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Swimming With The Turtles

May 23rd, 2012
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  1. >Today is a special day.
  2. >It has been one year since you bought your fluffy pony.
  3. >Ever since you watched discovery and she saw the turtle special she wanted to swim with the turtles.
  4. >Today you are going to give her a chance.
  5. >You have bought her floaties and a ring to wear around her waiste.
  6. >She has her mask and snorkel on.
  7. >”Fwuffy wuv dada! Fwuffy wan swim now!”
  8. >”Be patient, we’re almost there.”
  9. >You drive down to a local pond that has a stock of snapping turtles in it.
  10. >You set your fluffy down and tell her to be careful.
  11. >”Fwuffy comin’ wait for fwuffy turties! Way for fwuffy!”
  12. >It is running to the water happy as can be.
  13. >You see an old friend who comes over to say hi.
  14. >”Hey anon, why are you here?”
  15. >”Letting my fluffy live her dream, swimming with the turtles.”
  16. >”But anon…. aren’t turtles predatory and eat meat?”
  17. >Waitwut.jpg
  18. >You hear screams come from the water.
  19. >You look up seeing the turtles biting and ripping your fluffy apart.
  20. >In seconds she is dismembered and pulled under the water.
  21. >All that is left of your fluffy is a floaty ring in blood tinged water.
  22. >wellfuckme.jpg
  23. >”Well anon… what are you going to do now?”
  24. >Turn to walk back to your cart. ”Off to buy another fluffy.”
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