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- akumenang.com
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- One foot and then the other.
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- Rise and shine, Pittsburgh!
- This is Chuey Martinez on WQQC.
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- If you're up this early,
- you're either out chasing a dream
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- or out all night chasing something else.
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- Either way, don't let one L get you down,
- you can always bounce back, baby. Let's go.
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- Hi, Miss Murdoch.
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- Oh, shit! Bye, Miss Murdoch!
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- Let's see.
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- Thirty seconds slower than yesterday.
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- I'm sorry. I was... I was...
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- distracted.
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- - Again?
- - Again. Come on.
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- If I could rap or something like you,
- I would get all 10's.
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- But, like, any girl under an eight
- is right out, you know.
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- I can't go below that. I'm better than that.
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- - That's interesting...
- - Right?
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- Guys. Guess what.
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- - Is that a smoothie, man?
- - Yeah.
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- It's better than soda. Nothing but empty calories.
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- I liked you so much better fat. It's not even funny.
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- Yeah. Well, your mom doesn't.
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- - That's gross.
- - You still got fat-boy standards. Because you're fat.
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- - Okay. Shut up.
- - You're still fat.
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- - Shut up!
- - What's up, bro?
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- Big Sean tweeted that he's doing a free show
- in Pittsburgh tonight!
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- - I wish I could believe that.
- - Okay.
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- - Are you serious? Why didn't you say that?
- - Yeah. Well, I told you...
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- I told you. We're going, right?
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- - Of course. What are you talking about?
- - That's tight.
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- - It's not tight.
- - Don't say it.
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- No, no, no.
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- I told my parents
- I would finish my college application.
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- Look, I need this, okay?
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- I really need this.
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- I have one year left to lose my Scarlet V
- and I've struck out with every acceptable girl in this school.
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- - Even Sarah?
- - Even Sarah.
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- Yeah.
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- Get onboard. I need this.
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- - I have to finish my essay.
- - Are you kidding me?
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- - It's the last day of school, Daryn.
- - They're not due until September!
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- Be like Sammy. Don't go to college.
- Aim for the lower middle.
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- - Darling.
- - Thank you, my dear.
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- 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,732
- Well, it's a good start.
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- But I do have some notes.
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- Do we have to go through them right now?
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- Unless there's somewhere more important
- you have to be.
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- No. I...
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- There's just this concert
- that Sammy and Kiran invited me to.
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- That sounds fun.
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- What kind of concert?
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- It's just like a rap show. Rap concert.
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- I think he deserves a night off.
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- Be home by 11, son.
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- - Absolutely. Love you, Mom.
- - I love you.
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- - I'll leave the notes on your desk.
- - Cool.
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- "Cool."
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- All right, I see what you did there.
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- - Look at all these people.
- - They should be lining up to see you, Daryn.
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- They would be lining up to see you if you record something.
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- - You could totally be the next Big Sean.
- - Good God, look at these girls.
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- - Hi.
- - Hello. Hi, how are you? I'm Kiran.
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- Kiran. Kiran.
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- - She did not pay attention to me.
- - That's it, no one else in.
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- God, we should've come two hours ago.
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- - We'll never get in.
- - If I don't get in, I don't get groupies.
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- You won't anyway, what's the difference?
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- - Shut up.
- - You shut up.
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- - It's gonna happen.
- - Yo, yo.
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- - Follow me. I got a plan. I got an idea.
- - Follow you where?
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- Daryn. Daryn! Where...?
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- - Sorry. What are you doing?
- - Get in here. Come. on.
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- - This is how horror movies start.
- - Be cool.
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- - Just keep your cool.
- - Daryn, let's just go back.
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- - Daryn.
- - Chill. Chill. Chill.
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- - It's all right. Okay.
- - Okay.
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- Daryn, I don't think...
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- - No.
- - This is fate.
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- This is fate. Let's go. You ready?
- You wanna see Big Sean.
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- Who's trying to talk me into it?
- You not gonna go?
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- - Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.
- - Make it bigger for Sammy.
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- - Let's go.
- - I'm not fat anymore. Asshole.
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- - Oh, thanks for the help.
- - Oh, man. Sorry.
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- Okay. All right.
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- - All right.
- - Oh, I got it. I got it.
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- Ready?
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- - You've done this before, huh?
- - Shut up.
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- Yo!
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- - Who are you?
- - Daryn.
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- I'm Daryn.
- Are you, like, with the tour or something?
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- Duh. Now piss off, square.
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- Well, just a second
- because my friend here has a head injury!
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- Wait. What?
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- His mom dropped him when he was very young,
- and ever since he has as a condition
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- to where he can't see things
- unless he's on top of other things.
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- Perfect example, this thing that you're on top of,
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- we'd love to watch the show with you up there
- for medical reasons.
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- Right.
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- - Oh, yeah. I can't see a damn thing!
- - You know what I'm saying?
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- - I am freaking out right now, man!
- - You know what I mean?
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- - I don't know where I am, Daryn.
- - Calm down. Do you see this?
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- - I need to get inside!
- - Come on.
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- - The darkness scares me, Daryn.
- - Over here. Over here. Can you help us?
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- Fifty bucks. Each.
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- Each? We're paying for his medication and all,
- we don't have that money.
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- Nice try, square. You're wearing loafers.
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- So either you have money
- or you jacked someone who did.
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- I'm pretty sure it's the first.
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- Damn it, Daryn.
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- - All right. How about this, 60 for all of us?
- - All right. Show me the paper.
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- - Deal. Now, you can see...
- - Hey!
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- What...?
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- - You kids can't be back here.
- - Okay. Cool. She said it was fine.
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- And who is she?
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- Yeah. What is...? Yeah.
- What is your name?
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- Wait. Is somebody up there?
- You can't be up there!
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- Yeah? Well, I'd like to see you Spider-Man
- your Hulk ass up here and do something about it, all right?
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- - What?
- - Yeah.
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- - Oh, shit!
- - Come back here.
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- You're in for it now!
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- - Hey. Hey, man. Leave her alone.
- - Hands off, kid!
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- Hey. Hey!
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- Okay.
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- Hey, it's cool, man. I used to be fat too.
- So we're basically like brothers.
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- Hey!
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- Oh, my God. You just punched him!
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- - Oh, you suck at punching, Daryn!
- - My turn.
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- Up here, big head!
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- - Oh, my goodness.
- - Oh, shit.
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- Did she just kill him? We're going to jail.
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- - I don't like blood.
- - Yo, hey!
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- Hey! Hey! Wait!
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- What's your name?
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- Isabelle!
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- - Isabelle.
- - Daryn? Oh, shit.
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- - Daryn.
- - You're all dead!
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- - Shit.
- - We're going to hell!
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- - Daryn!
- - Oh, shit!
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- - Hey! Isabelle!
- - Daryn, where are we going?
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- - Isabelle! Isabelle!
- - Come here!
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- - Go away!
- - You're a track star, run faster!
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- Holy shit!
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- Yo!
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- Bro, what's so clutch we had to rush here?
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- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,895
- Yeah, Daryn, I shouldn't be here.
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- 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,938
- Me and this place got some bad memories, so...
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- Yeah. I get that.
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- But I need you guys to just take a look inside
- because I need some help.
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- I know what's inside
- because I came here every day after school.
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- I didn't bring you here
- to see what flavor ice cream I want.
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- There's something in here
- that I really need you to see.
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- - Shit!
- - You see?
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- - You see? Yes.
- - The scary girl from the concert. So what?
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- Yes.
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- - You like her.
- - I mean, No, no, no.
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- - You like her.
- - No, no. It's not like that. It's not like that.
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- - Even if I did, do you think she likes me?
- - No. She doesn't like you.
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- - Can we go, please?
- - Yo, look.
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- In my 17 years of living, no girl has ever liked me.
- Doesn't stop me from trying.
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- - Right now?
- - Yeah, now.
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- - I'm still in my clothes...
- - It doesn't matter. You look good.
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- It's all good. You're good, baby.
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- Hey, maybe it's okay
- if I just get like a small cone.
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- 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,612
- But no hot fudge.
- Maybe some hot fudge, but no jimmies.
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- Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.
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- Welcome to The Big Chill.
- What frozen moo juice do you guys want?
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- - You know...
- - Wait a minute.
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- I know you. You're that square that owes me 60 bucks.
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- Yes. I remember, from the concert.
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- That's crazy that we're running into each other.
- I'm Daryn.
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- 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,971
- Great to see you. Great to see you...
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- You know what, how's it going?
- I think we'll take three small vanilla cones.
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- 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,561
- One with jimmies and hot fudge, please.
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- 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,355
- - Do you want any whipped cream with that?
- - Yes.
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- Seven dollars and twenty-three cents.
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- Thank you.
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- 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,486
- And $2.77 makes 10.
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- - Alrighty.
- - Don't!
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- Just don't tip me, okay? If you tip me I have to sing.
- So don't.
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- Well, I gotta hear that.
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- We got a tip, everybody!
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- Five, six, seven...
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- - Wow, that was amazing.
- - So good.
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- Okay. Have a good day, sir. Goodbye!
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- - Really?
- - Sorry.
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- - I just... It was too good.
- - From the top, people!
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- I'm going on a break.
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- 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,513
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- It seems like I made you mad
- That's not what I wanna do
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- 'Cause, baby, me and you
- Could go together like a double scoop
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- 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,520
- Your green eyes
- I'm hypnotized
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- I need a lemon lime ice cream
- I emphasize
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- I need you in my life
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- I think that we could chill
- And get a bite together
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- Please don't walk away
- 'Cause I'll be tipping you forever
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- 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:07,658
- Now that is ice cream. Yeah.
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- - So...
- - Hell no.
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- All right. But you know what
- makes me feel better after rejection?
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- - More music.
- - Okay, wait.
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- Hold on. Okay, fine. Fine. You can...
- You can walk me home after work.
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- Okay. Great. That's fantastic.
- Okay. I'll be here.
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- What time do you get off?
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- - Ten.
- - Ten it is.
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- It's perfect. It's a date.
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- - It's not a date.
- - It sounds like a date.
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- That's my man right there.
- I'll see you then, good times.
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- 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,484
- - Dude, that was so sick.
- - Double scoop.
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- You're like James Bond.
- Can you teach me that?
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- 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,620
- - I live in Wilkinsburg.
- - Yeah?
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- 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,707
- - So...
- - If you drive that in, you're limping out.
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- 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,710
- So I guess I'm walking you home?
- 212
- 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,005
- Sure. Whatever.
- 213
- 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,889
- I like your hair.
- 214
- 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,686
- So, what school do you go to?
- 215
- 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,646
- I don't go to school.
- 216
- 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,565
- Isn't that, like, illegal?
- 217
- 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,610
- I don't know. Probably.
- 218
- 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,448
- - Are you...?
- - Yeah. Hands off, square, all right?
- 219
- 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,783
- Hey, come back here. That's my pop.
- 220
- 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,952
- Well, I stole it! So it's mine now.
- 221
- 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,205
- Get back here, that's my pop. Hey!
- 222
- 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,415
- Izzy, hey, I got a free soda.
- 223
- 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,334
- - That's my pop!
- - Well, it's mine now.
- 224
- 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:44,922
- - I stole it. Because you're being a discriminating dick!
- - Don't you come back, you freak.
- 225
- 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,632
- - Hey, Izzy, baby.
- - What's up, Phil?
- 226
- 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,300
- Who's Mr. New Sugar?
- 227
- 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:53,222
- - His name is Square.
- - Hello, ma'am. Good to meet you. I'm Daryn.
- 228
- 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,306
- Very polite.
- 229
- 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:58,393
- And he's got all his teeth. That's an upgrade for you, Izzy.
- 230
- 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:01,563
- Okay, you two lovebirds, I'm gonna go to work.
- Leftovers in the fridge.
- 231
- 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,358
- - Thanks.
- - Oh, and don't be too scared.
- 232
- 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:09,780
- I know how she gets but even the toughest
- kitty cats purr if you know just where to pet them.
- 233
- 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,281
- - What was that?
- - Bye-bye.
- 234
- 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,492
- - Phil, come on. All right. See you later.
- - Bye, Izzy.
- 235
- 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:18,413
- - So... So is that your mom?
- - No.
- 236
- 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,500
- - Okay, so dad? That's confusing.
- - No?
- 237
- 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,295
- This is a nice place.
- 238
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,548
- It's a shit-box. I'm poor, not blind.
- 239
- 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:36,515
- So I think that, you know,
- I think me and you should, like, go on a proper date.
- 240
- 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,559
- I don't date squares.
- 241
- 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:42,688
- Well, I think you should
- because you know, we're smart, we're punctual,
- 242
- 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,066
- we can pay for stuff.
- You can use us to draw straight lines.
