Homura's Parastic Breasts

Jesus fucking christ, it doesn't look like Homura has tits. It looks like tits has Homura, the tail is wagging the dog@

 Kyubox Incubox
 Pretend that @ was a !

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 So, some tits attached themselves to Homura and are now controlling her?


Pretty much

 Kyubox Incubox
 Preeeeetty much

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 Sentient breasts, now there's a weird idea. What if while Madoka is waving, the breasts pull Homura forward so they can be groped by Madoka?


Makes sense to me. After all, a magical girl is basically a ghost haunting her own body right?

 Kyubox Incubox
 Its all in the soul gem

Apr 22
But like... who says its gotta be a soul gem?

 Kyubox Incubox
 That's right, you're possessed by this haunted pair of tits

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 Homura tries to strangle her tits to stop them, but ends up orgasming


Homura mauling at her own tits as she tries to stop them from smothering Madoka and suffocating her to death, but to everyone else it looks like Homura is doing it on purpose. Her hands on her tits, she's clearly exerting some force, and her tits are currently smothering Madoka's face. Of course she's doing it on purpose, that bastard!

 Kyubox Incubox
 Plus it looks like Homura is constantly playing with herself

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 Oh wait, what if it's revealed it was Mami's Mammies, and they escaped from her while she slept. She has to keep them under control so they don't go on a rampage. Literally calming the calamity that is her mammaries


So Mami is the master of a pair of parasitic sweater puppies, and only she has the power to control them?

What would a pair of tits even want you to do though

 Kyubox Incubox
 Breasts have a biological function to provide milk for offspring
Therefore, breasts cannot achieve their true calling until their host has a child
Logically, parasitic breasts will want you to get knocked up ASAP

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 Spinster breasts that just want to be groped and feel powerful by smothering others


Keijo but with sentient boobs?

 Kyubox Incubox
 I wanna see the small chest underdog fight against the biggest cow tits oppai around for a shot at the championship bra

Apr 22
 leafbladie
 Sayaka has the biggest bust in the classroom besides Homura with her parasitic breasts, so they decide to assert their dominance by slamming into her tits