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  1. Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
  2. You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
  3. ▼: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
  4. ▼: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
  5. ▲: kar
  6. ▼: FUCK.
  7. ▼: IT'S YOU
  8. ▲: its me
  9. ▲: yes
  10. ▼: HI ERIDAN.
  11. ▲: wwhats up
  12. ▲: fuckin ovver the humans think pans
  13. ▼: IT'S FUN MAN, FUCKING WITH THEM.
  14. ▲: it is
  15. ▲: wwhen theyre not borin as carp at least
  16. ▼: YEAH SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY FUCKING LAME.
  17. ▼: AND TRY TO MAKE REAL CONVERSATION WITH ME.
  18. ▲: yeah its fuckin ridiculous
  19. ▼: AND SOME ARE LIKE "OH LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS" NO FUCK THAT.
  20. ▲: one thought i wwas human
  21. ▼: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY FEELINGS WITH A HUMAN
  22. ▼: YEAH SAME HERE.
  23. ▼: THEY THINK I'M A HUMAN ALL THE TIME.
  24. ▲: a lot of em mimic my quirk
  25. ▲: wwhich is kinda annoyin i mean wwhat the hell
  26. ▼: WOW, REALLY?
  27. ▲: yeah
  28. ▼: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
  29. ▲: they dont evven get it right they end up doublin letters all over the place
  30. ▲: but earth ponies are pretty fuckin adorable
  31. ▲: they like parties
  32. ▼: OKAY, THIS IS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE IT'S RELEVANT.
  33. ▼: HAVE YOU MET ANY HUMANS THAT KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
  34. ▲: yeah
  35. ▼: BESIDES THE ONES WE'VE BEEN TROLLING OF COURSE.
  36. ▲: yeah
  37. ▲: those ones are fuckin creepy
  38. ▼: DO YOU THINK THEY CAN LIKE, SEE US?
  39. ▲: maybe
  40. ▲: i mean
  41. ▼: THAT'S FUCKING DISTURBING.
  42. ▲: wwe have trollian
  43. ▲: and just because most of them are fuckin retarded
  44. ▲: doesnt mean all of them are
  45. ▼: YEAH, BUT SOLLUX HAS TO ENABLE THAT VIEWPORT SHIT FOR US.
  46. ▼: I GUESS THEY COULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
  47. ▲: yeah
  48. ▲: i mean theyvve got an older vversion of trollian to wwork wwith on the earth servers too
  49. ▲: a couple gavve me their trolltags
  50. ▼: HOLY SHIT, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TROLLIAN?
  51. ▲: yeah
  52. ▼: HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IT?
  53. ▲: i dont knoww
  54. ▲: its an early vversion though someone sent a link to it
  55. ▼: I'M GUESSING I'LL HAVE TO KICK SOLLUX'S ASS NOW.
  56. ▼: BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW THEY WOULD'VE GOTTEN IT EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.
  57. ▲: yeah
  58. ▲: its kind of wweird to think about
  59. ▲: them wwatchin us
  60. ▼: YEAH IT IS.
  61. ▼: LIKE, CAN THEY WATCH US CREATE THEIR UNIVERSE?
  62. ▼: THAT'D BE A FUCKING TRIP.
  63. ▲: that sounds like itd be the sort a thing thatd bust their thinkpans
  64. ▲: theyre kind a fragile
  65. ▼: MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKED UP.
  66. ▲: yeah
  67. ▲: got dropped on their heads as grubs
  68. ▼: EXACTLY.
  69. ▼: ALRIGHT I'VE DILLY DALLIED ENOUGH, SO I GOTTA ASK, HAVE YOU SEEN TEREZI LATELY?
  70. ▲: no
  71. ▲: wwhy is she okay
  72. ▼: I GUESS SO, SHE WAS WHEN I TALKED TO HER LAST.
  73. ▼: I JUST KIND OF HAVE SOME SHIT I NEED TO TELL HER.
  74. ▲: alright
  75. ▲: ill tell her youre lookin for her if i see her
  76. ▼: COOL. THANKS ERIDAN.
  77. ▼: AND HEY.
  78. ▲: no problem
  79. ▼: THANKS FOR NOT BEING A CREEPY BASTARD FOR ONCE.
  80. ▲: heh
  81. ▲: youre wwelcome
  82. ▼: YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT BAD WHEN YOU'RE BEING NORMAL.
  83. ▲: glub
  84. ▲: thanks
  85. ▲: hey kar
  86. ▼: YEAH?
  87. ▲: if you see an earth pony named fluttershy
  88. ▲: tell her im sorry for the disconnect
  89. ▼: YEAH. I'LL PASS ON THE MESSAGE.
  90. ▲: thanks
  91. ▼: NO PROBLEM MAN.
  92. ▲: seeya kar
  93. ▲: glub
  94. ▼: SEE YOU.
  95. The other user has left
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