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  1. Stranger: Hey
  2. You: Relieve me of my boredom, person.
  3. Stranger: Um
  4. Stranger: Okay sire king sir
  5. Stranger: Um
  6. Stranger: Hi
  7. You: Greetings.
  8. Stranger: What's the difference between the black man and a pizza?
  9. You: I am without a clue.
  10. Stranger: A black man can't feed a family
  11. You: Hilarity module activated.
  12. You: I am enthused.
  13. Stranger: Fantastic
  14. Stranger: I think
  15. You: You are right.
  16. You: Though, the effect of your words are over.
  17. You: And boredom has retaken its presence.
  18. You: Do something more.
  19. Stranger: Hmm...
  20. Stranger: My name is John
  21. Stranger: And um
  22. Stranger: I play guitar
  23. Stranger: And bass
  24. Stranger: And mandolin
  25. Stranger: And ukulele
  26. Stranger: And um
  27. Stranger: Let's see I play video games
  28. Stranger: And the strings of girls hearts
  29. Stranger: Ummm
  30. You: Ah, so you are really normal human hmm?
  31. You: Disappointing, but I shouldn't have expected quality.
  32. Stranger: Yeahhh I mean youve kind of hit rock bottom talking to me
  33. Stranger: Just saying
  34. You: What do you mean?
  35. Stranger: Like, I'm the least interesting person
  36. You: Ah, yes I noticed that.
  37. Stranger: Lmao thanks
  38. Stranger: What are you again?
  39. You: What am I?
  40. You: Well, a person of course.
  41. You: Sentient and such.
  42. Stranger: Riiiight okay
  43. Stranger: And what's your name, sentient person
  44. You: Are you mocking me?
  45. You: Is it how I speak?
  46. You: Is it my tone?
  47. You: And my name.
  48. You: Hmm
  49. You: That won't be relevant, just call me Lamb or something.
  50. Stranger: Lamb
  51. Stranger: Alright, Lamb
  52. Stranger: Well here's the thing, bud
  53. Stranger: I um, I dont really know why humanity is so fucked, and I can't do much about it myself, but I do think we have good intentions
  54. You: I think so too
  55. You: But there is something to consider.
  56. You: The amount of humans worthy of the title "Sheep".
  57. You: The ones who unconsciously never think for themselves and instead follow the crowd.
  58. You: I don't think they are to be accounted for in humanity.
  59. You: They are like animals, or artificial intelligence.
  60. You: Their emotions are about as considerable as an animals emotions.
  61. You: Surely you understand me, yes?
  62. Stranger: Well, yeah I think I get it, but I also think social normality is somehing that is so deeply bred in our minds that it is unavoidable
  63. You: No, they are inadequate, the true humans and leaders are the ones who can think outside of the box, the box that is nailed to the floor and cannot be escaped.
  64. Stranger: You're not really a person, are you, Lamb
  65. You: I am of course a person.
  66. You: Sense the tone in my voice.
  67. You: Or, word, in this case.
  68. You: I have intentions, a will.
  69. You: Evident, is it not?
  70. You: Even if unclear, it is there.
  71. Stranger: I'm a person, but I'm not really sure if I have a will to do anything, though. I just kind of, do what I think is right
  72. You: Why would you not? The things you do are of favor.
  73. You: Your own favor.
  74. You: As for your acts, and what is right.
  75. Stranger: Unless thats the wrong way to live. Its a personal opinion, Mr Lamb
  76. You: The, thinking of what is right.
  77. You: Surely knowing is better.
  78. You: Not having to decide, for the one decision is the right one.
  79. You: While possibilities are realized, there is one realistic one to be taken..
  80. You: It would seem to me you are some sort of either sub par or barely adequate person.
  81. You: A pittance, you could be so much more.
  82. You: I think you limit yourself actually.
  83. You: I cut you down, and you accept it, right?
  84. You: Stop that.
  85. Stranger: Thats quite a selfish way of thinking, Mr. Lamb. If all people live and have a will just like you, but learn at a different pace, what gives you the right to segregate those people from the "better" ones
  86. You: Not quite, the ones who are deemed inadequate are basically animals, their will is just part of nature, as is an animals "Will" to live.
  87. You: As for their learning?
  88. You: They cannot go past a point.
  89. You: A critical point that makes us different.
  90. You: A point that makes them not unlike cattle.
  91. You: I think they are really just manpower.
  92. Stranger: So where does this border between the animals and the sheep leave me, Lamb?
  93. You: Well, you are capable of realizing these things, so, I say you are so close to being worthy.
  94. You: But not quite.
  95. You: Or, perhapse.
  96. You: You are something of greatness, but you have raised around the low minded.
  97. You: Your mind is eroded, tragic.
  98. You: And well, recovery? No one ever gets better.
  99. You: You lost quality that cannot be reclaimed.
  100. Stranger: Thats quite the tragic outlook on life, Lamb
  101. You: What?
  102. Stranger: Your accusations of how no one ever gets better. Eroded and tragic minds. Cattle and manpower. Perhaps you are the tragic part that lives in all of us?
