Santa Clause 3 but in Japanese to English

*** Movie: Start ***

Establishment shot: Arctic
INT. ELFEMENTARY SCHOOL

Carol: "Oh well, if Ernard is running 50 miles per hour, the other reindeer flies east at 20 miles an hour, how long does it take 210 miles away?
"Anyone?"

Elves look nervous and one seats in the seats
A precocious elf raises his hand.

"Trish?"

Trish: "Why can not we learn what we want to learn?"

Carol: "What is it like?"

Trish: "Have you changed when you married Santa, had you had to move all the way to Paul and give up your old life?

Carol: "Suspect beyond imagination, but with that a huge thing happened, it changed Santa and me forever."

Trish: "What is it like?"

Carol: "... All right"

*** Please cut into a garment in labor ***

Carol: (screams)

Santa: "Baby Klaus is a way! We need hot water and a lot of runny nose! I think you are SUGARPLUMS! Do not panic! Do not panic!

Curtis and Coco enter with Santa and run.

Santa: "Curtis, the baby came!

Curtis: "Coco, baby will come!"

Coco: "Mrs. Claus, the baby will come!"

Mrs. Claus: "I know!" (Screams terribly)

EXT. Arctic

Diving in Santa's way of charging elf pushing Carol

Santa: "That 's about to leave a mark!

Santa and Gang continue to compete towards Elven Meier, avoiding a variety of strange Cenanians. The screams are not over.

INT. Blow Closed

Everyone has reached an elfirmary and the elves behind are piling up.

Santa: "Everything is okay."

Carol: "Ohio Scott Ohio ..."

Santa: "I am here baby, I am here - where is Dr. His Mouse?

Carol: "Honey, that was a wrong alarm."


The group breathes from the elves

Elf Stra: Again? Did I stop the pedicure for this? "

Various shots other than Arctic, feat. Elves are doing about elves

INT. Santa's office

Carol hums a jingle bell while holding her stomach. Santa carefully reads his list, being illuminated by a fire from the mouth of a chimney like his face. Carol laughs unpleasantly.

Carol: "Jingle - * pft * Jingle Bell ... * pfthah * Scott, Scott will come here! Wait a moment! Scott! C'mere c'mere!"

Santa hesitates to go back and forth between Carol and his list before walking around. Carol sets Santa's hand on the stomach.

Carol: "Did you get ready? Wait for the kick ... jingle bell, jingle bell ..."

There is a sense that the baby kicks with jingle bells over time, but I do not know if this is the truth or not.

Santa: "He is a genius!

Carol: "He?"

Santa: She! She is gorgeous like her mother! With a rhythm like her dad. "

Carol: "Yes ... but it's not an amazing timing, I hope the baby came this afternoon or as we thought it was last week. I am going to be crazy. Meaning, I am really crazy.

Santa: "What you need is a diversion."

Carol: "No, Scott, there are no more gifts! You already have birthstone necklaces, oven mitts, cheese wheels!

Santa: "Well, this is not for you! This is for the baby! I will come back to Ziff.

Carol swings his head and heads to the chimney immediately. Santa rolls a bit and hears a sound that resonates from the chimney

Santa: "Ho ho!" Echo


Chimney makes horrible sounds to stretch inhumanely to make Santa free. Santa leaves the mouth of the chimney and the chimney withdraws as well in a horrible way.

Santa: "It is never old.

Carol laughs a little

Santa: "What do you have for your baby now? Strangely, we have - a baby's bag! And in that baby's bag we have ... Let's see, we are ... "

Santa looks like some pearl string, but it's definitely not something you accidentally consume babies. Carroll should be ashamed with his head confused.

Carol: "Oh ..."

Santa poofs the string to mobile.

Carol: "Oh! Oh, honey it is beautiful! Baby will love it!

Santa (seductively, like a psychopath): "Yeah, it turned like this ... ..."

There is a knock at the door, ruining a wonderful? Family's moment. Santa hurriedly put the cell phone in the bag, put the bag back in the bag, and remove the bag from view. Dr. His Mouse enters.

Carol: "Dr. Hismus, I'm glad you could come.


Hismus: "How are you today, Mrs. Claus?

Carol: "Well, I am worried because my little baby has not come yet ..."


Hismus: "You do not have to worry, your wife.

Enter Curtis and let you know the end of everything? Dr. His mice begins to take Carol 's blood pressure incompetently.

Curtis: "Santa! The production line is set behind the necessary production line immediately to the floor of the workplace!

Santa: "Oh, I can not go down now, it's impossible ... There are still a lot of work to do here mapping the pulley route.

Curtis (List view): "Did you check this list once?

Santa (exasperatingly): I perused it perfectly!

Hismus: "Start with your blood pressure, are you OK?"

Carol becomes a little happy

Curtis: "Please help me, please help me please help me please help me"

Santa appears to be confused as everyone is in this situation.

Curtis: "Please help me please help me please help me please help me please help me please help me please help please help me.

Curtis puts his hands together as Santa is still looking at the gaze of 1000 yards.

Curtis: I have another thing. The legendary people council calls for an emergency meeting.

Santa: "Tonight's North Pole can not go to the board!"

Curtis: "They know that, that's why they came here.

Santa: "Here?"

Curtis: "Here."

Santa: "Where are you?"

Curtis: "In the kitchen."

Santa: "In the kitchen?

Curtis: "Do you have echo here?"

Dr. His mice still can not properly take Carol 's blood pressure.

Carol: "All right, lover, I feel good, much better ..."

Carol began to stand up, Dr. His mouses shrink the balloon behind her.

Santa (through painful tooth): "Sit down!

Carol: "I think I'm going ... I am amazing for the baby, walking, you are here, taking your blood pressure, it is wonderful and what I am under the hall I will go see you. * A deep sigh *

Carol's lamentation shows the arrival of great things.

INT. Main Two Factory

Santa is following Carol. Carol is roaming around at high speed.

Elf Stra: "Can I do anything for you?"

Carol: No, thanks.

Despite her answer, Carol took a necklace of food, tore it ruthlessly and robbed his precious life.

Santa: "Do you need some company, Claus?"

Carol: "Not from you, Klaus."


Santa: "Why?"

Carol: "I fully understand that you can not spend time with me and can not prepare toys.

Santa: "What about you?"

Carol: Of course I will. I hope that you are not delivering ... when I am delivering.

Santa: "I'm not going to make it happen! Carol, I'm not going to go ..."

Santa can quickly distract him from his beloved wife by the elf, a very well-made bike is walking.

Santa: "Nice Chromate Rennie! That works well!

Renee (far): "Thank you, Santa!"

Santa: "Yeah, baby ... yeah ..."

Santa: "* Say something is hard to understand * - Wait for a minute and stop it! Did you see this? A wonderful technology, it is a duck! It falls in three languages!

In spite of Santa's claim, ducks collapse in one language with increasingly aggressive accents. It is regrettable to announce that ducks are racists. Carroll is obviously not impressive, it gets seriously hurt by attempts to actually change Santa's childish theme.

Carol: "A boyfriend can not help me now, it is people I need, uh ... family."

Santa: "Ho ho ho. Family? We are your family, right elf? We are her family, are not you?

Elf's cult (like a trance): "We love you!

Carol: "... a tall family. * Human family.

Santa: "Oh, lover, anything but tears ..."

Carol: "Sorry ... * I am still crying *"

Elf hands handkerchiefs to Carol. This same elf, in turn, kicks Santa. This is not ambiguous. This is the real thing that happens in movies.

Carol: "It is impossible situation, and if I did not want to stay with you, I will return home but I can not do it in both ways"

Santa: "Wait a moment, but I hopefully!"

Carol: "What can I do?"

Santa: "It has both ways, I can go back here.

Carol: Can you do it?

Curtis: "Can you do that?"

Santa: "Carol - I will take your parents here!

Carol: "My parents?"

Curtis: "Her parents are you!

Curtis moved to an elf to enter a battle posture, after which they quickly stacked Santa and made him suffocate. This does not actually happen. Sadly. Instead, elves breathe very quietly.

Curtis: "Sir, SOS?"

Carol: "Sorry"

Curtis: "SOS. The secret of Santa? It could be a disastrous result, the possibility is that the possibility that the secret of the North Pole's true place will be at risk will increase exponentially, and Christmas It will disappear, crush the hope and dreams of the children of the world, and disappear Santa's magical pleasure forever!

Santa (It was deeply disturbed by the explosion of Curtis): "... there is it"

Carol: "He has points, my parents can not keep a secret."

Santa: "It is my fault that I came here to listen to honey and I will do whatever I need to do to do it."

Carol: "Is that so?"

Santa: "Yes ... ... yeah! What do they say about Santa?

Elf 's choir: "He will deliver!

Santa: "Yes!"

Carol: "What's wrong? My parents think that you are a souvenir shop in Canada.

Santa (pensively): "I am going to get rid of this ..."

The camera will zoom in to Santa's ear. We responded that electrons responded to each other and the Canadian image showed almost the same sequence as the brain blast of Nickelodeon's hit TV series "Jimbles Notronbo"

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Answer ... I doubt! How do we try to do this? My dad thinks you are a toy maker (Caaah naaah daah) It is not pronounced as much as possible)

Curtis: "Canada? (Properly pronounced)"

Santa: "Cahnahdah! It's North, in North America, yeah? The vinegar of their French fries, they sit in [unintelligent], watch the hockey game, shoot the pack, dad! Elf! Everyone Grabbing your hammer, brother-in-law is coming! "

INT. kitchen

Elves prepare various sweets, blowing out the oven, while the toy train carries food and crosses. An elf is wearing candy · tin. The legendary council gathers in the room. I can not get a chair when I am a father. He can not sit down. But the easter bunny is allowed to sit, it is an abomination of God. What is Hockey Puck Daddy?

Tooth fairy: "Hey I do not know! Open up, please show me their teeth - that's good!

Chorus: "Hi Tooth Fairy!"

The tooth fairy stares at the awful jaw of the easter bunny. The longer he gazes, the longer he loses his integrity.

Cupid: "If you want to fall in love, open the door! Everyone, Cupid of love! Oh, job work job, it's nice to see!

Chorus: "Hello Cupid!"

Cupid: "Where is the fat boy?"

