Big Mac's Applesus Adventure

Big Mac's Applesus Adventure

By Wiiplay123

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Big Mac walowed in pity. Granny Smith had pulled out an arcane law, stating that nopony but nobility can marry anypony they know how closely related they are. With a hole shaped hole in his heart, Big Mac wished upon a falling zap apple for somthing, anything, to seep into the void of his soul.

In a rage, he took that zap apple and a copy of Sonic '06 (the best gam ever) and mashed it into a big barrel of applesauce.

The wish was granite.

The Applesauce became alive. It was almost the perfect mare in the world. Kind, considerate, understanding, did want to strap him to a plow and demand "a stallion should stay in the fields."

"Oh Bigmac-chan, you're so strong!" And he had big muscles from the wish that he made with the applesus to. Then he piked her up and took her to the moves and they ate popcorn and soda.

The only defect was that she was made of applesus. The void in his heart was filed. She said her name was Appelsause-tan, and he said his name was

Big Mac and they got married and kissed.

However, he had a bigger void in his stomache.

The void in his stomache was filled because he ate her and they lived happily ever after.

-The End. Read my other stories on my devantArt profile