the mall of doom

[17:08] <~DarkSunDuelist> Frederick: I know. Session's on as soon as I open up the usual tabs.
[17:08] <Frederick> awesome. So should we nick up now?
[17:08] <Saia> DSD, gonna need to leave in a little while so I'm gonna sti out for today
[17:08] <Saia> Because I don't want to need to leave in the middle of something
[17:08] <Frederick> Oh right, I forgot to stat out Seram
[17:09] <Frederick> Lemme do that real quick
[17:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's been two weeks, Fred
[17:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> You've had the EXP for 2 weeks.
[17:09] <Frederick> I've been putting it off because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do with it.
[17:10] <Saia> So I went back to finish the gameplay video for the Korra game
[17:10] <Kroked> Frederick: thats still not the ebst excuse
[17:11] <Saia> There's a boss that is getting beaten with projectile spam
[17:11] <Kroked> especially when you know there's a session today
[17:11] <Kroked> eck
[17:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> So, what class did you plan on switching to, again?
[17:12] <Frederick> I'm kinda split between shadow and technician.
[17:13] <~DarkSunDuelist> Well, you can't start the change until you decide
[17:13] <~DarkSunDuelist> So I'd decide quickly
[17:14] <~DarkSunDuelist> And anyway, we're starting now.
[17:14] <~DarkSunDuelist> Nick up.
[17:14] <Frederick> )roll 1d2 1 technitian 2 shadow
[17:14] * Danceanon is now known as Jasper
[17:14] * %Krunk --> "Frederick rolls 1d2 1 technitian 2 shadow and gets 2."
[17:14] <Frederick> Shadow.
[17:14] * Frederick is now known as Seram
[17:15] * Editanon is now known as Christopher
[17:16] <Jasper> So just checking, There's nothing stopping from taking all possible Elemental Attack ki specializations?
[17:16] <Christopher> dont think there is
[17:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> There is not.
[17:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> You can't use them all at once, though.
[17:17] <Jasper> I figured
[17:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> Even if you could, there'd really be no point
[17:17] <Seram> they'd just neutralize eachother out?
[17:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> Not exactly.
[17:18] <~DarkSunDuelist> But anyway, it's time we started.
[17:18] <~DarkSunDuelist> (( #DSDOOC for all of your OOC needs. ))
[17:19] <~DarkSunDuelist> Today, Team JSTC (minus a T) has taken it upon themselves to engage the most fearsome foe to exist.
[17:19] <~DarkSunDuelist> This terrifying monstrosity is something few hunters dare to take on, let alone one man down.
[17:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> Today, you will be taking on the vile beast known as...
[17:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> ...the Megastore.
[17:21] <~DarkSunDuelist> This gigantic store, based on an island off the coast of Eden, is a massive center for trade.
[17:21] <~DarkSunDuelist> It quite literally has the best selection of anything you could find in the world.
[17:22] <~DarkSunDuelist> If it exists, it's probably contained somewhere in this gigantic store, and it's probably for sale.
[17:26] <Christopher> "Why are we here again? And whos idea was it so we can hang them later?"
[17:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> Apparently this place was hit by a meteor a while back, and recently finished repairs.
[17:27] <Jasper> "If I had to guess, we're here to buy a map so we don't get lost in here"
[17:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> Somebody had the bright idea to fund a class trip out here to see it.
[17:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> You're pretty sure most of the school is here.
[17:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> At least from your year, anyway.
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[17:29] <Jasper> "All in favour of staying away from the confectionery section, say aye"
[17:29] <Christopher> "Alright a map is one thing, but why? Are we here to pick up Serams months supply of sweets or somethin?"
[17:29] <Seram> "Nay"
[17:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> Considering you have a small fortune in cash, now would be a fantastic time to actually try to buy something.
[17:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> There's a lot of stuff here that you could probably find for cheaper than anywhere else.
[17:31] <Seram> "...You know, I almost never use my bow in an actual fight."
[17:32] <Jasper> "What'cha thinking about?"
[17:32] <Christopher> "And i dont actually chop down trees with my massive lumber axe, whats your plan?"
[17:32] <Seram> "Maybe I should get like a set of knives or something. What do you guys think?"
[17:34] <Seram> "also, some padded boots or something. Last fight, I kicked so hard that I nearly broke my foot."
[17:35] <Jasper> "Whatever works for you I guess, Probably cheaper than buying ammo... Not that money's much of a problem anymore"
[17:38] <Seram> "So it's settled then, find a map of this place and then buy some new gear."
[17:39] <Jasper> "Here's hoping we don't get lost looking for the map?
[17:39] * Seram mutters quickly under 'her' breath "And then we can all go buy some sweets or something."