Santa enters

Santa: "[It is hard to understand], EB, Molaneta ... Sandman. Mother's Nature, Father's Time, Merry Christmas, I am happy to meet you, do you think it is necessary to really hold an emergency meeting I am ready to ride a sled if you know my mean. "(Translator's note:" Take a ride "means Santa" ride a sleigh ") .

Nature: "Santa ... we thought - * Mother Nature turns corrugated cutouts to reveal Jack Frost's nice face and jazz hands - see this.

Santa: "Silver Bell! (Translator's Note: In North Polean culture, Silver Bells is one of the most aggressive languages)

Nature: "I discovered that 230 people were scattered in the shopping mall in the northwest"

Santa (take a seat): "This is ridiculous."

Nature: "Sunman!" Hit the table

Sandman: "I got up, I am awake!

Easter Bunny: "Hey Cupid! Nice Skirt!

Cupid is embarrassing, crossing his legs. Perhaps this means that he is not wearing, oh. Easter bunny laugh like a crazy madman must be detained for life

Mother Nature: "Easter Bunny!"

Easter bunny closes like him. He crosses his head for some reason and listens. He also makes a really terrible fuss.

Nature: "Our first and only order is to discipline against parliamentary Jack Frost.

Jack Frost: "This is what I am talking about now!"

Jack Frost is shaking the shades of some Hellas like a smooth grandma.

Jack Frost: "You love it! I am right, you finally woke up and decided to give me a holiday, Frostmas, of course, is a placeholder. I am widely Opening Frostgrove, July Frost, Frost Hogg Day - The possibilities are endless.

Nature: "Jack. You will be charged 237 counts of Santa's attempted upstaging.You freeze Hawaiian volcanoes, snow in the Amazon, cloud Mexico, and keep all the goose during the winter We sent it to the north! We are in violation of the legal chart of behavioral norm, either intentionally or maliciously!

Jack Frost: "I'm sorry, did you criticize me for skillful and delicious? Guilty as being charged!

Father's time: "Jack, you tell the season, you are not a holiday.

Tooth fairy "You are the best friend, you are not a top-notch man."

Easter Monster (Nasally): "You kill fruit!"

Time: "Agreeing to hang Jack Frost from the legendary council,

Jack Frost: "Wait! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you wait a minute! You need to understand, I have a huge undeveloped possession! But I open every year, every year Act! Mr. Big's setup man!

Santa: "Jack, why do not you let it go?

Jack Frost (talking with Santa): "No, no. You, you, you get a postage stamp! And soda can! And TV special! And an advertisement bulletin board! And a beautiful loving wife! And a toy The army of Jesus Christ to build! What do you get? A bunch of runny nose and dead citrus! "

Santa: "You know Jack ..."

Santa pulls up at the table, shrinks the neck of Jack Frost to his chest, and makes him look like a reptile.

Santa: "It is not my picnic! Because of our production problems, the entire continent may go without toys this year! That's right! And above that, this year's secret · Oh, the boy is obligation of in-law, Mr. and Missus feel bad whenever I turn, come to the North Pole, they are in the North Pole It should not be, so I have to solve it, and on top of it I was anxious about being a little father, because I was not! Everything is good It is the first time!

Santa is sitting.

Maternity: "Oh, Santa did not understand ..."

Jack Frost: "Oh, Santa. I am sorry ..."

Cupid: "It would probably go to the escape clause if I was in red clothes"

Santa: "Oh, the escape phrase will be too extreme, really.

Jack Frost: "Escape clause? What happened?"

Time: "If you attend the meeting after a while, do you know?"

Jack Frost (sassily): "I can handle time but I can not grow my hair. Legend? I do not think so.

Easter Bunny: "Aaa"

Santa: "Look, I have not awakened the escape phrase, I promised, I will deliver the toys, and when my wife delivers that baby I will be there!

Jack Frost: "Let me help you"

Father's time: "You did it enough.

Jack Frost: "Nonono: How about a community service instead of a suspension? I can lend a hand, make a boy's toy, wrap some gifts, if you are with a heavy man here If not, he says a word, please, Santa. I know that I do not deserve another occasion, but I am asking you one.

Santa: "Well, you do not want to interrupt, give another chance." But you must be Jack Frost of all trades.You also need to listen to the elves. You are your boss, and if there is one, is there one ice stone off? You have gone.

Jack Frost: "I will not let you down."

Santa dressed in Mother Nature, accepting Jack Frost's offer and chasing himself for the rest of the movie.

Nature: "Motion carry!"

EXT. EXES 'HOUSE, NIGHT

Santa's stuffed animal approaches the sky of the night and receives the magic power of the fart of Tonaca. Reindeers fight each other and spit.

Santa: "Do you save the boy for the stable, you look down there, they got a new roof and it's a cake!

The sled will settle downwards with a direct collision course with exes' house. If Santa acted immediately afterwards, the rubble that stood up once had been piled up.

INT. Exhaust House

Lucy: "There are absolutely no scratches here!

Laura: "Lucy! Coat!"

EXT. Exhaust House

Reindeer's fart. box office. Everyone laughs except me. And me. We are suffering.

Santa: "Hello comet, will we go easy with Alfalfa next time we fly?

The reindeer is angry again. People will laugh again. We suffer further. We, why are you here? Just suffer?

Lucy stretches his arms in a hugging posture and heads to Santa. All 5 miles radius snowman began to melt. When I contacted Santa, Lucy 's power increased rapidly, invalidating the city' s emergency response service, causing a blackout, causing people to complain that they can not watch TV as closer to Christmas. Immediately, the city's auxiliary nuclear power generation turns on, and life recovers normally.

Lucy: "Is it all warm?"

Santa: "Like magic! You have the warmest embrace in the world.

Lucy (to reindeer): "Hello comet! I missed you so much! Hello!

Laura: "A few days early, is that so? When is that baby?"

Santa: "Na, there were lots to talk about ... Heya Neil! It's a good looking ... It's the best sweater ..."

Neil: "It's a reversible!"

Neil turns his best up and shows the interior. He does not show the breasts of his chest, but he believes in us, he is there. He is chopped down so much. He has eight packs.

Santa: "Sounds pretty!"

Laura: "Lucy! Get out of my way!"

Everyone comes back inside. For good measures, the comet will throw at the end once, Rusi escapes most of the explosion zone, avoiding certain deaths. The audience laughs again. We are, on the other hand, dead, we can smell bad smell. That's terrible. Help me. That is really bad.

INT. Exhaust House

Everyone is sitting in the living room. I suppose Santa gave Lucy a snow glove. Her 12th.

Santa: "Looking at it, it is snowing in Hawaii!"

Lucy: "Yeah, not Charlie's magic, but I love it, and now do I have twelve people?"

Santa: "You know, I have pretty much a snow glove collection.

Lucy does not react to this remark at first sight what she is doing.

Santa: "Yes, how is Daniel doing?

Charlie: "Good, thanks for letting us go to snowboard with her and her parents for Christmas"

Santa: "You are a big welcome ... Hey ... I brought something.

Santa gets up and walks to his magical bag

Santa: "A little thing ... Woo boy, what's confusing here?"

Santa enters the bag, brings some stock sound effects to the world, and reveals the fact that he contains living elephants. Someone calls PETA. He withdraws a decent size snowboard.

Santa: "I stepped in behind the wheelbarrow."

Charlie: "Dad! It is wonderful! Wow, this is beautiful.

Neil: "It was not a car.

Lucy stabs her head in her bag and tries to smother himself. It will fail.

Laura: "Lucy? What is your boyfriend, what are you doing?"

Santa: "Hey, hey, come out of the bag there."

Lucy: "Why will not I fall within?"

Santa: "Well, there are lots of practice!

Lucy: "I wish I could come to the North Pole with you. I can help Carroll a lot and she loves me."

Laura: "That's true ... and hey! Maybe ... I should be there for Carol, I mean another mom! I can help!

Santa: "Girls! I have a complete sleigh! You understand my situation.

Neil: "Please wait for Scott for a moment, stop the moment and take the emotional inventory"

The whole family meditates except Charlie who is the only sanny man. He is looking into Santa's shoulder with anger expression.

Neil: "Let's see what you are doing as a uncle from a treatment perspective, Charlie went to Paul, your new baby was born in Paul, Scott is also a member of this family. And if you severely eliminate her from this formative experience ... you can hurt her life.

Lucy nods as solemnly as if he bought what Neil is trying to attract and dog's eyes resemble the dog most.

Neil: "And her parents! Who is the one who has to bring her along a long journey?

Santa (shake his finger): "Oh.

Lucy: "Would you please Grandpa? Can I also come to the Arctic?"

My family's puppy's eyes continue

Lucy (quietly): "How?"

Santa gives up. Probably for the best, movie resolution may occur.

*** Become small cut ***

EXT. Independence Day of Canada (?)

If you get a mini montage (?) Of all elves doing to disguise the North Pole in Canada, the world's most troubling songs will be played. To be honest, it is probably pretty convincing if Canada is not really the real place to exist. Unfortunately, Canada is real and the North Pole does not look like Canada. I am watching Jack Frost signing up. His hammer is not in contact with the nails, so he is doing the work of shit in it.

Jack Frost: "Oh, it's badly good, everyone did it!

The signs broke up into thousands of things, so that Curtis and some elf strass were seen in fear. It is because a beautiful work has fallen into the hands of a madman who can not take care of anything

Jack Frost (disappointed and looking at the elves): "What did you do? Does it intend to clean themselves? I do not think so. Quickly, quickly ..."

When the worst characters of the movie appear in his stupid jet ski, the elves will move on to action.

Jack Frost: "Curtis, I have not seen anything that can not be seen secretly, what happened?

Curtis: "I do not have your ski wax at all.

Jack Frost: "I do not need to be nippy, I will not blame the big human who did the thing about escape hatch with all the stress so far"

Curtis: "Escape Phrase" ...

Jack Frost: "Yes. Little elf woman! ONE COCOA POR FAVOR."

Elfstra (off screen): "RIGHT AWAY!"

Jack Frost: "Thank you. Anyway, how does the escape clause work?

Curtis: "I'm sorry, it has been classified, the Elfland Safety Act."

Jack Frost: "That's what I say"

Curtis does not know what Jack Frost is doing, but he did not know because IQ had a negative 78 first. Fat You Curtis.

Jack Frost: "If I do not know anything, I do not need to be embarrassed, I have perfect implications and I really know that only big people are important"

Curtis: "For your information, I am now Elf Number 1."

