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- Stay true to the path, young Jedi
- Cleave to precepts you’ve been given
- Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you
- That your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
- Do your best in city or in swampland
- Peace over anger, honor over hate
- At the end of all your days, one Jedi waits for you
- With the dust of Jedi bones piled high like parsnips on his plate
- With the dust of Jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate
- Specifically just the bones: all the soft parts you can keep
- It’s the bones that have the calcium, so he says
- The long feast will be filmed for mass-consumption
- The camera’s Ryan’s got these days are unimaginably high-res
- Despair not for the end that waits for you
- Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn
- All the Jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn
- They get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn
- Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
- Bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
- The ultimate Jedi who wastes all the other Jedi is eating up all their bones
- All their bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
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