- 243
- 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:50,445
- Okay, fine. But just once, and mostly out of pity.
- 244
- 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:54,241
- Okay. Great. Saturday, here. I'll pick you up at 7.
- It's a date. It will be fun.
- 245
- 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:58,370
- - It's not a date.
- - Okay. Okay. Have a good night.
- 246
- 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,792
- In your holy and precious name we pray. Amen.
- 247
- 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,003
- - Amen.
- - Amen.
- 248
- 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,882
- I have some good news.
- 249
- 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:13,635
- The Maxwells have invited us over
- to a reception on Saturday.
- 250
- 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:17,639
- David Maxwell's brother
- is on the board of trustees for Harvard.
- 251
- 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:21,393
- - Nice.
- - I... I actually had plans for Saturday.
- 252
- 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,442
- Are these plans more important
- than your future, son?
- 253
- 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,029
- Nine o'clock sharp, Daryn.
- 254
- 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,366
- Nine o'clock sharp.
- 255
- 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,836
- What's that with the clock, twitchy? Got a hot date?
- 256
- 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:52,382
- No. It's just this thing
- that my dad is making me go to later.
- 257
- 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:56,011
- But I got an early reservation at Creme Petite. So...
- 258
- 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,971
- Nice. Who you going there with?
- 259
- 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,224
- Well, you.
- 260
- 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:05,395
- Hi, I'm Isabelle, the girl that you think
- is impressed by fancy clothes, a nice car,
- 261
- 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,189
- and a restaurant full of old people.
- 262
- 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,943
- I'm sorry. I just... I don't know... I just...
- 263
- 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,779
- I've never been out with anyone like you before.
- 264
- 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,614
- Meaning?
- 265
- 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:19,326
- Meaning someone that I really like.
- 266
- 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:26,959
- Oh, shit. Okay. Fine.
- 267
- 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:30,879
- Take a left at the lights. I know a good place.
- 268
- 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:34,299
- Okay.
- 269
- 00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:35,425
- Order up!
- 270
- 00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,637
- - Is this even food?
- - It's the best kind of food.
- 271
- 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,055
- This...
- 272
- 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,141
- looks like Freddy Kruger's ball sack.
- 273
- 00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,271
- - Wow, delicious ball sack.
- - You kind of catch my drift?
- 274
- 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,606
- Yeah.
- 275
- 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,317
- - Just try it, Square.
- - Well, how about this? How about this?
- 276
- 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:55,362
- I'll try it if you tell me
- why you don't go to school.
- 277
- 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,738
- Who cares?
- 278
- 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,449
- Don't you feel it's important for your life?
- For the future?
- 279
- 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,118
- - What future?
- - What do you mean?
- 280
- 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,745
- Like, scholarship, Harvard.
- 281
- 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:06,832
- Law school. Clerking.
- 282
- 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,001
- - You got it all planned out.
- - Yeah.
- 283
- 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,628
- I mean, me and my dad,
- we try to formulate a plan and just...
- 284
- 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:14,173
- Wait a minute. Papa Square.
- That would be your rap name.
- 285
- 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,385
- - No. I'm not... I'm not gonna be...
- - Makes you sound old.
- 286
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:22,639
- - Square. Son of Square.
- - I'm not gonna be a rapper. It's just... It's not practical.
- 287
- 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,682
- Square-Squared.
- 288
- 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,270
- Look, you're good. I've seen you do it.
- 289
- 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:33,775
- It doesn't matter. Just between Honor Society,
- Student Council, track...
- 290
- 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,445
- Can you hear yourself? You're just listing off bullshit.
- 291
- 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:38,071
- It's like:
- 292
- 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:43,076
- That's not bullshit. That's my life.
- I hold the state record in the 5,000 meter.
- 293
- 00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:47,748
- - Is that what you really want though? Out of life?
- - It's not about what I want.
- 294
- 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:53,420
- It's about identifying a goal and making and reaching
- that goal, making it happen, making it a reality.
- 295
- 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:54,755
- You sound like a robot.
- 296
- 00:20:55,964 --> 00:21:01,345
- Do you know how hard it is to get into Harvard?
- They take less than 6 percent.
- 297
- 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,681
- Less than 6 percent.
- That's six out of a hundred.
- 298
- 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:08,810
- Do you realize how little that is? Six percent...
- Greatness requires sacrifice.
- 299
- 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,979
- You can't do what you want. Do you know that?
- 300
- 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,649
- - Why not?
- - Prison.
- 301
- 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,110
- Look, just because I know what I want
- doesn't mean I always get it, okay?
- 302
- 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,571
- But at least I'm honest with myself about what I want.
- 303
- 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:24,493
- That's why I don't go to school, because I don't want to.
- 304
- 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,371
- Now dig in. It's gonna get cold.
- 305
- 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,956
- Come on.
- 306
- 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:32,459
- - This is just disgusting.
- - In your mouth.
- 307
- 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:33,961
- Yeah?
- 308
- 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,007
- There you go.
- 309
- 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:43,804
- - That's good.
- - Yeah.
- 310
- 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:47,850
- - That's good.
- - Look, everyone! Square has joined the human race.
- 311
- 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,601
- Welcome to the human race, Square.
- 312
- 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,187
- Welcome. Welcome to the human race.
- 313
- 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:55,941
- I've been in the crew... In the human race crew...
- 314
- 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,317
- What do you actually want?
- 315
- 00:21:57,401 --> 00:22:00,112
- You? Not your dad, not your mom.
- 316
- 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:02,114
- What do you want?
- 317
- 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,829
- I wanna take you out again.
- 318
- 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,927
- Well, I can assure you, Mr. Maxwell,
- that it's not like Daryn to be late.
- 319
- 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,221
- No, not at all.
- 320
- 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,099
- Here he is.
- 321
- 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,770
- - Oh, poor dear.
- - I'm so sorry.
- 322
- 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:37,774
- - I'm sorry. Car troubles.
- - Daryn, this is James Maxwell.
- 323
- 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:41,528
- - How are you, sir?
- - Your father told me your quite an athlete.
- 324
- 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:46,283
- - Captain of the track team and his not quite yet a senior.
- - Sir?
- 325
- 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:52,247
- You humiliated me, son. Don't let it happen again.
- 326
- 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:55,584
- - I'm sorry. You were saying?
- - Harvard.
- 327
- 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:59,338
- - Of course.
- - Yes.
- 328
- 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,689
- So one more?
- 329
- 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,318
- One more.
- 330
- 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,205
- It does?
- 331
- 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:36,083
- Yes. Thank you.
- 332
- 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,879
- - One more?
- - One more.
- 333
- 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:11,618
- One more?
- 334
- 00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:12,911
- One more.
- 335
- 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,503
- - Hey.
- - Hey, hold on a second.
- 336
- 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,590
- - Who is she?
- - Who is who?
- 337
- 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:31,930
- She's just a girl.
- 338
- 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,809
- - Does this girl have a name?
- - Isabelle.
- 339
- 00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:39,438
- Here's the thing, son.
- 340
- 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:43,025
- School has started, which means summer is over.
- 341
- 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:46,403
- This little fling of yours
- is starting to become a real distraction.
- 342
- 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:49,239
- What does greatness require?
- 343
- 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,536
- - Sacrifice.
- - Sacrifice, son.
- 344
- 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,371
- Sacrifice.
- 345
- 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,343
- Do you really think that was necessary?
- 346
- 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:13,805
- You didn't see her.
- Believe me, a girl like this has no future.
- 347
- 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:16,350
- It's better it ended now.
- 348
- 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,896
- I wish my dad was a drag queen.
- 349
- 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,814
- Phil's cool but he's not my dad.
- 350
- 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:26,902
- - I never really knew my father.
- - What about your mom?
- 351
- 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:28,946
- Well, she left when I was 6.
- 352
- 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:31,782
- Classic Wilkinsburg junkie.
- 353
- 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,659
- Where is she now?
- 354
- 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:35,160
- Who cares?
- 355
- 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:38,580
- Phil was babysitting and just,
- you know, kept on babysitting.
- 356
- 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:45,045
- - So are you thirsty at all?
- - What?
- 357
- 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,966
- Just because... I could just use some water
- because I get thirsty.
- 358
- 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:56,306
- Okay. You can come up, but you're not,
- you know, getting up in me or whatever.
- 359
- 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,017
- I just wanted some water.
- 360
- 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,907
- Don't touch anything.
- 361
- 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:16,410
- I wasn't going to.
- 362
- 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,220
- Here's your water.
- 363
- 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,933
- Yeah. It's supposed to be that color.
- 364
- 00:26:40,017 --> 00:26:41,727
- Okay.
- 365
- 00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:48,442
- - Wow, you really were thirsty.
- - Yeah.
- 366
- 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,819
- So...
- 367
- 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,279
- you like the beach?
- 368
- 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,658
- Yeah, I do.
- 369
- 00:26:56,742 --> 00:27:00,495
- I like to imagine that I'm floating on the waves.
- 370
- 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:06,210
- Just laying back and letting the whole ocean lift you up.
- 371
- 00:27:08,337 --> 00:27:11,131
- It's probably the closest I'll ever get though.
- 372
- 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,051
- A bunch of crappy postcards.
- 373
- 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,558
- - I mean, we could just go to the beach though.
- - Yeah, sure.
- 374
- 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,894
- I'll get my bikini.
- 375
- 00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,812
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 376
- 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:31,193
- - Yeah. No, but we could really go. Yeah.
- - You're serious?
- 377
- 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,875
- - We shouldn't have done that.
- - What's wrong?
- 378
- 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,585
- - Nothing.
- - What do you mean, "nothing"?
- 379
- 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,671
- You were just kissing me, now you're not.
- 380
- 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:53,715
- - Your gonna have to leave.
- - But people do things when they're dating.
- 381
- 00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:54,842
- We're not dating, Daryn.
- 382
- 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:57,135
- - Then what are we doing?
- - We're hanging out.
- 383
- 00:27:57,219 --> 00:28:00,722
- - That's what dating is. Is there another guy?
- - No.
- 384
- 00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:03,350
- - You have some hidden boyfriend?
- - There's not another guy.
- 385
- 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,268
- Do you like me?
- 386
- 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,312
- - We've been hanging out for two months. Do you like me?
- - I don't know.
- 387
- 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:09,106
- What do you mean you don't know?
- 388
- 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,149
- - It's not that simple.
- - Yes, it is, Izzy.
- 389
- 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,276
- Do you like me or not?
- 390
- 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,570
- - I don't like you, okay? Just leave it.
- - What?
- 391
- 00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:17,406
- Okay. Well, I don't care because I love you.
- 392
- 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,367
- - Oh, my God. Please.
- - What do you mean?
- 393
- 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,910
- - Okay. Please.
- - I can't.
- 394
- 00:28:21,994 --> 00:28:23,245
- Everywhere I look, I see you.
- 395
- 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:27,499
- Even when it's not you, I'm just chasing after somebody.
- I seen green hair, I thought it was you.
- 396
- 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,002
- - You got to leave. Get out.
- - You're telling me to leave?
- 397
- 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:33,338
- - No, I'm not gonna leave because I love you!
- - Stop! Just stop!
- 398
- 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:35,215
- - Stop what? I can't what?
- - You can't!
- 399
- 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:39,094
- - Daryn, stop! Please!
- - I love you! I love you.
- 400
- 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,937
- I have a year to live, if that.
- 401
- 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:52,441
- Still love me now, Daryn?
- 402
- 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:53,859
- Still love me now?
- 403
- 00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:56,486
- - We can figure something...
- - There is no "we"!
- 404
- 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,281
- Get out of my house. Get out! Get out!
- 405
- 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,790
- Shit.
- 406
- 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,755
- You know what?
- 407
- 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:16,924
- Get up.
- 408
- 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,967
- Get up! Both of you. Up. Come on.
- 409
- 00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:21,428
- Just do it. Trust me. Up. Come on.
- 410
- 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,306
- Get up.
- 411
- 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,183
- Scream.
- 412
- 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,768
- What?
- 413
- 00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:29,978
- The universe is an asshole.
- 414
- 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:33,607
- They gave your girl cancer. Don't just take it.
- Yell in its face. Do it right now.
- 415
- 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,318
- - Do it.
- - Why?
- 416
- 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:39,321
- Sometimes that's all you can do, right?
- 417
- 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:42,407
- - Trust me.
- - I can't. I...
- 418
- 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,459
- Suck this, big universe!
- 419
- 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:55,003
- - That's it. Do it.
- - Come on. Try it.
- 420
- 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:56,171
- Do it.
- 421
- 00:29:57,172 --> 00:30:00,884
- - I hate you, universe!
- - Yeah. There it is.
- 422
- 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,303
- - You punk-ass-bully-bitch, universe!