Jack Frost: "Woo!

Curtis: "... I know all that I know about snow glove halls!

Jack Frost: "Well, everyone knows about the hall of the snow glove, it is not special."

Curtis: "Not special!"

Curtis looks down on noting that he just evoked his disgusting screams to all the elves in the entire North Pole.

Curtis: "Not special? It's the world's most secret, hash hash, a wonderful place! It's a place where all Santa in history holds his own snow glove, which in a special case If not, how can you say?

Jack Frost: "That's not the case, unless you do not know what is involved with the escape phrase, it's obviously not the case, I'm sure Santa does not trust you."

Curtis is angrily visible, picks up a bunch of snow, and makes a snowman. I hope to hit Jacques Frost's face, but considering that he is an ice elemental, I will recover the HP by absorbing the attack.

Curtis: "Listen here, Frostface"

Curtis points to a snowman, afterwards it is a stupid face.

Curtis: "Secret Santa Snow Glove ... Santa!

Curtis surprisingly does not crush it with his lazy oily hand, places his dirty little mitt on the snowman and treats it like some Holy Grail of God. His eyes come back to my head as expected from its faint devil.

Curtis: "I never thought I'd become Santa, Bush!

Curtis turns like a person turning around.

Jack Frost: "Wait, wait a minute, what is this?

Curtis: "This is the part that I am carrying through time and everything returns to its original state so that I will never be Santa.

Jack Frost nods, receives a snowman from Curtis, and tries to understand.

Jack Frost: "I will get a snow glove. I will reach out to that ... Tell the language ... And who is? Start of work: Santa Claus!

Jack Frost is doing exaggerated hand movements during his speech of understanding, but at that time he would have knocked Little Elf Woman if he got over Little Elf Woman.

Curtis: "I said I knew everything.

Jack Frost: "Wow, I have never thought of a dream and I have a good relationship with the elves at the altitude.I need someday to have a party at Gstaado at my condo.It is fun ... tell me Anyway how do you get into the snow globe hall?

Curtis: "Sorry, Jack. Now it is classified.

Jack Frost: "I know that. Elves. Number. 1."

Jack Frost repeatedly fingers Curtis with your fingers as if trying to imply playfulness. As Jackie Frost plays a snowman, Curtis takes a jet ski a long way and gives a laugh before moving an ominous plan to ruin Santa's life.

INT. In Rouse's Garage

Santa who is not a sandman and his friend Sandy is walking on the sidewalk toward the garage. There, Bud is polishing the door with sand. Sandman looks sleepy as usual. Wait, not a sandman. Sandy. He is now Sandy.

Santa: "Does Did'ya have a deeply dreamed one?

Sandman: "I got it."

Santa: "Well, it's really important that they dream about being on a nice airplane to Cahnahdah and get absorbed.

Sandman: "I am participating in the program, I might be sleepy, but I am not stupid"

Santa: "Yup, take a hat"

Sandman: "I smell without a hat."

Santa shot a horrible face to eat food at Sandman. If this is an anime, both Santa and Sandman will summon the stands because the characters being threatened around them are displayed.

Sandman: "All right"

Santa: "Dad.

We see a man standing on a door where the body is not obstructed. Is it an accurate description? anything. Because it is the best character in the movie, bud, nobody cares. That's bad.

Bad, (laughing, obviously very angry): "Well, Scott Calvin. When I breathe and live. It is a good thing that you called, otherwise I remembered you I do not know.

Santa: "Yeah, well ... it's me ... Good old Scott Calvin.

Bud (make a beard like gesture): "You look a little like the time of my father.

Sandman: "He does not look like his father's time"

Santa (to nervousness): "Yes, yeah ..."

Santa "cuts out" to Sandman and rotates his eyes. In the bud "Sandy" is trying to show that he is just a foolish person. There is little that he knows. With that one slip-up, Bud already understands his overall deception and is simply playing. Bud is already growing very strongly.

Santa: "That's a wonderful door."

Bad: "Well, thank you, it was a bit sticky, but it looks like a baby's butt, so let's feel it.

Santa: "Oh, why, yeah, how are they very much alike.

Santa gently strokes the attractive hand over the door while seeing how many hands he can escape before noticing an attractive thing on the door.

Bud: "Who is your friend?"

Santa: "Ss ... sssSandy. This is my companion, he will take us to the airport."

Bad: (Surprised): "Associate ... Wow. Business is booming.

Santa: "I am as busy as usual"

Bud: "Because you are busy, can not you bring your daughter soon, can not you visit your mother and father for a while?

Bud's wife, Silvia, got into the scene, soon forget all the tensions, and if you stand there standing buds there, it will be troublesome.

Sylvia: "Scott! Oh, it is nice to meet you!

They embrace each other. Is it a heart-warming family's moment?

Santa: "You too are Sylvia,"

Sylvia (Move to Sandy): "... and your friends"

Sandman: "Sandy"

Sandman approaches handshake to try as a casual and cool thing and play a game

Sylvia: "Sandy ... Nice to meet you. Do you know how exciting we are getting your phone? We have only a few, each one is special ... Oh Goodbye! You have pneumonia here I will catch you, Come on!

*** Fade wipe ***

INT. In House House

Sylvia: "It's amazing to be here!"

Regarding the size of a small baby, Sandman points to a somewhat roughly decorated Christmas tree, but I completely ignore the swan garbage that lives in a house decorated as a decorative item.

Sandman: "Celebration"

Santa: "Easy ..."

Sylvia: "Please, please sit down"

Santa: "Oh noon, because we are in a hurry, I just suggest you to get your bag and pop up by car.

Sylvia (awkwardly, this whole scene is as follows): "Well, I'm almost stuffed up.

Santa: "That's great!

Bud: "Just throw some of my underwear in the bag, we do not go to the North Pole.

Sandman laughs awkwardly when Santa tries to set him down from his "Deep Dreaming Stuff".

Sylvia: "It's cold in Canada, do you remember when you went to Yosemite?"

Bud: "Oh, I will go here, Yosemite.

Sylvia: "I was frozen and there was a bear.

Bud: "How do you know? You never left the lodge.

Sylvia: "I never froze, so I never left the lodge.

Bad: "Did you have a bear?"

Sylvia: "Yes! It has frozen!"

Bad: "Did you have a bear?"

Sylvia: "Yes, it was frozen weather! (Darling)"

"If I understand this, could not you enjoy traveling to Yosemite?

Syliva: "You heard me!

Bad: "Yeah! I heard you!"

Sandman: "POOOOOOOOF"

As Santa is suffering and sorrowful by Santa, he blows away the magical powder of deep dreams of in-law so that Sylvia soon falls asleep and puts a bad stagger to sleep for a moment but will likely fall asleep later Become. trust me.

Sandman: "What?"

Santa: "What part of our plan was not clear?" Let's sleep when they get on the car! "

Sandman: "I could not hear Yosemite's story anymore."

Santa: "Let's figure out how to get on the car ... Sandman, what are you doing, Sandman!

When Santa begins to click his finger severely, he strokes the sofa on which he lies, falls asleep, and gradually makes each click faster.

Everyone except Tim Allen is asleep.

Santa: "Oh, now I will bag his underwear"

Santa looks around in the trouble. His eyes are headed to all the members who are sleeping in his rough misfit group.

*** SMASH CUT ***

EXT. Modern Canadian Christmas tree in Canada, Canada

There are lots of large-scale genuine Canadian Christmas trees lined up. Carol can finally strike a nail to check one of them, probably purchase it and put the final nail into the coffin of his extended family relationship. There is a story of the devil, Jack Frost. He is hiding on a slippery reptile-like tree.

Jack Frost: "Hey, C! What are you doing now?"

Carol: "Oh ... Hello, Jack ... I am trying to pick trees that the whole family loves.

Jack Frost: "Oh ... family. You can not imagine how difficult it is, I must keep such a big secret from your people.

Carol: "Yeah, you do not understand."

Jack Frost: "Yeah, I'm sure you gave up on your old creatures and are scattered all the way to the North Pole and I'm sure they are totally worth it, even one iota is not even a sight of regret."

Carol: "No"

Jack Frost: "Yeah ... well, please look at it.A slightly sad, perhaps neglected.I need a little something care for kind love, nobody cares ..."

Carol (not on Jack Frost as it appears in the tree first): "... It is perfect. I will provide you all the TLC you need, you know, Scott is with me I love to decorate trees, he always insists putting a tree topper on myself.

Santa's sound and his sled coming back home sounds far away

Carol: "Gass! They came!"

Jack Frost: "Oh yeah, this is very exciting."

Jack 's early smile changes to misery of contempt. Santa plays a hot rod. Neil and Laura (and Lucy?) Play the roller coaster arm. They have not taken any pictures other than movie photographers.

Lucy: "I am here! I can not believe it, I am really here!

Carol: "Lucy! How wonderful a surprise! I did not know you were coming.

Lucy: "Uncle Scott brought me!

Two people hug. Even if you write this sentence for this bitter goblin, it really warms you. Unfortunately, it is about to be destroyed.

Neil: "I tried!"

Yes, there is it.

Carol: "Hey! Hello! Hey! Oh, it is tall people! You are not not tall.

Neil and Laura, a clumsy chorus: "SURPRISE!"

Laura: "Oh, you look amazing, you are shining!

Neil: "This is wonderful!

Carol: "What did my parents think?"

Laura: "You know, they slept on the whole journey!"

Neil: "Can I see the workshop?"

Carol: "Yes, yes! Go ahead - OH WAIT WAIT WAIT! Do you know that my mum and dad can not know that we are in the Santa workshop in the Arctic?

Neil: "Well, where are you thinking?"

*** SMASH CUT ***

Awesome elf chorus: "Welcome to Canada! EEEEEEEHH?

Bad and Silvia wake up in the middle of a crowd of dreadful actors. Perhaps Santa, who saw them when they were asleep, is there.

Bud: "Oh, what a strange flight ..."

Sylvia: "It was like a dream ... and a wonderful meal.

Bud: "Did they eat you? I put four nuts in the pouch, and we sat on the coach!

Sylvia: "It was a first class! I have to sit next to Tony Bennett."

Carol: "Mom! Dad!

My family hugs. My heart warms. This is also about to ruin.

Sylvia: "Oh, I'm very happy to see you love it!

