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- I really wish you would have used the ABBA outtake in the game. Great, now that I type that out you could have done it in a well known ABBA (the band) style. Of course, you'd have to have parodies of:
- Dancing Queen:
- "You are the scrotum king, young and clean, only 17...."
- ... Which clearly explains a lot. I think there is a conspiracy here. Otherwise the code wouldn't be the way it is. Maybe they were trying to instigate an ABBA revival?
- SOS:
- "So when you're near me tanks explode beneath me .. scrotum gun!"
- Take A Chance On Me:
- "When you stand around, you're the first to find
- Honey I'm still free, grow a pube on me!
- If you need me let me know, I'm young and proud
- When you got no place to go, cause you're stuck in the ground.
- Now you're all alone, and smooth young guns have gone
- What a perfect time, grow a pube on me!"
- I could go on forever. Clearly there is enough evidence here to elevate this to a theory and not just a hypothesis without having to evoke the classic, but obvious to anyone with a hairless scrotum, 1974 Eurovision winning "Waterloo" tribute "Ballsack, Woo!":
- So how could I ever refuse? You simply take a look and you lose!
- Ballsack, woo! I was defeating you from the wall!
- Ballsack, woo! Promise to shoot you for ever more!
- (duh duhn duh duhn duh duhn duh)
- Ballsack, woo! Couldn't grow hair if I wanted to!
- (scrotumy-sax fill!)
- Ballsack, woo! Finally facing my ballsack, woo...
- (Woo-oo-woo-oo!)
- Ballsack, woo, finally facing my ballsack, woo...
- (When you're ready to hire me full time let me know.)
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