[17:39] <~DarkSunDuelist> You find some maps near the front.
[17:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> ...these things are pretty generic. It's a top-down view of the building, split into floors. sections are covered in colored blocks that indicate what exactly is supposed to be sold in each section.
[17:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> There are 4 floors to this place.
[17:42] <Jasper> "You set on buying knives Swift?"
[17:42] * Seram examines the map looking for a weapons shop or blacksmith or something, and making a mental note of the location of the food court and bakery.
[17:42] <~DarkSunDuelist> There are sections dedicated to weaponry, food, clothing, luxuries, transportation, commodities, and even more.
[17:42] <Seram> "Yeah, or something like that."
[17:43] <Seram> "Right now my options are kinda limited to shoot something from afar, or kick it in the face. I'd like to be able to have a few extra options open."
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[17:44] * Jasper pretends to look offended
[17:45] <Jasper> "You have a problem with face-kicking?"
[17:45] <Christopher> "So which way, and if you take us to a food place we are leaving you there with no money."
[17:45] <Seram> "Remember the first time I kicked something in the face, boss?"
[17:46] <Jasper> "I try to forget about that"
[17:47] <Seram> "And then there was that time I tried to get the drop on a wolf."
[17:47] <Jasper> "Practice makes perfect"
[17:48] <Jasper> "You just need to kick more things in the face, trust me. It always fixes my problems"
[17:48] * Christopher wanders on ahead while they figure out where we are going
[17:49] <Seram> "Right, let's look at the weapons first."
[17:50] <Jasper> "Lead the way"
[17:50] * Seram checks the map one last time before heading off.
[17:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> You walk to the Weapons section without incident.
[17:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> Boy howdy is this place crowded with Hunters.
[17:53] * Seram looks around at the various weapons "...Is that a bow, or a gun?"
[17:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's a bowgun, actually. With detachable bayonet and even laser sight options.
[17:55] <Seram> "Wonder if I could even lift it up."
[17:55] * Jasper rolls her eyes and mutters something about "Weapon geeks"
[17:55] <Christopher> "...Either of you wanna bet i can clear this crowded room?"
[17:56] <Seram> "Five gold says this'll end horribly."
[17:56] <Jasper> "I already have a bad feeling about this"
[17:56] <Christopher> "Common, its just a few hundered volts"
[17:56] <Seram> "I changed my mind, I'm tripling my bet."
[17:57] <Christopher> "Aww, no faith"
[17:57] <Jasper> "I had a feeling this trip would end with us being dragged out by police, but I figured it'd be Swift's fault"
[17:58] * Seram looks at jasper, pouting, "What's that supposed to mean?"
[17:58] <Seram> "I'm actually one of the /saner/ members on this team."
[17:59] <Christopher> "Right."
[17:59] <Seram> "I usually don't go picking fights with an entire crowd o hunters, for instance."
[18:00] <Christopher> "But it does sound fun, right?"
[18:00] <Jasper> "Hypothetical situation Swift, You see something so sweet it hurts your teeth just to look at it, but you have no money. Also, you're jonesin' hard and it sure ain't for insulin. In this situation, are you above stealing?"
[18:01] <Christopher> "In the time it took to ask that hypothetical, she has already stolen and ate the hypothetical sweet"
[18:02] <Seram> "I've never had to steel for sweets. Not when I can just put on some puppy dog eyes beg for them."
[18:02] <Christopher> "Close enough."
[18:04] <Jasper> "I'm getting off point here. What I'm trying to say electrocuting a room full of combat specialists probably isn't the way to go."
[18:05] <Christopher> "No fun at all, grab your weapon Seram an lets find someone to test it on."
[18:05] * Seram kicks Christopher in he stomach.
[18:05] * Christopher grabs Serams leg
[18:06] <Christopher> "Now then, did someone just volunteer for some volts?"
[18:06] * Jasper pulls them apart
[18:07] <Jasper> "I swear, I will send both of you to your rooms without supper"
[18:07] <Seram> "Sorry, ma."
[18:07] <Christopher> "But mommmmmm, im boreddddddd."
[18:07] * Seram hangs 'her' head.
[18:08] <Jasper> "Anyway, we don't need to get rid of them. Just be assertive and barge through. It's pretty much store etiquette"
[18:11] * Flikr|afk is now known as Flikr
[18:12] <Seram> "right, so I'm gonna go look around now."
[18:13] * Seram wanders off into the crowd.
[18:13] <Christopher> "Wonder if shes gonna get lost in there.."
[18:13] <Jasper> "It's a pretty solid bet."
[18:14] <Jasper> "Why'd the school send us here anyway? Maybe they just wanted a day off."
