WHO ISN'T A SUCKER FOR A SUCKER

jajki: Ivy lounges in one of the lawn chairs in a surprisingly unladylike position with one leg extended and one drawn up onto the chair.  Forget dancing like no one’s watching, sit like it too bitch.  She holds her phone in one hand and absently scrolls through pages with a bored expression on her face.
Tsaaq: Thad slammed his car door closed and jogged over to the bonfire. "Sorry." He called out and sat down on one of the logs. "Yeah yeah I know. I'm a dick, whatever. I brought some bud though." He said to her, holding out a blunt he'd presumably rolled on the way there.
Tsaaq: ((Wow, half naked much?))
jajki: ((LOOOOL))
jajki: ((It's like 82 in portland today!  I googled))
jajki: “Hm, what?”  Ivy looks up blankly from her phone and widens her eyes as soon as she recognizes Thad.  “Oh!  It’s fine.  This is a nice place to plot so I didn’t mind the alone time.”  She grins slyly and sets her phone down before reaching out to take the blunt.  “Do you have a light?"
Tsaaq: ((Good jobbb.))
Tsaaq: "Oh awesome." He smirked and patted his jacket before taking out a lighter and flicking it on for her so she could inhale. "So, I have a list of things Jade needs to lose in order to realize that's she's no one and nobody. I thought it up on the way." Thaddeus started to explain. "Want to hear it.
Tsaaq: *>))
Tsaaq: *?))
jajki: Ivy takes a drag on the blunt that she holds in for a few moments.  Holding the blunt back out to Thaddeus she nods while exhaling a nice puff of smoke.  “I sure do!”  She says in a menacingly excited tone of voice.
Tsaaq: He smirked as he took it from her, inhaling it deeply. "Jade has about four things keeping her deluded alright? Her comfort zone, her money, obviously. How else does she always have a cab, and she's shopped at my job before. Strictly plastic, always paying with card. Her 'looks', and her 'coolness' All we have to do is tear down those four things and we're golden and I've got some ideas already." Thaddeus smirked and exhaled the smoke, taking a smaller hit before handing her the blunt again. "What do ya think?"
jajki: Ivy taps at her chin and lowers the leg that had been pulled up onto the chair to extend with the other one.  “Mmmm.”  She narrows her eyes as she makes the noise and focuses on nothing in particular.  “Yeah, I see it.”  She says eventually, looking back to Thaddeus.  “Looks and coolness would be pretty easy to start attacking on the confessions.  That’s just what pops in my head to start with.  Is she funded by her parents?  Getting people cut off isn’t hard at all."
Tsaaq: Thad shrugged. "I was going to suggest telling Ozzie that she's very generous and have him constantly spend her money but okay. How would you do it?" He asked Ivy. "Also when do you plan on doing the thing with Jamie? We need a plan for that too." He was pretty much hogging the blunt now cause he loves weed actually.
jajki: “Oh!  That would be good too.  Ozzie is a little salty at her at the moment but I could get her back on his good side then plant that seed.”  Ivy flips her hair and casually holds her hand out for the blunt as she continues.  “All you have to do is make a call pretending to be a shady organization, ask about some “purchases”..”  She does air quotes with one hand.. “..and boom.  That usually depends on the type of parent though.  I like your idea better.”  She presses her lips together for a moment before speaking again.  “I don’t know.  I was going to use Ozzie to get in with Jamie because they’re obviously close.  Maybe this weekend or next week?"
Tsaaq: "You are brilliant." Thaddeus chuckled and shifted in his seat. "You should throw a party but make it seem like an exclusive party that only a few people are invited to." He said with a small wink. "Next week might be better, gives us more time to plan so it doesn't look suspicious."
jajki: Ivy grins happily and flips her hair again, this time more as a joke than anything.  “Oh stop it.  I know.”  She chuckles and extends her hand again for the blunt, this time with more gusto.  “A party would be fun.  Where would I throw it, though?  Next week is fine by meeeee."
