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Book_of_Butts
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  1. [12/25 10:32] Juliana@cwdi2012: "So, are you allowed to tell me what you've been doing back in the service?"
  2. [12/25 10:32] Johnathan@warmonger300: lol
  3. [12/25 10:32] Johnathan@warmonger300: "bits"
  4. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: URGH YES
  5. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: WELL I MET THIS DUDE
  6. [12/25 10:32] Sweety@Triangulum_Phoenix: explain to me exactly what a man is
  7. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: ROCK HARD BODY
  8. [12/25 10:32] Rivers the Raging Spirit@thomasrum: well, mostly been on station in Romulan space
  9. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: he gave me that look that no other man could
  10. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: i knew he could satisfy my urges
  11. [12/25 10:32] Butts@wat: make me feel young and pretty
  12. [12/25 10:33] Butts@wat: make me feel like a little boy again
  13. [12/25 10:33] Butts@wat: i climbed into his arms
  14. [12/25 10:33] Butts@wat: he gave me a soft peck on the lips
  15. [12/25 10:33] Butts@wat: and he whispered
  16. [12/25 10:33] Butts@wat: "prepare your anus"
  17. -------------------------------------
  18. [12/25 7:54] Butts@wat: hey dyke, get out of my bar
  19. [12/25 7:54] Butts@wat: only gay men
  20. [12/25 7:55] Adrea@shadowemperor100: that are the size of ...bananas
  21. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: i dont want to see you gay women here
  22. [12/25 7:55] Dragon@queenhish: hey!
  23. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: i want to see the strong naked orion men
  24. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: not your stupid ass fake-dykes
  25. [12/25 7:55] Adrea@shadowemperor100: what
  26. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: hop off my swag, ho
  27. [12/25 7:55] Dragon@queenhish: whats wrong with me liking women
  28. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: everything
  29. [12/25 7:55] Adrea@shadowemperor100: bill gates...ish?
  30. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: youre a sinner against ru paul
  31. [12/25 7:55] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Hey you, Defari
  32. [12/25 7:55] Butts@wat: just leave, choke on your vomit
  33. [12/25 7:56] Reejou@Javer: Sir?
  34. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: go get murdered by a midget
  35. [12/25 7:56] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Get those people under control
  36. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: youre a goddamn carny dyke
  37. [12/25 7:56] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Or I will
  38. [12/25 7:56] Adrea@shadowemperor100: dont talk to reej like
  39. [12/25 7:56] Adrea@shadowemperor100: that
  40. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: bitch tits
  41. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: walk off you stupid skank
  42. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: this is a gay bar now
  43.  
  44. [12/25 7:56] Dragon@queenhish: hello Sikas
  45. [12/25 7:56] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: BUTTS
  46. [12/25 7:56] Reejou@Javer: I'm not with management sir, I just serve drinks.
  47. [12/25 7:56] Butts@wat: i represent my kin
  48. [12/25 7:57] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Who are you?
  49. [12/25 7:57] Dragon@queenhish: just a friend...
  50. [12/25 7:57] Butts@wat: im going to take a dump in your drink
  51. [12/25 7:57] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: I AM REPORTING YOU FR LAUNGAGE
  52. [12/25 7:57] Adrea@shadowemperor100: the person who shall snap your neck
  53. [12/25 7:57] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Yeah, okay, sure a friend....
  54. [12/25 7:57] Adrea@shadowemperor100: wanna test it?
  55. [12/25 7:57] Butts@wat: LUCAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR INTERNET RELATIONSHIP WITH BRITTANI
  56. [12/25 7:57] Butts@wat: TELL ME HWO SHE USED YOU AND I TRIED STICKING UP FOR YOU
  57. [12/25 7:57] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: I dont have one
  58. [12/25 7:57] Adrea@shadowemperor100: nice ephop
  59. [12/25 7:57] Butts@wat: TELL ME HOW SHE HAS YOU WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER
  60. [12/25 7:57] Adrea@shadowemperor100: the purple one
  61. [12/25 7:57] Butts@wat: oh wait that was tyler
  62. [12/25 7:57] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: ANd i never did like her
  63. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: LUCAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR AUTISM
  64. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: tell me about your hyperfocus
  65. [12/25 7:58] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: I might have short term mem loss and ADHD but not autism
  66. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: tell me what its like to be in a lonely world
  67. [12/25 7:58] Dragon@queenhish: Reej drinks all around
  68. [12/25 7:58] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: You, defari, you dont see many of your kind around here
  69. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: tell me about your amphetamine salts
  70. [12/25 7:58] Adrea@shadowemperor100: shut it sikas
  71. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: tell me about your time-release dextroamphetamines
  72. [12/25 7:58] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: And i would like you to know, I am not lonly
  73. [12/25 7:58] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: hey butts whats wrong with people who have autism
  74. [12/25 7:58] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Im having a normal conversation
  75. [12/25 7:58] Butts@wat: everything
  76. [12/25 7:58] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: I have a wife, And a kid
  77. [12/25 7:58] Adrea@shadowemperor100: your being racist
  78. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: they should all be lined up in a ditch and shot 1 by 1 in the back of the head
  79. [12/25 7:59] Reejou@Javer: No I don't imagine so.
