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- >Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
- >£10,000 in parking fines
- >Car impounded 27 times
- >£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team
- >Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside
- >Rescued a child from bullying
- >Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager
- >Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting
- >Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club
- >Thinks milk with tea is strange
- >Started fights with Kompany and Tevez at training
- >Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter
- >Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter
- >U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he’s down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.
- >Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it
- >He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.
- >After the FA cup final, on live TV, says “This season I have been shit. Can I say that?”
- >Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real shithole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said “because I’m rich”
- >Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch
- >Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had won
- >Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show
- >Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs
- >Drove his car into a women’s prison so he could have a look around
- >Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed
- >Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial
- >Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.
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