Tsaaq: He laughed and finally handed her the blunt. "Okay, you live in talon. When's the last time talon has had a party? You could throw it there... The R.A. is out of commission. She got in a car crash." Thad said with a bit of a shit eating grin.
jajki: “Ugh she reminds me of my older sister.  So.  Ugh.”  Ivy rolls her eyes as she takes the blunt.  “Talon is an option.”  She takes a long inhale of the blunt then holds it back out to Thaddeus because sharing is caring.  “But do you really want to watch me get it on with Jamie in the room of the chick you’re trying to get?”  She exhales the smoke and a grin begins to creep across her face.  “Oooh…”  She shivers briefly.  “I’m kind of excited thinking about it though."
Tsaaq: "Well it's pretty much fair game now. That bitch got into a car accident. She's in the hospital. MIA." Thaddeus told her as he took the blunt and probably finished it off cause he's an ass. "Of course I want to watch, it sounds hot. Sure I guess I want to get with Caroline but I'm still a man." He chuckled.
jajki: Ivy giggles and twirls a piece of her hair around her finger slowly.  “I knoooow…but like….what if she walks in on it?  Or I guess we could break into one of those empty rooms..”  She falls silent and stares straight ahead as she thinks on the matter before raising her eyebrows, tilting her head to the side, and looking back to Thaddeus.  “I suppose since we’re drugging him I’d have to be on top…”  Another shiver travels down her spine and she grins.
Tsaaq: Thaddeus rose one of his thick eyebrows at her. "She won't. I'll set something up to distract her." He said with confidence. "Or we could do that. I like that idea too." Thaddeus grinned. "Yeah, I mean even though I'm not always into girls being on top I'm not the one getting it so. It'll probably be hot." He laughed. "I can help you get into the room in fact. Get him on his back then let you do the rest."
jajki: Ivy claps her hands together once and leans back lazily into the lawn chair, letting her long legs relax straight out in front of her.  Super attractive.  “Yay!”  She drawls.  “I’ve never been on top.  But.”  She dramatically snaps her head towards Thaddeus and wriggles her fingers while gesturing to her full body.  “I’ve got a rockin’ bod.  So of course it’ll be hot.”
Tsaaq: "Never?" Thaddeus repeated with his eyebrows furrowed. "How many times have you actually had sex?" He asked immediately while looking at her cause YEAH HE KNEW THAT ALREADY BITCH.
jajki: “Uuuummmmmm…”  She taps at her chin and looks skyward while slowly pulling her legs back and sitting forward.  “Well I’ve done a lot of oral to like…get my way and stuff.  But I’ve only had sex like…I don’t know, three times?  My ex was a goody-two-shoes.”  She sighs and gives a small shrug of her shoulders.
Tsaaq: He stared blankly at Ivy to gauge her seriousness. "Holy shit, you're not lying." Thaddeus said with his eyes a little wide. "Ivy, you've got to know how to ride a guy especially since you said Jamie is gay. He has to really feel your grind and your vagina grip." He started to laugh uncontrollably before straightening his expression. "Seriously though."
jajki: She slaps her hands to either side of her face and widens her eyes at him.  “I was like…young!  If I’d known I could’ve like…made him all sexual by just doing it I would’ve.”  She presses her lips together and tries not to appear too frustrated.  “Shoot.  I mean…It’s just like…?”  She sort of grinds her hips in her chair.
Tsaaq: Thaddeus but his tatted hand over his mouth like he was some sort of sex position judge. He shook his head, trying not to laugh at her. "No, you have to be hot while doing it." He told Ivy, then sighed a little. "Get in my lap." Thaddeus demanded as if it were a chore.
jajki: “Woooow rude!”  Ivy grins while she says it and scoots forward in her chair.  She watches him for a moment before raising a dark brow at him.  “Seriously?”  She holds the expression for a moment before shrugging.  “Okay.”  She pushes herself to a standing position, adjusts her loose tank top so that her boobs don’t come out, and climbs on into his lap.
Tsaaq: "Yeah seriously, we're friends. I can teach you. I've had sex so many times now." He said, sounding a little uneasy about the friend part but holding a neutral expression so he'd be hard to read. "Okayyyy." Thaddeus dragged out, hovering his hands over her waist then shrugged and let them rest there. "Okay now, just start out rocking your hips back and forth." He instructed.
jajki: ((HANDS ON RAPE LESSONS WOO))
Tsaaq: ((AHAHAHAHAHAH))
jajki: “So many times.”  Ivy repeats with a slightly amused and slightly skeptical expression on her face.  “Alright.”  Without much hesitation she places her hands on his shoulders and begins rocking her hips like instructed.