Carol: "I am very happy to see mother, Mama"

Sylvia: "And we are convinced that there is perfectly good reason to stop us from your life.

There is it.

*** SMASH CUT ***

INT. Main Two Factory

Because the elves are distracted from the very important work by the presence of someone over 4 feet, the family Santa side is walking along the catwalk.

Neil: "That is wonderful!"

Lucy: "Killer!

Curtis: "Remember now! You are welcome, but please do not touch something or interfere with the process of raising consciousness!

Neil: "I will make her not come in anything.

Lucy: "Look! Kobi magic pandas and accessories!

Lucy quickly jumps far away and can never be seen again.

Neil: "Lucy!

Neil stands out and distracts from off-screen trains

Neil: "WOAH! TRAIN!

Neil also jumps far away and can never be seen again.

Laura: "I am just making dooOoOLL !!!"

Roller violently shakes Curtis, gives a minor concussion, demolishes him enough time to forget that he is to oversee his visitors.

INT. TOY FACTORY ELSEWHERE

Jacques Frost acts naturally, ignores the terms of the agreement with the Council very clearly, walks in the elf, and attempts to interrupt work as much as possible.

Jack Frost: "Wow, good work. Bang bang."

Elf has multiple tumors in Jack Frost, and it seems desperately to see a doctor.

Jack Frost: "Wroaaaagh. Is not it fun? ... rapidly, workers get faster"

Jack Frost approaches a set of double doors leading to a small back room.

Jack Frost: "Snow Grove Hall of Fame, probably?"

INT. Toy factory closed

Jack Frost: "What's wrong?"

Jack Frost opens the bean closet. There are many beans. Not only Jolie Juice but we are not wondering what Jolly Juice is. Red Bull has some obvious product placement cans.

Jack Frost: "It is a lot of beans, how many beans can he eat? Oh !!!!"

Lucy: "Who are you?"

Jack Frost: "Who are you? You do not resemble one of the red man 's boat, especially, what happened?

Lucy: "I am Lucy, Scott is my uncle.

Jack Frost: "Oh! I am Frost, Jack Frost.

Lucy: "Who?"

Jack Frost: "Jack, frost, jackfrost, legendary figure, ring the bell?

Lucy: "No, but I know about tooth fairies! And Sandman! And Easter Bunny!

Jack Frost: "Butcher knows about me! I am also a legendary man! With huge power, with my own right!

Lucy: "All right! Chill!"

Jack Frost: "I have committed a crime!

Jackfrost seems like he is about to cry. Lucy is also so.

Jack Frost: "... I'm sorry ... Hey ... would you like to be one of my elves?"

Lucy: "Yeah ... no? ... Hello Mom?"

After Lucy listens, Jack Frost ridicule and remains impressive.

Jack Frost: "Woo, no ..."

EXT. CAHNAHDAH

Claus' s brother - in - law and Mrs. Claus are walking around and looking pretty cowardly at the elves. I thought that someone was deeply angry like me, but elf has no sense of self-worth, so I think it will work. Canadian national anthem is playing

Sylvia: "A nice little village ... everyone is here ... petit.

Bad: "No, Tom Cruise is petit, these people are short, what is the contract with them?"

Santa: "Oh, have you ever been to Canada?

Bud: "No, it's too fur, we went to Rod Chester in New York and visited my sister.

Santa: "It's a nice place, is not it Canada?"

Bud: "No"

Santa: "Well ... this is .... It's like a Canadian.

Bud takes a long pause to understand what he said that he was not sensitive to Canadians.

Bud (disappointed): Oh.

*** Fade wipe ***

INT. Toy factory main area

Neil is sitting with a group of elves.

Neil: "Sadly, let go of all these packages.Please understand that you are enough and breathe.

A lot of disturbing close-ups will happen and all the elves' faces will show up. They are completely shiny too. The cosmetics department applied too much glitter. why. This is horrible.

Neil: "Remember it now, I am not always around you! Stress can reduce your life by hundreds of years, a hundred people!

*** Christmas tree wipe ***

INT. Toy factory Horaceway

The brother-in-law will continue the tour, but Curtis alone leaves exes and Jack Frost completely unattended in the workshop at the most important time of year, like his tail. It is "the most wonderful time of the year" play.

Bad: "You take Christmas very seriously."

Santa: "This is the most wonderful time of the year" (translator's note: Santa is saying this at the same time as background music)

Bad meat: "That's right!"

Sylvia: "Oh, honey, just stop it? It's not that you can not enjoy it just because you are not at Christmas"

Bad: "Well, the children are not going to enjoy toys this year, this thing should have been in the store several weeks ago!

Santa: "Oh, do not worry - there is a unique distribution system here"

Bud (apparently joking): "Well, in order to deliver such things, we will have to freeze our time"

Curtis: "Please trust me, it is easy to operate the space-time continuum for one night's global delivery"

Bud: "Who are you?"

Curtis: "Curtis ... ... yeah?

Santa: "... Who probably?"

INT. TOY factory list area

Elves who are in charge of the list are doing the job, so of course it can not be done. Jack Frost is really ready to shit for everyone this time.

Jack Frost: "Hey, everyone! There is exciting news that puts a little spring on your Elfen steps, Santa really says you want you to take a break.Yes, with your little name, it is a muggy lounge There is a cocoa bat, it is a fascinating blend of complete and abundant cocoa, just a vanilla offer .... Please get there and there is your name! It is fun!

Elf, of course, is jealous of Jack Frost and his deceit. Jack Frost proving his huge power slowly exceeds the x1 million of knobs on the wrist machine, cutting it off the machine and dropping it on a cup of cocoa.

Jack Frost: "Yada Dada Da Furum ..."

*** Fade wipe ***

Jack Frost: "A sweet daddy and a warm tummy, a luxurious blend of cinnamon and orange essence flowing, the taste buds go crazy.

Everything else is very excited. Both Cocoa and Jack Frost himself. They all leave the post so long that Jackfrost can breathe in gear.

INT. Factory kitchen

I think Santa and Lawyer and Carol are also there. They walk in the kitchen and they are amazed by their size.

Sylvia: "Look at this kitchen! Oh!"

Bud: "Look at the size of that oven! You could make wool mammoth there!"

Santa: "Nobody came and let's go get something!"

Bud: "You caressed us, why are you a secret?

Santa: "Secret! I do not have a secret! Why do I have a secret with my family?

Jack frost enters

Jack Frost: "Oh, for heaven, you must be a lawyer! I am very happy to see you!

Jack Frost kisses Sylvia's hand and informs Bud when his marriage ends soon.

Jack Frost: "Hello"

Santa: "Oh, Bud, Sylvia, this is ..."

Jack Frost: Jack Frost.

Santa: "No! Jack Frost, not he is playing Jack Frost ... Ippy · It · Canada · Parade!

Jack Frost (giving the Canadians the best impression): "Oh, of course! In order to bring cold support to workers! Is I kinda like a team mascot? Lara!

Bud: "Who is your hair?"

Jack Frost: "Do you like it? Oh ... I will freeze it."

Curtis: "Sir! Can I borrow you at once?"

Santa: "Yeah, for sure, wait a moment."

The two sorts make wild gestures with each other. They will return to the rest of the family.

Santa: "We have problems with small papers.

Jack Frost: "You will go soon! I will make sure that everyone is happy like a fool, is that the reason I am here? Cocoasinos, who?

INT. TOY factory list area again

There are some problems in document preparation. Santa is in the middle of the list and the mountains of the elves and is desperately trying to judge what went wrong. Curtis is also there, further strengthening the idea that being Elf Number 1 is ineligible.

Santa: "What do you have, what do you do?"

Curtis: "I do not know the teacher, we are still trying to evaluate here!

Elfstra: "Someone will let me out of here!"

Santa: "There are cascading obstacles on your motherboard!

Curtis: "What?"

Santa is trying (with pressure to calm down): "You need a solder gun so you need to change the route -

Elf Stra: "I can not see! I can not see!"

Santa: "You need scissors here! I am out to help electricity!

The machine sparks and all the elves are stacked together and purchase one out of stock sound effect with a lower refund than the minimum wage salary that Santa pays.

INT. Erotic kitchen scene

???? Jack Frost makes cocoa wisely. He walked across the kitchen and eventually met the elf who pushed a cart full of cake barrels.

Jack Frost: "Oh, let's do it ..."

Jack Frost pushes the cart very much in front of the elf. They fall over and are cheerful.

Jack Frost: "Oh! How does such a thing happen?

Jack Frost went on to the table where Sylvia sits and expects that the marriage between Bird and Sylvia will recover as before.

Jack Frost: "Cocoa Quinos, who?

Sylvia: "Oh, yes!

Jack Frost: "Oh, I will get this chair for you ... go there, it is not nice."

Sylvia? Jack Frost? Dismay: something about something

Jack Frost: "Oh, that is my recipe."

Sylvia: "Min ... Mint.

Jack Frost: "Will not you make me feel fresh?"

Sylvia: "Oh, yes!

Jack Frost: "Oh, I love your hair."

Sylvia: "Oh, I love you!

Jack Frost: "Oh, you are so adorable ... You are a sacred little kitten, you!

Jack Frost does not know the difference between a cat and a dog.

Jack Frost: "You will sing, too"

Sylvia: "Oh, nonono ..."

Jack Frost: "Oh, now"

Sylvia pinches her finger a bit and laughs as if he admits this troublesome romantic advance.

Sylvia: "Here, even a little"

Jack Frost: "Why ...? Roasted chestnut on open fire ...?"

Sylvia: "Are you sandwiching Jack Frost with your nose?"

Jack Frost: "Oh, that gives me chills!

Sylvia: "Yuletide Carol, singing -"

Jack Frost: "No, no, please go back to another line.

Sylvia (to nervousness): "? With your nose Jack, Jackie, Frost, Nipping?

Jack Frost: "Oh, what a lyrics!

Sylvia: "Jack Frost, your nose's nippen ...?"

Carol: "What's going on here?"

Jack Frost: "Your mother is Fabri!

Silvia, like a girl and a girl, is very excited about this, pinching Jacques Frost's nose and getting excited. It is a very troubling scene and I hope to be able to purify it from my memory. Can anyone do it for me? Please?

Jack Frost: "... Wild Eye Wikito Bott"

Sylvia: "Huh"

Jack Frost: "You heard me.

As if God's acts, the oven will explode into the fire, making this whole awkward.

