MG roulette (Onis)

"I guess it can't be helped, I'll see you another time," Ben said before hanging up with a sigh. With that call, the last of his friends and family was a no show to the little get together he was holding. It had seemed like a perfect storm of emergencies and last-minute plan changes had rolled in and left him with nobody to dring the Saturday night away.... well, nobody he knew anyway.

He did have a couple more reasons to call his people over, and that was that he was one of the chosen to use that roulette E-mail. He had a preference for getting to know people over drinks but didn't feel like bar was the right setting.

The other reason was that this was his attempt to get back into the dating game after a nasty fallout with his now ex-girlfriend. She had called him "Too wild" for her liking, and with her being ridiculously high maintenance, it was safer to say that it wasn't fun. He never did understand how she came to hate everything he did, but it was done, and he still had to deal with the crap she left, like that lock on the- Ben shook his head. Thoughts of the old, unlikeable girlfriend out,  Thoughts of new, monster girlfriend in! Sure meeting her alone wasn't what he had planned he might as well go through with using the E-mail anyway as he had nothing better to do, no plan survives first contact and all that.

The house was tidy, he had plenty of food and drink and he made himself look presentable. all that was left to push the button. He had read the books, so he at least had a base for what he was getting into... he hoped. 200+ women with a variety of base personalities as it is,  and then you add unique individuals... Ben decided to pull out his phone and open the E-mail. No time like the present.

*AKA ONI & AO ONI*

And suddenly, nobody going to show up wasn't much a problem.

Onis, If he remembered right, loved alcohol and he had plenty of that, twelve people with high tolerance drinking the night way should be enough for the three of them right? though he did wonder if they would like the various bottles he had, seeing as they were known for drinking Sake.

A touch snapping sound coming from the corridor made him jump. he was about to run down to see what was happening if he didn't hear shouting.

"What the hell Ayaka!? You broke the door! I thought I told you to hold back when knocking!" Somebody female shouted. Knocking? That was considered knocking?

"But Mi-chan! This was me holdin' back! This door's just weak!" A second voice whined. "Besides, it's not like last time, the door's in one piece, see?"

"It's freaking smashed in! Now we have to call those birds to get someone to fix this! You know they hate us already!" `Mi-chan` Growled.

"Hey, that's not my fault! They were the ones who broke our gourds! That was the rare stuff from the mountains, you can't blame for me for gettin' angry for the waste of quality drink!" Ayaka defended.

Mi-chan let out a sigh "True... it's a shame we didn't get to bring that with us, and we were saving it for this..." She said lamenting the loss of alcohol. "At least we still got the daimyo's Sake."

As this was going on, Ben had moved from the living room to the corridor to take a look at the to women arguing at his (Now bent inwards and splintered to hell) front door. Interestingly, both of them were dressed in simple black jeans and tiger-pattern tank tops. along with the horns on their foreheads and silver hair, that where the copying ended.

Seeing as the red-skinned one with messy shoulder-length hair was idly picking splinters out of her knuckles, he assumed she was Ayaka, while the blue-skinned one with her arms crossed, had her hair in a back-length ponytail and had a satchel over a shoulder was this `Mi-chan`. both of them looked like models for a gym magazine cover, with toned muscles that complemented their curves. Needless to say, Ben appreciated the view.

They seemed oblivious to him standing in the doorway as they were wrapped up in their argument turned conversation about alcohol. At the mention of their Sake. Ayaka turned around and pulled a large gourd into view.

"Damn right we do, making sure this thing made it safely. I wonder if he's tasted sake before?" She said scratching her chin in thought.

Her friend shrugged "No idea really. though I am interested in what this place has to offer for drinks, I had heard from Homura that they have quite the variety. And the sage did mention that our potential husband is not a stranger to drinks."

"This is gonna be awesome, I haven't been pumped to drink for some time." Ayaka cheered.

Ben decided to make himself known with a deliberately loud. "Umm...." Both women turned to him be for the blue oni blushed and the red oni glanced at the door and back at ben before laughing awkwardly. Mentally shrugging, he continued. "Welcome, I guess... no surprises as to who you too are right?"

"Yep! I'm Ayaka, this here is Miyako!" the Red oni her greeted with her blue friend waved with her mention. "Sorry about the door, I forget how flimsy some things are sometimes."

Ben glanced at the broken door and shrugged, "I overheard you saying you knew people who could get it fixed right? no harm was done, 'sides, I've heard how monsters break a lot of crap by accident.

Miyako sighed. "You wouldn't be saying that if you knew about her track record of all the stuff she's broken, and that's when she's sober." She said thumbing to Ayaka. "I'm surprised we've managed to stay out of debts."

Ayaka had a challenging smirk and a raised eyebrow. "Oh, really Mi-chan? Like you're any better than me! Or are you forgetting the time you destroyed that shop wall? Or collapsed the in? Or how about the waterfall incident?"

