YOU feeling?" she reiterates.
>Right.
"I'm feeling much better.  My ribs are sore, but they don't hurt near as much as they did before.  How did you manage to fix me up?  I thought I was the only human ponies had ever encountered?"
>"Woah now, take it easy.  You may feel better, but you still need time to rest."
>"We fixed you up the same way we do most other ponies: magic." she explained.
>Wut.
>She's got to be pulling your leg or something.
>Magic?  Fucking magic?
>From your blank stare expression, she pulls that you don't quite understand.
>"Rainbow said you'd never met a pony before, I thought she was kidding.  There are three types of ponies in Equestria: Pegasi, Unicorns, and Earth Ponies."
>"Pegasi have wings to fly, Unicorns have horns to perform magic, and Earth ponies are generally more durable or physically stronger than unicorns or peagsi; to make up for their lack of magic or flight."
>Would explain how she got you here initially.
>And the healing.
>Odd that you've only met unicorns and pegasi, but not an Earth pony.
>Chalk one up to coincidence.


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>"Can I check your bandages and injuries?  I need to make sure they're healing properly." she inquires.
>Don't see why not.
>She's probably the one who put the bandages on you in the first place.
"Sure, go ahead." you say as you remove the hospital covers.
>She gets up on her rear legs, and pokes around your chest with her forehooves.
>She gauges your reactions to where she applied pressure, and takes some notes using her magic and a nearby clipboard.
>She then uses her magic to lift some of the bandages, and checks for bruising.
>More notes.
>After re-applying your chest bandages, she repeats the process with the various cuts and scrapes on your legs.
>More notes.
>She sets the clipboard back down, and puts the sheets back on you.
>"Alright, everything seems to be doing well.  I don't know for sure, as we've never encountered a... well..."
"Human?" you suggest
>"Right, human.  We've never encountered a human before.  But based on the rest of your body, you seem to be recovering nicely."
>"You'll have to help us out with your recovery, this is going to be a team effort to make sure you don't have anything else broken."
>Fair enough.
"I've got a few questions, if you don't mind my asking"
>"Go right ahead dear."
"Well, first off, how is Rainbow doing?  Last I saw of her, she had some pretty nasty cuts."
>"I can't tell you about other patients" she says.
>"But suffice it to say, there have been no additions to the morgue."
>A bit dark, but it got the point across.
"Fair enough.  Next question: where are my belongings?"
>You had your iPhone and a swiss army knife on you, thats about all.
>You think.
>Probably.
>"We took your clothes to be cleaned in town, and as for your... belongings... I have them put away in storage."
>"One of them looked like it shattered though.  Probably from when you fell in the forest."
>Great.
>Broken phone.

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>"We'll get you your clothing back as soon as its cleaned though.  They were only coated in ash, they didn't seem damaged other than the piece you tore for Rainbow Dash."
>Well, at least your nudity can be cured.
"Ok, one more question: how long was I out?"
>"A couple of days.  We had to fight to keep you with us a couple times, but you made it."
>A couple of days.
>Not bad, considering what you've been through.
>Falling into another dimension/onto another planet
>Being hit by a flying pony
>Carrying a pony through the woods at the speed of extreme fear.
>And probably going completely insane.
>Eh.
>"Now, if you've no more questions, you should probably try and get back to sleep.  Its almost midnight."
>With that, she gathers her notes, and heads out of your room.
>You reach over, turn off your lamp, and try to get to sleep.
>Your brain can't have that, now can it?
>Time to fuck with your dreams.
>
>
>
>You were flying.  Not falling, but flying through the air.
>Just minding your own business, enjoying the freedom.
>Suddenly, your falling extremely fast.
>There's a big green thing that has hold of you.
>FUCK its the Hulk
>Wait, wat?
>You hit the ground, and the Hulk starts tearing your scrawny ass apart.
>
>
>You wake up with a start, looking around the dark hospital room.
>The fuck was that about.
>After you calm down a bit, you slowly drift off to sleep for round two.

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