- - Yeah!
- 423
- 00:30:03,387 --> 00:30:05,973
- - Up yours, universe!
- - Why did you do that?
- 424
- 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:09,935
- - Terrible universe!
- - You suck! You suck so much!
- 425
- 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,062
- Seventeen years! Still a virgin!
- 426
- 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:15,482
- I'm still humping a pumpkin!
- And you give him everything that he wants!
- 427
- 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:19,486
- Goddamn white Kevin-Hart-looking piece of shit.
- And I can't get anything?
- 428
- 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:23,031
- I'm shaving all this shit trying to be pretty for y'all
- and it's still...
- 429
- 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,533
- - Kiran!
- - It's not...
- 430
- 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,035
- What are you doing?
- 431
- 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:33,709
- - No. Yeah, I know. I just felt like...
- - "Shaving my shit." What was that?
- 432
- 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,836
- You really shave that shit?
- 433
- 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:38,046
- - Yeah. Every other week.
- - Why?
- 434
- 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:40,215
- - Because my mom says that it adds...
- - Your mom?
- 435
- 00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:41,800
- - Did you just say your...? Dude.
- - No.
- 436
- 00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:44,845
- - You have this weird relationship with your mom.
- - We're not that close.
- 437
- 00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:57,774
- Nothing from Harvard yet.
- 438
- 00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:01,069
- It's still too early but you never know.
- 439
- 00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:03,739
- You're gonna get in, son.
- 440
- 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,700
- You're gonna get in. It's just a formality.
- 441
- 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,165
- I know it's not always easy,
- 442
- 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,627
- but nothing worthwhile ever is.
- 443
- 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,923
- Life can be hard, son.
- 444
- 00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:26,178
- That's why we make plans. Hear me?
- 445
- 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,807
- That's why we make plans.
- 446
- 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:36,230
- I gotta go, Dad. Thank you.
- 447
- 00:31:43,487 --> 00:31:46,615
- I love you and... Izzy!
- 448
- 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,952
- Izzy, I know it sounds crazy but I love you. I'm serious.
- 449
- 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:55,499
- And I don't care if you only have a year to leave,
- if it's the rest of your life then it's everything to me!
- 450
- 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:58,919
- Izzy, I have a plan. I have a plan, Izzy.
- 451
- 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:02,631
- We're gonna live our whole life, all the milestones.
- Everything that we can think off.
- 452
- 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:06,760
- A full, a whole, a complete life.
- All in this year. Me and you.
- 453
- 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:10,264
- Go away, Daryn, okay? I don't believe in happy endings.
- 454
- 00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:14,351
- Well, believe in me, Iz.
- 455
- 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:21,108
- I'm serious about this, Izzy.
- I think this is a really, really good idea.
- 456
- 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:24,194
- It's gonna be like freaking Disneyland.
- 457
- 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:27,656
- I don't even know what that means. And I'm...
- 458
- 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:32,077
- Izzy, I know it's hard to believe but I love you.
- I'm dead serious and...
- 459
- 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:35,247
- One condition.
- 460
- 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,748
- Anything.
- 461
- 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:39,376
- You have to stop saying I love you.
- 462
- 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:43,088
- Everybody thinks they're in love until they're not.
- It's not real.
- 463
- 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,300
- There's just people that aren't the worst right now.
- 464
- 00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,219
- Do we have a deal?
- 465
- 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:52,431
- Deal.
- 466
- 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:02,566
- - What was that?
- - First milestone.
- 467
- 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:21,001
- All right, guys.
- 468
- 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:24,129
- - Come on, Nacho.
- - Milestones are complete.
- 469
- 00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:27,299
- MILESTONES
- 470
- 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:28,884
- Very OCD of you, Daryn.
- 471
- 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:33,096
- I still say running the old A-train is a milestone.
- 472
- 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,641
- Why is the ass hairy?
- 473
- 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:39,061
- Look, this is my attic, okay?
- I'll draw the ass how I want to.
- 474
- 00:33:39,144 --> 00:33:41,647
- - You want the ass to be hairy?
- - It's not hairy. It's like...
- 475
- 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,274
- - Then what is that?
- - Guys, guys! Cool? Yeah?
- 476
- 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,026
- - Sorry.
- - This is the whole plan.
- 477
- 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:49,821
- So, what we're gonna do is we're gonna plot
- these milestones throughout the whole year.
- 478
- 00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:51,990
- All right. All right. What's first?
- 479
- 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,622
- Lovebirds needs a nest.
- 480
- 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:02,084
- - Yeah. That feels like a just-Daryn thing.
- - Yeah.
- 481
- 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,127
- Have fun, buddy.
- 482
- 00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:10,676
- The neo-brutalist foundation is accentuated
- by finishes in maple, marble, granite, glass,
- 483
- 00:34:10,759 --> 00:34:13,053
- and, of course, brushed aluminum.
- 484
- 00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:17,391
- Does anyone have any questions at this point?
- What is it now?
- 485
- 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:22,396
- Darling, do you know how many Indian
- burial grounds this house is built upon?
- 486
- 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,982
- None. There's no burial grounds here.
- 487
- 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,860
- - Bullocks! Blasphemy!
- - Big bullocks!
- 488
- 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:29,945
- Okay. Stop it. Stop. You're not British.
- 489
- 00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:31,822
- - I'm so British.
- - Slander!
- 490
- 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:34,949
- I have half a mind to report you
- to the bumbershoots!
- 491
- 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,077
- A bumbershoot is an umbrella.
- 492
- 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:41,415
- Okay. Look, you've had your fun.
- Now it's time to run along, okay? Go home to your parents.
- 493
- 00:34:41,498 --> 00:34:44,751
- Maybe you're right
- Maybe we are just kids playing make-believe.
- 494
- 00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:45,668
- Maybe?
- 495
- 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:49,715
- Or maybe this kid here
- just sold 2 million albums
- 496
- 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:53,177
- and finished a world tour opening for Big Sean.
- 497
- 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:56,929
- Maybe Rolling Stone
- called him the voice of a generation
- 498
- 00:34:57,014 --> 00:34:59,600
- and Kanye is about to drop on his next single.
- 499
- 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:03,562
- And maybe when he gets on that mic,
- 500
- 00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:06,732
- minds are blown and panties are thrown.
- 501
- 00:35:06,815 --> 00:35:12,279
- Ladies and gentleman, D-Square.
- Come on. Give them a taste.
- 502
- 00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:17,034
- - Taste of what?
- - Your skills.
- 503
- 00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:26,168
- Or maybe...
- 504
- 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:27,544
- Run!
- 505
- 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:32,966
- - To the bumbershoots!
- - Bumbershoots!
- 506
- 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:35,052
- Every open house, huh?
- 507
- 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,599
- Oh, that was good.
- 508
- 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:44,728
- Major flaw.
- 509
- 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:50,108
- - This was you. You messed up.
- - This was you.
- 510
- 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,284
- I'm almost positive November comes before December.
- Who put this shit up here?
- 511
- 00:36:00,702 --> 00:36:01,537
- All right.
- 512
- 00:36:04,081 --> 00:36:06,583
- So watch this one. Boom, there it is.
- 513
- 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:09,670
- Start the engine. Turn. Turn.
- 514
- 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:13,006
- - Okay. I'm taking my hands off the wheel.
- - No!
- 515
- 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:15,300
- Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
- 516
- 00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:18,512
- - Excuse me. Oh, sorry, sir.
- - This is a hospital.
- 517
- 00:36:20,806 --> 00:36:23,642
- - Thank you.
- - I'll be back in a bit.
- 518
- 00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:29,231
- Does that hurt?
- 519
- 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,068
- I'm getting used to it.
- 520
- 00:36:34,653 --> 00:36:38,949
- So this joker over here, that's Sleepy Simon.
- 521
- 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:43,287
- He thinks prostate cancer is worse than ovarian cancer.
- 522
- 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:46,290
- We've got a pretty hefty bet
- who's gonna kick it first.
- 523
- 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:49,710
- He thinks he's got it in the bag
- but I'm feeling pretty lucky.
- 524
- 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:53,672
- Stop saying stuff like that, Izzy. You're fine.
- 525
- 00:36:53,755 --> 00:36:57,634
- - Are you still gonna like me when I look like that?
- - No.
- 526
- 00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,804
- - No?
- - No.
- 527
- 00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:02,806
- You're never gonna look like that.
- 528
- 00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:06,935
- - You're a 10, baby. But that's a 12 over there.
- - Lucky bastard.
- 529
- 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,029
- Tina Tuna.
- 530
- 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:19,948
- - Salmon L. Jackson.
- - Good Gill Hunting.
- 531
- 00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:23,202
- - For Cod sake. It doesn't matter what you call him.
- - Okay. That was good.
- 532
- 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:25,495
- It's a Wilkinsburg fish.
- He'll be dead in an hour.
- 533
- 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:29,041
- No. No. Not true. Just need some vitamins.
- Maybe some fish oils.
- 534
- 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:33,003
- - Your place is this way.
- - Come on. We're making a stop.
- 535
- 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,006
- - To where?
- - Just come with me.
- 536
- 00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:37,883
- Open up!
- 537
- 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:41,678
- - Are those bullet holes?
- - Probably.
- 538
- 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:52,439
- Don't be knocking on my door like the police.
- 539
- 00:37:55,234 --> 00:37:58,862
- - What's up, Ron? Ron, this is Daryn.
- - What up, Iz?
- 540
- 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,948
- - Daryn, this is Ron.
- - How are you, sir?
- 541
- 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:03,700
- - Great to meet you.
- - Your fish is dead, kid.
- 542
- 00:38:04,743 --> 00:38:09,414
- - What did I tell you? Come on.
- - Izzy. Izzy, what are we even doing here?
- 543
- 00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:11,208
- Buying crack.
- 544
- 00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:15,671
- Okay, Daryn, welcome home.
- 545
- 00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:17,798
- Cool, right?
- 546
- 00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:21,593
- This is insane. I was not expecting this to be down here.
- 547
- 00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:22,719
- That's the idea.
- 548
- 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:26,390
- Dopeheads find out about all this,
- they'd be here like roaches in a cereal box.
- 549
- 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:28,809
- - Shit.
- - Ron used to be a big deal.
- 550
- 00:38:28,892 --> 00:38:31,436
- A long, long, long time ago.
- 551
- 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,064
- - That's cold, Iz.
- - I'm joking.
- 552
- 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:37,109
- - It's a really nice spot you've got here, Ron.
- - Thank you, yo.
- 553
- 00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:39,987
- That's called my booth of proof.
- So let me see what you got.
- 554
- 00:38:41,238 --> 00:38:44,616
- - Me?
- - No, no, that goofy kid behind you.
- 555
- 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,661
- No.
- 556
- 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:56,962
- No, like, I don't, like... I don't make music.
- Like, I never been in one of this...
- 557
- 00:38:57,045 --> 00:38:59,131
- In a recording space before.
- 558
- 00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:02,009
- - Don't look so nervous. Get in.
- - I don't rap.
- 559
- 00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:05,387
- - He's kidding. Let's go. Come on.
- - I don't... Seriously. No, no. I don't...
- 560
- 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,890
- - Come on, let's go. Hurry up.
- - Izzy, I just... All right.
- 561
- 00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:11,518
- Dude, you're wasting time.
- Stop talking. Start rapping. Go.
- 562
- 00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:14,188
- Just don't choke, okay?
- 563
- 00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:15,856
- I'm kidding.
- 564
- 00:39:17,274 --> 00:39:21,069
- - Shark Tank starts in 20. Let's get it.
- - Okay.
- 565
- 00:39:23,155 --> 00:39:25,240
- Yeah. Okay.
- 566
- 00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:47,804
- Hey, yo, when the beat drops, you start spitting, all right?
- 567
- 00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:52,267
- Okay, cool. What is the drop that you're referring to?
- What does that mean?
- 568
- 00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:58,273
- - I'll count you in right here.
- - Okay.
- 569
- 00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:02,444
- - Spit.
- - This is the beat dropping? It just happened?
- 570
- 00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:04,196
- - Right there? Okay.
- - Yeah, yo.
- 571
- 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:07,991
- - That's where I'm supposed to be rapping, right?
- - Just do you.
- 572
- 00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:09,785
- - Okay?
- - Don't touch my button.
- 573
- 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:12,371
- - I know. You get sensitive...
- - Let me...
- 574
- 00:40:12,454 --> 00:40:16,166
- You're right. Just do me. Just do me. All right.
- 575
- 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,751
- Here it comes again.