Miyako's blue face purpled in embarrassment with each event pointed out. "H-he doesn't need to know any of that!" She spluttered before turning to Ben. "So! how about you show us inside? Okay? Okay!" she spoke fast and before he could say anything Miyako had grabbed ben by the shoulders, turned Ben around and pushed him inside his own house, showing that like Ayaka, her strength was nothing to laugh.

It was only when they had got to the living room that Miyako had stopped pushing and looked proud as if she had dodged a bullet. "You know you could have just said you didn't want to talk about it." He felt that laughing at the way she deflated and started mumbling to herself wasn't the best thing to do.

Then Ayaka came into the living room carrying the giant gourd that Ben was sure was much heavier than it looked and put it down with a loud thud. "Nice place you got here, we got nothing like this back home," She said as she looked around. "So, Let's get started, you like Sake, right?" She asked, rocking the gourd back and forth.

"Haven't actually had any before," he said as a shrug. Both oni's looked like shocked.

"Haven't... had it before? How could you not? What kind of land doesn't have Sake?"  Ayaka sounded like the concept alone scared her.

"Don't usually come across it around here these parts," he explained mystified at the look of utter confusion on their faces as if the concept of no sake was fundamentally wrong. He wondered just how far the drink went with them; was it a just an Oni thing or did these two in particular just loved Sake that much?

"Well then, we'll have to fix that! Mi-chan, you carried the cups right?" Ayaka asked as she `gently` pulled him over to the sofa while dragging the gourd with the other arm. Miyako opened her satchel and pulled out three large clay cups that looked like they had seen better days. all three were filled one was handed to him.

"Kampai!" The two ladies said as before downing their cups. Ben looked at his mug before shrugging and downing it and grunt of approval at the taste.

"Good, right?" Ayaka bumped his shoulder with a grin. "You're lucky to start with the High-grade stuff."

"High stuff?" Ben questioned.

"She means the quality" Miyako explained. "We got this from a local Lord after we help around town, so it's better then what we usually could get,  we wanted to bring something special for today."

Ayaka put an arm around ben and pulled him close as she poured him another cup full. "You look like a man you can take a few, I want to see just how much you can drink!" She laughed

A glance at Miyako let him see the eagerly curious look on her face. Not one to turn down a challenge, Ben downed the Sake and grinned "keep em' coming!"

"Nice! I knew this was gonna be great!" She said as she poured herself another drink. "The only downside to is that I forgot to pack my drum, no good party lacks music."

"You guys want music? I can put some on." Ben awkwardly shifted his arm (trying and failing not to notice it rubbing on red oni breasts), got his phone out and played a song from his playlist. The two Oni stared at the phone in amazement.

"I had forgotten the number of things these `phone` things could do," Miyako Said as examined the phone. "We had seen the blue sage use one of the things, but to think that it could play music along with communication and without enchantments."

"Enchantments? You mean like magic?" Ben asked.

"Yep! You see these?" Ayaka tapped the side of the cup, when she did, black writing ripped along it before disappearing. "Old charms, we... have a few problems control our strength so most of our essentials are toughened up so we don't accidentally smash them. Miyako has been learnin' how to follow that stuff so we don't need to keep going to monks."

"At least we won't be giving that damn racoon any more money," Miyako grumbled.

"Mi-chan! that was one time!" Ayaka whined. The blue oni suddenly looked like someone had gravely insulted her.

"One time? One time!? You little red-" she fell into incoherent grumbles before downing her Sake in a single gulp before pointing at Ben "You! Let me tell you what I've had to deal with when it comes to her!" Miyako then pulled the gourd and instead of pouring a  cup, chugged for a few seconds from it.

The action had Ben worried. His worry only increased when he turned to Ayaka already offering another cup of sake and whispering "You're gonna need it."

~X~ [several hours, bootles of cider, glasses of vodka and plenty of Sake later]

Turns out when the ball gets going, Miyako was quite the storyteller. The three of them drank, laughed and traded stories well into the night, though the blue Oni had made the stories sound way more dramatic adventures (possibly influence by her intake of drink) as opposed to Ayaka who's tales usually involved `and then I broke the thing`. thankfully most of these were just the clumsy red oni not knowing her own strength.

Ben was also happy he wasn't missing signals, he could tell that the women were clearly into him and getting bolder in their actions and it was time to put on the charm... he only hoped he didn't mess it up.

"Uh oh..." Ayaka's muttering halted any plan that was forming in his head as turned to Ayaka, who had her ear to the gourd while shaking it. "We're almost out!"

Miyako groaned as Ben got off the couch and checked the fridge. "Dammit, we overdid it again! I knew we should have brought more with us for tonight... at least we still got the other drinks, right?" she called out him.

"Actually... we got one bottle left." he chuckled nervously. If anything he was impressed, they had gone through all the drink and it wasn't even midnight. He couldn't remember the last time he had wiped it all out, and with only three people drinking what was meant for twelve... he was feeling like a lightweight compared to these heavys.

"Aww! That's a real shame, but I guess it cand be helped." Ben could almost taste the disappointment in Ayaka's voice.

