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Drunkard Anon Chapter 1: Operation Renigger

Jul 16th, 2012
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  1. >After a fair bit of thinking and baking under the sun, you checked your watch to find time has skipped a fair bit of time
  2. >By now the sky has began to turn to sunset, and your shelter feels as if it was calling you
  3. >You bundle yourself up and close the flaps, sealing yourself from the exterior world
  4. >Pondering for a moment, and beginning to fade into a dreamless sleep
  5. >Where the hell are you?
  6.  
  7. >As you awake you find yourself slightly damp
  8. >It was raining, not hard, but enough to make a difference
  9. >Laying there just resting, stretching, listening to the sound of the rain as it beat down
  10. >Whelp, time to get up
  11. >You fumble with your pack that was laying across your chest and pull out a folded up rain suit
  12. >Dark black, cheap little thing it was
  13. >You slipped on the top and bottom, pulled your knife and hung it over the belt line of the pants, and then tightened them
  14. >Opening the shelter, you untied the paracord and the tarp, and wrung the paracord to pull any water out, flapped the tarp to keep it dry before stowing both in the pack
  15.  
  16. 1/x
  17.  
  18. >Looking up, the clouds were dark, providing a torrential rain, but thouroughly woven together as if by hand
  19. >Strange, but probably an anomaly, hopefully no hail or tornadoes will hit this area today
  20. >Snacking on a bit of rabbit, you continued on through the forest, boots crunching the twigs and what not strewn across the ground
  21. >It was calm, peaceful, the rain pattering upon your suit as you progressed through the forest
  22. >It began to progress into a clearing, much like the one you woke up in, the high grasses swaying in the wind and a small stream running through it
  23. >Up ahead was a bridge, small, but functional, hopefully it wasn't slippery for it was too narrow to catch your fall well
  24. >You crossed it and headed upwards to a small cottage, strange, it was a tree, but whatever land of talking horses, not a big deal
  25. >On coincidence, as you went to knock on the door it opened, startling both you and the small yellow horse, who then slammed the door
  26. >Fuck
  27.  
  28. 2/x
  29.  
  30. I'm not here to hurt you... I'm sorry if I had scared you, I'll be going now
  31. >A 180 and you were back to square one, into the forest
  32. >The door behind you creaked open, "W-wait"
  33. >Another 180 and you were facing the same yellow horse
  34. Please, I do not wish to disrupt your day, I'll just be goin-
  35. >"N-no It's ok, please, come in"
  36. Well if you insist
  37. >You were led into the small cottage, head almost hitting the doorframe but the ceiling was spacious enough for you to enter
  38. >A small rabbit was giving you the stink eye
  39. >No worries, you've had worse
  40. >The horse pony thing sat you down near a table and fumbled around began set her tea kettle on the burner
  41. >"S-so you're the, 'Monster' everyone's f-freaking on about in town? You don't seem like a monster"
  42. Well, I got in a confrontation with some white horse/pony thing, and then a Rainbow one tried to attack me... Think it was Rainbow Dash and Rarity
  43. >"Y-you got in a fight with them?"
  44. Yeah I was talking to some, 'Sweetie Belle' and then Rarity got up in my face and truck to kick me, so I stopped her, then Rainbow Dash tried to throw a punch at me, which I stopped
  45. >"O-oh dear..."
  46. You know them?
  47. >"T-they're my friends... Y-you broke Rainbow's wing"
  48. ...fuck
  49.  
  50. 3/x
  51.  
  52. >Time to play Damage Control
  53. Look... I didn't mean to hurt anyone, she jus-
  54. >"I know what she did... umm"
  55. Anonymous
  56. >"She's just a big bully, she's never nice to anyp-ny, I swear her ego is the size of canterlot"
  57. I can tell
  58. >"And Rarity... She's a bully too sometimes, but she's awful nice, I don't know why she would try to hurt anyp-ny really... You said you were talking to Sweetie Belle?"
  59. Well, Sweetie Belle came up to me and started talking, and then Rarity got on her high horse and thought I was going to abduct her, I don't see why but what's done is done
  60. >Suddenly there's a commotion outside and the door is kicked down, revealing the Rainbow pony
  61. >"Fluttershy! We saw the monster come in he-" she spots you, "YOU"
  62. >She starts sprnting towards you at super speeds, not wanting her to damage this pony's home, you simply grab her and throw her to the ground
  63. >"Unhand her you filthy buffoon!" says, 'Rarity'
  64. Make me you unwashed tramp
  65. >"Why I'd nev-"
  66. >"GIRLS!"