[18:14] <Christopher> "Havnt we had a lot of those latly though?"
[18:19] <Christopher> "Welp its been five minutes, should we send in the rescue crews?"
[18:20] <Christopher> "Plan: Fry the entire room, is still also an option"
[18:21] <Jasper> Y'know what. Follow your heart. I could do with getting into a fight anyway.
[18:21] <Christopher> "Damnit, dont encourage me boss, remember what happened last time? Lets give her five more minutes.."
[18:22] * Jasper chuckles a little
[18:22] <Jasper> "Oh, so you talk big, but you don't actually wanna do it?"
[18:23] <Christopher> "Ohhh no, I do, I really do."
[18:25] <Jasper> "Just hypothetically speaking, how much trouble would we get in if we started the world biggest fight on a school trip?"
[18:25] <~DarkSunDuelist> Seram: You wander off for a while and discover the most amazing thing ever.
[18:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> This item, unlike everything else, is not actually for sale.
[18:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> It is, in fact, a display item, advertised as "THE MASTER WEAPON"
[18:26] <Christopher> "Intent of bodily harm, destruction of property, causing a riot. Prolly severly injured or possible killed, or worse, expelled."
[18:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> It is a random mishmash of every weapon you could think of, and a few you couldn't, crammed into one device."
[18:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> Like a giant army knife of weapons.
[18:27] * Seram examines the weapon closely, whispering in admiration.
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[18:29] <Seram> "...Don't really need EVERY weapon in the world, though."
[18:30] * Seram walks off, deciding to purchase a weapon that actually IS on sale.
[18:30] <Christopher> "Alrighty thats time"
[18:30] * Christopher grins as his hands begin to spark "Last chance to call me off boss."
[18:31] <Jasper> "I'd just like to take this moment to disavow any knowledge of this event."
[18:32] <Christopher> "Im not hearing a no!"
[18:32] <Jasper> "I know, just remember I had nothing to do with it."
[18:32] <Christopher> "Fantastic."
[18:33] <Christopher> (Electricity Arc, target random smup in the crowd)
[18:35] * Seram suddenly appears, carrying two very large bags.
[18:35] <Jasper> "Oh hey, you're gonna want to see this"
[18:35] <Christopher> "Awww.."
[18:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> As you charge up the Ki, half a dozen shopkeepers pull out stun guns and fill you with shock rounds.
[18:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> *Matrix, not Ki
[18:36] <Christopher> (nope, psyionic, good try though)
[18:37] <Christopher> "So did ya finally find your weapon?"
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll Physical Resistance vs being shocked the fuck up
[18:38] <Christopher> (i roll nothing because an atk was never rolled and i never concentrated to indicat an atk)
[18:38] <~DarkSunDuelist> (Fair enough)
[18:40] * Jasper turns to Seram
[18:40] <Jasper> "So, what'd you find"
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[18:41] <Christopher> "Please tell me you didnt get one of those cheap as seen on tv mega knife things."
[18:41] <Seram> "mega-what now?"
[18:41] <Christopher> "Oh nothing, what did ya get?"
[18:41] <~DarkSunDuelist> Seram: You are carrying two large bags of metal objects.
[18:42] * Seram holds them up "See for yourself. They're kinda heavy, though."
[18:43] <Seram> "So, I miss anything important?"
[18:43] <Christopher> "Nah, bunch of silence mostly"
[18:43] * Christopher rummeges through a bag
[18:44] * Seram slips the bag onto Christopher's arm.
[18:44] <Seram> "How nice of you to volunteer."
[18:44] <Christopher> "HA, if you think im carrying this thing, your lower on sugar then i thought."
[18:45] <Seram> "If you carry it, food will be on me."
[18:46] <Christopher> "'Food' is two pounds of sugar for you, ill pass. What is this thing anyways? Looks like a bunch of metal."
[18:46] <Seram> "Greaves."
[18:46] <Seram> "So do we have a deal or not?"
[18:47] <Christopher> "Nope, all yours"
[18:48] * Jasper fakes a sigh
[18:48] <Jasper> "I'll carry it"
[18:48] <Seram> "Thanks, Boss."
[18:49] <Seram> "So, there anywhere you guys wanna go?"
[18:49] <Christopher> "Anywhere but the foodcourt."
[18:50] <Seram> "that's fine, there's a bakery that's just outside the foodcourt."
[18:50] <Jasper> "To be honest, I can't think of anything I really want."
[18:51] <Seram> "Not even some extra armor or something?"
[18:52] <Christopher> "Cant think of nothin, no."
