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demon anon 4

Mar 28th, 2017
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  1. >feels good to be anon again
  2. >not that you were twilight before or anything
  3. >you are anon
  4. >and your morning is off to a bad start
  5. >your dream last night wasn't exactly a nightmare
  6. >but it definitely wasn't pleasant
  7. >some shit about a demon that looked like you but with some different cutie mark
  8. >telling you things like "blahblahblah i'm the one who was supposed to be summoned" and "guiding you through your first time blahblahblah"
  9. >then waking up and finding out that that you're in equestria as some sort of demon thing wasn't just a fucked up dream
  10. >then twilight goes and ignores you because of some book she's reading
  11. >not surprising
  12. >but still irritating
  13. >guess you gotta make breakfast yourself
  14. swear to god if this place doesn't have coffee imma smack a bitch...
  15. >a painful burning sensation makes itself known in your mouth just after you say god
  16. >weird
  17. .....god
  18. >you let out a hiss
  19. >yep. that hurts
  20. guess i can't say the big mans name...jesus?
  21. >YEP, THAT HURTS!
  22. ...vishnu?
  23. >AAAAAAAAAH FUCK
  24. >you test out a few more deities names
  25. >each one causes you pain
  26. >you think you can feel blisters forming in your mouth, so you decide to stop
  27. >after quite a bit of wandering with a purpose you find the kitchen
  28. >and proceed to make a total mess of it to find some coffee
  29. coffee....coffeeeeeeeee.....nice.
  30. >with priority one accomplished you start making breakfast
  31. >waffles
  32. >who doesn't fuckin' love waffles
  33. well...since this is spiggles place i'll make some for her.....and spike too, i guess...wonder why i haven't see-
  34. >a scream that you immediately identify as belonging to the dragon in question causes you to wince
  35. >you go to glare at him
  36. but he's already turned around and sprinting away as fast as his stumpy little legs will allow
  37. >snickering when he stumbles, you return to the devils work
  38. >of making breakfast
  39. heh...breakfast is devils work...because i'm a demon...
  40. >hearing a ding almost makes you squeal with joy
  41. go-...the big mans gift to the workin' man
  42. >see? you learn.
  43.  
  44. >with coffee properly prepared and secured, your outlook on this morning changes drastically for the better
  45. >so what if you were some sort of freaky demon thing now?
  46. >you're in equestria!
  47. >much better than back on earth
  48. >even if it will be difficult to get accepted
  49. >and not get blasted by some sort of magical friendship beam that would probably kill you
  50. >since you're an evil beast thing
  51. >shouting and a string of crashing noises is heard somewhere within earshot
  52. >not too close, but close enough to hear
  53. >sounds like someone fell down the stairs
  54. >no matter
  55. >you cannot investigate
  56. >because you are busy
  57. >busy as hell
  58. heheh...get out of my head, carlos
  59. >'your puns are terrible'
  60. >you look around for the source of the voice
  61. >but nobody is around
  62. that....kinda sounded like that thing from my dream.....spoopy
  63. >who was phone?
  64. >anyway, turning your attention back to breakfast
  65. >the stack of waffles grows as you churn 'em out at the pace of a bat out of hell
  66. >'seriously. stop with the puns.'
  67. uhh...hello? who's there?
  68. >a vague sense of unease overcomes you as there's no response
  69. >"what are you doing?"
  70. >HAHA, GOT YOU NOW YOU DISEMBODIED VOICE
  71. >you turn towards the source to see twilight at the entrance to the kitchen with an expression that mirrors how you're feeling
  72. >and spike hiding behind her with a look of fear upon his
  73. uhh....makin' breakfast? you like waffles?
  74. >you hold a plate out to her
  75. >wait a minute
  76. >WAIT A MINUTE
  77. >coffee is kicking in
  78. >your brain goes into full function mode
  79. how...did i just do all that with my hooves?
  80. >the question wasn't targeted at twilight, but she answers anyway
  81. >"the...same way everypony else does?"
  82. >spike chooses then to break his silence
  83. >"see? SEE?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS USING RARITIES VOICE! IT'S TRYING TO TRICK US!"