- 576
- 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:22,005
- Yo, titties in my face
- Drop a hundred million on a chain
- 577
- 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,550
- Strippers in the back
- Of the whip like that
- 578
- 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:28,720
- Grab 100K in my Winnie the Pooh blanket
- Had a sad time, then I'm drinking
- 579
- 00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:31,223
- I got cash
- Hella cash
- 580
- 00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:33,141
- I'm in a Rolls-Royce
- 581
- 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,894
- I thought you said he was good.
- 582
- 00:40:35,978 --> 00:40:39,481
- Now I got a hundred dollar...
- Had to do it like a kind of sin
- 583
- 00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:41,358
- I turned 10
- It's a young boys school...
- 584
- 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:42,776
- What are you doing?
- 585
- 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:45,320
- You're embarrassing me
- with weird wannabe-ass titty rap.
- 586
- 00:40:45,404 --> 00:40:48,115
- I don't even know where I am.
- I don't even wanna be in here.
- 587
- 00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:50,576
- - This is where you wanna be.
- - You're embarrassing me.
- 588
- 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,663
- - I'll let y'all figure it out while I get a beer.
- - Dude, sit down!
- 589
- 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:59,251
- And you, say something! You're wasting my time!
- Or is this not part of your perfectly created plan?
- 590
- 00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:02,004
- No, this is not part of the plan, come on.
- 591
- 00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:06,091
- Ron, did you know that Daryn has a plan?
- Him and his daddy have it all figured out.
- 592
- 00:41:06,175 --> 00:41:09,595
- He's gonna go to Harvard
- because that's what his daddy wants.
- 593
- 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:12,097
- You know what? They only take 6 percent.
- 594
- 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:14,391
- - Six percent, seems crazy.
- - Yeah, it's crazy.
- 595
- 00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:18,270
- Couldn't believe it's that easy.
- I wish my odds were that good.
- 596
- 00:41:18,353 --> 00:41:22,608
- But they're not. I don't have a future. My odds suck!
- 597
- 00:41:22,691 --> 00:41:25,277
- But I get it. This is hard, right?
- 598
- 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:30,073
- But running, that's easy for you. You're good at that.
- You got the state record and everything.
- 599
- 00:41:30,157 --> 00:41:34,745
- So you know what? Run home, Daddy's boy,
- because I haven't got time for this shit.
- 600
- 00:41:36,121 --> 00:41:37,414
- See you later, Ron. I'm sorry.
- 601
- 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,711
- - Iz.
- - What you know about my life, huh?
- 602
- 00:41:42,794 --> 00:41:44,254
- - Nothing!
- - Iz.
- 603
- 00:41:45,255 --> 00:41:48,967
- What you know about the 5 a.m. running
- before the sun up? Nothing!
- 604
- 00:41:49,051 --> 00:41:50,761
- How you dare disrespect me?
- 605
- 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:53,555
- 5k record holder
- Captain of the track
- 606
- 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:55,516
- City on my shoulder
- Thought I told you
- 607
- 00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:57,935
- I'm the illest and the fastest
- These jokers trash
- 608
- 00:41:58,018 --> 00:42:00,938
- And they moving slower than molasses
- I'm about to pass them
- 609
- 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:02,231
- I'm taking off like a rocket
- 610
- 00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,650
- But please, don't worry, baby girl
- 'Cause I got this
- 611
- 00:42:04,733 --> 00:42:07,236
- Yo
- Man, I got this
- 612
- 00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:09,321
- You should worry about your life
- Man, I got this
- 613
- 00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:12,115
- How you expected to survive?
- Man, I got this
- 614
- 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,201
- I'm your guy
- And you know that I got this
- 615
- 00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:17,079
- Oh, my God.
- 616
- 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:21,708
- I can't believe
- What I finally achieved
- 617
- 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:24,044
- Man, you got me in a stu
- I don't think I'll ever leave
- 618
- 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:26,880
- Man, my heart is racing
- You can see my pulse through my sleeve
- 619
- 00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:28,924
- The flow is biblical
- Now I'm parting the sea
- 620
- 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,009
- Jeez
- Now I think I'm starting to see
- 621
- 00:42:31,093 --> 00:42:33,720
- Man, I need to shake off Harvard
- Get my heart in the street
- 622
- 00:42:33,804 --> 00:42:35,848
- But that isn't the man
- I was brought up to be
- 623
- 00:42:35,931 --> 00:42:38,308
- I'm thinking about my father
- It gets harder to breathe
- 624
- 00:42:38,392 --> 00:42:41,144
- Like, wait
- Do I got this?
- 625
- 00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:43,480
- Man, I'm worried about my life
- Do I got this?
- 626
- 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:45,649
- How am I expected to survive?
- Do I got this?
- 627
- 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:47,818
- Now I'm tripping
- Because I don't think I got this
- 628
- 00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:49,736
- If being a son is a job
- You should fire me
- 629
- 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:52,698
- I'm sick of buying ties and competing with
- Ivy-League Honor roll kids
- 630
- 00:42:52,781 --> 00:42:55,200
- Trying to make it high society
- My life is a marathon
- 631
- 00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:57,828
- It don't have no privacy
- From the ghost of my father's shadow
- 632
- 00:42:57,911 --> 00:42:59,538
- I hope in my life
- I could take it far
- 633
- 00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:02,082
- I know I care
- My baby girl got me drawn in
- 634
- 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,293
- The boy is sick
- You got a towel, then throw it in
- 635
- 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:06,545
- Ron looking at my face
- Like, "We need more of this"
- 636
- 00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:09,256
- Damn, why can't you let me be
- Who I wanna be?
- 637
- 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,216
- Life is love
- My love is right in front of me
- 638
- 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,302
- You made me so passive
- And this is my reaction
- 639
- 00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:17,347
- When you only pay attention to goals
- That's what happens, yo
- 640
- 00:43:17,431 --> 00:43:18,265
- Man, I got this
- 641
- 00:43:18,348 --> 00:43:20,684
- You should worry about your life
- Man, I got this
- 642
- 00:43:20,767 --> 00:43:23,353
- How you expected to survive?
- Man, I got this
- 643
- 00:43:23,437 --> 00:43:26,398
- Are you gonna buy a ride?
- Man, I got this, yo
- 644
- 00:43:26,481 --> 00:43:27,941
- Isabelle, I got this
- 645
- 00:43:28,025 --> 00:43:29,943
- We got our whole life
- No watches
- 646
- 00:43:30,027 --> 00:43:32,529
- Now we about to fly a plane
- In a cockpit
- 647
- 00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:35,574
- I'm your guy
- And you know that I got this, yo
- 648
- 00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:38,452
- Oh, my God.
- 649
- 00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:40,913
- I got this. Oh, man.
- 650
- 00:43:40,996 --> 00:43:42,206
- I got this!
- 651
- 00:43:42,289 --> 00:43:45,375
- - I got this!
- - Here it is, here it is, here it is.
- 652
- 00:43:46,752 --> 00:43:48,921
- - I'm proud of you, Square.
- - Congratulations.
- 653
- 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:50,130
- Oh, my goodness.
- 654
- 00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:56,553
- Do you have, like, an iCloud account
- or, like, a thumb drive or something?
- 655
- 00:43:56,637 --> 00:44:00,933
- - Dude, clouds are for cupids, man.
- - What's that mean?
- 656
- 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:04,019
- Look, if you want folks to feel your music,
- you gotta feel it first.
- 657
- 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:08,065
- You know what I mean?
- You gotta touch it, feel it, smell it. Okay?
- 658
- 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:10,400
- Yeah, I like it.
- 659
- 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,152
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 660
- 00:44:12,236 --> 00:44:15,697
- - I'm gonna get back to my shark tank.
- - I really appreciate this, bro. I really...
- 661
- 00:44:15,781 --> 00:44:19,660
- Whoa, industry rule 489.
- Hip-hoppers, we don't hug. We just hit it right here.
- 662
- 00:44:19,743 --> 00:44:21,245
- - Okay. Bump. There it is.
- - Bump.
- 663
- 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:23,580
- Ron doesn't like touching, okay?
- 664
- 00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:25,624
- - See you later.
- - See you next time, bro.
- 665
- 00:44:39,304 --> 00:44:41,431
- Oh, shit.
- 666
- 00:44:51,692 --> 00:44:54,444
- How many people do you think drowned here?
- 667
- 00:44:56,113 --> 00:44:58,282
- I say, around 3,000.
- 668
- 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,075
- Mostly witches though.
- 669
- 00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:03,203
- Yeah, it's definitely creepy.
- 670
- 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:08,000
- - What's up, Square? What's wrong?
- - Okay.
- 671
- 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:12,171
- - Okay. Sit down. What's going on?
- - Okay. Okay.
- 672
- 00:45:14,590 --> 00:45:17,217
- - Isabelle...
- - Oh, shit.
- 673
- 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,053
- Will you marry me?
- 674
- 00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:27,811
- Are you really asking me to marry you
- or is this just another milestone?
- 675
- 00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:29,396
- Well, this is...
- 676
- 00:45:30,731 --> 00:45:33,692
- - Yes. I'm asking you...
- - How's Friday?
- 677
- 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:37,821
- - Wow, yeah, this is beautiful.
- - This Friday?
- 678
- 00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:43,660
- Yeah, you're right. That's too far away. We should do it
- tomorrow, right? That's a great idea.
- 679
- 00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:46,246
- - Okay, yeah, that's...
- - Yeah, I can see it now.
- 680
- 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:50,000
- Everyone in black tie, except me, of course.
- I'll be in white.
- 681
- 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:54,588
- Bright, bright white, just like our cake,
- which will be shaped like our love.
- 682
- 00:45:54,671 --> 00:46:00,052
- We'll have a perfect fairy-tale wedding.
- And we'll go on our honeymoon, to Niagara Falls.
- 683
- 00:46:00,135 --> 00:46:03,013
- We'll get a suite and a heart-shaped bed.
- 684
- 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:06,308
- And then, we'll get to work making babies, am I right?
- 685
- 00:46:06,391 --> 00:46:10,312
- We need a shit-ton of babies
- if I'm gonna have a happily ever after.
- 686
- 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:16,902
- Except I can't have a happily ever after.
- 687
- 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:21,323
- Don't you get it?
- 688
- 00:46:29,373 --> 00:46:32,668
- What...? What is going on?
- 689
- 00:46:33,669 --> 00:46:35,754
- What have you done now?
- 690
- 00:46:41,426 --> 00:46:45,264
- Oh, guys. Oh, my God.
- 691
- 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:52,062
- I'm sorry. I just thought you would like it.
- 692
- 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:56,775
- - Why don't we just stick to make-believe, okay?
- - Yeah.
- 693
- 00:46:56,859 --> 00:46:59,528
- - I'm sorry.
- - No, no, no, it's okay. I'm sorry.
- 694
- 00:47:00,946 --> 00:47:03,073
- I'm sticking to make-believe.
- 695
- 00:47:03,156 --> 00:47:06,618
- - Are you cold?
- - Yeah, let's go back home. Sorry.
- 696
- 00:47:06,702 --> 00:47:09,121
- - I'm cold. I'm just...
- - Let's go back home.
- 697
- 00:47:10,664 --> 00:47:13,000
- Yeah, see, I'm freezing.
- 698
- 00:47:55,959 --> 00:48:01,381
- If I get pumped full of radiation, I should at least
- have superpowers or something, you know?
- 699
- 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:03,967
- I mean, come on.
- 700
- 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,891
- Where's...? Where's Sleepy Simon?
- 701
- 00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:16,021
- Sleepy Simon won the bet.
- 702
- 00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:24,488
- What about the ability to control ants?
- 703
- 00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:32,120
- I thought about that quite a lot, like...
- There's 10 trillion ants in the world. Did you know that?
- 704
- 00:48:53,183 --> 00:48:54,601
- Thank you, baby.
- 705
- 00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:58,188
- No problem, let's get you in bed.
- 706
- 00:49:04,194 --> 00:49:05,362
- Do you wanna stay?
- 707
- 00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:09,616
- I can't. I have to... I have homework.
- 708
- 00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:14,246
- I get it. I'm just gonna buzz out of your way.
- 709
- 00:49:27,718 --> 00:49:29,469
- They're from my mom.
- 710
- 00:49:29,553 --> 00:49:36,185
- Every birthday, Christmas, and Thanksgiving
- for the last 12 years.
- 711
- 00:49:39,563 --> 00:49:42,232
- Speaking of parents...
- 712
- 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,819
- mine wanna meet you.
- 713
- 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:51,241
- Izzy?
- 714
- 00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:54,828
- - Izzy.
- - I'm awake.
- 715
- 00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:59,708
- I'm just picturing what an epic disaster that's gonna be.
- 716
- 00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:03,670
- So count me in.
- 717
- 00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:20,562
- I think you're really gonna like Isabelle, Dad.
- She's really awesome. And Phil...
- 718
- 00:50:21,605 --> 00:50:23,065
- Phil is...