  67. >All eyes rest on Purple pony
  68. >"I will not have you attacking eachother right now"
  69. >"Bu-"
  70. >"NO BUTS! Now everyone, out"
  71. >You let go of Rainbow and she flies out the door, Rarity following in toe
  72. >You and Fluttershy get the cue and walk outside as well
  73.  
  74. 4/x
  75.  
  76. >Apparently the entire gang is here
  77. >Pink, orange, Rainbow bitch, White bitch, Purple one, and the one behind you called Fluttershy
  78. >"Now then, we are civil ponies are we not, It's time to handle this as one should, violence will just escalate this situation until someone gets hurt... again" she says pointing to Rainbow's wing
  79. >You smirk, Rainbow glares
  80. >"Now..."
  81. Anonymous
  82. >"Anonymous... Explain everything that happened today in detail" she says, horn lighting up and levitating a quill and paper
  83. >Ho-
  84. >Magic, don't gotta explain shit
  85. Ok so I woke up in a field, went into town, talked to some small pony, then Rarity here starts screaming at me and tries to kick me, I grab her and tell her to leave me alone, Rainbow one starts yelling and tries to punch me, so I throw her away from me."
  86. >"And then?"
  87. Then I ran away because a bunch of crazy ponies were chasing me and went into the forest to go sleep, met Fluttershy here, then Rainbow one attacked me again, and then you took us out here.
  88. >"Okay and now Rarity, what is your take?" says Purple one
  89. >"He tried to abduct Sweetie Belle!" she shouts
  90. >"And you Rainbow?" Purple one says
  91. >"I thought he was trying to have his way with Rarity and he chucked me into a chimney!" Rainbow Dyke says
  92. I wasn't trying to do any of those things, but ok
  93. >Purple one seems to be thinking pretty hard there
  94.  
  95. 5/x
  96.  
  97. >"Did you really try to abduct Sweetie Belle?" Purple asks
  98. She came up to me and started talking to me, told me how this was Ponyville and I was strange and what not
  99. >"And did you grab Rarity?"
  100. Yeah, I tried to keep her from kicking me in the face so I grabbed her and told her to leave me alone
  101. >"And about Rainbow?"
  102. Tried to punch me in the face, so I reacted
  103. >"And your reaction was to throw her into a chimney?" she says with a, "Are you shitting me" look
  104. Yep
  105. >"*Sigh* Spiiike?"
  106. >A small purple reptillian thing walks up to Purple and grabs the scroll, setting it on fire... what a waste of time that was
  107. >"Alright then, that takes care of that, people in town can stop panicing, and the Police have a report" Purple says, "And Anonymous?"
  108. Hmm?
  109. >"You're going to have to talk to the police"
  110. ...Fine
  111. >And so you head off with Purple back into town, Fluttershy trailing behind you and The rest ahead of you.
  112.  
  113. 6/6
  114.  
  115. >Progressing through the small town, for the second time, not as fun as the first
  116. >Ponies are sneering at you, insults flying your way, grannies giving you the stink eye
  117. >Well fuck you too
  118. >Eventually the walk through town ends as you enter a gigantic tree in the center of town, inside are two regal looking ponies with golden armor
  119. >They're looking with grim determination not to break their visage, but they look uneasy as you tower over them
  120. >They're only up to your waist, so that puts you at an advantage for intimidation factor
  121. >"Are you Anonymous"
  122. In the flesh
  123. >"Very well, we are here to take an official report to aid the one taken by Twilight Sparkle, let's begin"
  124. As you wish
  125. >The questions are simple, age, height, weight, species, gender, name, and as they continue they get to the beginning
  126. >"And then you threw Rainbow Dash?"
  127. Yessir, in self defense of myself and others
  128. >"I'll take it"
  129. >The interview progressed further and further
  130. >"So then you restrained her again, for self defense?"
  131. Yessir
  132. >The pony shuffles his papers on the desk and places them in his saddle bag
  133. >"You will have to meet at Ponyville police station two days from now to see if you will be charged with any crime, as it stands now it has to be reviewed"
  134. I thank you for your time
  135. >You follow him out the room and out the door
  136. >"And I thank you for complying, good day"
  137. >They leave the tree, leaving you alone with the group of ponies.
  138. So...
  139.  
  140. 1/x
  141.  
  142. >Awkward silence fills the room
  143. >"Well... Now that that's over with, I guess everyp-ny can go now" Twilight says
  144. >You begin to leave, "But anon, could you stay a little bit longer"
  145. I guess
  146. >All the other ponies take their leave, leaving you with only Twilight, Spike, and some Owl thing that won't stop staring at you
  147. >"So... Anonymous, you say you woke up in a field"
  148. Mmmhmm
  149. >"And... You didn't know where ponies were or where you were"
  150. Yep
  151. >"And you're not in any books that I know of and nobody has ever seen you before"
  152. While I'm young Twilight...
  153. >"I'm just curious at all, where you came from, ho you got her-"
  154. Look, I'll tell you, but after I do I'm getting out of here
  155. >She levitates a quill and paper and gets ready
  156.  