  84. >both you and purple look incredulously at spike and in unison inquire about his inclination in the most eloquent way possible
  85. >"what?"
  86. what?
  87. >spike looks at twilight with an expression of disbelief
  88. >"what do you mean what? that...THING....sounds exactly like rarity!"
  89. i have a name you know....
  90. >"spike. anonymous definitely doesn't sound like rarity"
  91. >"you know that things name?"
  92. stop calling me a thing...
  93. >'to HIM you DO sound like this...rarity.'
  94. >wh....get out of my head!
  95. >you scrunch as hard as you possibly can
  96. >because that will accomplish everything you want it to
  97. >except for causing spike and twilight to back away from you
  98. >you didn't want that to happen
  99. >'just think about how your voice sounds to you. think hard.'
  100. >against your better judgement, you follow the suggestion of the voice in your head
  101. is....this better spike?
  102. >he shudders a bit
  103. >"hardly. but at least rarities voice isn't being used by some monster thing now."
  104. >you try to ignore the slight sting that comment caused
  105. do you want the waffles or not?
  106. >spike immediately declines
  107. >but twilight hesitantly takes the plate from you and takes it into another room
  108. >after seeing twilight take them, he very cautiously does as well
  109. >then sprints like a bat o-
  110. >'I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS UNHOLY IF YOU FINISH THAT THOUGHT I WILL PUNISH YOU SEVERELY'
  111. >fine jeez
  112. >whatever the fuck you are
  113. >taking your coffee and balancing it on your head while one hoof hold your own plate, you carefully and slowly follow them to the dining room
  114. >which you found while looking for the kitchen
  115. >twilight looks a little uneasy still
  116. >but she offers you a small smile
  117. >which you return as you take a seat next to her
  118. >spike, however, glares at you with intensity
  119. >"so.../anonymous/....twilight says she knows you, but won't say how. how do you know her?"
  120. >fug
  121. she.....uh....we....met....in the everfree forest a while ago.
  122. >he raises a brow then looks to twilight
  123. >"the everfree forest? what were you doing?"
  124. >you can see beads of sweat forming upon her face as she takes a bite of food
  125. >"i wash.....uh...vere to....."
  126. she told me that she was on her way to meet a friend of hers....what their name.....z....za.....
  127. >twilight swallows then looks at you as if you have three heads
  128. >"y...yeah! yeah, i was going to see zecora.
  129. she told me she had never met something like me before, and wanted to do some tests. i was reluctant for a while, but i finally decided to stop by last night.
  130. >he looks to twilight
  131. >who nods overly enthusiastically
  132. >"yep! that's EXACTLY how we met!"
  133. >she makes a nervous giggle
  134. >spike looks a little skeptical, but he doesn't press any more
  135. >"alriiight....so what are you, anyway?
  136. i'm a....
  137. >uh.....
  138. >you make a noise that sounds like someone clearing their throat and trying to read a jumble of letters phonetically
  139. >"were you clearing your throat, or is that what you are?"
  140. that's...what i am.
  141. >he looks at the plate in front of him, then stares at you for a bit
  142. >"well...i.....uhh....gotta go...help...rarity. move some stuff.
  143. >he starts getting up
  144. >and twilight interjects
  145. >"spike. you can't tell anyone that anonymous is here, ok?
  146. >he hops out of the seat
  147. >"uhh...alright. fine"
  148. >twilight glares at him
  149. >"promise! pinkie promise!"
  150. >after another pause, he goes through the motions and says the words
  151. >then sprints out
  152. that went better than it could have.
  153. >she snaps at you
  154. >"it could have gone a lot better too!"
  155. but it didn't. and it didn't go worse than it could have. relax. do that breathing thing i saw you do when i first got here.
  156. >she puts a hoof to her chest and inhales
  157. >then points it outwards as she exhales
  158. sig heil
  159. >"what?"
  160. nothing. feel better?
  161. >"a little. for...helping me out there...even though you didn't need to...thanks. how did you know about zecora anyway?"
  162. same way i knew about you.
  163. >"oh...hey! that doesn't answer my question!"
