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- STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
- TEACHER: Yes!
- STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
- TEACHER: I don't know.
- STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
- TEACHER: Ok, ask.
- STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
- TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
- STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
- TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
- STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
- TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
- STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey b'coz it's still inside the fridge.
- TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
- STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
- TEACHER: Ok!
- STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
- TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
- STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's
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