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- ▼: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
- ▼: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
- ▲: kar
- ▼: FUCK.
- ▼: IT'S YOU
- ▲: its me
- ▲: yes
- ▼: HI ERIDAN.
- ▲: wwhats up
- ▲: fuckin ovver the humans think pans
- ▼: IT'S FUN MAN, FUCKING WITH THEM.
- ▲: it is
- ▲: wwhen theyre not borin as carp at least
- ▼: YEAH SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY FUCKING LAME.
- ▼: AND TRY TO MAKE REAL CONVERSATION WITH ME.
- ▲: yeah its fuckin ridiculous
- ▼: AND SOME ARE LIKE "OH LETS TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS" NO FUCK THAT.
- ▲: one thought i wwas human
- ▼: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY FEELINGS WITH A HUMAN
- ▼: YEAH SAME HERE.
- ▼: THEY THINK I'M A HUMAN ALL THE TIME.
- ▲: a lot of em mimic my quirk
- ▲: wwhich is kinda annoyin i mean wwhat the hell
- ▼: WOW, REALLY?
- ▲: yeah
- ▼: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
- ▲: they dont evven get it right they end up doublin letters all over the place
- ▲: but earth ponies are pretty fuckin adorable
- ▲: they like parties
- ▼: OKAY, THIS IS WEIRD, BUT MAYBE IT'S RELEVANT.
- ▼: HAVE YOU MET ANY HUMANS THAT KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
- ▲: yeah
- ▼: BESIDES THE ONES WE'VE BEEN TROLLING OF COURSE.
- ▲: yeah
- ▲: those ones are fuckin creepy
- ▼: DO YOU THINK THEY CAN LIKE, SEE US?
- ▲: maybe
- ▲: i mean
- ▼: THAT'S FUCKING DISTURBING.
- ▲: wwe have trollian
- ▲: and just because most of them are fuckin retarded
- ▲: doesnt mean all of them are
- ▼: YEAH, BUT SOLLUX HAS TO ENABLE THAT VIEWPORT SHIT FOR US.
- ▼: I GUESS THEY COULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
- ▲: yeah
- ▲: i mean theyvve got an older vversion of trollian to wwork wwith on the earth servers too
- ▲: a couple gavve me their trolltags
- ▼: HOLY SHIT, THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TROLLIAN?
- ▲: yeah
- ▼: HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IT?
- ▲: i dont knoww
- ▲: its an early vversion though someone sent a link to it
- ▼: I'M GUESSING I'LL HAVE TO KICK SOLLUX'S ASS NOW.
- ▼: BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW THEY WOULD'VE GOTTEN IT EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.
- ▲: yeah
- ▲: its kind of wweird to think about
- ▲: them wwatchin us
- ▼: YEAH IT IS.
- ▼: LIKE, CAN THEY WATCH US CREATE THEIR UNIVERSE?
- ▼: THAT'D BE A FUCKING TRIP.
- ▲: that sounds like itd be the sort a thing thatd bust their thinkpans
- ▲: theyre kind a fragile
- ▼: MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKED UP.
- ▲: yeah
- ▲: got dropped on their heads as grubs
- ▼: EXACTLY.
- ▼: ALRIGHT I'VE DILLY DALLIED ENOUGH, SO I GOTTA ASK, HAVE YOU SEEN TEREZI LATELY?
- ▲: no
- ▲: wwhy is she okay
- ▼: I GUESS SO, SHE WAS WHEN I TALKED TO HER LAST.
- ▼: I JUST KIND OF HAVE SOME SHIT I NEED TO TELL HER.
- ▲: alright
- ▲: ill tell her youre lookin for her if i see her
- ▼: COOL. THANKS ERIDAN.
- ▼: AND HEY.
- ▲: no problem
- ▼: THANKS FOR NOT BEING A CREEPY BASTARD FOR ONCE.
- ▲: heh
- ▲: youre wwelcome
- ▼: YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT BAD WHEN YOU'RE BEING NORMAL.
- ▲: glub
- ▲: thanks
- ▲: hey kar
- ▼: YEAH?
- ▲: if you see an earth pony named fluttershy
- ▲: tell her im sorry for the disconnect
- ▼: YEAH. I'LL PASS ON THE MESSAGE.
- ▲: thanks
- ▼: NO PROBLEM MAN.
- ▲: seeya kar
- ▲: glub
- ▼: SEE YOU.
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