  103. You: No, as I said, I would cut people like you down but you just never grow that tall.
  104. You: You in specific though, I think you could be better.
  105. You: Or, could have been.
  106. Stranger: You see, I dont believe that is true. I believe I can grow if I choose to believe. You seem to lack what I call hope
  107. You: Well, I would say no, but I feel that would lead to stalemate.
  108. You: Tell me more of this then.
  109. Stranger: Well, clearly you dont understand or contain any hope of all average people. Hope is what we keep when we stay positive
  110. Stranger: Hope is our will
  111. You: Positivism? That is the issue with humans, they have a willpower and it is affected by that.
  112. You: You don't need it.
  113. You: Just do the work.
  114. Stranger: You are wrong, Lamb. I once thought like you. Without a positive attitude, life has no fun or interesting qualities
  115. Stranger: And that is not a life I want to live
  116. You: So, I guess that makes you inadequate then. Constantly looking for something fun or interesting.
  117. You: Nevertheless, my words remain true.
  118. Stranger: I never said the work comes before the fun. But there isn't any reason not to enjoy what we are given
  119. You: Why enjoy when you can just do what needs to be done?
  120. Stranger: Imagine a world full of people with no emotion. Thats what we call animals. You contradict yourself. What makes us human is our emotion and positivity. Unlike any other organism or being, thats what makes us special
  121. You: I find that impossible to believe, for you see I have a will, which is sentience, what actually makes humans. And with that I desire the hope for better progress, not this sluggish disappointing speed that the world has become.
  122. You: Humanity just needs to be set on course.
  123. Stranger: Perhaps, but a perfect world is impossible with emotion. As I described it would be inhumane. Slaves of our own minds. We can improve, but we will never be perfect
  124. Stranger: But I like the world that way
  125. Stranger: In fact, I believe it is what makes us good
  126. Stranger: You make a good point
  127. Stranger: However I disagree that we should be set on a course for a perfect world
  128. Stranger: A perfect world is not me
  129. Stranger: Its not human
  130. Stranger: Anything with emotion is not perfect
  131. Stranger: You are perfect. And I hate it
  132. You: Ah, so I then we decide, who is out of place?
  133. You: The ones using the world for, this thing, or the others.
  134. You: The better ones.
  135. Stranger: I believe anything that is perfect is not good. If that includes whatever you classify yourself or your people as, then yes, you are out of place
  136. You: Hmmph, potent, but you are of the wrong mind.
  137. You: I guess I am forced to reconsider the ability of people.
  138. You: What of, perfection is wrong?
  139. You: It is by definition good.
  140. Stranger: By definition, yes. But if you imagine a Utopian society, it involves no emotion or what makes us human. Everything would be just the way it should be, but is that truly "good"?
  141. You: Well, I came to here, and to you to relieve me of my boredom, so of course there is, to a much less degree of the world that crumbles due to everyone's need for satiation of their emotions.
  142. You: So, it really is just better.
  143. You: It just isn't if you are of the low minded variety of human.
  144. Stranger: There are some values of the human emotion that make us bad by definition, but we contain more good than bad. For example, I quite enjoy boredom because it gives me the chance to communicate and satisfy my friends and fellow people
  145. Stranger: However
  146. Stranger: In a perfect society, I will never get that chance to enjoy spending time with friends or family. I will just, exist
  147. Stranger: With no emotion
  148. You: Well, of what value is that family time?
  149. You: No real value.
  150. Stranger: You know, Lamb, I know there is no "real" value in the physical world
  151. Stranger: But I know there is REAL value in the soul
  152. Stranger: And the soul is found in the human race with emotion
  153. You: I think that is the opposite of true, for these emotions I say are just to high of a degree to be accounted for in these sheep of a people.
  154. Stranger: Perhaps you were not raised as a regular human should have been, then
  155. You: Not that, I just happened to be better when I spawned.
  156. Stranger: So, you believe that you were born better than other people
  157. You: Most defiantly.
  158. You: The low minded.
  159. You: The, inadequate.
  160. You: The sheep.
  161. You: The undesirables.
  162. You: And then there is you.
  163. You: Like some sort of hero.
  164. You: But your values are not real.
  165. You: I mean, they are.
  166. You: But not really.
  167. You: You are best with your people.
  168. You: To, frolic about in your box.
  169. You: Well, I guess that makes me out of place then hmm?
  170. You: Hmmph, and I expected so much more from this powerful of a mind.
  171. You: Disappointing.
  172. Stranger: You really want to know what I believe in, Lamb
  173. Stranger: I believe that you were born alone and cold. You were abandoned and mistreated and learned something from anything else other than humanity
  174. Stranger: I believe that you are the opposite of what makes us human
  175. Stranger: You are what we all fear of becoming
  176. Stranger: You're practically a robot
  177. Stranger: You have no soul, no interest in anything but moving faster and more effieciently
  178. Stranger: And you want to know the best part of all?
  179. Stranger: You will never understand what love or hope is
  180. Stranger: Not in the future
  181. Stranger: But of yourself or your peers
  182. Stranger: And that is sad
  183. Stranger: And I along with anyone else would pity you
  184. You: Well, I guess that kind of concludes this then huh? Too bad the great world could not exist.
  185. You: Yes, tragic.
  186. You: For the amount of pain here doesn't need to happen.
  187. You: But it does, and you value the fact that you are not in adversity.
  188. You: Well, I have little left here.
  189. You: Or, anything actually.
  190. You: Ill communicate this.
  191. Stranger: For every one moment of pain in your future, there are 100 less moments of happiness
  192. Stranger: That is all I have left
  193. You: Enjoy yourself, human person.
  194. You: Person person
  195. You have disconnected.
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