Ha! The God of War has Fallen in Love with the Sleepyhead!

tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:20 AM
i did some fixes to the profile but im still not 100% on if i actually want ares still
mmgh...
props hand on chin
a lot of things about him are conflicting bc the way he acts in game (as ive observed but i could be wrong) is nothing like how he's described in various myths
and of course i want to most play him like how he interacts in game! but then he might seem too chill which also doesnt seem right
game ares: yes i love violence but im also going to speak with a calm and even tempered demeanor while i talk about it
myth ares: i'm here to fuck, kill, and cause problems
EndymionYesterday at 10:46 AM
But that could be compelling in its own right
Something something metaphor for how war hides under the guise of civility and formality
A soft-spoken tongue dealing death with calm, efficient brutality
Granting a frenzy in others that he can't feel for himself
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:51 AM
THATS TRUE ACTUALLY
THATS VERY SMART
i love you and you're so fucking smart and ur meat is huge
i'm gonna mess around with it more and see if i can salvage this
EndymionYesterday at 10:51 AM
THANK YOU serene bastardry is my specialty so I'm happy to help! <3
EndymionYesterday at 7:40 PM
I bet Ares and Hypnos would be unlikely pals
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:41 PM
:eyes:
EndymionYesterday at 7:50 PM
Ares: Why are you so... scrawny
Hypnos: Hey buddy not everybody's built for combat I got the constitution of a limp noodle
Ares: Nonsense. I'll build you into the perfect assassin! Come on, now, it's leg day!! Let's go do some squats!!!
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:51 PM
im sorry im just imagining hypnos doing floating squats tho
he reaps like almost none of the benefits
EndymionYesterday at 7:51 PM
Ares............... puts his hands on his shoulders
Presses him down
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:51 PM
NOOO
look ares i know you're trying to make his thighs juicy but hypnos is forever a stick figure
EndymionYesterday at 7:52 PM
Ares just bench-presses Hypnos
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:53 PM
thats spicy
even tho hypnos will probably fall asleep
snrzz,,
EndymionYesterday at 7:54 PM
Ares: .
Ares: H.
Ares: Hello there, little friend?
It's not his fault, it's the rhythmic motions and Ares having such warm hands!
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:54 PM
he just sleepily pats ares's face
papap
EndymionYesterday at 7:55 PM
Ares: [faintly amused] I'll just leave you to it, then.
And then sets him aside to do some pushups
Jock/theater kid solidarity
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:55 PM
excuse u hypnos needs to lay on his back as he does pushups
fool
JOCK THEATER KID SOLIDARITY
EndymionYesterday at 7:56 PM
I WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT BUT I DIDN'T WANNA BE TOO MUCH
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:56 PM
places hand on ur shoulder
ur never too much
EndymionYesterday at 7:56 PM
Bro...
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:56 PM
and id let u kno anyways if somethin didnt vibe with me
because i love you dearly
hypnos is just a blanket at this point tho
just draped over ares
he's practically an accessory
EndymionYesterday at 7:57 PM
Ares football carrying him under his arm as he wanders around Tartarus slaying wretched dead
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:57 PM
CUTE
do not any harm come to him..
hes baby
EndymionYesterday at 7:58 PM
One-handed
Just for sport
tiddy suckerYesterday at 7:58 PM
YEAH
imagine hypnos just
on occasion, when he notices somethin sneaking up on ares, he just
poof, sleep-ifies it
he cant help out MUCH but he's gonna try anyways
even if ares doesnt need the help
its the least he could do
EndymionYesterday at 8:00 PM
Ares, absently patting Hypnos's head: Thank you, small friend, but I want all the challenge the Underworld can give me
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:00 PM
too bad even the best fighters need a pal to watch their back
EndymionYesterday at 8:01 PM
Plot twist, when something actually HITS him, that's when he goes all bloodrage
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:01 PM
:flushed: hot
omit
EndymionYesterday at 8:01 PM
NO OMIT
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:01 PM
DJSFJDSJSD
EndymionYesterday at 8:01 PM
And if something manages to hit Hypnos?
