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  1. Time Perception
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  3. Let me explain to you how the brain perceives time. There is a part of the brain that dictates time perception, it is called the "Shatner's Bassoon". This is well-documented fact. Your Shatner's Bassoon can expand or contract time,especially if it is distorted by a mind altering drug such as Cake, the deadly drug form Czechoslovakia. Its a made-up drug which is big to contain nutrients and cranobolic.
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  5. One guy who took cake thought he had a whole week to cross the road...this drug will mong you to hell and send your brain to spazzy town.
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  7. Luckily, there is a group of people dedicated to fighting the hell of Cake; Free the United Kingdom from Drugs, and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs...FUKD and BOMBD.
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  9. Help us at FUKD and BOMBD...help FUKD and BOMBD eliminate this evil drug, before its too late...and if we take cake, we won't even know its too late.
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