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- There were more than a dozen tables inside the restaurant, all with
- chairs stacked on top, except for one, which had been dressed with a
- linen cloth and laden with bottled glacier water and spa bags for each
- of the five places.
- Five, thought Artemis. A good number. Solid. Predictable. Four
- fives are twenty.
- Artemis had decided lately that five was his number. Good things
- happened when five was in the mix. The logician in him knew that this
- was ridiculous, but he couldn’t ignore the fact that the tragedies in his
- life had occurred in years not divisible by five: his father had
- disappeared and been mutilated, his old friend Commander Julius Root
- of the LEP had been murdered by the notorious pixie Opal Koboi, both
- in years with no five. He was five feet five inches tall and weighed
- fifty-five kilos. If he touched something five times or a multiple of
- that, then that thing stayed reliable. A door would remain closed, for
- example, or a keepsake would protect that doorway, as it was supposed
- to.
- Today the signs were good. He was fifteen years old. Three times
- five. And his hotel room in Reykjavík had been number forty-five.
- Even the Ski-Doo that had got him this far unscathed had a registration
- that was a multiple of five, and boasted a fifty cc engine to boot. All
- good. There were only four guests coming to the meeting, but
- including him that made five. So no need to panic.
- A part of Artemis was horrified by his newfound superstition about
- numbers.
- Get a grip on yourself. You are a Fowl. We do not rely on luck—
- abandon these ridiculous obsessions and compulsions.
- Artemis clicked the case’s latch to appease the number gods—
- twenty times, four fives—and felt his heart slow down.
- I will break my habits tomorrow, when this job is done.
- ...
- Holly studied Artemis closely. He was pale, more so than usual, like
- a creature of the night. A snow wolf maybe. The sharp cheekbones and
- triangular length of his face added to this impression. And perhaps it
- was frost, but Holly thought she could see a streak of gray at his
- temples.
- He seems old. Foaly was right: Artemis looks beaten.
- Then there was the number thing. And the touching. Artemis’s
- fingers were never still. At first it seemed random, but on a hunch,
- Holly counted, and soon the pattern was clear. Fives or multiples of
- five.
- D’Arvit, she thought. Atlantis Complex.
- She ran a quick search on Wicca-pedia and came across a brief
- summary:
- Atlantis Complex (at-lan-tis kom-pleks) is a psychosis
- common among guilt-ridden criminals, first diagnosed by Dr.
- E. Dypess of the Atlantis Brainology Clinic. Other symptoms
- include obsessive behavior, paranoia, delusions, and in
- extreme cases multiple personality disorder. Dr. E. Dypess
- is also known for his hit song, “I’m in Two Minds About
- You.”
- Holly thought that this last bit was possibly Wiccahumor.
- Foaly had reached the same conclusion about Artemis, and said as
- much in a text message he buzzed over to Holly’s helmet, which sat on
- the table before her. Holly tapped her visor to reverse the readout then
- read the words.
- Our boy is obsessing. Atlantis?
- Holly called up a Gnommish keyboard on the visor and typed,
- slowly, so as not to attract attention.
- Maybe. Fives? She sent the message. Yes, fives. Classic symptom.
- - The Atlantis Complex, Chapter 1
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