Bud: "HEADS UP! Warning! We are in a dangerous situation here! Back off! Do not breathe! Do not breathe it!

Bud ejects his toothpaste gun in an oven and covers it with a thick, sturdy paint. It will not move.

Bud: "What's wrong with you? We were one inch away from the arcade don!

Jack Frost: "I will become a mop!"

Everyone congratulates Bud for a successful job. For Bud, this is simply Sunday. After all, he is prepared for all things.

Bud (hiking pants with pride): "I had to do it ... I had to do it"

exes goes into ignorance.

Neil: "Everyone Hello! Hey! You are awake!

Bad: "Waking up?

Carol: "Mom, Dad, this is Scott's ex-wife Laura and her husband Neil and her daughter Lucy, they came here to join us for Christmas, is it okay?

Sylvia: "If Scott is close to the former wife, I think it will not be incredibly threatened, I am convinced that it is a wonderful thing."

Santa also enters ignorance.

Santa: "Hello everyone, what's wrong?"

Jack Frost comes back with a cute little mop.

Jack Frost: "Oh, nothing! Except that your in-law does not tell you that your wife was having a Christmas with you!

Bad: "More secret?"

Cocoa Machine Explodes like a movie by Michael Bay. It may not be violent, but I would like to do so. At some point Jacques Frost let it freeze. We did not say that sexual tension is more important.

Bud: "I can not do anything with this joint!"

Jack Frost: "If you think this is something, you should see the delivery room!

Bad: "Is there a problem? I want to see the delivery room!"

Sylvia: "What?"

Santa looks back on the bud and Bud gives him a glimpse of "going pretty much" to let him know that his shit is over

INT. Blow Closed

The whole gang is in a cramped delivery room currently undergoing refurbishment.

Bad: "Is this a delivery room?"

Santa: "This is a delivery room!"

Bad: "This is not a delivery room! This is a disaster area! How is the kitchen and oven bigger than the delivery room?

Santa: "This is a toy factory-wide hospital!"

Bad: "How is that, Shiru? Our grandchildren are born in the closet of a broom of a Canadian toy factory! Lover, you can be honest with us, do not be afraid Is she held here against your will?

Carol: "Dad, me -"

Elf with bag: "Look a little!"

Sylvia: "Do you have a doctor here too?"

Santa: "Yes, there is a doctor, here is a doctor."

Dr. Hismus exploded in the room, as if he were waiting outside the whole body, I changed my mind.

Dr. Hismus: "Hello I am a doctor's hurray! Are you glad to see you?

Sylvia: "Is this a doctor?"

Santa: "Yes! Very good doctor!"

Dr. Hismus begins to stroke Dr. Hismus as if he believes that Dr. Hismus exists as if there is a distrust of Dr. Hismus. I will not. He is not a good doctor. I do not think that I understand the mechanism of human birth. Someone tells this teen elf a way of human beings.

Wood elves: "Heavy trees come!"

Santa: "What are you doing with the timber here? Why do you have wood here now?

Bud: "That's it! I am taking over this project!

Sylvia: "No, no, do not make a fool! Let the little Canadian do it!

Bud: Someone got me an apron and a hammer!

Santa: "Let's get an apron and a hammer!

It will take about 1.7 seconds before the light goes off and the bud changes to an apron and a hammer, but it has not been given yet.

Sylvia: What happened?

Elf (via Intercom): "Toy factory emergency! Urgent!

Santa: "I'll be back in two hours.

The light flickers, Bud suddenly has an apron and a hammer, but he actually had the second thing the light went out. He must have opened console menus and created them.

Bad: "Okay! Let's go to work!"

Bat strikes a hammer on a tree, it makes a metal striking sound, he sees a hammer as if it has. Regular hammers did not do this. Who has metal wood? Santa I am calling you here.

INT. Toy Factory

Rain falling from heaven. Santa and some other elves try to catch the bears, but their efforts are wasted as the ground is packed in them.

Santa: "We must make these bears softer! This is a good way to look out!

fire. Maybe.

Santa: "Where are you?"

Flame Elves enter with movement with minimal urgency

Santa: "Stand behind a boy, let the experts do it!

Fire elf (not urgent): "Please stand low and hit the bottom of the flame.

The Fire Elf fires a toothpaste gun at the base of the flame. Fire elves need retraining. Santa launch them now. While you have a chance.

Curtis: "Sir! SIR!"

Santa: "Curtis, Curtis, stop! My institution is broken, Christmas is tomorrow, all the children of the world teach that I can not get what they are seeking because I failed If you do, please do not do it! We can not make another bad news.

Curtis: "Well, it's good news."

Santa: "What?"

Curtis: "Your pants are by the fire"

Quick cut shows that Santa's ass is in the fire.

Santa: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

Curtis: "Captain!

Captain Elf? : "I am a comet on it!

A Captain of the Captain Elf of Flames will blow away toothpaste at the back waiting for Santa. Santa cries out enchantively

Jack Frost: "Oh, what can I do?"

Santa: "Yeah, why not put a coldness on my bottom for me?

Jacques Frost considers it, but just thinking that his mouth is near Santa's back, he dislikes leaving a word.

Santa: "Well, how about you going to a nice place and a nice place and helping elves clean it?

Jack Frost takes away Curtis and falls into a false emergency. Although he is doing cleaning work. So, perhaps it is fake real urgency. Do you know.

Santa: "Grenda, give me a status report!

Glenda: "The feet of the iron board burned!

Santa: "Oh, would you let me see you?"

Elf: "Only wheels remain on wooden tracks!"

Santa: "Oh ... I liked the toy.

Elf: "The fountain of Pogo is melting!"

Santa: "Oh, that was my favorite!"

Elf: "The rocket is fragmentary, but the launch motor is intact"

Santa: "Is the motor intact? C'mere, I think I have an idea."

Does Santa accelerate the time around him and give him the illusion that he is working faster than he actually is in his position? A pleasure to the world? . Elves will be five years old in this process.

Santa: "Jet powered scooter board!

Elven + Lucy, which has not become outdated yet, praises that he made a toy and succeeded. One toy. One toy. Christmas will be preserved.

Jack Frost: "Wow, you were wonderful, are not you wondering something?"

Santa: "You do not sweat small things, Jack ... Issues at work, that is a challenge, is it a problem at home? That is a problem.

Santa, you just gave your secret weakness to Danbus, you jackfrost. In addition to oblivion to the essentially trusting nature and obvious disturbances you know, weaknesses.

Lucy: "Scott's uncle, Uncle Scott, this was the most wonderful thing I saw in the whole world!

Santa: "Wait ... were not you worried?"

Lucy: "It's not a moment, my uncle Scott, do you know what I missed?

Santa: "Well ... No"

Lucy: "Your snow glove collection!

Jackfrost seems to shiver at the moment of this family's bond and can barely embrace his excitement in the prospect of his plan to ultimately lead to fruition.

Santa: "You can see it ... if you could catch me!

Santa escapes as if she ran away from prison.

Santa: "The last piece is matte ham!

INT. Vending machine of vending machine

Santa: "Because this is a very secret code, please do not see what I am doing now.

Lucy: "Oh, you, Scott's uncle!

Santa: "That is ...! Very secret!

Santa twists a knob, pushes it back in 1 second and shamelessly drops Red Bull onto the camera, so finish the final exam at Adam Sandler's Product Placement School.

Santa: "Oh, look at the appearance! * Laugh *"

Lucy: "Hi, Where are you?"

Santa: "Well, I said you have a pretty good collection of snow gloves, this is a snow glove hall.

Lucy: "This is so beautiful, Uncle Scott.

Santa: "It's all Santa Grove of all Santa ever been, and this is it mine."

Santa points to the only embarrassing CGI glove in the pedestal's room. It's still pretty cool.

Santa: "I'm a bit part of myself, it's getting snowing and watching! ... yeah, there is a nice collection, but it's too bad that I do not have something like you .. .this!

Santa draws the snow glove in a small snowman and miniature Lucy. That is not a terrible thing at all. Where did she come from? Where did Santa get Minoirthia? I am worried that he has a miniature of all children he exists.

Lucy: "That's me ...!"

She hugs a snowman.

Lucy: "Embrace the snowman!

It turns pink.

Lucy: "Oh! It turns pink!

Santa: "I told you that your warm embrace is magical!

Lucy: "I am grateful to my present, Santa."

Santa: "Oh, that's okay. Well look like this! One down, go two points 6 billion.

Jack Frost enters the other two to leave and does Jack Frost's work.

INT. Santa's office

While decorating the Christmas tree, everyone laughed and became a happy family. I definitely will not defile this good mood that is going on here. No. No one can come during this strange example of a happy family.

Laura: "While I am here, would you like me to put the tree on?"

Carol: "Should I save for Scott? He always puts the top of the tree on top."

Laura: "Of course"

Silvia does not absolutely see the Garland chimney in the background, but looks over the decoration resembling Santa Claus.

Sylvia: "How similar, this is similar ..."

Santa: "Hey guys!

People say what I think here

Santa: "Good news is to have time with you!"

Curtis: "Sir! Can I borrow you for a moment?

Santa: "Yeah, yeah ...?"

Curtis (whispering): "Do you need to check it again and again?"

Santa: "... two minutes?"

Santa (background): "Well, there was a problem, because the list can not be read! Because everything is upside down, I can not read it.We need to flatten it, it's in my office Yeah! My office!

Santa advances to teach elves to not hurt the paper. A terrible, horrifying lot of paper cuts suffer. Some bleeding and die on the spot. That is a mass slaughter. At least we were.

Laura: Let's find Neil Lucy and wash her at dinner.

Neil is still trying to hold balls of Christmas lights that are involved

Laura: "Just here!"

Carol is very sad, teaching Santa and his elves to die how to die with papercuts

Sylvia: "Oh ... do not worry about honey ... it 's a busy season!

Carol: "It is his constant busy time."

INT. Toy factory top vending machine Floor nearby

Jackfrost escapes from the hole in the snow glove holding Santa's snow glove and will not try to conceal what he was in the snow glove hall stolening Santa's snow glove.

Lucy: "That is Snow Glove of Uncle Scott! You should not have it!

Jack Frost: "I know, is not it wonderful?

Lucy: "That is not quite great! You did horrible things! You will be on a naughty list of your life!

Jack Frost: "Oh, there are more fun people on the naughty list!"

