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Artemis- Initial Atlantis Complex Symptoms

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  1. There were more than a dozen tables inside the restaurant, all with
  2. chairs stacked on top, except for one, which had been dressed with a
  3. linen cloth and laden with bottled glacier water and spa bags for each
  4. of the five places.
  5. Five, thought Artemis. A good number. Solid. Predictable. Four
  6. fives are twenty.
  7. Artemis had decided lately that five was his number. Good things
  8. happened when five was in the mix. The logician in him knew that this
  9. was ridiculous, but he couldn’t ignore the fact that the tragedies in his
  10. life had occurred in years not divisible by five: his father had
  11. disappeared and been mutilated, his old friend Commander Julius Root
  12. of the LEP had been murdered by the notorious pixie Opal Koboi, both
  13. in years with no five. He was five feet five inches tall and weighed
  14. fifty-five kilos. If he touched something five times or a multiple of
  15. that, then that thing stayed reliable. A door would remain closed, for
  16. example, or a keepsake would protect that doorway, as it was supposed
  17. to.
  18. Today the signs were good. He was fifteen years old. Three times
  19. five. And his hotel room in Reykjavík had been number forty-five.
  20. Even the Ski-Doo that had got him this far unscathed had a registration
  21. that was a multiple of five, and boasted a fifty cc engine to boot. All
  22. good. There were only four guests coming to the meeting, but
  23. including him that made five. So no need to panic.
  24. A part of Artemis was horrified by his newfound superstition about
  25. numbers.
  26. Get a grip on yourself. You are a Fowl. We do not rely on luck—
  27. abandon these ridiculous obsessions and compulsions.
  28. Artemis clicked the case’s latch to appease the number gods—
  29. twenty times, four fives—and felt his heart slow down.
  30. I will break my habits tomorrow, when this job is done.
  31. ...
  32.  
  33. Holly studied Artemis closely. He was pale, more so than usual, like
  34. a creature of the night. A snow wolf maybe. The sharp cheekbones and
  35. triangular length of his face added to this impression. And perhaps it
  36. was frost, but Holly thought she could see a streak of gray at his
  37. temples.
  38. He seems old. Foaly was right: Artemis looks beaten.
  39. Then there was the number thing. And the touching. Artemis’s
  40. fingers were never still. At first it seemed random, but on a hunch,
  41. Holly counted, and soon the pattern was clear. Fives or multiples of
  42. five.
  43. D’Arvit, she thought. Atlantis Complex.
  44. She ran a quick search on Wicca-pedia and came across a brief
  45. summary:
  46.  
  47. Atlantis Complex (at-lan-tis kom-pleks) is a psychosis
  48. common among guilt-ridden criminals, first diagnosed by Dr.
  49. E. Dypess of the Atlantis Brainology Clinic. Other symptoms
  50. include obsessive behavior, paranoia, delusions, and in
  51. extreme cases multiple personality disorder. Dr. E. Dypess
  52. is also known for his hit song, “I’m in Two Minds About
  53. You.”
  54.  
  55. Holly thought that this last bit was possibly Wiccahumor.
  56. Foaly had reached the same conclusion about Artemis, and said as
  57. much in a text message he buzzed over to Holly’s helmet, which sat on
  58. the table before her. Holly tapped her visor to reverse the readout then
  59. read the words.
  60. Our boy is obsessing. Atlantis?
  61. Holly called up a Gnommish keyboard on the visor and typed,
  62. slowly, so as not to attract attention.
  63. Maybe. Fives? She sent the message. Yes, fives. Classic symptom.
  64.  
  65. - The Atlantis Complex, Chapter 1
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