[18:53] <Jasper> "Never been a fan of armour. I may not look it, but I prefer agility over protection"
[18:53] <Seram> "We're in one of the largest stores in the world, you both have over 1500 gold pieces, and you can't think of anything to spend it on.
[18:53] <Christopher> "Yup, an look at me, somethin hits me im dead reguardless of what i got on, ill pass"
[18:55] <Jasper> "I'm still dead set on one of those motorbikes, and unless I can figure out how to build one myself, I gotta save"
[18:57] <~DarkSunDuelist> There is a section on "transportation" in the store
[18:57] <~DarkSunDuelist> Perhaps that's it?
[18:59] <Seram> "Not gonna even look to see if there's anything good in the transportation section?"
[18:59] <Jasper> "It was more of a long term goal really. Do we need bikes while we're still in school?"
[19:00] <Christopher> "Prolly not, an this place most likly doesnt have anything like Shielas stuff."
[19:00] <Seram> "You never know. Besides, I don't want to be the only one who buys something."
[19:01] <Christopher> "So this was your idea... or maybe its some elaborate prank from Clarent..."
[19:02] <Seram> "You two are some of the most frugal people I've ever met."
[19:03] <Jasper> "It's called not having an addiction"
[19:03] <Seram> "And you, Chris, are just a little bit paranoid."
[19:03] <Christopher> "Better off saving, never know when youll need it..."
[19:03] <Christopher> "Who else would come up with the idea to goto the biggest shopping mall on this side of the planet other then one of the two sweet addicts?"
[19:04] <Jasper> "The school?"
[19:04] <Christopher> "So it was the school... curse them..."
[19:05] <Seram> "I think we should buy a tinfoil hat for chris."
[19:07] <Christopher> "I think we should be back at the dorm napping, or better yet of hunting something, or better YET off tring to figure out what all that bullshit at the fair was about, instead of putzing around in a mall."
[19:07] <Christopher> "But hey, thats me just being paranoid."
[19:09] <Jasper> "I thought the whole fair thing was just some guy being evil. I mean, I didn't really listen to those guys explaining stuff after the fight. They seemed to mostly be talking to the maid girl anyway"
[19:10] <Jasper> "What I'm trying to say is that that kind of thing isn't really our business."
[19:10] <Seram> "I thought the maid girl was cute."
[19:10] <Christopher> "Ya, I kinda trailed off at the start of that to, im still curious how all of that happened without anyone know or the other hunters stoping it before it got that bad."
[19:11] <Jasper> "Maybe we just beat them to the punch, we handled it pretty well after all."
[19:11] <Christopher> "We destroyed half a town and possible killed a few people, i wouldnt consider that well"
[19:12] <Jasper> "We're a bunch of students against a walking volcano and a magic assassin. I consider walking away from that an achievement"
[19:13] <Christopher> "Fair enough."
[19:14] <Jasper> "And quite frankly, the maid girl creeps me out. I mean, I've only heard rumours about her, but still.
[19:16] <Christopher> "That whole trip was just weird in general, anyways, where we off to now Seram?"
[19:17] <Seram> "I don't know, I already got everything I wanted."
[19:17] <Seram> "You guys wanna just go look around the place?
[19:17] <Seram> "
[19:17] <Christopher> "Sure why not, i take it just leaving isnt an option?"
[19:18] <Jasper> "I guess we could go check out the book section, I'm not hurting for reading supplies but we have a whole day here."
[19:20] <Christopher> "To the book store!... Wheres the book store?"
[19:20] <Seram> "To the map!"
[19:20] <Christopher> "You cant put a store in a map, thats just silly."
[19:21] <Seram> "No, but you can put a location in a map."
[19:21] <Christopher> "Now that makes more sense, so where is it?"
[19:23] <Seram> "There should be another map around here, it's not like they just have the one map in the front of the store."
[19:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> There's a section for books on the third floor
[19:25] <Seram> "Okay, so we're here, and the books are there...To the books!
[19:25] <Christopher> "To the books!"
[19:26] * Jasper searches for the fiction section.
[19:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> You start heading for the books when a teacher grabs your attention and starts carting you back to the plane.
[19:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> You are unceremoniously shipped home with what you hope will last you through the next month or so
[19:26] <~DarkSunDuelist> [END SESSION]
[19:27] * Seram is now known as Frederick
[19:27] * Christopher is now known as Editanon
[19:27] * Jasper is now known as Danceanon
[19:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> REWARDS:
[19:27] <Frederick> So you guys aren't even going to try upgrading your shit?
[19:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> >+3 EXP each
[19:27] <Editanon> why bother when we can do it between sessions?
[19:27] <~DarkSunDuelist> There's a shop with upgrades and shit in town.
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