strm/cnscsnss 170915

the rocks. they looked like waves you could surf on, with amazing surfboards and other cool things, i dunno. i wanted to surf on the rocks but knew that it was impossible. so i decided to try and turn the rocks into actual waves. i knew that this would be hard, but i wasn't going to give up my dream of surfing on the wavey rocks.

first, i tried to drench them in water, but all it did was turn the area around it slightly wet. then i decided to try science. i enlisted the help of a scientist who could possibly do it. she poured something on the rocks, but to no avail. finally i decided to phone a wizard i knew, whose name was araminta. she could do it!

she arrived in a flash, probably due to amazing magic, and greeted herself. she waved the wand at the rocks, and said "alakarzimioni". but the rocks remained rocks.

araminta turned and told me that the rocks had a protectment curse on them, which would be difficult to break, so she had to go get supplies to break the curse. she flew off again, but she left her wand behind! i tried to call her back, but she couldn't hear me because she had already become too far away. i held the wand in my hand. it was like a child's wand - the stick was swirly and the top had a cool star on it.

i decided to see if i could break the curse myself. i waved the wand and shouted a bunch of random gibberish to see if it worked. what did happen was that a rock flew up into the air, continued to float up, then exploded violently. it had confetti in it. i decided to try again, but this time with a more complicated gesture. this time, all the rocks flew up. fearing what was going to happen next, i ran and took shelter behind a nearby tree. all the rocks exploded violently, but this time they just exploded into tiny little pieces.

the pieces fell with ease, making holes in the sand and causing the sand to start to fall. they started to make an actual hole, which was somewhat worrying. i decided to investigate what was inside the hole. i peeked inside it, but i was pushed in by someone, and still clutching araminta's wand, fell in. surprisingly, it was quite short, and i only fell for 5 seconds before landing onto the ground. someone was floating above me - it was araminta, who scolded me for stealing her wand. before i could tell her that she left it here, she flew up, and cast a spell that extended the hole's length, causing me to fall further down, down, continuously spiralling downwards. the hole's length didn't seem to end, and eventually i started getting hungry. it was also getting hot, and i realised that araminta was sending me to the centre of the earth. i screamed before falling, and fainted from heartstroke. araminta received her revenge shortly after, as i decided to continuously haunt her so that she would reap the day she killed me