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  1. # Filter Stallman copypasta on /g/:
  2. #/what you're refer+ing to as linux/i;boards:g
  3. # Filter posts with 20 or more quote links:
  4. #/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){20}/
  5. # Filter posts like T H I S / H / I / S:
  6. #/^>?\s?\w\s?(\w)\s?(\w)\s?(\w).*$[\s>]+\1[\s>]+\2[\s>]+\3/im
  7. #(?<!\w)INSERT WORD HERE(?!\w)
  8. #^[^>].*TEXT GOES HERE <--- filter the following text, unless it's part of a greentext
  9. /muh/i;boards:v;op:only
  10. /say something nice/i;boards:v;op:only
  11. /o ?k(ay)? when Japan/i
  12. /autis/i;boards:v;op:only
  13. /autism/i;boards:v;op:only
  14. /cringe/i;boards:v;op:only
  15. /kino/i;boards:v;op:only
  16. /cuck/i;boards:v;op:only
  17. /shill/i;boards:v;op:only
  18. /penis/i;boards:v;op:only
  19. /vagina/i;boards:v;op:only
  20. /ass/i;boards:v;op:only
  21. /homo/i;boards:v;op:only
  22. /gay/i;boards:v;op:only
  23. /manchild/i;boards:v;op:only
  24. /lewd/i;boards:v;op:only
  25. /weeb/i;boards:v;op:only
  26. /weeaboo/i;boards:v;op:only
  27. /sweetie/i;boards:v;op:only
  28. /sweety/i;boards:v;op:only
  29. /interracial/i;boards:v;op:only
  30. /master race/i;boards:v;op:only
  31. /gamer/i;board:v;op:only
  32. /gamers/i;board:v;op:only
  33. /kys/i;board:v;op:only
  34. /her game/i;boards:v;op:only
  35. /his game/i;boards:v;op:only
  36. /it's game/i;boards:v;op:only
  37. /trannies/i;boards:v;op:only
  38. /trans/i;boards:v;op:only
  39. /transgender/i;boards:v;op:only
  40. /furry/i;boards:v;op:only
  41. /reddit/i;boards:v;op:only
  42. /tumblr/i;boards:v;op:only
  43. /twitter/i;boards:v;op:only
  44. /facebook/i;boards:v;op:only
  45. /waifu/i;boards:v;op:only
  46. /sex/i;boards:v;op:only
  47. /europe/i;boards:v;op:only
  48. /\(you\)/i;boards:v;op:only
  49. /onions/i;boards:v;op:only
  50. /agenda/i;boards:v;op:only
  51. /onions/i;boards:v;op:only
  52. /^it'?s up$/im;boards:v;op:only
  53. #common shitposting/eceleb/off-topic bait
  54. /^discuss$/im
  55. /^thoughs\?$/i:op:only
  56. /best AVGN episode/i
  57. /cinemassacre/i:op:only:boards:v
  58. /giant bomb thread/i
  59. /( AVGN |angry video game nerd)/i
  60. /what are some games/i:op:only
  61. /what are some (good )?(video games|games|vidya)/i:op:only
  62. /games that do this/i:op:only
  63. /is there a game where/i:op:only
  64. /(vidya|gam(e|ing)|favou?rite) (youtuber|streamer|reviewer|channel|analys)/i:op:only:boards:v
  65. /youtube review/i:op:only
  66. /review channel/i:op:only
  67. /^is s?he right\??$/i:op:only:boards:v
  68. /^just-?$/i
  69. /^wtf\,? bro'?s/i:op:only:boards:v
  70. /despite being( only)? [1-9]*% of the population/i:op:only:boards:v
  71. /just fuck my( \w+?){1,3} up/i
  72. /play her game/i
  73. /buy her game/i
  74. /(have you )?ever (considered falling|fall(en)|fell)? in love with a (fictional )?(character from a video game|video game character|vidya girl)/i:op:only:boards:v
  75. /grow out of /i:op:only
  76. /^past a certain age/i:op:only:boards:v
  77. /\/v\/ hate .* sudden/i:op:only
  78. /(^>?| )gamers( |\:)/im:op:only
  79. /stop playing/i:op:only
  80. /podcast/i:op:only:boards:v:
  81. /what games do /i:op:only
  82. /what are some videogames/i
  83. /any good (video ?)?games where/i:op:only
  84. /any (video ?)games where/i:op:only
  85. /games that .* aesthetic/i:op:only
  86. /this can't be happening/i
  87. /\>we need a protagonist\n/i
  88. /any (video )?games with/i:op:only
  89. /\/our ?guy\//i
  90. /\/our.*\//i
  91. /\/?our ?guy\/?/i:op:only
  92. /what'?s his name/i:op:only:boards:v
  93. /^this is a fucking? video/i:op:only
  94. /any video games where/i
  95. /literally me/i:op:only
