Channel ID: -66383234
Channel Name: Private Chat (alone)
Session started: 2015.01.13 22:11:16
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:19 ] Zosius > hi
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:22 ] Ellie Alvarsson > sup
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:26 ] Ellie Alvarsson > alright man, you can have my salvage
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:26 ] Zosius > how about 100mil
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:28 ] Zosius > and i let you go
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:47 ] Ellie Alvarsson > alright fine, call off your scram first
[ 2015.01.13 22:11:54 ] Zosius > are you kidding
[ 2015.01.13 22:12:01 ] Zosius > what will stop you to warp off and not pay me
[ 2015.01.13 22:12:12 ] Ellie Alvarsson > what will stop you from killing me after I pay you
[ 2015.01.13 22:12:14 ] Ellie Alvarsson > cmon man
[ 2015.01.13 22:12:36 ] Zosius > usually the pirates dictate the term
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:00 ] Ellie Alvarsson > alright fine, you win
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:24 ] Zosius > wait a second
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:27 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I gave it to you
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:28 ] Zosius > i just checked the market
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:30 ] Ellie Alvarsson > call off the attack man
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:31 ] Zosius > and ship costs 180 mil
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:38 ] Ellie Alvarsson > dude I gave you your 100 mil
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:39 ] Zosius > so i will need 50mil to make it fair
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:48 ] Zosius > i though ship was cheaper
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:50 ] Ellie Alvarsson > there you go
[ 2015.01.13 22:13:53 ] Ellie Alvarsson > now call it off man
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:01 ] Zosius > now please eject it
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:07 ] Zosius > so i can make sure yo udo not have eanything in cargo
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:17 ] Zosius > which also increase value of your ship
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:22 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I have nothing
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:23 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you can scan me
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:29 ] Zosius > ah
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:30 ] Zosius > lies
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:35 ] Zosius > I do not believe you
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:39 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I have drones in my cargo
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:44 ] Zosius > I am positive you have cargo
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:45 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I salvage with my salvage ship man
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:54 ] Ellie Alvarsson > just stop DPS for now
[ 2015.01.13 22:14:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and we can talk
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:06 ] Zosius > ok
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:07 ] Zosius > talk
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:10 ] Ellie Alvarsson > there's my cargo
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:13 ] Ellie Alvarsson > 8000 bullets
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:30 ] Zosius > ok
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:33 ] Zosius > lets do this
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:43 ] Ellie Alvarsson > that's my entire cargo, now let me go man
[ 2015.01.13 22:15:56 ] Zosius > are you familiar with new order?
[ 2015.01.13 22:16:13 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm not interested, now can you stop scramming me?
[ 2015.01.13 22:16:31 ] Zosius > are you telling me you are not interested in the New Order?
[ 2015.01.13 22:16:36 ] Ellie Alvarsson > yes
[ 2015.01.13 22:16:44 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I gave you 150 mil bro, just call it off
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:05 ] Zosius > I will need you to buy permit
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:08 ] Zosius > regardless
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:10 ] Zosius > 10mil a year
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:42 ] Ellie Alvarsson > why?
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:44 ] Zosius > would you be interested in buying a mining permit?
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:49 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you demanded 150 million, which is my entire ships'
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:52 ] Ellie Alvarsson > ship's worth
[ 2015.01.13 22:17:54 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and I gave it to you
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:19 ] Zosius > that is fair
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:25 ] Zosius > we are talking now about New Order
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:33 ] Ellie Alvarsson > so you broke your side of the agreement
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:43 ] Ellie Alvarsson > that you would stop scramming me if I gave you a ridiculous amount of money
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:46 ] Zosius > I haven't killed you now, have I?
[ 2015.01.13 22:18:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you're continuing DPS, which will eventually kill me
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:12 ] Zosius > stop repairing ship
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:17 ] Ellie Alvarsson > why would I do thatA?
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:19 ] Zosius > i am stopping dps, but since you repair
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:29 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm not going to sit at hull
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:29 ] Zosius > i have to keep it low
[ 2015.01.13 22:19:51 ] Ellie Alvarsson > so why would I buy your mining permit if I don't even want to mine?
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:02 ] Zosius > it is highsec territory
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:09 ] Zosius > any pve done in high sec
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:14 ] Zosius > must abide by New Order rules
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:30 ] Ellie Alvarsson > uh huh
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:33 ] Zosius > Dear Ellie
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:41 ] Andouille Sausage > Greetings, Agent Zosius.
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:43 ] Zosius > Andouille is official knight of new order
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:45 ] Andouille Sausage > What seems to be the problem?
