Me: Heeeey fine fella 10:42 AM
+13177099312: Heeeeeeeey boy. 10:43 AM
Me: what's up? 10:44 AM
+13177099312: Chillin 10:44 AM
Me: you should watch dragonball z. that's what im doin 10:45 AM
+13177099312: No thanks 10:46 AM
Me: wanna see the bonehammer instead? 10:47 AM
+13177099312: NO. 10:49 AM
Me: that's unfortunate. that thing makes thor feel inadequate. his name is big bird 10:50 AM
+13177099312: Your a bird. 10:51 AM
Me: not sure what that means but i bet you would feel better if you saw my dick. 10:51 AM
+13177099312: EWWWWWWWWW YOU SICKO. 10:53 AM
Me: nah, it's like a public service. i just admire you! 10:55 AM
+13177099312: Thats great.it makes me smil 10:56 AM
Me: i heard people smile when they see my monster dong 10:58 AM
+13177099312: Wtf.... 10:59 AM
Me: haha jk im a grrrrrrrl 11:00 AM
+13177099312: No your not. Your an anmbia. 11:01 AM
Me: do you mean amoeba 11:02 AM
+13177099312: .NO. 11:03 AM
Me: then what do you mean 11:03 AM
+13177099312: Your stupid 11:03 AM
Me: you're* 11:04 AM
+13177099312: WE ARE NOT IN ENGLISH CLASS TOGETHER 11:05 AM
Me: well yeah because im not in an english class. we've talked about this, DUH 11:06 AM
+13177099312: What 11:07 AM
Me: what 11:08 AM
+13177099312: Is this dan the man 11:08 AM
Me: nah homie you know who this is 11:09 AM
+13177099312: Wait legit is this dan vance? 11:09 AM
Me: nope 11:10 AM
+13177099312: I dont know who this is sorry.. 11:11 AM
Me: i got ur # from a trash can 11:11 AM
+13177099312: Wahhh. Is this one of the boys on the bball team 11:12 AM
Me: i ball so hard yo 11:12 AM
+13177099312: Oh thats nice 11:14 AM
Me: yeah but im not on the basketball team 11:14 AM
+13177099312: Who is this... 11:15 AM
Me: who are you? 11:16 AM
+13177099312: I asked you first 11:16 AM
Me: haha i asked you second 11:17 AM
+13177099312: Well 1st wins over 2nd...first are you a dude? 11:18 AM
Me: yeah im a dude. what are we playing, 20 questions? 11:19 AM
+13177099312: Maybe go to fhs? 11:19 AM
Me: nope. my ankle bracelet alerts parole if i leave the house 11:20 AM