  164. sure it does.
  165. >now would be a convenient time to start eating
  166. >with your face
  167. >because you're not sure utensils will work with hooves
  168. >besides, all the kids are doing it.
  169. >you're hip.
  170. >"i'm serious anonymous. tell me how you know."
  171. thhhshw washt wif uuu nnit n daf ho i no
  172. >disgust is evident on her face as you talk with your mouth full of chewed waffle
  173. >"ugh. fine. never mind."
  174. >all according to keikaku
  175. >translators note: keikaku means plan
  176. >you swallow and try to change the subject
  177. so how did you deal with your estrus before this?
  178. >a blush forms on her cheeks
  179. >"w-..well...i..used to..."
  180. >the rest of what she says degrades into mumbling
  181. >d'awww, how cute
  182. >she's bashful about sexual things
  183. >while talking to someone she believes to be a sex demon
  184. >'you signed the contract to releive her heat. you ARE a sex demon'
  185. >nobody asked you weird mental voice
  186. you don't have to tell me if you don't want to
  187. >"really?"
  188. >it's as though you can see a visible wave of relief wash over her face
  189. no matter. besides, there are more waffles to attack.
  190. >before you eat the remainder you move a couple to twilight's plate, then dig in
  191. >and you become increasingly aware of twilight staring at you while you eat
  192. whu
  193. >"its'...it's nothing..."
  194. >you swallow your food before talking because you're not a heathen
  195. >except for when you did it to intentionally dissuade the conversation
  196. you sure?
  197. >she nods
  198. >you know she's lying but you don't feel like prying
  199. >"anonymous?...wh-
  200. you can call me anon.
  201. >a small smile plays across her face
  202. >"anon...when you're done eating, can you...uhm.....help me agian?"
  203. with your heat?
  204. >she nods
  205. .....i'm not really in a position to decline. so...sure.
  206. >you finish, then follow her back into her bedroom
  207. >once the two of you reach your destination, twilight hops up on the bed and kneels
  208. >but you shake your head
  209. same thing as last time, twilight
  210. >you get up onto the bed as well and sit in the middle of the bed
  211. >"please rut me?"
  212. no. you don't want to give birth to some demon monster pony thing, do you?
  213. >"i-i...uhm....no. no i don't."
  214. good. come here and turn around.
  215. >with far less hesitation than last time, she complies
  216. >you pull her into a hug and fall backwards
  217. >this is way more comfortable than the floor of the basement
  218. >even got pillows n shit
  219. >you can feel her tail swishing, hitting the insides of your thighs
  220. >your tail curls up and prods at her winking nub
  221. >this gets a rather cute squeak out of her
  222. >"just...just get to it anon."
  223. >wordless compliance is the response
  224. >even if you don't want to fuck her, it's still turning you on
  225. >the heavy breathing and moaning noises she makes as you wiggle your tail around inside her aren't helping either
  226. >"faster anon...."
  227. hmm? oh, sure.
  228. >sure, you didn't exactly want to be doing this
  229. >but you weren't hating it either
  230. >it's....it's like...
  231. >helping someone with something to be nice
  232. >like moving
  233. >except you're stuffing your tail in her cooter
  234. >yeah
  235. >'already making progress from yesterdays thinking~'
  236. >shut up, you. don't interrupt the inner monologue i'm using to distract myself.
  237. >one of the hooves you have around her barrel moves slowly to her stomach
  238. >and you rub her belly
  239. >"what aaaayes~...right there, anon....are you doing?"
  240. >you look at her face only to find that she was already looking at you
  241. ....tummy rubs.
  242. >with a small smile, you continue
  243. >"i...fffffffffffffuuuuck...celestia, more...deeper~...i like it anon..."
  244. i'll keep that in mind.