Rampage
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:01 PM
im sorry i
EndymionYesterday at 8:01 PM
Doesn't stop till the infernal halls are entirely clear of dead
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNS-U6ucFtw
EndymionYesterday at 8:02 PM
Yeah, but Ares is used to mortal fragility
Mortal wars
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:02 PM
FAIR
EndymionYesterday at 8:02 PM
Mortal carnage
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:02 PM
and anyways, no one hurts his fragile new friend, even if he'll be okay
EndymionYesterday at 8:03 PM
PRECISELY
Aphrodite teases him about having a pet
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:05 PM
im sorry tho im just imagining ares triumphantly returning to olympus and holding a smiling hypnos up by his ankle like "look what i found" and everyone is like "what the fuck is that put it back"
"where did you get it it might have rabies"
EndymionYesterday at 8:05 PM
Yes
Ares, swinging Hypnos around by the ankles, inspects him a little closer
"Actually, I think I'd prefer if he were a little more rabid."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:06 PM
"i mean, i could be more of a biter if you're into that"
omit
EndymionYesterday at 8:06 PM
Ares, baring his teeth in a grin, "Perfect."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:06 PM
GDBHSFSJ
EndymionYesterday at 8:08 PM
Hypnos being a literal pillow princess sparks so much joy
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:09 PM
:eyes:
oh yeah?
EndymionYesterday at 8:10 PM
Ares starts out slow and steady
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:16 PM
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: and progressively gets more fast and rough as he gets into things....?
EndymionYesterday at 8:17 PM
Most definitely :)c
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:17 PM
DELICIOUS
look im not saying they should fuck but they should fuck
hypnos just letting ares be as rough as he wants :flushed:
and hypnos doesnt rlly like doing any work but ares absolutely likes being super active during it so it just works out perfectly
EndymionYesterday at 8:20 PM
Hypnos having bruises and handprints and bite marks and HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:21 PM
HOOOO IS RIGHT
hes so glad he can float because he wouldnt be able to walk
:point_right: :point_left: hypnos likes.. being admired too
like, he wants ur attention
he wants to be stared at and treated as if hes the most gorgeous thing ever
just to stroke his ego a bit
the only way he'd be active during sex is if he's sucking someone off or riding them bc he wants to be Watched
but most of the time he'd rather just be lying on his back, looking pretty as he gets fucked
coughs, ,
just some thoughts
EndymionYesterday at 8:23 PM
Oh, YUMMY
And after eons with Aphrodite, Ares has gotten pretty practiced at praise
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:24 PM
:eyes: good bc hypnos deserves it
though also he's 100% here for gettin fucked as he sleeps thats spicy
EndymionYesterday at 8:25 PM
//////////////
:FLUSTERED:
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:25 PM
just lays down like "ok gimme like 30 seconds ill be out like a light and u can do what u want"
tells ares he could always come into his room whenever he's sleepin and.. yknow...
just an open invitation :)
EndymionYesterday at 8:26 PM
Ares, who's never been given this amount of freedom before: :confuseddog:
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:26 PM
LMAO
EndymionYesterday at 8:28 PM
Somno is so gooooooood tho
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:30 PM
YEAH MAN
i especially love the idea of hypnos waking up a little more than halfway through because ares starts being rough enough that it wakes him and so he gets to be awake for the REAL good stuff
like, fucking amazing thing to wake up to
EndymionYesterday at 8:32 PM
Ares burying a hand in his curls right before he clenches his fist and tugs. Hard. Wrenches his head to one side so his neck is bared and he can leave bite marks and hickeys.
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:32 PM
WROW
and you already know hypnos is gonna be loud as hell when he's being treated so roughly
they better hope they're not in earshot of anyone else tbh
EndymionYesterday at 8:35 PM
Implying that Ares cares if anyone hears him
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:35 PM
HONESTLY FAIR
EndymionYesterday at 8:36 PM
The louder Hypnos gets, the more worked up it gets Ares, so as far as he's concerned, the more the better
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:37 PM
[Now all of Olympus knows you're fucking]
EndymionYesterday at 8:39 PM
And the Underworld, because you know they're getting it on in his chambers in the House of Hades
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:39 PM
hypnos is gonna get in trouble for bringing ares there then
EndymionYesterday at 8:39 PM
Achilles bursts in like, "No violence in the H-- ....................... Oh. Oh, okay, uh-- Carry on."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:39 PM
SDJFJFDJFSD
hypnos just givin a lil wave
0 shame
EndymionYesterday at 8:40 PM
Ares grins
Teeth on display
(Other things on display)
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:40 PM
:eyes:
EndymionYesterday at 8:41 PM
I'm sorry there's a reason Aphrodite stays with him
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:41 PM
[I pretend I do not see it]achilles
YEAH
and its not his personality honestly
EndymionYesterday at 8:42 PM
Size king Hypnos
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:42 PM
look he's tried to seduce hades before you know it
EndymionYesterday at 8:42 PM
Oh yeah
Listen not to be like that
Not to be like that but...
