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- I write cleaner code than the air you breathe,
- When I review your PR, there’s no reprieve
- Like an iOS developer, I’ve got tricks up my Steve
- Oops - autocorrect, I meant up my sleeve
- You’re stuck in an endless for-loop of writing bad code
- You have a hard time separating the root from the left most node,
- I spin circles around your excuse for an 8 hour workday,
- I leave your old ass in the AOL days - oh look you’ve got mail! Happy birthday!
- As a matter of fact, your name isn’t even worth saying,
- I’d rather you be garbage collected rather than in my memory staying,
- I drop the mic harder than your failed whiteboard interview
- You’ve got two screens but your failure is always center view
- Like a lost dog in a park, chasing its tail, you’re preoccupied with delusion,
- Please don’t send me more code review emails - please, no more confusion!
- You’re the Jackie Chan confused meme, and you better Bruce Leave me alone,
- I’ll drop the ban hammer quicker than your eyes can follow it, call me sprint 7 Stallone
- But it doesn’t matter to you, you make excuses and you move on,
- You got your editor and command line tricks, and you think you’ve got your groove on,
- But you’re not Austin powers bitch, you don’t have any developer moxie,
- The deplorable git commit messages you create absolutely shock me
- They say cleanliness is next to godliness, so judging by your code you must be the devil,
- Using new lines at the end of files and leaving commented code here and there, aren’t you a rebel?
- No wonder you can’t focus, no wonder shit breaks easily,
- No wonder you can’t grasp what documented endpoints mean to me,
- Speaking of endpoints, your skills page seems to have returned a 404,
- Which wasn’t that surprising, even though you claim to be learning more and more,
- I’ll leave you with this - just go back to recruiting and leave development to the big boys,
- Go back to playing Counter strike source in windowed mode - will you check out his gaming rig, boys?
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