  245. >she makes a couple more commands
  246. >and you comply with each one
  247. >going faster and deeper
  248. >her back starts to arch
  249. >but you pull her against you tighter with the leg that's still around her chest
  250. >wigglywigglygoes the demon tail
  251. >she makes a rather adorable whinny as she clenches down on your and her climax washes over her
  252. >and onto your stomach
  253. >and down between your rump
  254. >but your ministrations continue until her twitching and writhing begin to slow
  255. >with a slimy sounding "schlup" you pull yourself from her
  256. >just because the sex stops doesn't mean you need to stop the belly rubs
  257. >it's never not time for belly rubs
  258. >a bit of drool drips from the side of her mouth onto your chest
  259. >but you don't really mind
  260. >considering there's a puddle of twilight juice all over your underside and backside, a little drool is nothing
  261. >then she nuzzles into the leg that's around her barrel
  262. >ofuck
  263. >my name is anonymous and i have twiabetus
  264. >it takes a few more minutes before she speaks again though
  265. >"anon..."
  266. hmm?
  267. >"i was reading-"
  268. oh wow. huge surprise there.
  269. >"it's rude to interrupt, anon. i was reading the book where i got all the information to summon you....you're not a succubus are you? you look like one...you sound like one...but you're reluctant to even do what you just did, because i'm not your..wafu or whatever you said."
  270. it's waifu
  271. >"whatever. that's not what i'm getting at. furthermore, the book describes sexual encounters with succubi and incubi as far more intense and....uhm...."
  272. kinky?
  273. >"yeah. what's more is i looked through ALL the descriptions of demons, and you don't perfectly match any of them. i don't expect an honest answer, but....i have to at least try to get an answer."
  274. >you ponder the question
  275. ..well...to tell the truth, twilight i'm-
  276. >'say you're a jack of all trades.'
  277. >what? who the fuck you think you are anyway, voice in my head?
  278. >'i told you last night that i'm guiding you. don't tell this creature what you are. or should i say were.'
  279. >i'm not gonna lie to twilight for you to get some shits and giggles
  280. >'as much as i love shits and giggles, it's true. SAY IT.'
  281. >"you're what, anon?"
  282. i...you could say i'm a jack of all trades, ace of none.
  283. >i'm want answers out of you, voice in my head
  284. >'not now. you're talking to this creature. we will talk more...in depth~...tonight.'
  285. >"a jack of all trades?"
  286. more or less.
  287. >"are you being honest?"
  288. if i wasn't, i would lie and say i was.
  289. >you give her a smile
  290. >"that's..."
  291. >she narrows her eyes
  292. >"you didn't really answer the question"
  293. sure i did~
  294. >"no you didn't! what you said was essentially a maybe! maybe isn't a r-"
  295. >boop
  296. even if i'm not being honest, i'm bound to follow the contract. wouldn't matter if i really was a sex demon and just lying about it, or a...whatever demon.
  297. >"but you-"
  298. >BOOP
  299. shush. just be glad that i'm not really a succubus. or an incubus. because you probably wouldn't be able to walk right for a while or worse, from what i've heard about them.
  300. >"o-or worse?"
  301. don't mess with incubi. that's all i'm gonna say about that.
  302. >"what do y-"
  303. DON'T ASK.
  304. >she stops her question
  305. >which is good
  306. >because you really don't know
  307. >'you're right though'
  308. >i know i am. i just don't know why i am.
  309. twilight.
  310. >"whuh...y-yes?"
  311. why did you feel you had to summon a demon to relieve your heat? are your social skills so lacking that you can't get a stallionfriend?
  312. >"i have plenty of stallion friends! i'm the princess of friendship!"
  313. that's not what i meant. i was talking about a special somepony.
  314. >"o-oh...well...i..."
  315. >she sighs
  316. >"making friends is easy for me, anon. it doesn't matter if they're a stallion or a mare. but i don't know anything about romantic relationships....when there's a stallion i like, i can barely even put a sentence together to speak to them..."
  317. >hmm. reminds you of someone.
  318. >you smile at her again
  319. how about i help you practice and study?
  320. >"you...want to help me practice?"
  321. or my name isn't david d. davidson. unless you plan on summoning a demon every estrus season.
  322. >"no..you're right...wait. your name is anonymous. isn't it? you didn't lie about that, did you?!
  323. no, i didn't lie. that was a joke. but yeah, i'm being serous about helping you.
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