Ares............................ with claws when he gets worked up
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:42 PM
.... OH?
do gods bleed? i dont think so. it would be sexy if they did bc i want ares to scratch up hypnos's back and make him bleed
either way, he ought to claw him up
EndymionYesterday at 8:44 PM
The gods bleed ichor!
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:44 PM
fuck YEAH
EndymionYesterday at 8:44 PM
It's like bleeding liquid gold
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:44 PM
honestly hypnos is gonna be like out of commission for a while after sessions with ares
EndymionYesterday at 8:44 PM
It's sooo sexy
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:45 PM
he looks like he just lost a fight with a rabid animal
EndymionYesterday at 8:45 PM
Just thinking about Ares tracing patterns on the skin of Hypnos' back when he's conked out
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:45 PM
:flushed:
EndymionYesterday at 8:46 PM
Using the tip of a talon, not enough to break the skin but enough to leave little red lines to remember him by
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:46 PM
s p i cy..
i think hypnos would get super affectionate after the fact
like maybe they're not really a thing but he's gonna get some kisses from ares in between when they finish and when he falls back asleep
just
holds his face
kiss kiss
final sleepy kiss
asleep
EndymionYesterday at 8:48 PM
And he's not really
Used to that
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:48 PM
>:)c
EndymionYesterday at 8:48 PM
Like, sure, Aphrodite is affectionate in her own way but everything is about her for better or for worse
Her pleasure, her whims, her passing fancies
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:49 PM
nah hypnos's kisses are like. a thank you, almost
they're full of affection too. its just like. he's glad it happened. he likes ares. so he kiss. and then he sleeps.
EndymionYesterday at 8:49 PM
And it prompts Ares to kiss back, almost hesitantly at first, like he isn't sure he's doing it right
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:49 PM
CUTE..
EndymionYesterday at 8:50 PM
Gentle instead of using teeth and tongue
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:50 PM
hypnos puttin his arms around ares and kinda.. threadin his fingers through his hair a little :flushed:
EndymionYesterday at 8:51 PM
Listen I j.................
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:51 PM
:eyes:
EndymionYesterday at 8:51 PM
Just a little cockwarming, as a treat..............
Warm and sleepy and comfy
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:51 PM
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:  o h?
EndymionYesterday at 8:51 PM
I just think it's hot and cute!
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:52 PM
i agree!
EndymionYesterday at 8:52 PM
And having Ares slow down and just... rest with him
Pause for a few hours
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:52 PM
CUTE...... AH..
EndymionYesterday at 8:52 PM
Maybe rock his hips back and forth just a little
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:53 PM
YUM
hypnos just wrapped around ares completely, arms and legs, face buried in his shoulder..
EndymionYesterday at 8:54 PM
Octopus cling
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:54 PM
y e a h
EndymionYesterday at 8:54 PM
Ares is surprised by how much he loves just
Carding through his hair
Petting him
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:54 PM
CUTE.... YES
EndymionYesterday at 8:54 PM
Stroking the back of his neck
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:54 PM
shakes u
bro this is fucking soft
EndymionYesterday at 8:55 PM
IT'S TOO SOFT...
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:55 PM
hypnos leavin little kisses on his shoulder...
MMGH stop im INVESTED now
EndymionYesterday at 8:55 PM
HEHEHEH
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:56 PM
can u imagine if hypnos is the kind to cry from pleasure tho
EndymionYesterday at 8:56 PM
OHHHHH YE
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:56 PM
thats delicious
EndymionYesterday at 8:56 PM
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:57 PM
especially when its mixed with the pain its just :ok_hand:
and hes just being loud and begging to keep going
EndymionYesterday at 8:57 PM
Slurp
He loves making his boy cry
tiddy suckerYesterday at 8:58 PM
GOOD
its probably SUCH a good release honestly
........ emotionally fulfilling dick
GOD
a few hours later, after they've rested there for a while, ares gets up while hypnos is still snoozin but the guy wakes up and grabs his hand and just " :pleading_face: another few minutes?"
EndymionYesterday at 8:59 PM
................... He can't say no to that face
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:00 PM
the power.. the control....
EndymionYesterday at 9:00 PM
He's got an Olympian under his thumb
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:00 PM
RUBS HANDS TOGETHER EVILLY
he shall use this power for sleepy crimes
its not even crimes he just wants more affection
EndymionYesterday at 9:01 PM
Dionysus: Bro there's, like, a war going on??