  96. /Obviously the next smash character is pic shown, We did not see that coming/i
  97. /what went( so)?(fucking? )? (wrong|right)/i:op:only
  98. /\/v\/ will defend this/i:op:only
  99. /who was in the wrong/i:op:only
  100. /he\'?s right\,? you know/i
  101. /is he right/i:op:only
  102. /now (that|when) the dust has settled/i
  103. /(what|wtf)\s(the\s)?(actual\s)?(fuck\s)?(is|was)\s(his|her)\sproblem/i
  104. /games? (for|with) this feel/i
  105. /vidya for this feel/i
  106. /games? to help/i:op:only
  107. /is (she|he) ?\/?(our ?(guy|girl))\/?/i:op:only
  108. /what did( \w*)? \w* mean by this/i:op:only
  109. /he \w* \w*llions/i
  110. /Why do we hate/i:op:only
  111. /(asian male|male asian).*white female/i:op:only
  112. /\/v\/(\w*\s)*BTFO/i
  113. /how do you respond/i:op:only
  114. /it\'?s ok(ay)? when/i:op:only
  115. /what does \/v\/ think/i
  116. /what do you( guys)? think/i:op:only
  117. /(thoughts on|\/v\/ think about).*((in (vidya|(video ?)?games))|(vidya|games) (with|where))/i:op:only
  118. /your thoughts on/i:op:only:boards:v
  119. /\/v\/ hates/i:op:only
  120. /one copy of/i:op:only
  121. /^>?\w* copies of/i:op:only:boards:v
  122. /^>.*a copy.*thank/i:op:only:boards:v
  123. /^>?why,? yes/i:op:only:boards:v
  124. /^\>.*how could you tell\??$/i:op:only:boards:v
  125. /^>".+"$/:op:only:boards:v
  126. /too old for( video)? (vidya|games)/i:op:only
  127. /how does this make you feel/i:op:only:boards:v
  128. /time for(( video)? games| vidya)/i:op:only
  129. /Was this really necessary/i:op:only
  130. /\>girl joins the game/i:op:only
  131. /^s?he\'?s in$/i:op:only
  132. /content creator/i:op:only
  133. /^here'?s your.* bro$/i:op:only:boards:v
  134. #Tortanic
  135. /fallout ?76/i:op:only
  136. /dark souls 2/i:op:only
  137. /Where were you when looter shooters were saved?/i
  138. #reddit spacing filters
  139. /(\n){3}/
  140. /(\n\n(.{0,250})\n\n)/
  141. />.*\n.{1,200}\n\n>.*\n.{1,200}\n\n/
  142. /^(>>\d{5,10}\n)?>.*\n\n.{1,200}$/
  143. #single line OPs ending with "-" or ellipses; invariably twitter screencap threads or some other garbage
  144. /.*(-|\.\.\.)"?$/:op:only
  145. #single letter OPs; newfags can't blankpost, same reasoning as above
  146. /^\S$/:op:only
  147. #see above
  148. /oh ?no ?no ?no/i
  149. #that one /r9k/ poster's threads
  150. /crippling loneliness/i:op:only
  151. /crippling depression/i:op:only
  152. /cures depression/i:op:only:boards:v
  153. #that guy always posting quotes of himself talking about botting and RMT in horribly broken english
  154. /(are|is) of objectivity/i:op:only
  155. /economic velocity/i:boards:v
  156. /botting is beneficial/i:boards:v
  157. /Multiplayer is where the most intensity and fun is/i:boards:v
  158. /warm memo/i
  159. /sangre de grado/i:boards:v
  160. #Sybb / samus ass spam
  161. /((\bfirm\b|\bflabby\b|\bfit\|\bfat\b).*strawpoll|strawpoll.*(\bfirm\b|\bflabby\b|\bfit\|\bfat\b))/i:boards:v:op:only
  162. #"imagine" posters; faggy ERP or sometimes just some butthurt fuck shitposting trying to get the last word in
  163. /^(\>\>\d*\n?\n?(\S*)?\n?\n)?\>?imagine/i
  164. /haha,? (could you )?imagine/i
  165. #fucking babyspeak bullshit
  166. /\bw(a|e|y)m(e|a|y)n\b/i
  167. /\bwomyn\b/i
  168. #*teleports behind you* *filters your roleplaying*
  169. /\*.{4,}\*/
  170. #s-stutter posting
  171. /^>?((\w)-)+\2/im
  172. #passive aggressive shits quoting post numbers without directly replying to the post, trust me you're not going to miss them
  173. /^\@?\>?\d{5,10}\n/
  174. #NPC posting
  175. /^\>?\>?(\d{5,10})?\n?\n?.*(bad|good)\"?\n? ?\n?\n?(\>?.*(bad|good))?\"?$/i
  176. /^\>?\w* bad/i:op:only:
  177. /^(>>\d{5,10}\n)?\>I like/i
