DGDO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/259778774407708673/481216520098283533/decrease-gamerguys-dumbness-output.mp3
This whole massacrepiece is a reference to the LORDE's theme (calamity)
Have fun with this glorious nightmare

Lyrics (spoilers):
*Moon Lord theme but it gets stuck on the :monkaS: segment twice before breaking through with a loud one
*Battle Tapu except it starts to get faster and faster
*It Has to be This Way intro but it stops before the repeat
*Yo-kai Disco except it's reversed and it can't seem to move on from the last note
*a very wobbly and reversed Megalo Strike Back Spookydove comes in and tries to relieve the situation
SKAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*muffled One (metallica) except it starts at the second part of the song
*but now it's not muffled but it is reversed
ＤＡＲＫＮＥＳＳ  ＩＭprisoning me
All that I see
*running hell jawnmix is doing just fine but it gets a lot faster after the first loop
*The Only Thing I Know For Real intro but then suddenly the beat is REALLY FUCKING STRONG
*a high pitched and reversed Cherry Sup approaches and nothing else of importance happens
*Cross Chord comes in except it really likes that first beat and uses it again but it really picks up the pace later
*the beat drop of Putrid Creature except being played by an MLG noscoper
My sweet revenge
will be yours
*the solo of Shot In The Dark except Ozzy had a low budget so they didn't do the whole thing
*Half Genie Hero Boss Battle except it's being taken through a subway tunnel and then suddenly a child plays it through a vuvuzela
*THE MAIN MELODY OF OPERATION EVOLUTION EXCEPT ITS BEING PLAYED REALLY FUCKING FAST AND REALLY LOUD
And all that
I want
is
to feel like someone cares
ＥＩＧＨＴ ＤＡＹＳ Ａ ＷＥＥＫ
*that one 8-bit part of Pokey Means Business except it becomes reversed and then phased and then high passed and then REALLY FUCKING LOUD
*Battle Guzma but now the first note is ear rape and the rest of it is 3 different versions of the song slapped together
*it then gets replaced by WISH (S.S.H) but it gets distorted and the last note catches you by surprise
*the music from Mario Eats Tanooki except someone left the car radio on full blast
*only one part of the intro of Boss Battle III (Miitopia)
*two beats of Infernal Catharsis
*the bridge in Infestation (calamity) but the first part after it is reversed but then it hangs on the techno beat for a bit
Red sun over paradise
*still hanging on the infestation techno beat BUT THEN IT WORKS!
Every second counts on the clock that's ticking
Gotta live, like we're
Tobias Foxworth
*hey it's the techno beat again where were you
*The part after the guitar riff in Infernal Catharsis Rebirth but literally nothing happens
*Hi-Spec Robo Go's main part but guess what happens
*1 second of Popple Battle but then the techno beat is back at it again
*Miku arrives to sing Crappy Fantasy Days but then she inhales helium and grabs a megaphone
*We interrupt your meming for some Nobody Cooled It but it gets reversed and then reverbed
*Part of Lightning Strikes Again Metal Squad's intro but I turned up the preamp
The awesomeness of graphics
isn't really it
but the game play and story
is what makes it
CRAZY
*Megalith Agnus Dei but it's really muffled but now it isn't
*Dynamo except it gets replaced by Dissonance but it's reversed and warbly but then it's being played by your neighbors but after that it's being played by a dying orchestra in your room
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
*the quiet part of infernal catharsis
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
*the quiet part of infernal catharsis again
IT HAS TO BE THIS ＷＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹ
*Andonuts Rage except it plays program room right before you get blasted away by Black Matrix Since1983

*silence

*Nico Nico Ryuuseigun Chaos' ending
*You rethink your life