OAS Venezuela Epic Bantz 1-24-2019

OAS w/ Pompeo

El Salvador (chair)
>Bolivar room symbolizes political dialogue. Urge all to follow diplomacy and intl law, as well as dignity for human beings and respect for nations.

VZLA
>Coup ocurred, promoted by countries in this organization. this is an atrocity and violation of all intl law. this sessions runs over OAS charter. we reject your invitation to this meeting and anything decided today wont be valid.

Argentina
>Buenos dias. Support of the transitional govt of VZLA. We stand with countries that support right to democracy, that all enjoy, and obligation of govts enjoy. We reiterate constutional authority of assembly, political prioners must be freed, corrupt assets be frozen, military members (missed it). Our full support to the chair of the national assembly, Juan Guaido, who took the presidency in line with constitutional standards. We stronly beleive in restoring democracy in venezuela, and hope it will be peaceful. we demand security and protection of interim president be guaranteed.

US was next but Pompeo is late.

Paraguay
>Since June 1st 2016, date which this council began dealing with situation in VZLA, paraguay immediately stated that political and economic instablity had already taken hold, which affected VZLA. we urged VZLA to consider referendum to blablabla.

>US - Pompeo
The US is a friend of VZLA and its people. We have watched them suffer. We know that tyranny of defunct Maduro regime has been too much. In solidarity with VZLA people US recognized Guaido as prez.
You have seen our statements. Many other countries have also recognized. We thank them.
Its now time for OAS to do the same. All OAS must align themselves for democracy and rule of law.
Time for debate is done. Regime is illegimate, morally bankrupt, economically incompetent and profoundly corrupt... undemocratic to the core.
We consider all its declarations illegimitae and invalid.
We call VZLA forces to ensure protection of Guaido.
We reiterate our warning by remnants of Maduro regime to repress preaceful transtion.
We did not arrrive to this transtition overnight. We are not alone.
VZLA national assembly became only legimate assembly. VZLAn people agree.
In his public address, he blablablablabla
US stands solididly behind him.
Rule of law, humanitarian assistance, blablabla
Today we are announcing that we are ready to provide more than 20 million to people of VZLA.
Announcement of aid is in response to request led by Guaido.
We want to help rebuild the country.
Support is in sharp contrast to authoritarian regimes that have lined up to prop up Maduro regime. And CUBA is the most authoritarian regime that helped prop him, shcooling VZLA in torture magics and other such things. Maduro was the Harry Potter of that school.
We look forward to working with OAS and VZLA people to restore democracy in VZLA.

Someone is shouting against supporting a coup. Mic was turned off. People are applading. Moderator is telling people
>PLEASE
PORFAVOR
>PLEASE
PORFAVOR
>SECURITY PLEASE.WE HAVE TO RESPECT THE SIMON BOLIVAR ROOM.

PERU
>we are with the other lackeys

Brazil
>Brazil agrees with lackeys. blablabla.

Colombia also with lackeys.
>National Assembly is only valid govt.
>Juan Guaido is only president. There can be only JUAN!

Nicaragua
>This coup sucks. Fuck your coup. Elections were valid. 70% voted for Maduro. Elections were legit. Yankees go home. There is no norm in OAS to recognize other groups in elections of other nations. That is not the purpose of this org and it against intl law and charter of this org. Our actions are not helping dialogue, craft bridges to mitigate sitaution. COuntries from this org obfuscate dialogue and hotten things up in streets. This resolution is poop. Poop, I say.

>Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
We are against this resolution. OAS is not for this. "Organization of American States has no powers other than those that confers its charters; has no powers over sovereign affairs" (quotes article 1 of charter)
Meeting of permanent council of OAS was illegal.
Characterizing electoral process of VZLA as lacking legitimacy is not in our scope.
These elections were observed by independent parties, including from the caribeean. "Elections were conducted effieciently and in fair and trasnparent manner, that reflect will of majority of voters"

Dominican Republic & Guyana
>All parties shoudl desist of actions that might lead to violence.

Honduras
>We are with the lackeys.

El Salvador
>Supports Maduro

Guatemala
>We are lackeys and also have not read OAS charter.

Mexico
>In keeping with principles of international law, peaceful negotiation is the way forward.
>Also please give us legal definition of OAS naming a president of a foreign country. (LMAO what a burn).

Uruguay
>We are with Mexico (based urubros)

Panama
>blablabla Lima Group blabla we are lackeys, but we need dialogue ok?

Bolivia
>We respect intl law.
>mic quality and translator stutters non-stop. i think they have a gun to this translators head.
>Yankees go home.

Belize
>their mic is nice and clear now. Levels are well-adusted. And the guy is very eloquent too. He is talking about the supermarkets that Maduro has bombed now. We need dialogue and we need a "proper man in the stables of Washington"

Suriname
>Goncerned. We stand with intl law. We need dialogue, non-interference, non-intervention and respect for sovereignty. we are against armed aggression and political aggression. we do not support govts that are not legitimate.
>i quote "unwavering recognition as democratic president, his excellency Maduro

Antigua & Barbuda
>Please respect charter of this organization.
>we do not accept that time for diplomacy has past.
>we discourage each member state and every officer at whatever level, from taking sides, publicers, on twitters on the internal political situation of VZLA. it is unhelpful
>at end of day, no external involvment of VZLAs political impasse will be sustainable.
>peace will be achieved by VZLAn parties themselves.

Dominica
>deep goncern
>elections were held in accordance with constitution. outcome returned to Maduro as duly elected prez. Dominica govt accepts will of sovereign nation as excercised by electoral processes.
>we are opposed to resolutioin, which is tantamount to a coup.
>what is the endgame here? the resolution approved by this council is not for peace and democracy lit is for confusion and civil strife. if OAS is to act consistently with its charter, it should be to promote reconciliation without promoting bloodshed.

Argentina
>we are lackeys and also have not read the OAS charter, but we will not look away as human rights are violated.

VENEZUELA on right now
>US govt and puppets govt continue to threaten our govt and territory.
>This is a mafia govt that is treating LATAM as it was its backyard.
>It is trying to put chains that we broke off decades ago.
>Statements of the US suggest a huge criminal act. Clandetine operations are underway in our territory.
>Never has a VZLAn leader has begged a foreign leader to intervene in our nation.
>puppets are supporitng their master, the USA
>shit is lit yo, but translator is suffering.

Paraguay (response to VZLA, triggered)
>Rep of VZLA has come to offend us. But we, with our heads held high, offer dialogue.
>We request countries that are friend of Maduro regime to step up and accept path of dialogue.

Secretary General of OAS going full lackey now.
>We need free elections in VZLA until burger guy wins. Also dialogue until burger guy wins. VZLA is indecent blablabla.

Canada
>Maduro does not share democractic values blablabla

Meeting is adjourned.