Lucy: "I will go help."

Jack Frost: "I will not do that ~"

Lucy: "Mom, Dad! Click here! Quick! Do it!

Neil: "Lucy! What is going on?"

They enter the vending machine's room. A wonderful job, Lucy. You did it. You killed your parents.

Jack Frost: "I told you not to do it"

Lucy: "Jack Frost takes Uncle Scott's snow glove and he knows that it is not his one!

Jackfrost starts charging his razor. I mean a colonnade, I will start breathing crazy with Lucy's parents. It has a lot of knockbacks and pushes them into the bean closet.

Lucy: "Stop it! Stooooop! What did you do?"

Jacques Frost ignores Lucy's plea, continues breathing Laura and Neil and continues to turn it into bad sculpture. This is where the movie goes around horror street.

Jack Frost: "I froze them.

Jack Frost prepares another frozen breath, but will not commit. Perhaps he was old and his lung capacity was suffering.

Jack Frost: "Do I have to do the same to you now, or will you stay in that closet? Do not say a word.

Unless she did, Lucy is good, as this movie had a rather bad end.

INT. Bean closet

Jack Frost: "A smart girl ... Oh, are not you smiling? I have asked my parents to freeze their parents! And then I asked you that you are my elf ..."

The door of the bean closet slowly closes. As if the movie became dramatic. It does not work, but they have different fears.

INT. Santa's office

Santa is walking around the room talking with Curtis on his phone. As usual, Curtis does not suffer Santa desperately trying to tie together in front of his family. The bud decorates from the top of the ladder.

Santa: "Yes Curtis, of course the bear can be washed with the machine, yes, please put it on the card. I can not stay in two places at once, you have to manage it and something Please do not call me whenever you get wrong! You are now number one, act like it!

When the bad ladder starts to slide, Jack Frost notices from under the hall and hurries to rescue his life.

Bud: "Hey, I'm down the slope! This is a code, not this building!"

Jack Frost: "Hey, why have not you placed the topper on the tree yet?"

Carol: "Oh, Scott was a little busy ..."

Jack Frost (whispers): "Please tell it to your father, and watch Mr. Claus suddenly exiled run to the right!

Carol (acting): "Hey, father? Do you want to help me with a tree topper?

Bud: "Yes, in one minute."

Santa refused to move from his position, instead of turning over list

Jack Frost: "I do not know who he is anymore.

Bud: "I do not know who he is anymore.

Sylvia: "You know, Neil, Lucy, and Laura are supposed to be here."

Carol: "They retreated a while ago, where are they?

Jack Frost got off quickly and did not completely destroy the tree two rows ago.

Jack Frost: "Ah, some Canadian invited for cocoa, and you know how they know, Yakuyakuyakuyaku, yeah. Scott chan? Tree Topper! Whaddya says?

Carol: "Hi Scott Honey? We can make toast!

Bird starts rolling downhill again. Sylvia will save his life this time. Because, despite deceitting him, he just can not escape from his death. She is not a total monster.

Bad: "Hey! You built this place with a fault line!"

Sainly walks with his beloved wife and parents.

Santa: "... Millions of Australian children go without a gift, but what can I do for you?"

Carol: "Tree Topper"

Santa: "Wow, that's right.

Santa's shit phone ringtone starts playing, which shows that Curtis can not get anything, is a nasty little fact that needs Santa's permission to do something.

Santa: "Wait a moment." Yeah good, bad ... Well, were you? "[Translator note:" Good for good people "means" I do not really care about what you are talking about "is what it means. ]

Carole watches Santa. She is probably trying to throw a cider on his face.

Santa: "Curtis ... I can not talk right now.Putting a topper on a tree, that is very important, Curtis, Curtis, I can not talk, Curtis, I have to go get on!

Santa winces into the pocket and cell phone pocket. I will ring again. Curtis can not truly hint.

Santa: "I have not answered that. I'm putting my phone in my pocket! The phone is in my pocket."

Santa 's phone enters my pocket. This confirms the fact that he put the cell phone in his pocket

Santa: "The phone is in my pocket"

Carol: "Good!

Santa: "Somewhat ... When I climb this beautiful tree ... we know our ups and downs, but when I put the topper of this tree in a traditional place, I know it I would like to say -

The trees collapsed and the trees did not collapse at this exact moment, but everyone except Jack Frost was surprised. The tree's topper is torn, it is very sad. Everyone is very sad. Especially Carol chokes tears in the back while bending to pick up tears scattered on the grass of the tree and her happiness away from the floor.

Sylvia: "Oh, honey ..."

Santa: "Honey ... I guess I can probably fix it. I know you are upset.

Bud: "Oh, have you picked it up?"

Santa: "Bud ... What does that mean?"

Bud: "Maybe you did not always work that you might know"

Santa: "Well, I may not understand the pressure I have!

Bud: "Well, probably not as bad as escaping from your family and you can no longer see them!

Santa: "Well, I invited you here, Bad! So Carol was able to be surrounded by her family for love and support! I will do something you can not even imagine But it seems that they are trying to make things worse rather than trying to make things better.

Bad: "That is it, we will leave.

Carol: "What?"

Sylvia: "Maybe they should not come"

Santa: "You may be right, maybe you should not.

Carol: "Maybe I should have come, too?"

Santa appears to be ready to say something, but the old jack boys stop.

Jack Frost: "Do not say anything to regret, you think we all need to cool down for a moment, why do not you and I go for a walk?

Santa: "Jack, I -"

Jack Frost: "Now, let's go soon, quickly, quickly ..."

They can walk a while rather than walking outside. It will make no sense in a few minutes. Believe us. Or it may make no sense. In any case, please trust us. Carol and the rest are sad around, sitting around.

EXT. North Pole, Match Santa's mood anesthetized

Santa: "Well, it ended, I thought that there was a second chance of having a family, but I blew it again.

Jack Frost: "Hey, no one knows what everyone knows about it.

Santa: "But I did not, my in-laws made me angry, Christmas was a disaster, my pregnant wife hoped that she had never met me.

Jack Frost: "You know, I intended to wait to give you this until tomorrow, but now I think I need a little pickup."

Jack Frost pulls a magical present from the bag he thinks he had.

Santa: "I do not like it, Jack"

Jack Frost: "Oh, you will feel better."

Santa: "I do not like it" -

Jack Frost: "Oh, open it"

Santa: "I will not - -"

Jack Frost: "Oh my, will you open for a while?"

Santa: "Breath * Thank you"

Jack Frost: "So, there are times when you think ..."

Santa (unwrap): "Is something strange?

Jack Frost: "If this were a coincidence ..."

Santa: "... is it worth it? Beyond you."

Jack Frost (having a sad face): "Is it one of these times tonight?

Santa: "I think that I should never put that red coat.

Jack Frost: "So you never become a Santa?"

Santa: "I never think that I will be Santa."

Jack Frost (Santa): "What's up?

Santa: "Completely ... Oh! Absolutely! I think I never stayed in Santa! Happy ?!"

Jack Frost: "I am now!

Santa sees the snow glove in his hands in amazing fear as the magical sparks make noise around the two people. Jack Frost grabs Santa and they disappear from sight.

EXT. It's almost like space and time

Santa and Jack Frost pass through the sky and shout.

EXT. Tim Allen's real home in real life, CIRCA's Santa Clausé 1

Santa and Jack Frost fall on the snow and arrive directly on the back. Somehow, they will not be killed soon by this. fine. anything.

Prime Santa: "Ho ho ho!"

Jackfrost throws snow on Scott's face, gets up quickly and runs towards the house. It is fortunate that there was no one else that came to the street that night. To be honest, if there is a witness to Santa's murder case, we are seeing many different trilogies.

Jack Frost: "Hey, you!

Prime Santa: "Ho, ho, ah!"

The original Santa dies at the foot of Jack Frost and falls to the ground. He has a sense of disgust and awe because Santa is melting. When Jackfrost starts towards the newly worn coat, another one is working on Santa.

Santa: "I will not let you put that coat!"

Jack Frost: "Oh, right? Look at me!

Santa: "Do not even think about it, Jack!"

Jack Frost gives enough time to Santa, Dumbus, run around the snowman in the garden, pick up the big snow shovel and slack Santa on the face. He falls behind in comedy. Jack Frost picks up the Santa suit and fulfills the blood contract necessary to achieve his dark desires. Or become a new Santa. If you think about it, neither is quite similar.

Santa: "You ... hit me on the shovel!"

Yes, thanks, Scott. That's just what I said. Anyway, Jack Frost takes T-pose, becomes a new Santa, it is time to rewrite.

Jack Frost (obviously dubbing up): "Adios, fat!"

Scott Calvin: "Oh no ..."

INT. A couple of heart-breaking bedrooms, Christmas Eve ... in 12 years

Scott appears in the bathroom of things of some boring business tower places things. He is wearing suits and stuff. He has had little fat. He is more and more Tim Allen. He surely is a business building. Since he has not been in the bath for a long time, placing the position indicator on the top is of little concern, but I will put it there anyway.

INT. Some bowling business building

Barry Kripke: "Yes, Mississippi's factory wants to know if we will ship 100 thousand or 200 thousand vehicles, they will be shipping Thursday, since they will be Christmas tomorrow will not come out Well,

Scott Calvin: "I'm sorry, did you say that you will not ship tomorrow because it's Christmas?"

Barry Kripke: "Oh?

Scott Calvin: "Is this a Christmas Eve?"

Barry Kripke: "Yes, thank you.

Scott Calvin: "What are you doing here? Why are we working?

Barry Kripke: "We are always working on Christmas Eve"

Scott Calvin: "Are we doing?

Barry Kripke: "Of course"

Scott Calvin: "Somehow ... that is ridiculous! Christmas Eve is when you have time with your family! Where is my family tonight?

Barry Kripke: "I do not really know, Mr. Calvin"

Scott Calvin: "What do you mean?"

Barry Kripke (sad): "Rarely you see them, little you mention them."

Scott Calvin: "... Where is the key for my car?

*** SMASH CUT ***

EXT. The EXES house is a bad version

Scott Calvin pulls up with a car that a rich man will probably drive. He sounds the entrance of the house whose former wife lives with the child Charlie in question now. Obviously, she answers and is not happy to see him.

Scott Calvin: "Hey.

Laura: "What are you doing here?"