"I know the feeling, if I could get to my stash, we could go further with the drinking." He was about to suggest putting on the tv to watch something when both women perked up at the word `stash`.

"You have... more?" Miyako asked.

"I told you about my ex right?" He said and the Oni's nodded. "We when we broke up she had locked my drink coolers in the extra room out of spite before she left, and they were filled to the brim with too." He almost turned away from the girls and was about to continue before he took note of the righteous anger on their faces.

"She blocked you from your drink? Who does that? No one should be denied their drink!" Ayaka declared like it was a creed. Miyako looked just as mad as her red partner.

 "It's a real shame, we could continue if I could just..." Ben drifted off as he stared the two Oni as an idea came to mind.

It was probably the alcohol urging I'm forward with what sounded like a good idea, but right now it didn't really matter, this was the first time he had cut loose in quite some time and he wasn't about to stop now. "Scew it! Ladies, Follow me!" he said machine to the hallway, his guest shared a confused look before walking after him to a room with a few padlocks on it. "I'm gonna need you to smash this door."

Just like ben, maybe it was the alcohol talking, or maybe the prospect of more alcohol drove her, nobody knew nor cared that ben could have just asked for her to break the lock as well,  but with one solid punch, Ben learnt the difference between this and Ayaka being `gentle`.

Walking in past the now broken door. Ben went straight to his coolers and thanked whoever was looking out for him when he discovered they were still plugged in. He helped himself to a cider just opened it before he was pulled into a tight hug from behind.


"You know... you've been such a fun host, doing this to keep the party going, most people back down at this point," Ayaka said with tightening her grip on to him. "Keep this up and we may decice to not let you go."

Ben realised that she had seen an opening and took it so metally shugged, and decided to go all-in himself. "Well it has been some time that I've fun with women that could stomach a drink... or several... have to put on the best for great women. Besides I've partied with the best of them." He boasted as he was about to try and slip pit of her hold, and had to remind himself that Onis were no not on the same level of strength the was used to.

"But you never drunk with Oni before, have you?" Ayaka Said as held him still with one arm and took the cider from his hand with the other. "Why don't we go further?"He thought he had prepared for the girls to start getting frisky with him, so an open mouth kiss from Miyako didn't catch him entirely off guard

What did catch him off guard was the mouthful of Sake that came with it.

~X~[noon the next day]

Ben didn't expect to be feeling anywhere nears as good as he was feeling when he woke up. he was sure he drank past his limit... either that or he had gone so long he had forgotten how much he could drink. Either way, he was mystified by the lack of a hangover. He could also remember everything he did last night, sitting up in bed and smiled at the still sleeping pair of Oni at his sides, ecstatic that a threesome is as good as was rumoured. Or maybe it was because the two were a perfect team in their actions, producing some sort of zen-like balance where everyone was satisfied

A glance at his clock stated it was noon, and as much as he wanted to, he couldn't spend all day wallowing in his sense of victory. he still and to clean up from yesterday. He was attempting to slide down and off the foot when he head was pulled into red-skinned breasts.

"Where you goin?" Ayaka slurred. Ben could only let out muffled speech from where he was."Ah... sorry" she loosened her grirp so he could at least rotate his body to speak upward. "what was that?"

"Gotta get out of bed, things to do, like cleaning up all the bottles and stuff," Ben explained.

"Indeed," Miyako said as she sat up and stretched, Ben appreciating the site. "We also have to contact the tengus about the doors to repair them."

Ayaka pouted "Aww... But we only just met him... I want to cuddle with him a bit more... maybe have a little extra fun... come on, Mi-chan!" She said sitting her self up and pulling ben into her lap. "You know you want to! we could even do that thing we did last night!"

The blue Oni face went almost as red as her friend as she tried to splutter out any response. "That was your idea! I just went along with it! Your the one who suggested I enchant the bed so we could go all out!" her protest only got a laugh out of Ayaka.

"Really? So that thing we did with the wine was something I came up with? Or what you did with your horns? Or when we lifted him so we could-" Miyako started yelling at her to shut up as she attempted to get out of bed but tripped and fell face-first to the floor. "Uh... you okay there?"

"If I say yes will you live me alone?" She grumbled, her legs tangled in bedsheet keeping her where she was.

"As great as that sounds, I think I might need some recovery time." Ben said as got out of bed felt some soreness kick in "I may not have a hangover (however that works) and the mind is willing but the flesh still is spongy and bruised."

"No worries, it's not like we party this hard every day, where would be if we did?" Ayaka laughed.

Ben chucked as but on a robe and left the room to get a late brunch for himself and his girls(.... wives? sex was a marriage for these ladies right? ...Whatever, questions for later), and decided was already making plans for his next party or perhaps a bar visit with his buddies. It's not like a perfect storm of no-shows could happen twice, or at least he hoped that was the case.

Loud cracking noises and what sounded like an "oops" made him think that perhaps he should hold off on the plans for parties until he makes his hows Oni-proof.

And also hope that what broke wasn't something he liked