Omegle 1

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: Hey buddy
Stranger: u ?
You: Why, are you sexist?
Stranger: ya u f ?
You: yes
Stranger: age ?
You: Why, am I not an equal? :'(
You: 19 hbu?
Stranger: i m 21
You: You type like you're 12
Stranger: baby what r u doing ?
You: You want a look? ;)
Stranger: no baby i really 21
You: Alright, if you say so
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: london u ?
You: US
Stranger: cool
You: I'm surprised you're from the UK
Stranger: which clothes wearing u ,?
You: Not much ;)
Stranger: oh same to u i m in underwear
You: Ah
Stranger: u r boob size ?
Stranger: hey
You: Woah, getting a little personal XD
You: Big enough :P
Stranger: u r pussy on hair ?
You: No I'm a human on a chair
Stranger: u f ?
You: Yes, are you m?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: age baby ur ?
You: I said 19, are you really that forgetful? XD
You: So how often do girls send you nudes on omegle?
Stranger: k babyu like big cock ?
You: Well, I am straight ;)
Stranger: u use whats app ya Facebook ?
You: Did you dropout?
You: Or does UK not actually have schools
Stranger: l baby u sucj my cock now ?
You: How would i do that
You: You're in London
You: Will you buy me a plane ticket?
Stranger: suck baby. full u take in ur mouth
Stranger: just u imagine
You: I don't do 12 year olds
You: Or dropouts
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: u not like suck my cockv?
You: No, I don't agree with child molestation
Stranger: baby m 21 yr old
Stranger: my cock on hair
You: So you're just uneducated them?
You: then*
Stranger: my cock size 8
Stranger: u suck baby in u r mouth
Stranger: ah ah ah i feel hood
Stranger: good
You: 8 cm?
Stranger: how u feel ?
Stranger: 8 inch
You: Like I'm talking to a pervert teenager who doesn't know how to type
You: Bruh, are you dumb?
You: I thought the UK uses cm
Stranger: i fuck u hardley
Stranger: amd u pregnant
Stranger: u make my wife
You: Did you dropout?
Stranger: i full night fuck hardley ah ah ah
You: hardley
Stranger: u pain in u r pussy
You: First off
You: the word is hardly
You: and it means the opposite of what you're saying
You: it means you're barely going to do anything
You: Or for the simple minded, just a little
Stranger: ya baby hardly
Stranger: u suck my ass baby
You: Doing it all night contradicts that
Stranger: u suck my ass
You: What
Stranger: and u do clean baby
You: Sorry dude, you're messed up
Stranger: u r my wife i fuck u and make u pregnant
Stranger: we on the bed nude
You: No
You: You said you're in London
You: Buy me a plane ticket first
You: but you can't
You: because you dropped out
You: and you're broke
You have disconnected.