Scott Calvin: "Well, just what I came to see ... Oh ..."

Laura: "See what? Why are you dragging yourself so far?

Charlie: "Is it a derrick?"

Laura: "No, I will not go out tonight!"

Charlie: "I will not do it ... What are you doing here?"

Scott Calvin: "I came to see you.

Charlie: "Why?"

Scott Calvin: "Because we are shy ... we do not see each other much"

Charlie: "... what, anything.

The car raises the curve and someone calls Charlie.

Charlie: "I am out of here"

Laura: "Oh, come to Charlie, it's Christmas Eve!"

Charlie: "Is it the same as either of us worrying about Mama?

Scott: "Charlie! Come back here! Charlie!

Laura: "Good night, Scott"

Scott: "Wait! Can you help find Carol?"

Laura: "... Carole?"

Scott: "Carroll Newman"

Roller: "... Carole Newman, principal of Charles' school, Carol Newman?

Scott: "Yes, where is she?"

Laura: "I do not know! She got away, I went out from local children because of my fears, I think I do not know.

Scott: "Neil! Neil and Lucy! They will understand. Where are they?

Laura: "At the North Pole"

Scott: "... at the North Pole?"

Laura rides an airplane to pick up an airplane and hand it to Scott

Laura: "Yeah, North Pole."

It is a flyer of the North Pole Resort. The listed websites are sadly not linked to the actual North Pole resort. I believed and tried it. We were disappointed.

Scott: "... Frost"

Laura: "What?"

Scott: "Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park!"

Laura: "Neil has taken Lucy to the North Pole since he and I divorced, do you remember?"

Scott: "... divorce?"

Laura: "Should you drive?"

Scott: "I'm going to do everything correctly, I am trying to make everything OK!

Laura: "Yeah, yes."

EXT. T - Post Santa plane

Awesome.

EXT / INT. I broke the future Arctole

The music number of the queue. Just believe in us, you do not want to hear that. Although Scott Calvin is a middle-aged man even without a child, he unconsciously opens his way at a ticket kiosk of a children's theme park. What a heck? While pathetic elf slaves are present at them, simple children and their kind parents can hear you complaining nonstop in the background. Scott Calvin saw what capitalism brought to the North Pole, grabbed his tears and eventually struck Lucy and Neil.

Lucy: "Let's hurry and Dad, let's go! Now, I want to get on!"

Scott: "Lucy! Neil!"

Neil: "Scott Calvin ... I want to fall in love with you."

Scott (to gesture to Lucy for a hug, I guess?): "Ruth?

Lucy (cold): "Mr. Calvin, can we go?

Scott is still considered not getting the fact that this is a bad future, and as long as a good future event does not occur, I will ask Neil a question that he will not clearly understand.

Scott: "Min, stop it, what's wrong?"

Neil: "Scott, I think treatment is like magic, but everyone's may consider it.

Scott: "Wait, wait a minute. What happened between you and Laura?

Neil: "... Because you never been around you think you really do not know, you should not let you know Scott, you have never been Charlie's father.You will give me everything He did not want to make me his father, there was quite a good thing between me and Laura, would I want to go to Scott?

Lucy: "The line is getting longer as I become a father!"

The two leave, and Scott quietly sits there and absorbs non-lessons that he will not tell. wait.

Anyway, he receives tap of his shoulder from all too familiar - annoying existence. He turns and sees exactly who is expecting you.

Curtis: "Sorry, the teacher?

Scott Calvin: "Curtis!"

Curtis: "Yes, there is ... Can I offer two tickets for the opportunity to make a toy with Santa Elf? And I will throw a memorable pen this year, which is a reinforced voice! Is it cash or a credit card?

Penn: "Is it cash or a credit card?"

Scott: "That is stupid!

Curtis: "If you are not sure yet, I will also pass the path to the Nice List!"

Scott: "Nice List?!"

Curtis: "Walk with me, will not you?"

Scott: "Curtis, I am!

INT. NEAR LIST MACHINE

Scott: "Oh, for the love of candy 's cane! What did you do here?

Curtis: "Well, this is Nice List Kiosk, which ends with reindeer stroking the zoo.

Scott: "Do you mean that parents will pay to have their children in a nice list? That is incorrect! I need to undo things ... where is Frost? Curtis, Where is Frost?

Curtis: "Security!"

Scott: "Please leave now!"

Jack Santa: "I will take care of him! I'm glad to see you, Montfleur, have it already been in existence for 12 years?

Scott: "Frost ... what did you do?"

Jack Santa: "Hey, that is easy Armani man. No, hey?" What did you do in that place?

Scott: "What do I do? How can I do to the North Pole? How is Santa's secret?

Jack Santa: "Everything is too much work! The pressure is too strong, and nobody thanks you for your efforts! So I ceased delivering this toy's toys And, I brought everyone I can afford to pay here.

Scott: "Thank you. How is every cookie and milk?"

Jack Santa: "Please, I am clean, who needs magic? Who needs to crawl on the roof or chimney? I got everything I need here."

Scott: "Jack, I do not know what the Arctic is like, I know this is wrong!

Jack Santa: "Why should you cool down and not enjoy swagging?"

Jack Santa hands Scott's memorial pen. Which voice is emphasized? Is it cash or credit card?

Scott: "This junk is not Christmas!"

Jack Santa: "Hey, you are the one who gave it all"

Scott: "Because you tricked me!"

Jack Santa: "Did you fool you?"

Scott: "I did not know if you had my snow glove!

Jack Santa: "It might not be the case, but who said that I wanted that I never became Santa?

Scott (planning): "What?"

Jack Santa: "I said, Who told me I never would have been santa? Rudolph Rudolph's mama?"

Scott: "Frost. Please come back with me. It is your chance now.

Jack Santa: "This is your chance to enjoy the show ... Security! Would you like to take my guests to the seat?

INT. The best scenes in the movie

Elf plays the piano for parents and children's audience of metal chairs better suited at school auditoriums during annual talent wedding reception. Scott vaguely sits, looks at the pen in the coat pocket, Lucy is sitting in front of him. He approaches very cheaply and annoyingly without announcing at all.

Scott: "Hey Luce. I know something really great about you.You love snow gloves.

Lucy: "Yeah!"

Scott: "Well, if that is true, I've taught you something. There is a secret room just above the stairs behind the vending machine.You have not seen it before Such a snowy ball, beautiful snow glove. There is a secret code to enter the room.

Lucy: "... What is the code?

Scott's pantomime tells Lucy what the code is. Words are not spoken. Only piano.

Scott: "You want me to grab the central one and return it here, I need your help."

Lucy: "But ... I do not want to go there alone.

wait. Why does she need to be convinced here? It is not well understood. anything. Perhaps it is part of a second movie we have not seen.

Scott: "Please, Lucy ... This is really important.

Lucy: "... All right"

Scott: "Well ... I will create a little diversion. I see this boy.

little. right. Scott escapes, the insecure elf follows him. Lucy is climbing the stairs without fully noticing the bottom of the piano. Again, not completely noticed.

Neil: "Lucy!

Neil does nothing to pursue Lucy. I do not know why he is here, I am honest.

New songs will be played on the piano. It is here. The moment all of us were waiting.

INT. JACK FROST'S FEDORA

Yes, it is. That is Jack Santa. And he is wearing Fedora. He will tell it to all the women in the crowd and start dancing happily.

Jack Santa: "Start spreading the news ~? On jet or on sleigh? You want to be a part of it ~? Arctic, North Pole?

Jack Santa starts to descend. Get off the stairs and crazy. Elves who wore tap shoes led him to hell.

Jack Santa: "Are you going to snooze and lose ~ So come here to visit ~? Here, in the center ~ ~ Arctic, Arctic ~ Come to see a snowman ~ Who treats you Where is not received ~? Watching the cold king, HAH! - Increase your fever ~?

Jack Santa came to the bottom of the staircase and headed for Gingerbread House. He opens it and exposes more depressed elves packed like clowns.

Jack Santa: "Are those summer blues ~ melting? ~ In the Arctic Circle is less than fifty five?

INT. Close-up of a bad future

Scary Lucy heads to Red Deer's machine. Jack Santa can still hear in the background singing his frozen heart.

INT. Back to Fedora

Jack Santa: "? Summer blues ~? Melting ~? It is the bottom fifty but in the extreme North ~ If you can make it here ~ All the Christmas cheering in the world ~?

The elven piano has a magnificent face. I do not like typing that sentence.

Jack Santa: "? Holiday Gold -? Noooorth Paul -? Noooorth Pooooooooooooooooooole?

That's it, everyone. The show is over. go back home. In the distance you can hear Tim Allen Muhammad, but paying very much attention or being only mildly crazy people.

Jack Santa: "Thank you! Thank you!

Suddenly, Scott Calvin shook the rope I guessed and ruptured from the shade. He kicks him off thanks to Jack Santa, who jumps at the gathering of presents. All the children of the fake audience laughed, and probably all the children of the actual audience.

Jack Santa: "I'm going to kick that person's coal! ... you!

Scott: "You are not Santa Claus! It's a crook! I am Santa Claus!

Everyone laughs.

Jack Santa: "GUARDS! Guard! Capture him!"

Scott: "Please bring it with me!"

Scott rips candy candy from big gingerbread house. It is almost certainly not true, and is probably very hollow, but obviously it deals great damage to both guards and Jack Santa. He also makes the sound of velociraptor. with some reason.

Jack Santa: "What if you do not mind? Oh!

Scott Calvin tries to climb the highest object that you can quickly find like a testosterone refueled monkey. In this case, Gingerbread House.

Scott: "If you want me, you will have to come here! And get me!

Scott is a heavy shit as he breaks down the gingerbread roof and falls. Jack Santa laughs. The security guards will laugh. They laugh at their children to love meaningless violence.

INT. Vian closet room with vending machine

 Lucy enters the code and a little happy fireworks are reflected on her eyeball.

INT. Sutton's Fedora stage jack

Jack Santa: "Let's get this in your head, you are not Santa anymore, you are a person with a smell like a fucking key"

Lucy will appear behind the stairs with Jack Santa's snow glove. This gives a perfect one liner the opportunity to let Jack Santa know that his time has arrived.

Scott: "Hey ... How about a catch game?"

Good job, Scott. Somehow, you could say a foolish thing that is unimaginable for this situation. Good job Jack Santa, you are lying for it. You are stupid idiot.