- 719
- 00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,316
- Right just on time.
- 720
- 00:50:24,399 --> 00:50:27,110
- - Yeah, Dad, let me get this.
- - Son, I got it.
- 721
- 00:50:28,737 --> 00:50:30,822
- I made a casserole.
- 722
- 00:50:32,574 --> 00:50:34,326
- Which one of you is Isabelle?
- 723
- 00:50:35,619 --> 00:50:38,997
- - Please, come on in.
- - It's so nice to meet you, sir.
- 724
- 00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:42,084
- - Please, come in.
- - I got you something.
- 725
- 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:44,378
- It's small and stupid, but...
- 726
- 00:50:45,671 --> 00:50:50,300
- Thank you. It's Christmas Eve.
- I should've gotten something for you, and I didn't.
- 727
- 00:50:50,384 --> 00:50:52,636
- - And I feel terrible.
- - You messed up.
- 728
- 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,472
- - Yes, I did.
- - I must be rubbing off on you.
- 729
- 00:50:58,559 --> 00:50:59,685
- Thank you.
- 730
- 00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:01,979
- Let me get this for you.
- 731
- 00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:05,023
- Xavier and I, we went to Wilkinsburg High School,
- 732
- 00:51:05,107 --> 00:51:08,569
- and then we moved
- into this tiny, shabby studio apartment
- 733
- 00:51:08,652 --> 00:51:11,196
- about two blocks away from the tap house.
- 734
- 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,323
- That place is now the Club Mirella,
- 735
- 00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:16,952
- and shield your eyes
- for you are gazing upon their headliner.
- 736
- 00:51:17,035 --> 00:51:19,830
- Oh, no applause, please. Hey, stop that.
- 737
- 00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:22,916
- Nasty girl. I told you, no applause.
- 738
- 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:28,255
- - Isabelle, you must be very proud of your father.
- - I don't have a father.
- 739
- 00:51:29,381 --> 00:51:33,260
- - I'm more of a super-fun au pair.
- - Yeah.
- 740
- 00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:36,763
- Well, you'll have to get us tickets.
- 741
- 00:51:36,847 --> 00:51:39,975
- - I can't believe you guys are from Wilkinsburg.
- - Yes.
- 742
- 00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:46,273
- - Xavier was a janitor, and then he bought the company.
- - I believe the proper term is custodial attendant.
- 743
- 00:51:46,356 --> 00:51:49,151
- - Thank you. I appreciate that.
- - From Wilkinsburg to all this.
- 744
- 00:51:49,234 --> 00:51:52,529
- - That is very inspirational.
- - Well, we're very blessed.
- 745
- 00:51:52,613 --> 00:51:56,992
- What we did is we worked hard.
- Wilkinsburg is no place to raise a child.
- 746
- 00:51:57,075 --> 00:52:00,495
- Oh, I don't know. You turned out just fine, diva.
- 747
- 00:52:00,579 --> 00:52:03,498
- You're just saying that
- because you see the house we live in now.
- 748
- 00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:07,961
- You didn't see the toilets I had to clean,
- or the days we went hungry.
- 749
- 00:52:08,045 --> 00:52:09,588
- It wasn't that bad.
- 750
- 00:52:09,671 --> 00:52:13,300
- Nights sitting in a chair with a broom,
- keeping the rats out of Daryn's crib.
- 751
- 00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:17,387
- - I don't remember any of that.
- - Good. It's because we made a plan.
- 752
- 00:52:17,471 --> 00:52:19,932
- But sometimes, bad shit just happens.
- 753
- 00:52:21,266 --> 00:52:24,520
- I mean, some stuff you can't keep away with a broom, right?
- 754
- 00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:25,521
- Apparently not.
- 755
- 00:52:26,813 --> 00:52:30,609
- You know, I just love these candlesticks.
- Are they silver?
- 756
- 00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:33,529
- Actually, I believe those are pewter.
- 757
- 00:52:33,612 --> 00:52:38,700
- - So, Isabelle, where do you go to school?
- - She's homeschooled, actually.
- 758
- 00:52:40,369 --> 00:52:44,331
- - What about college?
- - I hadn't given it much thought yet.
- 759
- 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:49,211
- - Not everybody is destined for higher education.
- - I actually couldn't agree more.
- 760
- 00:52:49,294 --> 00:52:52,965
- I think the world could do with a few
- less fancy degrees and a few more artists.
- 761
- 00:52:53,048 --> 00:52:56,218
- - Who live in their parents' basements.
- - Like half of all college grads?
- 762
- 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:00,806
- - Dessert?
- - Daryn is destined to do great things.
- 763
- 00:53:00,889 --> 00:53:06,854
- - Maybe he's already doing great things.
- - The first steps to any plan is identifying a proper goal.
- 764
- 00:53:06,937 --> 00:53:08,814
- Harvard undergraduate first.
- 765
- 00:53:08,897 --> 00:53:11,692
- - Then, Yale Law.
- - I just got exhausted even listening to that shit.
- 766
- 00:53:11,775 --> 00:53:13,986
- Not everybody can be a super-fun au pair.
- 767
- 00:53:14,069 --> 00:53:17,072
- - Maybe that's enough, Xavier.
- - Because I'm his father, and he is my son.
- 768
- 00:53:17,155 --> 00:53:19,199
- - Dad.
- - We have a responsibility to each other.
- 769
- 00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:22,578
- - He puts his faith in me, and I protect him.
- - From what, zombies?
- 770
- 00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:24,121
- - No, from you.
- - Excuse you!
- 771
- 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,956
- - Girls like you, girls your type.
- - Dad.
- 772
- 00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:26,999
- - I am so sorry.
- - Dad!
- 773
- 00:53:27,082 --> 00:53:30,127
- - ...distraction that you've become in his life.
- - Dad, I got waitlisted!
- 774
- 00:53:31,879 --> 00:53:32,921
- Excuse me?
- 775
- 00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:36,592
- - Well, that's not a no, so let's remain positive.
- - When did you find this out?
- 776
- 00:53:37,968 --> 00:53:40,345
- - A week or two ago.
- - And you're just telling me this now?
- 777
- 00:53:40,429 --> 00:53:42,431
- - I'm sure he had a reason.
- - Stop coddling him!
- 778
- 00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:48,228
- Don't you see he's throwing his life away for you?
- How can you be this selfish?
- 779
- 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:52,524
- - I mean, there's no future here.
- - Okay, enough. Let's go. We're going.
- 780
- 00:53:52,608 --> 00:53:55,527
- - I am really sorry.
- - Stand up. Here we go, sweetheart.
- 781
- 00:53:55,611 --> 00:53:56,445
- Daryn.
- 782
- 00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:01,200
- Come here, sweetheart. Easy.
- 783
- 00:54:01,283 --> 00:54:03,911
- - Thank you for the wonderful dinner, Catherine.
- - I'm sorry.
- 784
- 00:54:03,994 --> 00:54:06,455
- And this is mine now, bitch.
- 785
- 00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:13,378
- I hope you're happy, son.
- 786
- 00:55:51,977 --> 00:55:58,066
- I managed to get us a meeting with James Maxwell.
- We have to be perfect in there, son.
- 787
- 00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:03,197
- Don't focus so much on athletic accomplishments,
- and make sure to mention Honors Society.
- 788
- 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:08,118
- All right, hey, just stick to the script, okay?
- Just stick to the script.
- 789
- 00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:11,788
- One foot and then the other.
- 790
- 00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:16,043
- - I see you've been waitlisted.
- - Yes, sir.
- 791
- 00:56:17,669 --> 00:56:19,087
- At least it's not a no.
- 792
- 00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:23,967
- Yeah, yeah, your grades have slipped a little lately.
- 793
- 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:28,096
- A temporary situation that has been rectified.
- 794
- 00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:35,812
- Honestly, this is just a paper
- that tells me what you've done.
- 795
- 00:56:35,896 --> 00:56:40,400
- What I'm really interested in is who you are.
- 796
- 00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:44,780
- Well, I'm captain of the varsity track team.
- I'm a member of National Honors Society.
- 797
- 00:56:44,863 --> 00:56:51,078
- And I have the state record in the 5000-meter...
- 798
- 00:56:53,288 --> 00:56:54,790
- And I have a...
- 799
- 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:58,919
- ...GPA of...
- 800
- 00:57:01,797 --> 00:57:06,718
- Blah, blah, blah.
- I'm listing a bunch of bullshit right now.
- 801
- 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:07,845
- Here's who I am.
- 802
- 00:57:07,928 --> 00:57:11,515
- I might suck at punching people,
- but I can get an entire ice cream shop going.
- 803
- 00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:14,726
- I can eat like a person, but I can also be an asshole.
- 804
- 00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:20,607
- I know that greatness requires sacrifice, hard work,
- and dedication, but I also know that clouds are for cupids.
- 805
- 00:57:20,691 --> 00:57:23,735
- And some things you just can't keep away with a broom.
- 806
- 00:57:23,819 --> 00:57:27,614
- And I know that I have to be true to myself
- before I can be true to her, but...
- 807
- 00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:34,913
- she's not here right now.
- 808
- 00:57:36,164 --> 00:57:39,168
- I'm sorry. I've wasted your time, sir. So I'm gonna go.
- 809
- 00:57:40,711 --> 00:57:44,089
- - And nice to see you again, Daryn.
- - It's good to see you as well, Mr. Maxwell.
- 810
- 00:57:44,173 --> 00:57:47,384
- - I gotta go.
- - Excuse me for a moment.
- 811
- 00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:16,788
- How did it go?
- 812
- 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,377
- Wait!
- 813
- 00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:26,131
- You're a stupid, selfish child.
- 814
- 00:58:26,215 --> 00:58:30,093
- All this hard work, all this sacrifice, you're just gonna
- throw it away for a damn girl?
- 815
- 00:58:30,177 --> 00:58:34,139
- - Her name is Isabelle! She's not just some damn girl!
- - Xavier!
- 816
- 00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:36,642
- - We had a plan!
- - You know what I think of that plan?
- 817
- 00:58:36,725 --> 00:58:38,310
- Let me show you what I think!
- 818
- 00:58:38,393 --> 00:58:40,437
- - Hey! Come here!
- - Xavier!
- 819
- 00:58:40,521 --> 00:58:43,982
- - Let me show you what I think about your plan!
- - Hey!
- 820
- 00:58:44,066 --> 00:58:48,195
- - I hate your plan!
- - What are you doing? Stop it! Stop!
- 821
- 00:58:48,278 --> 00:58:51,740
- - I've always hated it!
- - Stop! Stop! Stop!
- 822
- 00:58:51,823 --> 00:58:54,660
- - Stop!
- - Hey! Don't you dare!
- 823
- 00:58:58,497 --> 00:59:00,332
- We had a plan, son.
- 824
- 00:59:00,415 --> 00:59:03,710
- - This is what we worked for. This is your dream.
- - This is your dream!
- 825
- 00:59:03,794 --> 00:59:06,338
- This is your dream!
- 826
- 00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:10,551
- You don't even know my dreams!
- 827
- 00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:16,807
- I have always supported you,
- but I will not lose my son over this.
- 828
- 00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:20,143
- Daryn?
- 829
- 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:28,694
- Isabelle.
- 830
- 00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:32,239
- Isabelle!
- 831
- 00:59:35,826 --> 00:59:37,452
- Isabelle.
- 832
- 00:59:37,536 --> 00:59:39,663
- Isabelle!
- 833
- 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:43,041
- Izzy. Izzy, please, no!
- 834
- 00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:47,337
- I'm done with this! I'm over with it! It's not like before!
- 835
- 00:59:47,421 --> 00:59:50,674
- I'm so sorry, Izzy. I should have never
- let my father treat you like that.
- 836
- 00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:55,971
- I was just so nervous about Harvard, about our future,
- about so many things, Izzy,
- 837
- 00:59:56,054 --> 00:59:59,016
- but that was so stupid, and I should have stood up for you.
- 838
- 00:59:59,099 --> 01:00:02,060
- I know that it's too late, but I tore down the plan.
- 839
- 01:00:02,144 --> 01:00:03,896
- - I'm done with it.
- - Hey, shut up!
- 840
- 01:00:03,979 --> 01:00:05,647
- Yo, you shut up!
- 841
- 01:00:05,731 --> 01:00:07,566
- Izzy, don't go! I just...
- 842
- 01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:12,112
- No more milestones, no more pretending,
- no more fairy tales and make-believe!
- 843
- 01:00:12,196 --> 01:00:16,408
- None of that! I just... I don't want the life
- that we should have had...
- 844
- 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:22,748
- I just want our life.
- 845
- 01:00:30,964 --> 01:00:34,593
- Get up. Drama queen.
- 846
- 01:00:48,023 --> 01:00:49,775
- One more?
