f2p motivational speech

Today, with the occasion of the soon to come jade shop refresh as an alibi and motivator, I would like to send a reminder to all.
To those whales that mindlessly waste their fortunes on jpegs.
To those F2P kindred that are on the verge of giving up due to their luck playing tricks on them.
To those that have outright given up from the starting line knowing full well the hardships down ahead, yet stare with longing at the skins of cat and hag whenever they get released.
To all of you, I send a message and a reminder: Do not succumb to the chink devil.
They may pander to the other servers with baubles, trinkets and free rolls alike while naught but drought lays in our path, spreading jealously all across.
They may demand of you to grind on a gambling game in order to achieve your dreams.
They may make constant attempts to allure you with offers such as "fortune charms" and "bonus jade deals".
But note this, fellow anon: none of it can stop your tracks if you truly love mahjong and anime girls.
At this day, I proudly proclaim that as a F2P player, it is most certainly possible to suck the sweet juices that whales take for granted without giving my Chinese overlords a single dime and strongly hope you too do not stray from your path and continue pursuing your yakumans and gacha girls as small as the possibility may be. May you be searching for your long lost meido, your depraved cunny, your bartender husbando or a literal dog (I take the last part back, I hope you burn in a fire and die a slow death if you're a dogposter, sorry).
Lastly, I would like to thank my fellow anons that continuously warned me not to spend my free 200 jade and 75 wishing stones on orbs because "I can just grind them in ranked" as I immediately ignored their pleas and spent them on claiming 100k copper and buying orbs as well as a random purple gift that I bought just to dust it since I was 25 dust short of the 100 dust milestone. You are all beautiful.
Anon over and out.