Levi/Iris open relationship talk pt 1

* arthurianNoblesse began espering mercurialTraceur
arthurianNoblesse
HAil IRis.
mercurialTraceur
Oh.
Pardon me.
Greetings and Fair Morning to you, Sir Levi.
arthurianNoblesse
HOw does my contact find you, if I May inquire such?
mercurialTraceur
Oh ah...
Things have been a little Turbulent.
But that is all right.
I shall fix it all!
Lily mentioned that you were also feeling a little 'Down in the Dumps'.
arthurianNoblesse
OH, did she say so? I Assure you that I Am in no need of comfort, I Shall soldier on well enough, after all a knight must remain dauntless even when faced with even the harshest of trials after all.
mercurialTraceur
Well, it is my Duty as a Proper Lady to bring aid and comfort to you regardless.
And beyond that, you are my friend.
You should not need to soldier on through these things.
arthurianNoblesse
I Appreciate your attendance to your duty, and hope that I Might have such towards my duties as a knight, but I Must admit that I Fear I Shall have to soldier on, regardless of what comfort you might offer.
mercurialTraceur
Perhaps you could tell me what manner of things have been causing you distress?
arthurianNoblesse
OH, well, I Wouldn't wish to burden you with worries regarding myself and whatever distress I Might have been feeling, which I Assure you was not overly great in magnitude besides.
mercurialTraceur
You need not worry about that.
It seems that lately, taking on others' burdens is all the good I can do.
And it is not much good.
arthurianNoblesse
OH, no IRis, you need not worry that you are not doing much good, I"m sure you are doing your best, and that is all you can do.
mercurialTraceur
One can always make further efforts.
But you have managed to skillfully detract me from your own woes.
Let us focus on them a little?
arthurianNoblesse
I Assure you such was not my intention, but if you so wish it we may begin parsing them.
FIrstly, though, I Should like to pose you a hypothetical question.
IF you would indulge me so.
mercurialTraceur
By all meand.
*means
But I will recall that we need to return to your story.
arthurianNoblesse
IF two people were to love each other very much, but one amongst them happened to be in a relationship with another, who the other amongst them believed would prove more helpful towards the first's happiness,  and yet the two's love was such that it was making the both of them miserable to not indulge in such, would it be considered "Proper" For the one already in a relationship to change their relationship into an open relationship thereby allowing them to romance the both of their interests?
mercurialTraceur
...
Levi this seems like a somewhat
You know, never mind.
arthurianNoblesse
THis is of course all a hypothetical situation having no bearing on reality at all, which I Simply approach you with as you are the expert on propriety amongst all of us.
mercurialTraceur
None at all.
I quite understand.
I think I would tell these entirely Hypoethetical people.
To perhaps take some time to sort out their feelings Properly. As it sounds to me as if they are quite embroiled in a torrid affair.
Hypothetically.
And perhaps figure out what it is and who it is they value.
Before they beging a messy romantic scheme.
arthurianNoblesse
IF, hypothetically, in this hypothetical situation, the one outside of the relationship feared that their love within the relationship might hypothetically do something very bad to themselves if they did not learn that their hypothetical feelings were reciprocated by the hypothetical one outside of the relationship and the one outside of the hypothetical relationship hypothetically thought time was of the essence regarding this, should they perhaps not take so much time and instead approach the other person in the relationship and ask if they would be comfortable with such an arrangement, and in such a hypothetical situation, if the other were to say that they were, could this hypothetical situation be regarded as "Proper" By one concerned with such matters?
mercurialTraceur
I think you may hve mentioned the one outside the relationship one too many times there, Levi.
Hypothetically.
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arthurianNoblesse
(k)
mercurialTraceur
So the hypoethetical person is, hypothetically, approaching the second person in the relationship.
Because they're worried about the other hypothetical person doing what?
arthurianNoblesse
Hypothetically, in this completely hypothetical situation, the hypothetical person outside of the hypothetical relationship is worried about the other hypothetical person, who they hypothetically love, possibly doing something which hypothetically might result in their hypothetical death.
HYpothetically.
mercurialTraceur
Hypoethically.
Why is he worried about that?
arthurianNoblesse
Hypothetically, they had a hypothetical conversation with this person, in which the hypothetical person had difficulty communicating and towards the end began expressing a desire for the hypothetical person outside of the relationship to kill them, and when pressed upon the hypothetical matter divulged that they may wish to die.
THis hypothetical conversation, obviously not being something which occurred, as this entire situation is hypothetical, and therefore not being something anyone has to worry about.
mercurialTraceur
This is a rather erm...
Dire hypothetical.
Do you think you wait while I erm. Consult my books on this?
Could you do that?
Hypothetically?
arthurianNoblesse
I Would have no problem with you doing so, after all it is only a hypothetical, with no bearing upon our reality at all.
mercurialTraceur
Yes, splendid.
I will return to you with an answer about what is Proper as soon as I can.
arthurianNoblesse
I Would be most appreciative if you would do so, I Am very curious regarding this, although it has no bearing upon me personally, as it is, once again, hypothetical.
mercurialTraceur
Understood.
arthurianNoblesse
AU revoir then, I Hope your search proves fruitful, even if, again, this situation is only hypothetical.