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  1. STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
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  3. TEACHER: Yes!
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  5. STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
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  7. TEACHER: I don't know.
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  9. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
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  11. TEACHER: Ok, ask.
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  13. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
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  15. TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
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  17. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
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  19. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
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  21. STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
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  23. TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
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  25. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey b'coz it's still inside the fridge.
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  27. TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
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  29. STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
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  31. TEACHER: Ok!
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  33. STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
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  35. TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
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  37. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's
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