[ 2015.01.13 22:20:55 ] Zosius > he would like to tell you advantages of owning a mining permit
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:04 ] Zosius > Ellie Alvarsson was saying he was not intersted in New order
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:11 ] Zosius > I am holding his ship hostage
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:14 ] Zosius > he paid his ransom
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:19 ] Zosius > was about to let it go
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:24 ] Andouille Sausage > What was the ransom amount?
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:32 ] Zosius > it was 150mil for a Dominix
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:38 ] Andouille Sausage > I see.
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:39 ] Zosius > and he says he has nothing to do with New Order
[ 2015.01.13 22:21:47 ] Zosius > doing missions in High Sec territory
[ 2015.01.13 22:22:08 ] Andouille Sausage > Ellie Alvarsson I'm afraid that you really would benefit from a Mining permit.
[ 2015.01.13 22:23:03 ] Andouille Sausage > Such a permit will make it clear, when displayed prominently on your bio that you support james 315, glorious leader and saviour of highsec and the New Order and that you have agreed to follow the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
[ 2015.01.13 22:23:12 ] Ellie Alvarsson > so if I give you 10 mil more isk you'll let me go?
[ 2015.01.13 22:23:28 ] Zosius > its not about isk. its about pledging your loyalty to James 315 and New Order
[ 2015.01.13 22:23:51 ] Andouille Sausage > Zosius will let you go regardless after we've talked, I think.
[ 2015.01.13 22:23:54 ] Andouille Sausage > That's up to him, though.
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:03 ] Zosius > I will let go Ellie Alvarsson
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:06 ] Andouille Sausage > I'm trying to explain that you can be part of something much bigger and better.
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:11 ] Zosius > if he buys permit and pledges his loyalty
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:18 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm not interested in humiliating myself as well in addition for having a shitload of money taken from me
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:23 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you've profited off me, now let me go
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:37 ] Andouille Sausage > Being a part of the new order is many things, but it's not humiliating.
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:38 ] Andouille Sausage > I promise you.
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:45 ] Ellie Alvarsson > griefing players?
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:52 ] Zosius > its a great move
[ 2015.01.13 22:24:55 ] Zosius > movement
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:10 ] Andouille Sausage > have you ever read The Code?
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:18 ] Andouille Sausage > Looked at what it actually says?
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:22 ] Andouille Sausage > What we're trying to do?
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:31 ] Andouille Sausage > I mean I realize we get a very bad rep in some circles.
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:35 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm sorry but I'm not interested, I've already paid you an outrageous amount of money and you've broken your side of the bargain
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:38 ] Andouille Sausage > Because yes, we suicide gank.
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:48 ] Zosius > Ellie Alvarsson your ship is still intact
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:48 ] Andouille Sausage > Very well.
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:54 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and you haven't let me go
[ 2015.01.13 22:25:57 ] Zosius > I am giving you an opportunity
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:02 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I specifically said to let me go
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:05 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you're not giving me a choice
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:10 ] Andouille Sausage > Think of it like insurance.
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:22 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm thinking of it as ridiculous role playing in a game
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:23 ] Zosius > you defied James 315 and New Order by declaring you do not care about greatest thing in EvE
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:26 ] Andouille Sausage > 10M ISK is peanuts compared to a ship.
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:37 ] Ellie Alvarsson > a game that I'm now very seriously considering quitting because of griefers like you
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:48 ] Andouille Sausage > And it's good for a full year!
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:54 ] Andouille Sausage > It's a bargain at twice the price.
[ 2015.01.13 22:26:58 ] Ellie Alvarsson > stealing salvage and setting bait for players like me who want to protect their salvage
[ 2015.01.13 22:27:08 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and what's to say you won't start more ridiculous demands once I pay that, hm?
[ 2015.01.13 22:27:45 ] Zosius > Ellie Alvarsson all I want you is to buy permit for 10mil isk which is good for 1 year
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:02 ] Zosius > and pledge loyalty to Supreme Protector of High Sec
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:03 ] Ellie Alvarsson > how about I give you 10 mil isk and no permit, and we just both leave
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:04 ] Andouille Sausage > I'm sorry you have found the player-generated elite pvp content unpleasant, but it is what we do and it is completely within the game's EULA and ToS.
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:20 ] Andouille Sausage > If you want to donate 10M ISK to the cause that's certainly appreciated.
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:32 ] Ellie Alvarsson > it IS within the tos, but that doesn't make it anything but exactly what a sociopath would do
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:34 ] Andouille Sausage > I will mail you your permit. Whether or not you choose to display it is your call.