  80. [12/25 7:59] Athena@vanbuzkirk2: hey Colin.
  81. [12/25 7:59] Adrea@shadowemperor100: and i dont tolerate that
  82. [12/25 7:59] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: general hold me fucking back
  83. [12/25 7:59] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Most of your people stay in your homeworld right?
  84. [12/25 7:59] Dragon@queenhish: Reejou Drinks for everyone....its on me
  85. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: hold his e-butt
  86. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: hold it tight
  87. [12/25 7:59] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Peacekeepers?
  88. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: yes hold it with a firm grip
  89. [12/25 7:59] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: "Takes Tyler and throws him behind him against the wall"
  90. [12/25 7:59] Reejou@Javer: *To Dragon* Yes miss.
  91. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: now tyler, turn around and kiss him on the cheek
  92. [12/25 7:59] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: i have aspergers autism you fucking bastard
  93. [12/25 7:59] Collin@cormackburke: Athena, good to see you again. I'm just waiting a moment before I have to run some tactical simulations. (ie...fleet mark grinding.)
  94. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: oh man this is awesome
  95. [12/25 7:59] Butts@wat: aspergers is a fake condition now
  96. [12/25 8:00] Butts@wat: it is called autism spectrum
  97. [12/25 8:00] Adrea@shadowemperor100: dam zoerp is hitler
  98. [12/25 8:00] Athena@vanbuzkirk2: ((Ick..fun))
  99. [12/25 8:00] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: And i am reporting you for this
  100. [12/25 8:00] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: its still a form of autism
  101. [12/25 8:00] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: Defari, I came here for a drink, not a gay strip bar...
  102. [12/25 8:00] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: And i will have you know i am sending chat logs
  103. [12/25 8:00] Butts@wat: ok now i want dakor and tyler to make out
  104. [12/25 8:00] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: fuck you
  105. [12/25 8:00] General Dakor@fashthemightyalt: Couse there is nothing wrong with peaple who have autism
  106. [12/25 8:00] Butts@wat: this will make my fantasy come triue
  107. [12/25 8:00] Tyler DeCilio@tybuscus24: hitler
  108. [12/25 8:00] Butts@wat: a trill man and klingon male
  109. [12/25 8:00] Captain Sikas@coolierhasjkhsajk: If you want to talk, il be over there, not with teh gay strippers
  110. [12/25 8:00] Dragon@queenhish: you get used to it Sikas
  111. [12/25 8:00] Butts@wat: YESS TAKE HIS WORMS
  112. [12/25 8:00] Collin@cormackburke: Hope your business went well earlier. My business has been synthale.
  113. [12/25 8:01] Ipkris@tequilapasta: Actually, he's a famous actor from the 20th century. Charlie something. Comedian.
  114. [12/25 8:01] Butts@wat: i want you to become a joined trill klangon
  115. [12/25 8:01] Reejou@Javer: e/ sets the tray on the bar and begins passing out drinks.
  116. [12/25 8:01] Butts@wat: sorry i need a beer, this is too hot
  117. [12/25 8:01] Adrea@shadowemperor100: ooo what did i get?
  118. [12/25 8:01] Athena@vanbuzkirk2: Yes..I got those runabouts off loaded.
  119. [12/25 8:01] Dragon@queenhish: and here is 1000 latinum as a tip for having to listen to all this
  120. [12/25 8:01] Reejou@Javer: Romulan Ale like before Adrea.
  121. [12/25 8:01] Adrea@shadowemperor100: ahhhh my fave
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