- 847
- 01:00:49,858 --> 01:00:51,652
- One more.
- 848
- 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:52,694
- Let's go.
- 849
- 01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:06,625
- Where are we going, Square?
- 850
- 01:01:09,086 --> 01:01:12,214
- What? Where are you taking me?
- 851
- 01:01:14,424 --> 01:01:15,801
- We'll see.
- 852
- 01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:18,262
- Oh, mysterious Square.
- 853
- 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,472
- If I tickle you, will you tell me?
- 854
- 01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:31,275
- - See, there's just police. There's police.
- - Square!
- 855
- 01:01:33,569 --> 01:01:35,028
- Look, baby.
- 856
- 01:01:35,112 --> 01:01:39,324
- - You can't see anything! We're gonna crash!
- - Baby.
- 857
- 01:02:08,437 --> 01:02:09,980
- All right.
- 858
- 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,692
- I think this is all we have.
- 859
- 01:02:13,775 --> 01:02:16,320
- Don't worry. I got this.
- 860
- 01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:27,623
- How you doing?
- 861
- 01:02:40,344 --> 01:02:43,972
- Isabelle! Izzy! Izzy, start the car!
- 862
- 01:02:44,056 --> 01:02:45,516
- You are insane!
- 863
- 01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:49,061
- Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
- 864
- 01:02:50,145 --> 01:02:52,022
- - All right.
- - Get back here, you are done!
- 865
- 01:02:52,105 --> 01:02:53,857
- - Balls, balls, balls!
- - You piece of shit!
- 866
- 01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:55,192
- I'm gonna kill you!
- 867
- 01:02:55,275 --> 01:02:59,071
- Oh, my God!
- 868
- 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:05,869
- Holy shit! Oh, my God, he had a baseball bat!
- 869
- 01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:10,916
- - That was amazing. I am so proud of you, you weirdo.
- - All right. That's great.
- 870
- 01:03:13,252 --> 01:03:14,837
- - Okay.
- - I can't believe it.
- 871
- 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,547
- You robbed your first shop.
- 872
- 01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:17,840
- Oh, my gosh.
- 873
- 01:04:24,364 --> 01:04:27,201
- This is pretty cool, Square.
- 874
- 01:04:56,104 --> 01:04:57,356
- Thank you.
- 875
- 01:04:58,190 --> 01:05:00,234
- Fire, yo.
- 876
- 01:05:00,317 --> 01:05:01,902
- Oh, my God.
- 877
- 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:05,489
- - What is that?
- - Come on, just take one good guess.
- 878
- 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:23,131
- - Look.
- - Oh, my God... Iz!
- 879
- 01:05:23,215 --> 01:05:26,134
- - Izzy, what is that?
- - It's a baby hedgehog.
- 880
- 01:05:26,218 --> 01:05:29,304
- - You should put it back.
- - What are you talking about?
- 881
- 01:05:29,388 --> 01:05:31,640
- His mom's roadkill. He's an orphan.
- 882
- 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:33,100
- - Okay.
- - Poor little guy.
- 883
- 01:05:33,183 --> 01:05:35,602
- I'm gonna name him Square, after you.
- 884
- 01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:38,438
- Kind of like George Foreman,
- when he names all his kids George.
- 885
- 01:05:38,522 --> 01:05:41,775
- - Yeah.
- - Square Jr., meet Papa Square.
- 886
- 01:05:45,237 --> 01:05:48,115
- Whoa, whoa, baby, baby, are you okay?
- 887
- 01:05:48,198 --> 01:05:50,200
- I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
- 888
- 01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,536
- This is why you shouldn't do drugs.
- 889
- 01:05:52,619 --> 01:05:55,622
- - Oh, I don't feel good.
- - Poor Papa Square.
- 890
- 01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:58,083
- What did you do? Eat it?
- 891
- 01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:14,683
- - What was that?
- - Nothing. Some idiot just broke a lamp.
- 892
- 01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:18,896
- Oh, my God, this is insane.
- 893
- 01:06:24,193 --> 01:06:28,530
- - So I think Big Sean's performing here tomorrow.
- - We should go.
- 894
- 01:06:28,614 --> 01:06:33,535
- - Maybe this time, we'll actually get to see the show.
- - Yeah, that would be a lot of fun.
- 895
- 01:06:46,173 --> 01:06:49,885
- Oh, is it too much? Do I look stupid?
- 896
- 01:06:49,968 --> 01:06:54,056
- No. Not at all. You look absolutely amazing.
- 897
- 01:07:17,412 --> 01:07:18,580
- Hey, wait.
- 898
- 01:07:19,915 --> 01:07:21,625
- It's okay.
- 899
- 01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:25,045
- It's okay, baby.
- 900
- 01:07:30,676 --> 01:07:32,594
- You're so beautiful.
- 901
- 01:08:21,059 --> 01:08:23,937
- This is amazing!
- 902
- 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:26,106
- This is so awesome!
- 903
- 01:08:28,524 --> 01:08:30,068
- He's so good.
- 904
- 01:08:31,653 --> 01:08:35,198
- Hey! Look. I made you something.
- 905
- 01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:39,953
- - What's this?
- - It's the demo you recorded. I made it all fancy for you.
- 906
- 01:08:40,037 --> 01:08:42,663
- Iz, are you serious?
- 907
- 01:08:42,747 --> 01:08:46,210
- - Listen, you have to give it to Big Sean.
- - This is awesome. D... Wait, what?
- 908
- 01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:48,921
- - All right? Come on, Daryn.
- - I can't give this to Big Sean
- 909
- 01:08:49,004 --> 01:08:52,299
- - I'm not joking, all right? You have to do this!
- - How?
- 910
- 01:08:52,381 --> 01:08:55,219
- You'll figure it out. Just promise me.
- 911
- 01:08:55,301 --> 01:08:57,429
- - Promise?
- - Okay, yeah, I promise.
- 912
- 01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:59,640
- Okay. Here.
- 913
- 01:08:59,723 --> 01:09:02,768
- - Hey.
- - Take Junior. I've got to run, all right?
- 914
- 01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:04,853
- - Good luck.
- - Run where? What are you going?
- 915
- 01:09:04,937 --> 01:09:07,648
- - Izzy, whatever you're...
- - Hey, Hulk Ass!
- 916
- 01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:09,233
- Yeah, you! Remember me?
- 917
- 01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:11,359
- - How's that shnoz of yours?
- - You!
- 918
- 01:09:11,443 --> 01:09:13,278
- Hey! Come here!
- 919
- 01:09:13,362 --> 01:09:17,407
- - I'll meet you at the car!
- - Hey! Stop her!
- 920
- 01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:27,667
- One foot then the other.
- 921
- 01:09:33,881 --> 01:09:36,844
- Hey, thank you, Philly!
- 922
- 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,901
- What is that thing?
- 923
- 01:09:52,984 --> 01:09:56,405
- - This is a...
- - Yo, is that a hedgehog?
- 924
- 01:09:58,532 --> 01:10:01,076
- Yeah. Yeah, this is Square Jr.
- 925
- 01:10:01,159 --> 01:10:05,664
- Man, he's your biggest fan. I swear
- he's got all your albums in chronological order.
- 926
- 01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:07,916
- - Yo, I gotta get a photo.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 927
- 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:08,834
- - Yeah.
- - Let's do it.
- 928
- 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:12,421
- - You, take the photo of me and the hedgehog.
- - Oh, yeah. Sure.
- 929
- 01:10:12,504 --> 01:10:15,257
- - That's so cool.
- - Totally, right?
- 930
- 01:10:15,340 --> 01:10:17,968
- - Okay, one, two, three.
- - One more.
- 931
- 01:10:18,051 --> 01:10:19,094
- I love animals.
- 932
- 01:10:19,178 --> 01:10:21,346
- - Put the hedgehog up a little more.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 933
- 01:10:21,430 --> 01:10:25,225
- - No, just... It's all right.
- - I do love animals. There you go.
- 934
- 01:10:25,309 --> 01:10:27,227
- - Here you go.
- - Oh, yeah, thanks.
- 935
- 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,520
- Hi, little guy.
- 936
- 01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:32,608
- - Brian, what happened to your nose, man?
- - What?
- 937
- 01:10:33,984 --> 01:10:35,527
- Some big dude jumped me.
- 938
- 01:10:35,611 --> 01:10:37,779
- - Again?
- - Yeah, again.
- 939
- 01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:39,865
- You gotta be more careful, man.
- 940
- 01:10:39,948 --> 01:10:41,325
- Yeah, whatever.
- 941
- 01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:45,871
- - My bodyguard needs a bodyguard.
- - I'll protect you!
- 942
- 01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:48,999
- Yo, yo, is there...?
- 943
- 01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:04,640
- And then, he's like, "Is that a hedgehog?"
- I'm like, "Yeah, this is Square Jr."
- 944
- 01:11:04,723 --> 01:11:06,225
- He's like, "We have to get a pic."
- 945
- 01:11:06,308 --> 01:11:07,809
- Then the security guard comes back,
- 946
- 01:11:07,893 --> 01:11:11,104
- so I have to hide behind that person
- that was taking the picture,
- 947
- 01:11:11,188 --> 01:11:14,024
- And then... And then, he goes.
- The security guard leaves again.
- 948
- 01:11:14,107 --> 01:11:17,694
- I gave him the CD.
- I was like, "Hey, will you listen to this?"
- 949
- 01:11:17,778 --> 01:11:20,864
- And he was like, "Yeah, sure."
- And I was like, "Wow."
- 950
- 01:11:20,948 --> 01:11:25,452
- The fact that he would even take that from a fan,
- I was like, "Okay, cool."
- 951
- 01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:29,831
- That was really, really awesome for me,
- but maybe he'll actually listen to the CD.
- 952
- 01:11:29,915 --> 01:11:35,003
- You know, maybe in the car on the way home, whatever.
- But, you know, that would be really, really cool.
- 953
- 01:11:35,087 --> 01:11:39,174
- Just to hear feedback. I don't know.
- I just hope I can meet him again, one day, too.
- 954
- 01:11:39,258 --> 01:11:42,344
- See if he likes it. Regardless...
- 955
- 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:52,729
- Izzy.
- 956
- 01:11:52,813 --> 01:11:54,565
- Cutie-pie.
- 957
- 01:11:55,816 --> 01:11:59,653
- - We're here.
- - Where?
- 958
- 01:12:00,737 --> 01:12:02,030
- Look.
- 959
- 01:12:06,118 --> 01:12:07,077
- Shit.
- 960
- 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:07,995
- - Izzy...
- - Shit.
- 961
- 01:12:08,078 --> 01:12:09,913
- - Izzy.
- - You're an asshole.
- 962
- 01:12:09,997 --> 01:12:11,707
- - Izzy.
- - That's my mom.
- 963
- 01:12:11,790 --> 01:12:13,542
- - That's your mom.
- - What is wrong with you?
- 964
- 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:15,502
- You're so stupid.
- 965
- 01:12:15,586 --> 01:12:17,212
- Why? Why did you do this?
- 966
- 01:12:17,296 --> 01:12:20,299
- - I thought...
- - I could kill you right now. How did you even find her?
- 967
- 01:12:20,382 --> 01:12:23,302
- The postcards were a start.
- But Sammy and Kiran helped a lot.
- 968
- 01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:27,514
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill them,
- and then, I'm gonna kill you.
- 969
- 01:12:33,395 --> 01:12:36,273
- - She looks old.
- - Maybe I'm crazy,
- 970
- 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:38,483
- - but I think you should go talk to her.
- - What?
- 971
- 01:12:39,651 --> 01:12:42,779
- - What am I gonna say?
- - I mean, you're Isabelle,
- 972
- 01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:44,114
- you can do anything.
- 973
- 01:12:45,824 --> 01:12:47,618
- And I'm gonna be right here.
- 974
- 01:12:48,619 --> 01:12:50,204
- Okay?
- 975
- 01:12:57,044 --> 01:12:59,546
- - Balls, balls, balls...
- - Balls, balls, balls...
- 976
- 01:13:17,606 --> 01:13:19,024
- Hi.
- 977
- 01:13:21,652 --> 01:13:22,945
- Isabelle?
- 978
- 01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:29,785
- What are you doing here?
- 979
- 01:13:30,786 --> 01:13:32,079
- Mommy?
- 980
- 01:13:33,664 --> 01:13:37,417
- Go inside. Mommy will be right in
- in a minute.
- 981
- 01:13:38,710 --> 01:13:40,254
- Go inside, baby.
- 982
- 01:13:40,337 --> 01:13:42,047
- Is that you, Amanda?
- 983
- 01:13:42,130 --> 01:13:43,215
- You have to go.
- 984
- 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:46,134
- Please.