Ares: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but see, there's this thing going on, soooooooo I gotta go bye
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:02 PM
:flushed: being chosen over war? are you TRYING to get him to fall for u bro?
EndymionYesterday at 9:05 PM
For him to choose you over the thing he loves most, he's already fallen, bro
He's fallen hard
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:06 PM
what the FUCK
bro........
EndymionYesterday at 9:06 PM
He's wormed his way into Ares' heart and won't leave
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:07 PM
i cant believe this
except i can
because as soon as we started this conversation, i Knew
EndymionYesterday at 9:08 PM
THIS IS HOW WE ALWAYS END UP
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:08 PM
cant help it :pensive: its just the gay
other olympians: ... whatcha got there
ares, holding hypnos under one arm and a drink in his other hand: a smoothie
EndymionYesterday at 9:09 PM
Ares... Taking Hypnos on a chariot ride on the surface...
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:09 PM
OH....
very chilly
he's glad he has a big quilt-cape
and also a very warm god to cozy up to :smirk:
EndymionYesterday at 9:10 PM
Brings him Ambrosia to keep him warm
Slaughters a couple soldiers on the way just for entertainment
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:11 PM
hypnos doesn't particularly care about violence but he'll always cheer for ares
EndymionYesterday at 9:12 PM
Hypnos, swaddled in a giant cloak:
Ares, bare-chested:
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:12 PM
LMAO
hypnos sits behind ares and wraps the cloak around the both of them
maybe ares isnt cold but still he's gonna share the warmth
i love the idea of ares just carrying hypnos most of the time tho
like he can float. he doesnt need to be carried at all. but sometimes a bitch just wants a piggyback
EndymionYesterday at 9:14 PM
YEAH
Carrying him like a sack of potatoes thrown over his shoulder
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:14 PM
YEAH YEAH
alternatively, hypnos sleeping and floating, and ares just pulling him along by his cloak or something
EndymionYesterday at 9:15 PM
But he likes the tactile feeling of being close to him :plead:
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:15 PM
:pleading_face: fair..
ah and the best of them all--
princess carry
EndymionYesterday at 9:15 PM
Oh, absolutely
Thinkin' 'bout........................
Nose nuzzles..................................................
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:15 PM
A
starts crying immediately
thats so SOFT
EndymionYesterday at 9:16 PM
Ares hurt himself in confusion!
"What's happening to me my chest feels like it's in a vicegrip"
"Bro that's love"
"What? Ew. Gross. Do it more."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:17 PM
YEAH YEAH
f
forehead kisses tho
and hand kisses
EndymionYesterday at 9:17 PM
Neck kisses to make up for all the bruises
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:17 PM
YESSS
EndymionYesterday at 9:18 PM
Them being soft motherfuckers doesn't completely stop the rough sex just so we're clear... but then they get to be tender alongside it
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:18 PM
ok but im imagining hypnos just kinda playing with ares's hand idly
and then at one point he just
pulls his hand to his lips, kisses his palm a few times..
his hands are very rough but hypnos doesnt care
OH YEAH
EndymionYesterday at 9:18 PM
Aaaa
Ares reaches to stroke Hypnos' cheek with the pads of his fingers, fond smile on his face
Softness is an expression that looks so foreign but so good on him
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:20 PM
what the fuuuuuck
and hypnos is just
like hes acting cool on the outside but like honestly he has no CLUE how this happened
he acts like he's got a big ego but like he's legitimately so confused by all of this hes just good at acting like its all normal and natural and fine but honestly he doesnt know how he got this far
oh god
one day when they're laying around he asks ares how long they should keep doing this
because he's like
expecting the affection to run out one day
he feels like this HAS to have some kinda expiration date
EndymionYesterday at 9:21 PM
And Ares doesn't even understand the question
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:22 PM
"Like, how long do you want me around for?"
and he looks so casual about it, like its no big deal, because he's already kinda accepted it
EndymionYesterday at 9:24 PM
Faintly amused, like Hypnos is playing a joke on him, "Well, how long does eternity last? I'm not eager to stop this... Whatever this is... Any time soon."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:26 PM
"... Come on, no. When there's way better versions of this out there? You've gotta be pulling my leg here."