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:48 ] Andouille Sausage > I think you're wrong.
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:53 ] Andouille Sausage > A sociopath wouldn't enjoy it.
[ 2015.01.13 22:28:54 ] Andouille Sausage > At all.
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:03 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I will ask again, if I give zosius 10 million isk you will both stop scramming me and allow me to dock at the nearest station
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:21 ] Andouille Sausage > I'm fine with that.
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:35 ] Ellie Alvarsson > that didn't answer my question
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:39 ] Ellie Alvarsson > do you agree to that arrangement
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:44 ] Ellie Alvarsson > zosius, you as well
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:48 ] Zosius > Yes, but only if you pledge loyalty
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:50 ] Zosius > in your bio
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:52 ] Andouille Sausage > I can't force Zosius to do anything but I do agree to that.
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:54 ] Zosius > you have my word on that
[ 2015.01.13 22:29:57 ] Andouille Sausage > I will send you your permit.
[ 2015.01.13 22:30:10 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and what exactly do you want me to type
[ 2015.01.13 22:30:34 ] Andouille Sausage > I'll evemail you the text to add. 1 sec.
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:11 ] Zosius > Ellie Alvarsson on top of that. I will donate 150mil in your name to buy some shares of New Order. You will be immortalized in a list of shareholders. That is a great honor.
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:27 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm sure you will
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:39 ] Andouille Sausage > Oh, he will.
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:45 ] Andouille Sausage > You'll be able to see it on the website.
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:54 ] Andouille Sausage > That'll be a very special donation this month.
[ 2015.01.13 22:31:59 ] Andouille Sausage > I've sent you your permit text.
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:14 ] Ellie Alvarsson > now I've humiliated myself for you and given you a shitload of money
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:15 ] Ellie Alvarsson > now let me go
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:22 ] Ellie Alvarsson > although I assume you won't
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:24 ] Andouille Sausage > Please do read the Code and follow its precepts.
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:33 ] Zosius > I will let you go
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:33 ] Andouille Sausage > We appreciate your participation in player-generated content.
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:45 ] Andouille Sausage > Fly safely. o7
[ 2015.01.13 22:32:59 ] Ellie Alvarsson > congratulations on slowly and surely killing this game's community by griefing others
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:07 ] Zosius > The minute I see 10mil and your bio
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:10 ] Zosius > you are free to go
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:22 ] Ellie Alvarsson > there's another 10 million
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:24 ] Ellie Alvarsson > now let me go
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:28 ] Zosius > 10mil confirmed
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:37 ] Andouille Sausage > Still need to see the bio, Ellie.
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:43 ] Zosius > permit approved
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:51 ] Zosius > bio is on, you are free to go
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm actually astonished how terrible of people you are
[ 2015.01.13 22:33:58 ] Ellie Alvarsson > honestly
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:13 ] Andouille Sausage > Ellie, can I make a suggestion?
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:21 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I assume you put a screenshot of it on your website
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:27 ] Andouille Sausage > Read the CODE. At least try and understand that we're not doing this randomly.
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:27 ] Ellie Alvarsson > to show off the people you humiliate and steal from
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:32 ] Andouille Sausage > There is a reason behind it.
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:42 ] Andouille Sausage > And it's a good reason or I, for one, wouldn't be doing it.
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:54 ] Andouille Sausage > You fly safely, and uphold the code.
[ 2015.01.13 22:34:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > you did it because you saw an opportunity to either steal salvage from a mission runner or steal from them and humiliate them like you did me
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:01 ] Andouille Sausage > Pleasure meeting you.
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:07 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and it worked because I tried to defend my salvage
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:32 ] Zosius > We saw an opportunity to familiarizie you with the CODE
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:43 ] Andouille Sausage > It's an educational process.
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:43 ] Zosius > there is no shame in that, only honor
[ 2015.01.13 22:35:52 ] Andouille Sausage > Ours is an educational mission.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:02 ] Ellie Alvarsson > congratulations, I've been killed before in lowsec but those people were just doing pvp
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:03 ] Andouille Sausage > We're teaching you about how EVE works.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:09 ] Ellie Alvarsson > today, I got to meet a group of sociopaths
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:15 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and have them steal all my shit
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:20 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and humiliate myself
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:22 ] Andouille Sausage > Again, sociopaths don't enjoy what they do.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:31 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and you do
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:35 ] Andouille Sausage > I do.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:40 ] Ellie Alvarsson > because you pay money every month to do exactly that
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:43 ] Andouille Sausage > I like helping people understand the game.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:52 ] Andouille Sausage > Because I know they will enjoy it more after they do.