- 985
- 01:13:46,218 --> 01:13:48,679
- Mommy, who is that?
- 986
- 01:13:48,762 --> 01:13:50,681
- Come on, baby.
- 987
- 01:13:50,764 --> 01:13:53,058
- I'll make you a snack, okay? Good girl.
- 988
- 01:13:53,141 --> 01:13:54,935
- Inside.
- 989
- 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,281
- Let's go.
- 990
- 01:14:12,911 --> 01:14:14,246
- I didn't...
- 991
- 01:14:14,329 --> 01:14:16,081
- Daryn, please don't, just...
- 992
- 01:14:16,164 --> 01:14:19,209
- - I didn't...
- - Stop talking.
- 993
- 01:14:22,546 --> 01:14:24,381
- Izzy...
- 994
- 01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:29,511
- In an interview, Sean says that sometimes
- it's not the destination, it's the journey that...
- 995
- 01:14:29,595 --> 01:14:33,599
- Really, Daryn? You are throwing Big Sean
- at my face right now?
- 996
- 01:14:33,682 --> 01:14:34,683
- Are you joking?
- 997
- 01:14:34,766 --> 01:14:37,477
- - Are you really doing that, Daryn?
- - What's wrong? What did I do?
- 998
- 01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,479
- You don't even... I'm so stupid.
- 999
- 01:14:39,563 --> 01:14:44,109
- - I'm so stupid! Why did I do that?
- - Izzy!
- 1000
- 01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:46,570
- Calm down! You're gonna hurt yourself.
- 1001
- 01:14:46,653 --> 01:14:49,656
- Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me again!
- 1002
- 01:14:49,740 --> 01:14:51,033
- You are disgusting.
- 1003
- 01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,285
- - You're just like everybody else.
- - What did I do?
- 1004
- 01:14:53,368 --> 01:14:57,039
- You promised! You promised and you lied to me!
- You're a liar.
- 1005
- 01:14:57,122 --> 01:14:59,750
- - I lied to you?
- - I saw you, Daryn.
- 1006
- 01:14:59,833 --> 01:15:02,252
- I saw you with Big Sean.
- 1007
- 01:15:03,420 --> 01:15:07,299
- Why did I trust you? Get me out of the car.
- Let me out of the car!
- 1008
- 01:15:07,382 --> 01:15:09,134
- Stop the car, I'm getting out!
- 1009
- 01:15:09,218 --> 01:15:11,261
- - Get off me.
- - What are you doing?
- 1010
- 01:15:11,345 --> 01:15:13,430
- Let me out of the goddamn car!
- 1011
- 01:15:13,514 --> 01:15:15,766
- - Get me out of this car!
- - We're in the middle of a...
- 1012
- 01:15:16,975 --> 01:15:18,936
- Izzy, watch out!
- 1013
- 01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:22,105
- Are you okay...?
- 1014
- 01:15:23,106 --> 01:15:24,525
- Isabelle, wait.
- 1015
- 01:15:24,608 --> 01:15:25,526
- Izzy!
- 1016
- 01:15:25,609 --> 01:15:26,693
- Isabelle, wait.
- 1017
- 01:15:26,777 --> 01:15:27,611
- I'm sorry!
- 1018
- 01:15:29,196 --> 01:15:30,531
- Isabelle.
- 1019
- 01:15:30,614 --> 01:15:34,159
- Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't give it to him.
- I lied. All right?
- 1020
- 01:15:34,243 --> 01:15:39,498
- What if he didn't like it? What if he laughed at me?
- I chickened out. I'm sorry, Isabelle.
- 1021
- 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:47,130
- She wanted to be a mom,
- but she didn't wanna be my mom.
- 1022
- 01:15:49,842 --> 01:15:52,469
- - What's wrong with me?
- - There's nothing wrong with you.
- 1023
- 01:15:52,553 --> 01:15:54,930
- You gotta go. You gotta get away from me...
- 1024
- 01:15:55,013 --> 01:15:58,308
- - Please go.
- - There's nothing wrong with you.
- 1025
- 01:15:58,392 --> 01:16:00,227
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- 1026
- 01:16:00,310 --> 01:16:03,230
- Izzy! Izzy! Izzy!
- 1027
- 01:16:03,313 --> 01:16:07,609
- What's going on? Izzy!
- Somebody help us! Please!
- 1028
- 01:16:07,693 --> 01:16:10,654
- Look, we're at the beach.
- Izzy, we're at the beach.
- 1029
- 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:14,783
- We're here. Look.
- We got the sand all around us and everything.
- 1030
- 01:16:14,867 --> 01:16:18,161
- It's just like your dream. It's just like your dream.
- 1031
- 01:16:56,658 --> 01:16:59,203
- The ovarian tumor has metastasized.
- 1032
- 01:16:59,286 --> 01:17:02,414
- It's in her blood. In her organs.
- 1033
- 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:06,793
- Here's the schedule for her meds.
- She's gotta keep to it.
- 1034
- 01:17:06,877 --> 01:17:08,253
- What about chemo?
- 1035
- 01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:10,422
- That's done.
- 1036
- 01:17:10,506 --> 01:17:13,926
- It isn't about treatment anymore.
- It's about management.
- 1037
- 01:17:14,009 --> 01:17:15,636
- Managing her pain.
- 1038
- 01:17:15,719 --> 01:17:17,346
- Managing your expectations.
- 1039
- 01:17:17,429 --> 01:17:19,806
- But she wasn't in any pain.
- 1040
- 01:17:19,890 --> 01:17:23,936
- I imagine she was hiding
- just how much pain she was in.
- 1041
- 01:17:42,913 --> 01:17:44,540
- So you're leaving?
- 1042
- 01:17:44,623 --> 01:17:48,669
- Call me if you have any questions. I'm sorry.
- 1043
- 01:17:52,130 --> 01:17:53,966
- Sammy, if you do a grocery run on Wednesday
- 1044
- 01:17:54,049 --> 01:17:56,844
- that will give me time to clean
- while the hospice worker is here.
- 1045
- 01:17:56,927 --> 01:18:00,013
- Kiran, you're on pharmacy duty.
- I'll call in the orders, you pick them up.
- 1046
- 01:18:00,097 --> 01:18:00,931
- Sure.
- 1047
- 01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:04,142
- - Thank you, guys. I really appreciate it.
- - No problem.
- 1048
- 01:18:04,226 --> 01:18:05,519
- It's mine.
- 1049
- 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:09,022
- Why are you still here?
- 1050
- 01:18:21,451 --> 01:18:22,327
- Hey, baby.
- 1051
- 01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:27,958
- The instructions say that you can't take
- your medication on an empty stomach.
- 1052
- 01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:30,919
- So I made some pancakes for you.
- 1053
- 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,674
- I thought it would be the best...
- 1054
- 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:38,051
- All right.
- 1055
- 01:18:38,135 --> 01:18:39,970
- Good thing I made more.
- 1056
- 01:18:40,053 --> 01:18:41,972
- They'll end up on the floor too.
- 1057
- 01:18:42,055 --> 01:18:47,561
- You know what, baby? I love making pancakes.
- I almost went to culinary school, okay?
- 1058
- 01:18:47,644 --> 01:18:51,565
- So I'm just gonna do my training in here right now,
- just all the blades:
- 1059
- 01:18:51,648 --> 01:18:54,234
- Like I'm a freaking ninja...
- 1060
- 01:19:25,641 --> 01:19:30,854
- So there was this douchebag security guard
- and Daryn punched him in the face.
- 1061
- 01:19:30,938 --> 01:19:34,816
- I don't believe you. My baby did not do that.
- He is not a fighter.
- 1062
- 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,569
- I promise you he did.
- He was just really bad at it.
- 1063
- 01:19:37,653 --> 01:19:39,821
- - Mom?
- - Good morning.
- 1064
- 01:19:39,905 --> 01:19:41,323
- What are you doing here?
- 1065
- 01:19:41,406 --> 01:19:45,160
- Well, a friend gave me VIP tickets to Club Mirella,
- and I couldn't resist.
- 1066
- 01:19:45,244 --> 01:19:46,537
- So here I am.
- 1067
- 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:50,832
- So the three of us have decided
- that you really need to take a day off.
- 1068
- 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:53,585
- Hang with Sammy and Kiran, do something.
- 1069
- 01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:56,755
- Your mother will take care of Izzy
- when I go to work.
- 1070
- 01:19:56,839 --> 01:19:58,298
- I promise I'll be fine.
- 1071
- 01:19:58,382 --> 01:20:01,385
- - Are you sure?
- - Yes, I'm sure.
- 1072
- 01:20:01,468 --> 01:20:04,555
- - Will you do me one favor though?
- - Anything.
- 1073
- 01:20:04,638 --> 01:20:07,808
- You really need to shower. You smell so bad.
- 1074
- 01:20:07,891 --> 01:20:10,686
- - I thought that was me.
- - That's enough. Come on.
- 1075
- 01:20:13,689 --> 01:20:18,443
- - Thank you so much for allowing me to come back.
- - All good. All good.
- 1076
- 01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:23,824
- - What you got for me?
- - Something. But it's rough.
- 1077
- 01:20:23,907 --> 01:20:25,909
- That's more than most people got.
- 1078
- 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:09,912
- Oh, my God! Isabelle!
- 1079
- 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:12,706
- - Oh, my God.
- - Mom?
- 1080
- 01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:15,792
- - She's bleeding from her mouth! Oh, God.
- - Izzy!
- 1081
- 01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:18,170
- - Call 911. Call 911 right now!
- - Where's my phone?
- 1082
- 01:21:18,253 --> 01:21:20,756
- Let's get you on your side.
- 1083
- 01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:23,550
- Yes, spit it out. Good girl.
- 1084
- 01:21:23,634 --> 01:21:26,011
- - Is she breathing?
- - Yes, she's breathing.
- 1085
- 01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:28,472
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- 1086
- 01:21:28,555 --> 01:21:32,017
- We have an emergency. Yes. 440 Holland...
- 1087
- 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:35,354
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- 1088
- 01:21:35,437 --> 01:21:38,899
- Everything's gonna be fine. It's gonna be okay.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- 1089
- 01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:51,119
- - How is she?
- - She's stable. She's resting now.
- 1090
- 01:21:51,203 --> 01:21:54,665
- Isabelle's teratoma has caused fluid to build up
- in her abdominal cavity.
- 1091
- 01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:57,209
- Vomiting is a common symptom.
- 1092
- 01:21:57,292 --> 01:21:58,794
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1093
- 01:21:58,877 --> 01:22:00,212
- So, what's next?
- 1094
- 01:22:00,295 --> 01:22:03,257
- - We're gonna adjust her medication.
- - And then what?
- 1095
- 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,051
- - Pardon?
- - After you adjust her medication, then what?
- 1096
- 01:22:07,344 --> 01:22:10,764
- - That's all we can do for such a young...
- - What do you mean that's all you can do?
- 1097
- 01:22:10,848 --> 01:22:14,768
- This is all we can do for a patient
- as advanced as Isabelle.
- 1098
- 01:22:14,852 --> 01:22:19,273
- The cancer has spread through her entire body.
- Her organs are shutting down.
- 1099
- 01:22:19,356 --> 01:22:21,483
- It's just a matter of weeks now. Sorry.
- 1100
- 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:25,320
- Makes no sense at all. That makes no sense.
- 1101
- 01:22:25,404 --> 01:22:28,824
- We need new doctors. We need new everything!
- Where is she?
- 1102
- 01:22:28,907 --> 01:22:30,576
- Isabelle! We're going!
- 1103
- 01:22:30,659 --> 01:22:34,288
- We're leaving now because they don't know
- what the fuck they're doing in this place!
- 1104
- 01:22:35,205 --> 01:22:36,874
- Izzy! Izzy! Baby!
- 1105
- 01:22:36,957 --> 01:22:38,208
- - Isabelle!
- - Daryn.
- 1106
- 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:42,546
- Isabelle! You'd still be okay right now
- if I didn't go anywhere!
- 1107
- 01:22:42,629 --> 01:22:44,006
- - No!
- - Mom! Not right now!
- 1108
- 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:45,549
- - Listen to me!
- - Not right now!
- 1109
- 01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:47,259
- Stop it!
- 1110
- 01:22:49,428 --> 01:22:51,471
- She is going to die.
- 1111
- 01:22:51,555 --> 01:22:54,558
- - Why would you say that?
- - Because that is the truth!
- 1112
- 01:22:54,641 --> 01:22:57,644
- - Why would you say that?
- - Because that is the truth!
- 1113
- 01:22:58,854 --> 01:23:01,106
- That is the truth!
- 1114
- 01:23:01,190 --> 01:23:04,818
- You have done everything that you can do
- for her, Daryn.
