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  1. [02:49:16] -- patchworkViper [PV] began pestering pickledPontificate [PP] at 14:49 --
  2. [02:51:08] PV: Hey ssso are we ever gettin me into tHe game or wHat
  3. [02:51:23] PV: sssince yer my ssserver player and all aint you
  4. [02:51:29] PP: Sure. *hic*
  5. [02:51:50] PP: Load up your client disk. I'm ready. *hic*
  6. [02:52:41] PV: up and loaded
  7. [02:53:56] PP: Are those bloodstains on your floor? *hic*
  8. [02:54:01] PV: itsss
  9. [02:54:02] PV: uH
  10. [02:54:06] PV: fruit juice
  11. [02:54:33] PP: I know both of these stains quite well. *hic*
  12. [02:54:41] PP: It looks like blood. *hic*
  13. [02:55:23] PP: Just tell me that you arn't some maniac that will kill us ale and I'll ignore it. *hic*
  14. [02:57:35] PV: i aint a maniac tHatsss gonna kill yall
  15. [02:57:58] PP: Alright. *hic*
  16. [02:59:02] -- pickledPontificate [PP] sets about clearing a space on the floor, pilling the junk against her recoupracoon. --
  17. [02:59:13] PV: wHat
  18. [02:59:16] PV: wHat are you doin
  19. [02:59:29] PP: Need some room here. *hic*
  20. [02:59:43] PV: fuck you tHeresss plenty of room
  21. [02:59:46] PV: i cleaned it
  22. [02:59:57] PP: Fine. *hic*
  23. [03:00:27] -- pickledPontificate [PP] drops the alchemiter down on a pile of junk. --
  24. [03:00:36] PV: damnit
  25. [03:00:57] PV: fine ok wHat tHe Hell isss tHisss
  26. [03:01:37] PP: It's the alchemiter. It'll help us get you to your land. *hic*
  27. [03:02:14] -- pickledPontificate [PP] drops the cruxtruder down in the spot he cleared. --
  28. [03:02:52] PP: I need more room for the rest. Show me a good spot. *hic*
  29. [03:03:28] PV: oH
  30. [03:03:32] PV: i only cleaned my room
  31. [03:03:37] PV: you can try tHe roof i guesss
  32. [03:04:15] PP: Go up there so I can see. *hic*
  33. [03:04:28] PV: yeaH yeaH im goin
  34. [03:05:12] -- patchworkViper [PV] makes her way up onto the roof of her hive. --
  35. [03:05:46] PP: Awful wet, but I don't have the grist to do anything about it. *hic*
  36. [03:11:13] -- pickledPontificate [PP] drops the punch machine and totem lathe down on the roof. --
  37. [03:13:18] PV: ssso are you gonna tell me wHat tHessse tHingsss do or am i goin to Have to guesss
  38. [03:22:05] PP: Let me open this up... *hic*
  39. [03:23:11] -- pickledPontificate [PP] lifts her recoupracoon in her respite block, and knocks the cruxtruder open. --
  40. [03:25:36] -- patchworkViper [PV] begins to type furiously at Verkex for SMASHING THINGS AROUND IN HER HIVE, but not before lightning strikes one of the towers- which just happens to be the source of her internet connection. --
  41. [03:25:38] -- patchworkViper [PV] ceased pestering pickledPontificate [PP] at 15:25 --
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  46. [04:48:39] -- pickledPontificate [PP] began pestering patchworkViper [PV] at 16:48 --
  47. [04:48:47] PP: SHit! *hic*
  48. [04:48:53] PP: You alright? *hic*
  49. [04:50:13] PV: oH yeaH im perfectly fine itsss not like you tHrew my recuperacoon around like it wasss notHin
  50. [04:50:30] PV: or my Hive got Hit by tHe fuckin ssstorm of tHe century Here
  51. [04:50:34] PV: perfectly normal
  52. [04:51:06] PP: It's been hours. Did you make it through everything? *hic*
  53. [04:53:02] PV: i fucked around witH tHe macHinesss you dropped but otHer tHan tHat i Havent been able to do a damn tHing
  54. [04:53:11] PP: Here, I didn't drop this. *hic*
  55. [04:53:33] -- pickledPontificate [PP] deploys the card with the last of the grist. --
  56. [04:54:03] PP: What does the timer on your cruxtruder say? *hic*
  57. [04:54:31] PV: 13:14 and counting down
  58. [04:54:38] PP: Shit. *hic*
  59. [04:54:49] PV: wHat
  60. [04:55:17] PP: Put that through the lathe and other machines QUICKLY. *hic*
