Dry Bowser and Toadette Talk

Dry Bowser stretched his bony limbs. "So what's up kid?"

"Nothing much i just wanted to talk." Toadette responded as she let out a bassy fart.

Dry Bowser: Well what is it that we should talk about?

Toadette: I was kinda fine with anything if it was all right with you.

Dry Bowser: Well don't keep me waiting too long to say something... (taking a moment to think about it)

Toadette: Trust me, if there's 1 thing I'm good at, it's making a topic. (fanning away another sloppy fart)

Dry Bowser: (disgruntled sigh) What is with you and bodily functions?

Toadette: (innocent giggle) I can't help it, I just love being in tune with what my body feels like!

Dry Bowser: (stares blankly at her with contempt)

Toadette: (tries to not smile after letting out a squeaky toot)

And so they talked, with Dry Bowser thinking and Toadette farting as it was just another night of basically nothing.