Colossus By Design: Entry 0029 - Welcome All

[September 28, 2145]
[Cape Town, African origin continent]
[Sea port, just outside Cape Town's main R&D hangar]

[Sasha Kalashnikov a.k.a. "Tzar Bomba V2" steps off the Russian carrier and is escorted by a some walkers and hover-choppers]


(Sasha): So, why exactly are we in Africa?

(Russian Pilot): President Mandela has requested that the other nations' Warmongers come to Cape Town to meet the soon-to-be revealed African Warmonger.

(Sasha): Alright. But just so you know..... I hate formalities.

(Russian Pilot): Noted, Ms. Kalashnikov.

(Sasha): Let's just get this out of the way.


[Sasha walks towards the hangar, eyeing the other four Warmongers in the distance]
[Arriving at the hangar, Sasha looks down at her fellow Warmonger brethren]
[The others turn to her; three of them, Feng Lee, Thomas Scott, and Arthur Roy, are slightly surprised by her appearance; the fourth, Satoshi Yamane, is unphased]


(Arthur): Wow, you're really.... umm.......

(Feng): You're big. Really, REALLY big.

(Thomas): Subtle.

(Sasha): No no, it's fine. I know I'm big. I embrace that I am. In fact......


[Sasha proceeds to give the three an enormous Warmonger bear hug, squeezing them all very tightly as they squirm in the embrace]


(Arthur): GAHH!

(Feng): Oof!

(Thomas): If we.... needed........ to breathe........

(Arthur): HELP!

(Sasha): Oh, this is going to be such fun working with you guys!


[Satoshi walks up to Sasha and taps on her arms in three different places, causing her to instantly release her grip; the other three fall down onto the ground]


(Sasha): Wait, how did you--

(Satoshi): Lots of practice. Get up, you three. President Mandela is about to present Africa's Warmonger.


[As the others get back to their feet, President Nigel Mandela comes onto the stage]


(President Mandela): My fellow citizens, visitors from the other nations, and their Warmongers, it is a great pleasure of mine to introduce our nation's reinstated Warmonger..... Union's Warrior!


[President Mandela gives the signal, and the hangar doors open up, revealing the newly furnished African Warmonger]

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[Date of Creation]: July 18, 2068
[Creation Site]: Nigeria, African origin continent

[Height]: 100 meters
[Weight]: 36,000 tons

[Known Armament]: Collapsible rotary fan-shield on left arm; chargeable electron laser cannon on right arm; integrated knee-strike-activated mortars

[Known Techniques]: Medieval shield-play; defensive ancient Phalanx-tactics; Muay Thai knee-striking

[Appearance]: Average hull build; extremely large shoulder plating protecting head from assault from the sides; five jutting "cowboy" spikes from backside of both shins; large box-shaped cooling vent on each side of the head; olive green paint coating with splashes of yellow and red in specific areas

[Codename]: "Union's Warrior"