Scott: "Lucy, throw it!"

She will. We see it happens like 5 FPS slow motion. Also Neil during this scene ... do not know the reason? He does nothing, but he is here. I guess. Why is he here? Also, Jack Santa catches the snow glove, but it is somewhat important.

Jack Santa: "Wow, how are you. Lovely team work! There is only one problem, you never meant to say -

Scott Calvin will echo the word by pressing the pen on the recorder.

Jack Frost's soul trapped in the pen: "I never thought I'd become a Santa ..."

Scott: "Who said it? Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?"

Apparently, it has enough smell for the snowman.

Jack Santa: "NOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Nostalgic start time travel event

INT. Space and place past time

It is like going through an empty party here. Jack, Scott, and even the coat have a great time.

EXT. Scott Calvin's house has passed 12 years

Jack Santa: "I need to regain my coat!

Scott pierces Jack Santa Frost into the snow, deals 12 hp of damage, and cooks his owner's berry.

Scott: "I will not let you put that coat!"

Jack Santa: "Oh, right? Look at me!

Speaking of Old Scott, or Cold Scott, leaves his house.

Scott (in his mind?): "Whoa, are you."

Cold Scott kills Santa Prime with cold blood. literally. It's frozen. And there are bears ...

Jack Santa: "Let me go! That coat belongs to me!"

Scott: "There is no frost, the coat is hiss!"

Jack Santa: "Let's do things about me!

Scott: "Why are you making such a good Santa! Because all elves love you! Does everyone who has money love you? Listen! It is not something you can take Santa! It is what you choose!

Cold Scott: "Well, how do you see it, Nice?"

Scott: "It's too late!"

Jack Santa: "NOOOOOOO!"

It moves away to Scott Calvin · T-Times Stream.

EXT. Canada, where are you now, now has 12 years.

The duo is reproduced at the present moment. The thing just before Santa issued its foolish words is all but the bright outside. We see Carroll, Bad and Sylvia walking outside the main area.

Santa: "Carol! Carol!"

Santa is running to meet his wife completely ignoring his next time criminal.

Jack Frost: "Well, that did not look like I wanted."

Wow wah.

Carol: "Oh, Scott! You are there! We are looking for you anywhere!

Santa: "Oh, Klaus, I missed you. I missed you so much!

Carol: "It's only a few minutes."

Santa: "Is it only a few minutes? ... Of course it's only a few minutes! But it only takes a few minutes to see the truth of your life!

Carol: "I do not know."

Santa: "I think that a man comes out to the world, and I think dream will come true And unexpected happens, you get a red coat and become Santa Claus, it's big and huge, it's huge And, I am a lot of pressure! As you know, take care of all the children in the world, elves and SOS and the Arctic! But he loses something really important to him The woman falls in love with him, giving him a baby, I love to be Santa Claus, I love you.

Carol: "I also love you ... are you drinking cocoa?"

Santa: "No, I came back!"

Carol: "I missed you very much!"

The embrace of the two, and it is very warm. Maybe. But our hearts are frozen forever. That's why we certainly will not know.

Santa: "Hey, do you know what happened?"

Bud: "No"

Santa: "We turn our eyes on each other, so it's over, they love each other, as families do around the world at Christmas Eve, looking at each other, that is okay. We do not have to be perfect in order to become a family, we must stay together.

Sylvia: "I am very sorry in addition to all this pressure you are holding, and I think we have to apologize, are you honey?

Bud: "Na, that's good for him, it's tough! I am in-law!

Santa: "Yes, well, as long as I promise to do every Christmas, that's fine for me."

Bud: "Well, I must see it, I am a very busy man.

Santa: "And so is also the case, and in fact, I would like to show you what I am doing.

Carol: "Scott, SOS?"

Santa: "SOS is a secret about secrets, secrets are not for families, I am tired of protecting you from their families, so if you take me to my factory ... "

INT. Toy factory, last scene with actual content, it is long

Because he owns the place, Santa busts as he owns the place. Bud and Sylvia will follow him. Elves are busy working on toys. Christmas is within 24 hours

Santa: "Elf! Everyone! Stop work for one minute! I would like to tell every brother-in-law about you."

Elf, as possession chorus: "Hello!

Bud: "Elves ... They are not Canadians ... They are elves! If they are elves, this is not a toy factory, this is probably Santa's workshop! And this is Santa's workshop If it is, it is ... you! You are a man!

Santa: "It's a bit strange, but I am used to it.

Bud: "Ooo! Wow! That is, if you are my father's Christmas, I am a Christmas in-law!"

Sylvia: "I am Christmas for my mother 's boyfriend!

Just then, all the mothers of the audience will know what is coming, so they will protect the eyes of their precious children. Easter bunny jumps in a toy cart and trembles on the floor.

Large monster: "Hello Santa! Hibad! Silvia ~ * Wink * Oh, a small pellet behind me? Let's clean them later!

Cupid: "Where are Santa! Philips drivers kept?"

Santa: "Oh, elf construction. Talking with Aava, it's okay? Cupid! At this altitude, you might want to think of a person with a shortage.

Cupid: "I do not mind drafts"

Bad: "It was Cupid!

Santa: "Yeah, yeah, Cupid.

Father's time: "Hello Santa!"

Santa: "When I was a father"

Bud: "When you are a father, what's next?"

Mother Nature: "Well, hello Santa! This is an explosion!

Santa: "Mother Nature".

Bud: "Mother Nature".

Farewell, marriage of Bud and Sylvia. We hardly knew you.

Santa: "Mother Nature, what should I do?"

Maternity: "Oh, thank you, he is the one who brought us here."

Charlie. Returning to America, he just knew that Santa needed his help, so he walked to the North Pole. Sandman and teeth fairy are next to him in the assembly line.

Charlie: "Dad! I checked with Curtis and knew that you were late, so I decided to call an expert.

Tooth fairy: "Hello Santa!"

Sandman (Yawn): "Hello Santa!"

As all the legendary people helped and Santa's family drama eventually wrapped it seems everything will eventually go well and Christmas seems saved, but forgetting something important I can not feel that I got it.

Lucy: "UNCLE SCOTT !!!"

There is it.

Santa: "Lucy, Lucy what happened?

Curtis: "I understood she was trapped in the closet!

Lucy: "You must see what Frost made to my mum and dad!

The frozen body of Neil and Laura is moved. It is still terrible enough. Santa knocks Neil's face. Yeah, a frozen solid yet.

Santa: "That's fine."

At this moment, the door opens and bursts, and two Elifers (Kanon name) carry Jack Frost and walk. The factory will be quiet as some elves horrifyingly speak of Frost's name.

Jack Frost: "Oh!

Santa approaches Jack Frost. He is really angry.

Jack Frost: "Yeah, then?"

Santa: "Elfficers, I have him ... Jack ... This is not funny. Please stop my parents now.

Jack Frost: "Well, Klaus. I can not unzip without thawing myself, it's never done."

Santa: "Mother Nature, please help here, can you unpack him?

Mother Nature: "I am sorry for Santa, our power does not work with other legendary figures.

What a policeman.

Jack Frost: "Is that too bad?"

Santa walks and looks at Lucy at a glance. At this moment the bulb will disappear in my head, remembering his own signs planted in front of the light bulb. Remember your line and reward your children. Please remember it.

Lucy: "Do you think it will work?"

Santa: "The only question is ... are you?"

Lucy is walking very slowly at Jack Frost. She really takes her time. Somehow I will fill in the runtime I guess. She is just walking. Yeah, there are no signs to stop. I do not even scintilla doubting her mind that this will work. Even desperate anger by Jack Frost, I can not stop her now. She is charging her power like 15 minutes at this point, and she is going to unleash it all. Second. now. definitely. Do it, do it. Do it, hug you. Jack. frost.

Jack Frost: "Okay, is this you reduced everything? Do you send a little girl to save the day? What will you do? Adorablize me pamper me? Submitting me cute will you die? Make WAAAAAAYS change - "

Lucy hugged him at this point, suddenly collapsed, causing a thermonuclear reaction deep inside the body. At least, we hope that it happened. The bad is very disturbing by the noise of Jack Frost's lizard.

Jack Frost: "Hey ... I feel so strange, I feel smooth inside. Do I smell sunscreen lotion? * Lizard noise * I feel very hot! Miguel! Dos platos de nachos, por favor! What is going on to me?

Lucy: "I am warming your heart.

Jack Frost: "But I told myself they could not.

Lucy: "They did not know about the magic hug"

As revealed by his very good face, bud is touched on this. Jacques Frost has completely collapsed at this point, and his location is Mr. Bean.

Mr. Bean: "I think that I like it"

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Almost immediately there is a terrible CGI and it shows that Lucy's parents thawed. It looks really bad, please trust us.

Neil and Lola: "Brr ..."

Lucy: "Mom! Papa! Mama! Dad!

Laura: "Lucy! Lovers!"

Neil: "Group Hug!"

Everyone in the toy factory takes care and shuffles toward Neil. All legendary people take action. Easter Bunny has already devoted her to Mr. Bean, so she regrettably hits Silvia. Bud slowly drops his head to the shoulders of Mother Nature. That's the best.

Carol: "Oh, Scott. It's time."

Santa: "Na, it took me several hours yet."

Carol: "No, Scott, we will deliver the package."

Santa: "Oh, like midnight, as usual.

Carol: "The time has come to provide Scott. Package"

Finally, Santa understands.

Santa: "The era of providing Paca Air Age"

INT. A perfect same scene from an opened special place

This time I will insert repetition of the original opening procedure, but this time I will speed up.

INT. Frame device

Carol: "And the most magical thing of all? Did I have to deliver it just before Santa delivered it?"

Santa: "Are you talking about the story again?"

Santa enters with Baby Klaus. The whole class goes to Airwa and their heart melts. It is not literal.

Santa: "Please confirm that Santa is changing a diaper"

Trish: "So, who chose the name?"

Carol: "Well, we named his name after my grandfather.

Santa: That 's right. Let's meet Buddy Krauss!

Mr. Santa takes his baby 's arms and dances, the baby gets tired of this and turn the camera with the face of "Are you seeing this?" I do not have any of this shit. I am canceling the movie. Fuck You You Santa Claus 3.

the end

Merciful we appreciate - Flynn

Seventeen takes only decades. BLOODY HELL - Pokemon God

I need a shower - I do not remember

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