  157. 2/x
  158.  
  159. Where I come from, ponies like you don't exist... Well... they do, except they aren't ponies like you are
  160. >"Could you explain that"
  161. Ponies where I'm from are longer faced, usually only a few colors such as brown, white, tan, they don't ever have wings, and they don't have horns
  162. >"Interesting..."
  163. And what you're doing now? Magic? That doesn't exist.
  164. >She loses concentration and drops the paper and quill
  165. >"Magic doesn't exist where you're from, how could that even be possi-"
  166. We do everything ponies do either by hand
  167. >You raise your hand
  168. Or by using combustion
  169. >"You mean fire?"
  170. Yes like fire. It started with steam engines, like I've seen you've had railroad tracks here, and then it advanced to combustion engines
  171. >"Could you explain?"
  172. A fuel air mixture is pressurized and combusted, sending a piston flying and through a process of gears and shafts and all that nonsense, it makes a wheel turn
  173. >"I see"
  174. So we basically made anything and everything, vehicles, space craft, boats, racing vehicles, aircraft, everything
  175. >"D-did you say, Space craft?"
  176. Yes, we've been to the moon and back, without magic
  177. >The smile on her face looks like it hurts
  178. But...
  179. >Her smile drops
  180.  
  181. 3/x
  182.  
  183. Humans are not without violence and war, technologies of the old including bows, spear, axes, hammers, swords, advanced to crossbows, muskets, and more
  184. >She begins to frown
  185. >You pull out your .357
  186. This? This fires a burning hot piece of lead at over the speed of sound, we call this, a revolver
  187. >You see in her eyes
  188. >Fear
  189. Humans advanced warfare from muskets, to rifles such as the Sharps rifle, to automatic weapons
  190. >"Automatic?"
  191. The fastest weapon we have fires over 1 million rounds in under a minute, and the fastest weapon speeds at over 4,5000 meters per second, so fast that the projectile it fires melts and catches fire to the air around it
  192. >"How is that even..."
  193. Humans have used these weapons to do horrible things, genocide, murder, there are at least 5 wars going on every year that humans are living. Seventy years ago 60 million people died in one of our World Wars
  194. >"But why... Why would you do it?"
  195. That, I cannot answer
  196. >You fumble around in your pocket and pull out a cigarette and a lighter, special occasions only.
  197.  
  198. 4/x
  199.  
  200. >You put it in your mouth and light, taking a long drag of the cigarette, smoke filling your mouth, flowing out of your nose, causing Twilight to gag a little bit
  201. We have bombs, bombs that can incinerate those within 50 miles and cause damage to millions
  202. >Another drag
  203. Warfare is human nature... You've got something I want? What's to stop me from breaking down your door and stealing it? If I am stronger, if I am willing, I could set fire to the world, so what stops me
  204. >You stare into her eyes
  205. >...and take another drag
  206. That is all you will ever need to know about humans, some have everything, some have nothing, go with the flow and you probably won't get killed, that's what I say
  207. >You stand up
  208. >Open the door
  209. >And walk away
  210. >"Anon! Wait!"
  211. >You're already gone
  212.  
  213. 5/5
  214.  
  215. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=506NS0tDylw&feature=my_favorites&list=FLHwTvhJRoSuZG3dKhudz5Ew
  216. >The night air is soothing
  217. >Gravel crunching beneath your feet, a light breeze soothing your mind
  218. >Sure, you're stuck here
  219. >Maybe It's just a bad dream
  220. >Maybe you're in a coma
  221. >You got struck pretty hard
  222. >Eventually the walk ends and you meet the forest again, dark
  223. >A few steps in and you're already uneasy
  224. >Something was watching you
  225. >Pulling out your flashlight, the light striking across the forest, after a 360 you spot it
  226. >Reflective eyes in the bush
  227. >A cougar or jagour is stalking you
  228. >You pull out your .357 and keep the light trained on its eyes
  229.  
  230. 1/x
  231.  