EndymionYesterday at 9:27 PM
"And where would that be?" He pulls Hypnos closer to him, tugs him tight against his chest. "Because I don't see anything better from where I'm standing."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:28 PM
and at first, it seems like hypnos is gonna give another little remark, but it finally kind of. hits him. this is real. this is something that can last. ares actually wants him, it's not like they've just been playing around this whole time. it's not like ares is just waiting for something better to come along. and he just. hides his face against ares because he doesn't want the guy to see that he might be tearing up
hes a soft bitch whos not used to being wanted
at least not for a long time
EndymionYesterday at 9:30 PM
He just squeezes hard enough to hurt and presses a kiss to the crown of his head
"You're the one who's done this to me. All the-- the cuddling and the sweetness. I expect you to take full responsibility for a long, long time."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:31 PM
he cant speak, because if he speaks, ares might hear the tears in his voice, so he just nods and holds onto him tighter
EndymionYesterday at 9:33 PM
He's had long practice with Hypnos crying, whether for good or for ill, and he can tell from the shuddering he tries hard to stifle
God I can't believe they're in love
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:33 PM
I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE IN LOVE
d
do they ever say it?
and who would be the first to say it?
EndymionYesterday at 9:34 PM
You think it'd be Hypnos
But actually, it's Ares
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:34 PM
:eye: :lips: :eye:
EndymionYesterday at 9:35 PM
Because he goes to Aphrodite for advice and she beats him over the head with what was obvious to everybody else
"Why am I so anxious?"
"Because!!! You!!! Love!!! Him!!! Idiot!!!"
"....................................... I do?"
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:36 PM
DSVGFBHDSDSF
aphrodite's just like.. ur so fucking stupid. how did u not know
EndymionYesterday at 9:37 PM
"WELL, I THOUGHT I DIDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING!"
"WELL, CLEARLY, YOU DO, AND I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE THAT ISN'T ME ONLY IF YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THAT BROTHER OF HIS."
Charon, from all the way in the Underworld: Hhhhhhhhgghhhh...?
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:38 PM
FDJDSJDFJS
i bet charon had gotten used to hypnos gushing to him about ares
".. and dont even get me STARTED on how rough and attractive his hands are--"
"hhhhrhrghh..."
"what? no i don't. we just.. fuck. casually."
"ggrrrhh :rolling_eyes:"
i love the idea of everyone else knowing but them
EndymionYesterday at 9:41 PM
Even Zagreus mentions it to Hypnos
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:42 PM
god
and hypnos never accepts that he's actually fallen for the guy
like, he doesnt let himself, because he doesn't want to get his heart broken later
but when ares tells him he loves him.. :point_right: :point_left:
maybe he can accept that he's in love with him too... as a treat
EndymionYesterday at 9:44 PM
Now it's Ares' turn to feel unsure of himself
Because he's never, ever had to hide his emotions before
He can't maintain stoicism
"There's something you should know. And I'm not sure how you're going to react, but-- It bears saying regardless."
And of course, Hypnos assumes the worst
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:47 PM
hypnos just like
wavin his hands a bit
"WELL if you wanna stop this whole thing, like, it's fine, it doesn't need to be a big deal, i get it you know, it's not like it has to be some big announcement"
and hes just going on and on panic-talking
EndymionYesterday at 9:47 PM
Ares catches his hands
Presses them to his chest
Interrupts him by blurting it out
"I love you. And you don't have to feel the same, I just-- had to say it."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:49 PM
hypnos is just
SO
caught off guard
he just
".. ah?"
and doesnt say anything else for a bit, because his brain is still catching up with the situation
EndymionYesterday at 9:49 PM
Ares fears the worst
He's ready to run and go shade-hunting as a distraction from his honeynut feelios
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:54 PM
but hypnos just starts tearing up and he's acting all mad at ares, and he pulls his hands away to punch ares on the shoulder (not that it probably felt like anything)
"you could have STARTED with that! you scared me!"
and then he just
lets his head fall against ares's chest like "i love you so much"
EndymionYesterday at 9:54 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:54 PM
"you dick i thought you were breaking up with me"
EndymionYesterday at 9:55 PM
"How could I have known that?! I'm NEW at this-- by the gods, you're the first one I've ever--" And that brings him up short as he finishes, much softer, "... Loved."
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:55 PM
:pleading_face: :pleading_face: :pleading_face: :pleading_face: :pleading_face:
EndymionYesterday at 9:55 PM
And then, cracking a smile, "You love me?"