  61. [04:55:50] PV: alrigHt alrigHt aint gotta get all worked up about it
  62. [04:56:00] PP: We need to get your cruxite artifact quick. *hic*
  63. [04:56:33] PP: That timer is a countdown to the impending meteor strike. *hic*
  64. [04:56:38] PV: wHat
  65. [04:56:41] PV: meteor
  66. [04:56:47] PV: wHat tHe fuck are you even
  67. [04:56:53] PV: talkin about
  68. [04:57:14] PP: You were warned that this game is dangerous, right? *hic*
  69. [04:57:34] PV: well yeaH but no one sssaid a damn tHing about meteorsss
  70. [04:57:44] PV: jussst tHe tHreat of deatH
  71. [04:57:56] PV: not a fucking ssspacerock barreling down on my Hive
  72. [04:58:01] PP: I appologize then. *hic*
  73. [04:58:10] PP: I thought someone told you. *hic*
  74. [04:58:30] PV: anyway yeaH card into tHe latHe or wHatever rigHt
  75. [04:59:03] PP: Yeah. Do you have anything dead laying around that you don't mind losing? *hic*
  76. [04:59:36] PV: i got a buncH of projectsss tHat im probably never gonna finisssH
  77. [05:00:19] PP: Haul one out. I won't question this for now. *hic*
  78. [05:01:07] PP: We should prototype your kernal. The thing that came out when I opened the cruxtruder. *hic*
  79. [05:02:19] -- patchworkViper [PV] runs into an adjacent room, which is just as messy as the rest of her hive. The one thing that stands out is the stitched together corpse on one of the countertops. --
  80. [05:02:45] PV: ssso tHe floating ball of ssseizure ligHtsss isss a kernel rigHt
  81. [05:03:13] -- pickledPontificate [PP] fights and prods the sprite into the room with the cursor. --
  82. [05:03:39] PP: Yup. Toss the.... corpse into it. *hic*
  83. [05:04:29] -- patchworkViper [PV] picks ups the corpse (with some difficulty) and throws it into the kernel. HELLO, FRANKENSPRITE! --
  84. [05:05:45] PP: Now hurry up with the totem thing. *hic*
  85. [05:06:05] PP: ...sorry if that seems forceful. *hic*
  86. [05:06:08] PV: im goin im goin
  87. [05:08:02] -- patchworkViper [PV] runs up to the roof with a dowel and card in hand, and places them in their respective slots. --
  88. [05:13:59] -- patchworkViper [PV] watches the machines do their work, grabs the finished totem and hauls ass back downstairs into her room and puts it in the Alchemiter, which in turn creates her cruxite artifact- a heart. And not a heart symbol, no, an actual blood-pumping organ. --
  89. [05:14:19] PP: Whaaaat.... *hic*
  90. [05:14:38] PV: wHat
  91. [05:14:57] PP: Now you need to activate it. *hic*
  92. [05:15:03] PV: ok
  93. [05:15:05] PV: How do i do tHat
  94. [05:15:11] PP: But I have no clue how... *hic*
  95. [05:15:23] PV: tHatsss fuckin fantassstic
  96. [05:15:53] PP: Mine was a statue in chains that I freed. Yours should do something similar. *hic*
  97. [05:16:00] PP: I hope. *hic*
  98. [05:16:04] PV: Hmmm
  99. [05:16:10] PV: i tHink i got it
  100. [05:16:17] PP: Oh? *hic*
  101. [05:16:28] PP: Hurry then. *hic*
  102. [05:16:39] PP: The timer is almost done. *hic*
  103. [05:21:13] -- patchworkViper [PV] grabs the heart and without further explanation, runs back up to the roof of the hive where the storm continues to rage on, which has been intensified the onslaught of meteors. --
  104. [05:21:21] -- patchworkViper [PV] hooks it up to the remaining undamaged tower with wires, backs away, and watches as lightning strikes, running down the metalic frame and into the heart, jolting it to life- and her Hive disappears with it. --
  105. [05:21:54] PP: ....that was pretty awesome. *hic*
  106. [05:22:12] PV: you bet yer asss it wasss
  107. [05:24:07] PP: See ya later. The goblins are swarming and shouting again. *hic*
  108. [05:24:14] PV: alrigHt
  109. [05:24:15] PV: later
  110. [05:24:17] -- pickledPontificate [PP] ceased pestering patchworkViper [PV] at 17:24 --
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