[ 2015.01.13 22:36:57 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I have to ask
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:05 ] Ellie Alvarsson > how many people have you made quit this community?
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:19 ] Ellie Alvarsson > because I started that mission less than five minutes before you showed up
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:24 ] Ellie Alvarsson > meaning you were waiting for me
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:31 ] Andouille Sausage > Can I point something out to you?
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:42 ] Ellie Alvarsson > go ahead, roleplay some more
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:49 ] Andouille Sausage > No, this isn't RP.
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:52 ] Andouille Sausage > This is about EVE.
[ 2015.01.13 22:37:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm sure it isn't
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:04 ] Andouille Sausage > We just showed you what this "community" really is.
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:09 ] Andouille Sausage > What its nature is.
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:19 ] Andouille Sausage > Now you may or may not wish to be a part of such a place.
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:20 ] Ellie Alvarsson > griefing and calling it content?
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:25 ] Andouille Sausage > But that is the place that it is.
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:31 ] Ellie Alvarsson > content is fleet pvp, roams, exploring, and war
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:34 ] Ellie Alvarsson > not highsec griefing
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:37 ] Andouille Sausage > And that is the place it was designed from the ground up to be.
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:43 ] Ellie Alvarsson > but of course you're going to bust out the old "ANYTHING GOES LOL" card
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:48 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and use it to justify being a shitty person
[ 2015.01.13 22:38:57 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm not saying what you do goes against the TOS
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:05 ] Ellie Alvarsson > I'm saying what you do is exactly what only a shitty human being woul do
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:12 ] Andouille Sausage > I'm not a shitty person. I just do shitty things sometimes, because they're necessary to a greater cause.
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:23 ] Ellie Alvarsson > and here goes the RPing again
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:30 ] Zosius > Ellie Alvarsson if i wanted to humiliate you. I would not have let you go
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:32 ] Andouille Sausage > That wasn't RP either.
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:38 ] Zosius > I will give away your ransom
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:38 ] Ellie Alvarsson > your made-up bullshit movement in a video game
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:40 ] Zosius > I let you go
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:47 ] Zosius > Its completely selfless
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:53 ] Andouille Sausage > Well, isn't that what you're getting upset about?
[ 2015.01.13 22:39:59 ] Andouille Sausage > Your made-up bullshit in a video game?
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:18 ] Ellie Alvarsson > apparently caring about assets in a video game is the same as role playing in one
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:32 ] Andouille Sausage > You're made because you're playing a civilian role and got ganked.
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:37 ] Andouille Sausage > But that's the nature of war.
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:41 ] Andouille Sausage > and EVE is a wargame.
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:43 ] Andouille Sausage > start to finish.
[ 2015.01.13 22:40:58 ] Andouille Sausage > Civilians die in wars.
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:01 ] Ellie Alvarsson > again, yes it's technically allowed
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:17 ] Andouille Sausage > We are simply fleshing out that part of the sandbox experience.
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:26 ] Ellie Alvarsson > but that doesn't change the fact that you're all terrible people who get a hard-on at the idea of screwing someone else over for the pleasure of it
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:33 ] Andouille Sausage > We even go so far as to tell people what to do to avoid it.
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:53 ] Andouille Sausage > give us a pittance, put the label on your bio, and uphold the code.
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:56 ] Ellie Alvarsson > later guys, have fun screwing over someone else
[ 2015.01.13 22:41:56 ] Andouille Sausage > And what is the code?
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:05 ] Andouille Sausage > Mostly it's practical advice about how not to get ganked.
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:24 ] Zosius > ah well
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:24 ] Andouille Sausage > Ok...now blow her up. :)
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:28 ] Zosius > good job anyway
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:32 ] Zosius > i let her go
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:38 ] Andouille Sausage > Yeah.
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:40 ] Zosius > i wanted to see what happens
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:40 ] Andouille Sausage > It's all good, sir.
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:42 ] Andouille Sausage > Good sale.
[ 2015.01.13 22:42:48 ] Zosius > i made a vow too so its fine
[ 2015.01.13 22:44:44 ] Zosius > I will shoot up the mail to James
[ 2015.01.13 22:44:56 ] Zosius > lets see if he find him worthy to grant time on the site
[ 2015.01.13 22:45:39 ] Andouille Sausage > I think that was the hands-down most awesome thing btw.
[ 2015.01.13 22:46:26 ] Zosius > ok. I will have to go now
[ 2015.01.13 22:46:31 ] Zosius > take care and see yo uaround