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:57 PM
and hypnos just kinda looks up at him, he's all teary eyed still and pouting at ares
"of course i love you. it's crazy that i ever even tried to deny it"
EndymionYesterday at 9:57 PM
God, I bet they're inseparable after that
Like, they were already pretty obnoxious when they were just fucking but now they're glued at the hip
Hypnos' work keeps piling up because Ares is always taking him on hunting trips
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:59 PM
i feel like its one of those things everyones come to accept too
like. neither of them are TECHNICALLY allowed in each other's domains but like... it's gonna happen. everyone's accepted it
LOOK lets be real, hypnos's work isnt even that important
any old shade could replace him
EndymionYesterday at 9:59 PM
Imagine with me for a second
tiddy suckerYesterday at 9:59 PM
:eyes:
EndymionYesterday at 10:00 PM
Hades banishes him from the House as an excuse to save face while giving him the opportunity to live permanently on Olympus
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:00 PM
:pleading_face:
EndymionYesterday at 10:00 PM
BUT THEN HE AND ARES MAKE THEIR WAY BACK DOWN ANYWAY, with Ares dispatching all the dead as they go as a nice little exercise
Hades, furious: DOES "BANISHMENT" MEAN NOTHING TO YOU
Ares, sharpening his spear: What do you want me to do about it? He missed his brothers
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:01 PM
JDSJFSDJFSDJ
YEAH YEAH
god imagine ares goin to elysium with hypnos so ares can fight theseus n asterius and hypnos gets to sit among the shades and watch and cheer him on
hypnos used to want an autograph from asterius but look, he's cheering on his baby, he doesnt care anymore
asterius gets defeated and its just like "oop well thats a problem for someone else now that im banished and all :yum:"
EndymionYesterday at 10:20 PM
YESSSS
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:37 PM
:point_right: :point_left: ... hypnos finds some time alone so he could go and get a surprise gift for ares... a gold ring with a red, square gem in the middle
and when he meets up with ares again he just kinda takes the guy's hand and puts the ring on him
"this doesn't.. HAVE to mean anything. like, it can totally just be a regular gift. but you know.. we could always... interpret it..... as a... proposalorsomethingidunno..."
cue awkward laughter
"i mean like it definitely doesnt have to be that. not like it would really add anything for us to take things a step further because we already know how we feel about each other but.......... you know.............. it's kinda... an open offer......... if you want......."
EndymionYesterday at 10:42 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:42 PM
:)c
EndymionYesterday at 10:42 PM
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:43 PM
you're a fool if you thought id let them get away with NOT being married
EndymionYesterday at 10:45 PM
He looks visibly stricken and tells Hypnos that he can't accept it, not right now. Cuts their visit short and storms off, looking for all the world like he's about to plunge into Tartarus to bash some skulls.
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:46 PM
hypnos, feeling like he totally fucked everything up
[stressed glance]
EndymionYesterday at 10:46 PM
When he returns, it's hours later and he looks positively filthy, breathless from exertion with his hands raw and scraped, but he's smiling.
"I called in a favor from Hephaestus."
Opens his clenched fist to reveal a ring made of delicate silver, gemstones of the Underworld glittering in the middle.
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:47 PM
[cat yelling]
EndymionYesterday at 10:48 PM
"It didn't feel right, accepting something like that without anything to give you. So... Here. A little piece of home. For when you're--" Here, he scratches the back of his head, not caring that he gets soil in his hair. "Well, hopefully with me on Olympus." A pause. "... If you want."
He dug into the depths of the earth just for a chance to find his own precious gems to make something for the person he loves.
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:50 PM
SSSTTOOPPPPPPPP IM GONNA CRYYYY
hypnos just
LAUNCHES
himself at ares
big full-body hug, squeezing him with all of his might
EndymionYesterday at 10:51 PM
Every gift must be compensated, and he can't think of anything better than exchanging rings to show that they're it for one another.
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:53 PM
thats so fucking GOOD
AUGH
id die for them
hypnos shows off his ring all the time
hes SO proud of it
EndymionYesterday at 10:54 PM
And meanwhile, Ares doesn't make a spectacle of it, but he never removes it so it sits there, quietly glimmering on his finger
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:54 PM
CUTE
hypnos rlly likes seeing it bc he thinks gold and red look amazing on ares~
EndymionYesterday at 10:55 PM
And silver was perfect for Hypnos, a classic, understated metal for a god of sleep
tiddy suckerYesterday at 10:55 PM
:pleading_face:
you know its easy for hypnos to have fun, but being with ares is probably the first time in a WHILE that hes been legitimately happy