  232. >It slowly circles around you, if it pounced there would be no chance you could get an accurate shot
  233. >It's now or never
  234. >Training the sights on its head and squeezing the trigger, a thundering boom shoots out the animal falls to the ground
  235. >Slowly checking for other threats, you retreat out of the forest and back on the trail
  236. >Opening the cylinder, you remove the spent casing and load in another one
  237. >Deciding you're in the clear, you turn and face the town, ears still ringing
  238. >All the lights are on, fuck
  239. >"Anon *pant*"
  240. >Is that
  241. >Yep
  242. >It's Twilight
  243. >"Listen I just wanted to *pant* say I've talked to the pri-"
  244. >Taking off sprinting, you leave her in the dust
  245. >You are seriously not in the mood to deal with this bullshit right now
  246.  
  247. 2/x
  248.  
  249. >Eventually you make it far away from town, making it near what looks to be an orchard
  250. >Apples, apples everywhere
  251. >I bet Applejack would love this place
  252. >You hop the fence and run to a break in the hills with a small creek
  253. >Splashing a bit of water on your face, and refilling your canteen with water and two drops of bleach, shaken, not stirred
  254. >Setting up your A-frame shelter again between two trees, wristwatch reading 0000, you fall asleep
  255. >This time dreams full of color and fear, moments of your life both good and bad flashing before your eyes
  256. >Suddenly, your body feels like it was just assaulted by a rain of fist size hailstorm
  257. >You awake finding an apple rolled into your tent, peaking outside you see one expressionless Red pony
  258. Heheh... Sorry about falling asleep here, I'll just pack up and get out of your hair I suppose
  259. >"Eeeyup"
  260. >A man of few words you see.
  261.  
  262. 3/x
  263.  
  264. >Stowing all your gear, you nod to the pony and he nods back, he throws you an apple and you walk off the property
  265. >Seems like a nice guy, isn't scared or trying to kill you
  266. >Neutral
  267. >That's the word
  268. >Hopping the fence, you head into town, chomping on the apple as the trail progresses i
  269. >Let's see what they thought of finding a dead jagour and you running away
  270. >Probably going to get imprisoned but hey, it was coming right at you!
  271. >Strolling into town you check your watch
  272. >0842
  273. >The sun's heat was beating down, just not with much intensity as the trail lead into town
  274. >Ponies stopped and stared at you, judging your every move
  275. >They knew what had occured
  276. >Spotting a newspaper on the ground, picking it up, you read the title
  277. >"Monster kills 200 pound Jagour"
  278. >Yep, they knew
  279.  
  280. 4/x
  281.  
  282. >A certain yellow pony is walking up to you, staring directly into your eyes
  283. >Is that supposed to be intimidating?
  284. >"Who do you think you are mister! Hurting a poor animal that's smaller than yo-"
  285. Fluttershy
  286. >"-nd furthermore how can you sleep at ni-"
  287. Fluttershy...
  288. >"-should report you to the police for animal cruelt-"
  289. FLUTTERSHY
  290. >"Y-yes"
  291. That lepoard was stalking me, I had to do what I did so I didn't become It's dinner.
  292. >It looks as if she had a sudden realization hit her
  293. >"Ohhh... Well... I understand anon" she looks to you with a smile
  294. I'm sorry I had to do it, I wouldn't if I didn't have to, but if I had let it live it would've ripped me to shreds
  295. >"ANONMOUS!"
  296. >It's Twilight again
  297. >Staring at you like you punched spike in his tenders
  298.  
  299. 5/x
  300.  
  301. >"I tried yesterday to talk to you, but what do you do? You run away! And not only that, you killed a jagour! Are you trying to go to prison?"
  302. I thought we were over this...
  303. >"You randomly took of leaving me behind with so many questions and so little answers, what was I to do? I sent a message to the princess and she wants to speak to you"
  304. >You point to yourself
  305. Me, no rikkey
  306. >You shake your finger
  307. Princess, you got that?
  308. >"Anonymous... She wants to meet you, if you deny her, she's going to send guards"
  309. And if she sends guards to pick me up what'll they do?
  310. >"They'll force you to go then! Do you really want that to be the first thing your princess hears of you? That you denied going to meet her?"
  311. #1 she's not my princess, #2 if those guards are like any of these other ponies I'm sure they won't be able to force me, and #3 I'm ditching this god forsaken town once I get the charges dropped
  312. >She face... hoofs? Whatever
  313. >"Anonymous don't you realize ponies can use magic?"
  314. And?
  315. >"Her horn glows and you feel a tugging on your body"
  316. Yeah yeah you can tug on me that's not a big deal
  317. >"H-huh? You're not levitating? But ho-"
  318. Magic, doesn't, exist. Not where I'm from, never has, never will
  319. >Guess It's time to light it up again
  320. >You put another cig in your mouth, lighting it and taking another long drag
  321. Now will you please leave me the fuck alone
  322. >"Fine, but if the princess comes for you, It's on your head, not mine."
  323.  
  324. 6/6
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