  178. /^>>\d{5,10}\n\n?.*\n\n?>.+(bad|good)$/im
  179. /(orange man bad|>orange man)/i
  180. #gay ERP shibboleth
  181. /mating press/i
  182. /you will never/i
  183. /\bbred by/i
  184. /(>|she).*made for(?! (a|an|the))/i
  185. #any post with 4 or more periods in a row
  186. /\.{4,}/
  187. #fucking stop already, it hasn't been funny for years
  188. /me (on|in) the (left|right|middle|top|bottom|back|front)/i
  189. /looks like that\?\!/i
  190. /^damn\,.*that\??\!?\.?$/i:op:only:boards:v
  191. #/vg/ leakage
  192. /what is a umu/i:op:only
  193. /shadowbringers/i:op:only
  194. /XIV thread/i:op:only
  195. /XIV stormblood/i:op:only
  196. #self-explanatory
  197. /twitch\.tv\//i
  198. /twitter\.com/i:op:only
  199. /one ?angry ?gamer/i
  200. /polygon.com/i:op:only
  201. /kotaku.com/i:op:only
  202. /resetera.com/i:op:only
  203. /drake and josh/i:op:only
  204. #OPs that only have a link to another post in them
  205. /^\>\>\d{4,10}$/:op:only
  206. #mass replying
  207. /^(>>\d{5,10}\n){6,}/
  208. #any posts with a line starting with "t.", you know the type
  209. /^\>?t\./m
  210. #now really fucking simple way to filter posts with "incel" in them without filtering any words containing that string, which is easy as piss with word boundaries
  211. /\bincels?.?\b/i
  212. #shitpost shibboleths
  213. /(>|^| )normie( |.|,|$)/im
  214. /Ok(ay)?,? this is (epic|cringe|based)/i
  215. /\bcucks?\b/i
  216. /based ?bo(y|i)/i
  217. /so(i|y) ?bo(i|y)/i
  218. /boomer.?$/im
  219. /zoomer/i
  220. /(\;|:)\^\)/
  221. /(\;|\:)\)$/m
  222. /\bowo$/m
  223. /\~$/m
  224. /br+a+p/i
  225. /\byumm+y\b/i
  226. /yi+kes/i
  227. /y i k e s/i
  228. />.+\noh.+laffin/i
  229. /sweet summer child/i
  230. /positions? of power/i
  231. /s+ee+t+h+i+n+g+/i
  232. /s e e t h i n g/i
  233. /(?<!\w)seethe(?!\w)/i
  234. /who hurt you/i
  235. /be fun at parties/i
  236. /^>stop (enjoying|having fun)/im
  237. /(?<!\w)cring(e|y|ie)y?(?!\w)/i
  238. /rent free/i
  239. /^(stay )?obsessed/im
  240. /(?<=\w)pilled/i
  241. /(?<!\w)((>>\d{5,10}\n)*)?(\N*\n)?cope(?!\w)/i
  242. /c o p e/i
  243. /coping(?!\w)/i
  244. /(>>\d{5,10}\n)+weak$/i
  245. /brainlets?\b/i
  246. />>\d{5,10}\nepic/i
  247. /\broasties?\b/i
  248. / dabbed(?!\w)/im
  249. /based( and | ?& ?)redpilled/i
  250. /^(?:(?:\n|>>\d+\n)*(?:based|cringe)(?: and \w+pilled)?\.?(?:\n|$))+$/i;op:no
  251. /b a s e d/i
  252. /BTFO('D)?/i
  253. /this\,? but unironically/i
  254. /fucks? blacks?\b/i
  255. /black dick/
  256. /unironically this/i
  257. /^>?unironically/im
  258. /(resetera|disc(o|รด)rd) tran/i
  259. /trannies/i:boards:v:
  260. /tranny\W?$/im:boards:v
  261. /(why|getting).*triggered by/i:boards:v:
  262. /(getting offended|it offends you|finds it offensive)/i
  263. /siss(y|ies)/i
  264. /get the bullet (first|too)/i
  265. /day of the rope/i
  266. /get the rope/i
  267. /(>|gets? )blacked/i
  268. /(^|\W)blacked(\W|$)/i
  269. /pozzed/i
  270. /\bvolcels?\b/i
  271. / wage gap( |$)/i
  272. / sweetie(,| )/i
  273. /suddenly hates/i
  274. /gonna say (it|the n)/i
  275. /^[^>].*safe space/i
  276. /^[^>].*hugbox/i
  277. /^(is.*)?based/im
  278. /based($|\.|\,|\?|\!)/im
  279. /BASED/
  280. /^[^>].*\bwoke\b/i
  281. /lgbt/i:op:only
  282. /chads?\??( |$)/im
  283. /fuc(c|k)bo(y|i)/i
  284. /the absolute state of/i
  285. /larianigger/i
  286. /obsidiot/i
  287. /kiddinity /i
  288. /the top of his head/i
  289. /wait for (the )?(\w* )?war/i:boards:v
  290. / simp /i
  291. /she looks like she fucks/i
  292. /\(\(\(.*\)\)\)/
  293. /oh yeah yeah/i
  294. /it'?s almost as if/i
  295. /(^|\W)o+of(\W|$)/i
  296. /(haha.?)$/
  297. /(\S ){5,}/
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