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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #715
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- >episode 2:
- >Stolas' cheating dck has torn his family apart, even when he's taking his daughter out for a day of bonding he has to invite his booty call along and spends the entire day flirting with Blitzo, this makes Octavia run away crying
- >Stolas and Octavia have a heartfelt conversation where she communicates her worries to her dad
- >episode 5:
- >opens with a shot of Stolas fking Blitzo in his goddamn marriage bed which is exactly what Stella yelled at him for earlier this season
- Yeah I kinda hate the bird now.
- I think it would've been much better for Stolas' image/character development for Loo Loo Land to have come after Harvest Moon and immediately before the sad Stolas episode shown in the teaser.
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- >exactly what Stella yelled at him for earlier this season
- I didn't even remember that detail, so it probably wasn't even important.
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- Stella screaming it at the top of her lungs was what woke Octavia up from the flashback to her happy childhood and was the first time it was shown how badly Stolas fked up his family.
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- >Moxxie this episode: haha weakling lol
- >Moxxie literally the previous episode: Swings with one hand while the other is holding his wife.
- The only explanation for this that I can think of is that gravity on earth is weaker than in hell.
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- I mean it's also because he was out of his element, no?
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- Honestly maybe I haven't been attention but I never realized just how skilled Blitzo was at combat. He went toe to toe with an assassin who is confirmed to take contracts on demonic royalty.
- You think he would do good in a fight against anybody from Hazbin side of the universe?
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- I mean assassins generally rely on getting the drop on their targets. If Striker tried to take Stolas on an even playing field he'd get unceremoniously wrecked. He probably wouldn't fair well against the likes of Alastor or Charlie if they saw him coming.
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- Is it only me or there is something different in Loona's last episode design?
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- It must be her new clothes
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- she's smiling, and her hair isn't as rounded off at the top as usual. hair looks shorter overall
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- If anything I choc it up to nerves and getting tilted over snake guy.
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- Yeah I can see it in the context of the fight with snake guy. But he was getting absolutely rekt for the entirety of the episode, hell, he had trouble lifting his baggage
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- fkin hell man, I hate thinking about it because the more I do the less I like this episode
- you're right
- vivsie's fking up
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- The only character who hasn't been put through the shtter yet is Blitzo. But then again compared to his coworkers he's pretty OP.
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- It's also posible that Imps are light as fk and lifting and or holding one up isn't all that impressive.
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- Blitzo's the writer's insert. He'll never be put through the wringer.
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- No he's literally just Brandon Rogers ideal self grafted onto the show
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- Isn't that the same? Or is it worse?
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- Blitzo acts and talks EXACTLY like how Brandon Rogers does in his skits, he doesn't even try and make him sound or act unique. So yes, he is worse than a self insert (who may have some qualities that differ from the creator)
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- Is that really any worse than Seinfeld and The Dck Van Dyke show and Newheart and [insert any other number of comedies here]?
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- I may be a bit biased, but in the very least Jerry Seinfeld has legitimate restrictions and weaknesses placed on him in the show, whereas Bitzo seems to be able to get away with just about everything and the whole universe seemingly bends around him.
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- Ehhh fair enough. He does just keep failing upward.
- >Had a relationship with a famous singer
- >No indication that it was ever bad or unhealthy
- >Stole her car, stranding her at a hotel, went and maxed out her credit cards
- >She's understandably pssed and vindictive about it
- >He comes out of the little spat between them on top in spite of bailing on his job halfway through to engage in neurotic my-daughter-must-be-a-vigin-forever behavior and leaving his employees to pick up the slack
- >Fires the first shot in a fight with a former coworker
- >Fight escalates into setting fire to an entire amusement park full of families with children
- >Situation is once again resolved by his employee who somehow tamed a dragon offscreen and got it to eat the aforementioned coworker while Blitzo does who knows what
- >Engages in strictly transactional sx with an unhappily married man who's starved for affection
- >Plainly has zero regard for the guy's feelings and thinks of him as a pompous as who just likes slumming it
- >Is rude to the guy's daughter
- >Guy still can't keep away from him and fawns over him like a schoolgirl on valentine's day
- >he can't keep getting away with it.webm
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- Also why have we not talked about the fact that Moxxie is in the background riding a fking dragon into battle with a murderous robot clown in the background of that episode? Did her just casually make friends with the beast while we weren't looking? Is he some kind of Doctor Dolittle?
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- really don't get the people on here and /co/ talking like Blitzo is a Mary Sue.
- He fails at every relationship he has except for sxual predator owl who's using sx as a transaction. Everyone else hates him (or just tolerates him like Milly). And yes his employees begrudgingly having to pick up the slack because Blitzo is retrded is the joke.
- In my book he's earned all his wins.
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- striker obviously has some special thing going on if he can get 5 stabs and a throat slash from millie while she gets knocked out by being pressed to a wall and the same amount of millie's time with a knife is enough to kill a gigantic monster fish
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