- 1115
- 01:23:05,903 --> 01:23:09,531
- She's not gonna die! She's not gonna die!
- She's not gonna die!
- 1116
- 01:23:09,615 --> 01:23:11,408
- Stop it.
- 1117
- 01:23:11,491 --> 01:23:15,954
- - I can't breathe.
- - Stop it.
- 1118
- 01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:08,090
- Hey, baby.
- 1119
- 01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:11,009
- I have somebody here to see you.
- 1120
- 01:24:11,093 --> 01:24:13,470
- Is it Make A Wish?
- 1121
- 01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:17,099
- Because there's some weird shit I still want.
- 1122
- 01:24:19,226 --> 01:24:20,102
- Iz?
- 1123
- 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:55,971
- Iz, please.
- 1124
- 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,076
- Mom.
- 1125
- 01:25:37,846 --> 01:25:39,765
- I'm sorry.
- 1126
- 01:25:42,184 --> 01:25:43,977
- I'm so, so sorry.
- 1127
- 01:25:48,941 --> 01:25:51,568
- She was ashamed...
- 1128
- 01:25:51,652 --> 01:25:55,572
- and afraid that she would lose her new family.
- 1129
- 01:25:55,656 --> 01:26:00,452
- That's why she didn't come back
- after she got clean.
- 1130
- 01:26:02,829 --> 01:26:04,289
- Why did you make her go?
- 1131
- 01:26:04,373 --> 01:26:10,128
- Because there's some shit
- you just don't get to come back from.
- 1132
- 01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:15,551
- Come on, baby.
- 1133
- 01:26:18,971 --> 01:26:22,391
- But I got to say goodbye.
- 1134
- 01:26:26,311 --> 01:26:27,354
- Thank you.
- 1135
- 01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:30,816
- Close your eyes.
- 1136
- 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:45,247
- I'll never forget you, Square.
- 1137
- 01:27:21,074 --> 01:27:22,659
- - What's wrong?
- - It's okay.
- 1138
- 01:27:22,743 --> 01:27:24,453
- Go back to sleep.
- 1139
- 01:29:00,424 --> 01:29:01,717
- Hey, pretty girl.
- 1140
- 01:29:02,718 --> 01:29:05,179
- I need your help with something.
- 1141
- 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:11,977
- Phil told me to drop this off.
- Should I just leave it with you?
- 1142
- 01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:14,271
- I look like a mailbox?
- 1143
- 01:29:14,354 --> 01:29:15,606
- My guy.
- 1144
- 01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:24,740
- What's...? What's going on?
- 1145
- 01:29:24,823 --> 01:29:26,867
- - A wedding is what's going on.
- - Really?
- 1146
- 01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:28,660
- Who's getting married?
- 1147
- 01:29:28,744 --> 01:29:30,412
- You are, brother.
- 1148
- 01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:33,999
- You guys are hilarious.
- 1149
- 01:29:34,082 --> 01:29:34,917
- Yeah.
- 1150
- 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:36,877
- - Are you being serious?
- - Yeah.
- 1151
- 01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:39,046
- No. Who's actually getting married?
- 1152
- 01:29:39,129 --> 01:29:41,006
- This is your moment.
- 1153
- 01:29:41,089 --> 01:29:42,758
- Strut.
- 1154
- 01:29:46,637 --> 01:29:48,680
- Our little boy is all grown up.
- 1155
- 01:29:58,190 --> 01:29:59,816
- Hi.
- 1156
- 01:30:02,110 --> 01:30:03,278
- Mom.
- 1157
- 01:30:04,696 --> 01:30:06,240
- - Ron.
- - What's up, playa?
- 1158
- 01:30:06,323 --> 01:30:07,574
- What's up?
- 1159
- 01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:09,076
- Look, look.
- 1160
- 01:30:11,828 --> 01:30:13,705
- - Look at that.
- - He's so cute.
- 1161
- 01:30:13,789 --> 01:30:16,416
- - Oh, my God.
- - Square Jr., he's adorable.
- 1162
- 01:30:17,584 --> 01:30:18,919
- Where did you guys...?
- 1163
- 01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:21,129
- Isabelle made us look for it.
- 1164
- 01:30:22,130 --> 01:30:25,801
- We found it in the sewer.
- Don't worry. We cleaned it.
- 1165
- 01:30:25,884 --> 01:30:28,220
- - Did you clean it?
- - Yeah, I cleaned it.
- 1166
- 01:30:29,221 --> 01:30:31,014
- Thank you.
- 1167
- 01:31:01,545 --> 01:31:03,714
- Did you do all of this for me?
- 1168
- 01:31:03,797 --> 01:31:05,174
- I did.
- 1169
- 01:31:06,425 --> 01:31:07,968
- But I thought you said...
- 1170
- 01:31:08,051 --> 01:31:11,221
- Can't a classy bitch change her mind?
- 1171
- 01:31:12,890 --> 01:31:15,392
- Do you wanna marry me or not, Square?
- 1172
- 01:31:15,475 --> 01:31:17,477
- I do.
- 1173
- 01:31:18,687 --> 01:31:20,272
- I do.
- 1174
- 01:31:20,355 --> 01:31:21,481
- You better.
- 1175
- 01:31:22,649 --> 01:31:26,028
- Because I'm about to marry the shit out of you.
- 1176
- 01:31:27,863 --> 01:31:30,490
- They say a day to God is a thousand years
- 1177
- 01:31:30,574 --> 01:31:33,911
- And people walk around with a thousand fears
- 1178
- 01:31:33,994 --> 01:31:38,123
- But the true joy of love
- That's why we all are here
- 1179
- 01:31:38,207 --> 01:31:41,668
- And with a pure heart
- You can live life in a year
- 1180
- 01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:10,822
- From the power vested in me
- by the online Internet reverend service,
- 1181
- 01:32:10,906 --> 01:32:14,409
- I pronounce you man and wife.
- 1182
- 01:33:28,650 --> 01:33:29,651
- Isabelle?
- 1183
- 01:33:29,735 --> 01:33:30,777
- Isabelle...
- 1184
- 01:33:30,861 --> 01:33:32,487
- Izzy...
- 1185
- 01:33:32,571 --> 01:33:33,739
- Izzy.
- 1186
- 01:33:33,822 --> 01:33:35,866
- Izzy? Isabelle?
- 1187
- 01:33:35,949 --> 01:33:37,075
- Baby.
- 1188
- 01:33:37,159 --> 01:33:39,536
- Baby, are you okay?
- 1189
- 01:33:40,871 --> 01:33:42,247
- - No.
- - What do you mean...?
- 1190
- 01:33:42,331 --> 01:33:44,458
- - This...
- - What do you need?
- 1191
- 01:33:45,584 --> 01:33:48,545
- This is the last milestone.
- 1192
- 01:33:50,881 --> 01:33:54,134
- - No. No, baby.
- - It's okay.
- 1193
- 01:33:55,636 --> 01:33:57,846
- Your plan worked.
- 1194
- 01:33:59,932 --> 01:34:05,103
- - Izzy...
- - You gave me happily ever after.
- 1195
- 01:34:06,855 --> 01:34:08,857
- I know I shouldn't say this...
- 1196
- 01:34:09,983 --> 01:34:14,071
- I love you too, Square.
- 1197
- 01:34:35,467 --> 01:34:36,593
- Isabelle?
- 1198
- 01:34:36,677 --> 01:34:38,136
- Izzy...
- 1199
- 01:34:42,140 --> 01:34:43,141
- Izzy.
- 1200
- 01:34:43,225 --> 01:34:44,643
- Izzy.
- 1201
- 01:34:44,726 --> 01:34:46,353
- Baby. Izzy.
- 1202
- 01:34:46,436 --> 01:34:47,813
- Izzy.
- 1203
- 01:34:51,692 --> 01:34:53,026
- Baby.
- 1204
- 01:36:17,736 --> 01:36:19,988
- I'm sorry, son.
- 1205
- 01:36:25,577 --> 01:36:27,287
- I'm sorry.
- 1206
- 01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:51,228
- I'm sorry, man. Funerals suck.
- 1207
- 01:36:54,898 --> 01:36:56,608
- By the way...
- 1208
- 01:36:58,777 --> 01:36:59,987
- you graduated today.
- 1209
- 01:37:02,865 --> 01:37:05,742
- I mean, your GPA is kind of in the shitter.
- 1210
- 01:37:05,826 --> 01:37:07,536
- But don't worry. You and Sammy can...
- 1211
- 01:37:07,619 --> 01:37:10,372
- not go to college together. Or something.
- 1212
- 01:37:10,455 --> 01:37:14,293
- Or you could apply to Pitt.
- I mean they took me, so...
- 1213
- 01:37:17,713 --> 01:37:20,841
- - Wait, you got into college?
- - Yeah.
- 1214
- 01:37:20,924 --> 01:37:22,968
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 1215
- 01:37:23,051 --> 01:37:25,095
- I brought my grades up and...
- 1216
- 01:37:25,179 --> 01:37:28,515
- - Don't make it weird, man.
- - No. You...
- 1217
- 01:37:28,599 --> 01:37:31,185
- - You did good, fat boy. You did good.
- - Thank you.
- 1218
- 01:37:31,268 --> 01:37:33,312
- You deserve it.
- 1219
- 01:37:34,313 --> 01:37:36,773
- So, what are you gonna do?
- 1220
- 01:37:43,113 --> 01:37:48,869
- - Where did you get this rust-bucket?
- - Sammy gave me a real good price on it.
- 1221
- 01:37:48,952 --> 01:37:52,623
- - What are you gonna do when you get to New York?
- - Make music.
- 1222
- 01:37:52,706 --> 01:37:53,790
- See what happens.
- 1223
- 01:37:55,083 --> 01:37:57,085
- Well, I got you this.
- 1224
- 01:37:59,463 --> 01:38:01,590
- Help you to stay organized.
- 1225
- 01:38:02,591 --> 01:38:04,676
- I put a couple of things on your calendar.
- 1226
- 01:38:07,137 --> 01:38:08,889
- There it is.
- 1227
- 01:38:11,850 --> 01:38:13,977
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
- 1228
- 01:38:15,729 --> 01:38:17,940
- - I'll see you soon.
- - Yeah.
- 1229
- 01:38:23,195 --> 01:38:25,697
- Are you ready for this?
- 1230
- 01:38:27,199 --> 01:38:28,909
- I thought so.
- 1231
- 01:38:57,771 --> 01:39:02,526
- ...never gotten a request quite like this one before,
- it comes from a dying girl named Isabelle.
- 1232
- 01:39:02,609 --> 01:39:07,197
- I'm gonna have to clean some of the language up
- because my girl can curse.
- 1233
- 01:39:07,281 --> 01:39:08,949
- So Isabelle writes:
- 1234
- 01:39:09,032 --> 01:39:13,579
- "Everybody thinks that dying
- teaches you something about life,
- 1235
- 01:39:13,662 --> 01:39:15,289
- but they're wrong.
- 1236
- 01:39:16,707 --> 01:39:20,502
- The only way to learn about life is by living.
- 1237
- 01:39:20,586 --> 01:39:25,382
- And I've learned that every moment
- is your moment.
- 1238
- 01:39:25,465 --> 01:39:28,635
- Sometimes the moments are messy,
- 1239
- 01:39:28,719 --> 01:39:30,971
- sometimes they're beautiful,
- 1240
- 01:39:31,054 --> 01:39:34,808
- or scary, or just plain weird.
- 1241
- 01:39:34,892 --> 01:39:37,019
- But they're all yours.
- 1242
- 01:39:37,102 --> 01:39:38,896
- Cherish them.
- 1243
- 01:39:38,979 --> 01:39:40,522
- Living isn't easy.
- 1244
- 01:39:40,606 --> 01:39:46,862
- But if you can manage to look past your own fears
- and everyone else's expectations,
- 1245
- 01:39:47,946 --> 01:39:51,450
- the reward is your life.
- 1246
- 01:39:51,533 --> 01:39:52,910
- And in my life?
- 1247
- 01:39:57,206 --> 01:39:59,208
- I was loved.
- 1248
- 01:40:01,293 --> 01:40:04,880
- So, Daryn, one more?
- 1249
- 01:40:06,673 --> 01:40:11,595
- She also sent me this track and told me
- I had to play it or else she would haunt me.
- 1250
- 01:40:11,678 --> 01:40:17,267
- So here is the world premiere
- from local rapper, D Square, "A Life In A Year."
- 1251
- 01:40:17,351 --> 01:40:20,437
- Yo, Pittsburgh, turn your radios up.
- 1252
- 01:40:36,954 --> 01:40:37,788
- One more?
- 1253
- 01:40:41,124 --> 01:40:42,960
- One more.
- 1254
- 01:40:42,960 --> 01:41:31,960
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