Tsaaq: Thaddeus laughed. "Yes, so many times. I haven't counted okay. Leave me alone." He muttered and then nodded his head while looking down at their laps, he was slouching a bit now with his legs cocked open a little while she was perched in his lap. "Okay, good." A smirk grew on his pierced lips since he was high, he was not so secretly enjoying the lesson. "Now do the same thing but arch your back while you do it." Thaddeus told her, keeping his hands on her waist.
jajki: Ivy giggles and lifts an arm to push her hair back out of her face.  “Soooooooo many.  Hah!  I think I’ll keep making fun of you.”  Lowering her hand back to his shoulder she does as told and arches her back while grinning like a dip shit.  “Like this?”  She looks to him for approval before looking over her shoulder and attempting to see how it’s all looking back there.
Tsaaq: "See, you learn fast. You're adaptive." Thaddeus said after a really long pause of just letting her grind against him. "Oh yeah, like that." He nodded slowly and gave her a thumbs up.
Tsaaq: ((ENTER BUTTON NOOO))
jajki: ((HHAHAHAHA))
Tsaaq: "See, you learn fast. You're adaptive." Thaddeus said after a really long pause of just letting her grind against him. "Oh yeah, like that." He nodded slowly and gave her a thumbs up. "I would like it if you didn't make fun of me by  the way I'm sort of teaching you how to ride a dick." Thaddeus said sternly cause horny Thad was serious buisness gais. He cleared his throat and took his hands from her waist. "Okay you got the jist of it by now right?" Thad whispered.
jajki: ((pfahahahahaha))
Tsaaq: ((I know it's horrible and hilarious.))
jajki: Still grinning Ivy turns her head back to face him and pretty much basks in the reaction.  “Goooooood.”  She drawls.  At his comment on making fun of him she laughs for a solid few moments and stops the grinding.  “Okay, okay.  I’ll stop.  You are teaching me how to do the good sex.”  She gives a nod and laughs again while removing her hands from his shoulders to rest on her hips.  “Yeaaaah, I think so.  And I think I know how to do the vagina grip thingy.  Just like…”  She gestures with her hands like softly squeezing a fruit sort of.  Charades is hard.
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows and started to laugh loudly. "I read somewhere it's like, doing that excercise that makes your hole tight or whatever but some girls don't even need it, regardless of all the dudes they sleep with." Thaddeus waved his hand at her. "So uh... You give blows jobs to get what you want... You any good?" He asked her with raise of his eyebrow.
jajki: “Kegals? Oh yeah.  Easy peasy.”  She flops a hand down in front of her as if demonstrating how easy peasy it was.  She flips her hair over her shoulder and tilts her head while peering down at him with a smirk forming on her lips.  “I sure do.  I’d say since I do tend to get what I want when blowjobs are involved that yes, I am good."
Tsaaq: "Really?" He muttered with a hint of interest in his voice. "The girl I told you about yesterday, she won't so much look at my penis much less put her mouth on it. It's a pain in the ass." Thaddeus smirked again then shook his head, standing up from his seat. "Okay I should probably take you home, then myself home." He said quickly with another laugh, he didn't want to think about good blow jobs.
jajki: Ivy hops off his lap and adjusts her tank top again because things were probably close to popping out to say hello.  “Why?  Interested?”  She smirks and does a twirl on her toes before walking over to pick up her phone from where she left it.  “That’s a shame.  If this whole thing with Jamie works out I mean…I could probably repay you.”  She winks over her shoulder at him.  “Home sounds good.  I need to sleep."
Tsaaq: He chuckled. "I didn't say all that." He said in a playful sarcastic tone. Thaddeus tilted his head at her, looking Ivy over. "That'd be cool, yeah, totally." He said with a shrug cause who wasn't a sucker for A GOOD SUCKER HAHAHA GET IT? GET IT? He went to lead her to his car, pulling the door open before getting on the driver's side and getting inside and dropping her off places then going home for bed.