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- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] began trolling piquantMerchant [PM] at 15:47 --
- CG: calois
- PM: .hello, mister ananta.
- CG: i believe i can see your lusus from here
- CG: a swan, right?
- PM: .yes. .that is correct.
- CG: i am sitting on a large flat stone not far from your hive
- CG: i zink you could see me from your location
- PM: ?would you prefer to meet outside, then?
- CG: not at all
- CG: just wanted to make sure i was on ze right paz
- PM: .yes, you are on track.
- PM: .i will be there to meet you when you come to the door.
- CG: grand
- CG: i shall see you shortly
- PM: .very good.
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] quickly stashes his smartgrub and breaks into a jog toward the hive in the distance. --
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] stands at the entrance, leaning against the doorframe. Her sunglasses - moonglasses? Alternia sure is weird! - cover her eyes, making it impossible to tell whether she's truly looking at Espert. But she must be, because she raises her hand in a wave. --
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] slows down to a walk and looks her over, a slight smile on his face, and extends his hand in greeting. --
- CG: now zat i am here i can only ask myself one zing
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] takes his hand, shaking it firmly, but not unkindly. --
- PM: ?yes?
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] looks into her eyes, or lenses, and his smile widens a little. --
- CG: why did i not do zis sooner?
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] chuckles, smirking slightly. --
- PM: .charming. .a pleasure, mister ananta.
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] steps back, releasing his hand and gesturing inside. --
- PM: .please, come inside.
- CG: i would like nozing more
- CG: well
- CG: maybe not nozing
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] laughs to himself and steps in behind her. --
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] leads him to her loungeroom, what lowerbloods would call a dwellingblock. She's set up tea between two chairs, like a good hostess ought to do. --
- PM: .please, sit. .the tea is unpoisoned, i assure you.
- CG: zen you are already doing better zen ze last person who invited me for a visit
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] chuckles again, sitting herself down. She reaches for the teapot, pouring it into two cups and demonstating that it isn't poisoned by taking a sip from her cup. --
- CG: she did zat as well
- CG: turns out zere was a small button on ze inside of ze pot's handle
- PM: .interesting. .you may have this cup, if it eases your mind.
- CG: pressing it would allow ze tea to flow zrough a side-section of ze spout which was filled wiz stingbeast venom
- CG: i told her it was quite an ingenious ploy
- CG: after which i pulled my sword from her torso and left her hive
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] smirks. --
- PM: .of course.
- CG: i did not bring any such measures along for zis visit zough
- CG: call it a...
- CG: show of good faiz
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] takes the first cup and draws a lengthy sip of its contents. --
- PM: .i have no interest in your demise, mister ananta.
- -- piquantMerchant's [PM'S] tea is spicy, but not in a bad way; it adds a sharp and interesting taste to the flavour. --
- CG: calois, zis wouldn't happen to be zat mercentine blend i sent to you some weeks ago, would it?
- PM: .your tastes are on target. .yes, it is. .i brought a moderate amount for my own purposes.
- CG: beautiful
- CG: i almost couldn't bear to part wiz such finely blended tea
- CG: but for you i felt i could live wizout it
- PM: .you flatter me, mister ananta.
- CG: flattery implies pretty untruzs, alarch
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] raises a brow, visible behind her shades. --
- PM: ?you are sincere?
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] takes another long sip of his tea, drawing out the quiet moment between the two. --
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] exhales, gingerly placing the teacup now drained in its place next to the pot. --
- CG: calois
- CG: whatever gave you ze impression i wasn't?
- PM: .the right words at the right time can be useful. .one can never be sure of another's intent simply by listening to their words. .you understand, mister ananta.
- CG: espert
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] clears her throat, just slightly. Behind her glasses, her eyes glance away. --
- PM: ?is that what you would prefer?
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] leans forward, gently placing his hand over hers. --
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] stiffens, slightly. She keeps her poker face, but he probably felt that. --
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] quickly pulls his hand back, standing up. --
- CG: i am making you uncomfortable
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] clears her throat again, shaking her head. --
- PM: ?what was your business here, mister ananta? ...espert.
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] gives her a wistful smile. --
- CG: zat word again
- CG: i did not come here for business, alarch
- CG: we can conduct business safely and easily wizout ever meeting face to face
- PM: ...
- CG: i...
- PM: ...give me time, espert.
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] clears his throat this time, studying the space on the floor between the two chairs. --
- CG: time
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] looks up at her, his expression serious and also pleased. --
- CG: sure, i have plenty of zat
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] looks over to him, giving him a faint smile. --
- PM: .thank you.
- CG: i zink i should be going now, calois
- PM: .very well.
- PM: .i hope to see you again.
- PM: ?shall i see you out?
- CG: i would like zat
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] stands, and begins walking to the exit. --
- CG: oh, calois, i meant to tell you
- PM: ?yes?
- CG: i heard from a little weasel zat you like to cook
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] pauses for a moment before she continues walking. --
- PM: ...a passing fancy from a troll who does not know better.
- CG: ah
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] walks past her and takes the doorknob in hand, opening the portal slowly. --
- CG: nest time i come...
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] turns and gives her a beaming smile. --
- CG: i wouldn't mind trying some of your dishes
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] clears her throat, clearly a little embarrassed. --
- PM: ...perhaps... .i could try my hand at it.
- CG: only if it is what you prefer to do, alarch
- PM: .we will see.
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] smiles to him. --
- CG: very well zen
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] returns the smile and extends his hand once more. --
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] takes his hand in hers. --
- CG: until nest time, calois
- PM: .until next time. ...espert.
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] turns from her, still beaming and begins to follow the path toward the coast once more. --
- -- piquantMerchant [PM] watches him leave, and locks up once he's gone. She sighs, shaking her head. Such a useful person... and such a dangerous game. --
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] walks for a few minutes still smiling that same smile, but his expression has become sharper. --
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] thinks to himself. --
- CG: just a few more moves, alarch
- CG: just a few more moves
- -- cavaliersGambit [CG] gave up trolling piquantMerchant [PM] at 16:57 --
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