adventure ranges of pvpable food/booze

> ash foreach i in $items[]if((i.fullness > 0 || i.inebriety > 0) && i.discardable && i.tradeable && i.adventures.contains_text("-"))print_html(i+": "+(i.adventures.group_string("^(\\d+)\-(\\d+)$")[0][2].to_int() - i.adventures.group_string("^(\\d+)\-(\\d+)$")[0][1].to_int())+"("+i.adventures+")");

spicy noodles: 6(6-12)
ghuol egg quiche: 6(3-9)
ghuol-ear kabob: 3(2-5)
lihc eye pie: 7(5-12)
rat appendix kabob: 3(2-5)
bat wing kabob: 3(2-5)
carob chunk cookies: 3(2-5)
carob brownies: 3(2-5)
herb brownies: 3(2-5)
tofu casserole: 5(3-8)
salty dog: 1(5-6)
bloody mary: 1(5-6)
screwdriver: 1(5-6)
martini: 1(5-6)
extra-spicy bloody mary: 5(5-10)
White Citadel fries: 3(2-5)
White Citadel burger: 6(2-8)
piece of wedding cake: 3(2-5)
white chocolate chip cookies: 3(2-5)
white lightning: 5(5-10)
Knob sausage: 1(2-3)
Knob mushroom: 1(2-3)
bean burrito: 5(3-8)
spicy bean burrito: 7(5-12)
insanely spicy bean burrito: 7(7-14)
enchanted bean burrito: 6(3-9)
spicy enchanted bean burrito: 6(6-12)
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito: 7(8-15)
bat haggis: 5(2-7)
menudo: 5(2-7)
goat cheese: 1(2-3)
plain pizza: 2(2-4)
sausage pizza: 7(3-10)
goat cheese pizza: 7(3-10)
mushroom pizza: 7(3-10)
white Canadian: 1(5-6)
t8r tots: 1(1-2)
dry martini: 5(5-10)
purple pixel pie: 3(3-6)
Elfin shortbread: 6(3-9)
skewered cat appendix: 3(2-5)
Hell broth: 7(7-14)
Boris's key lime pie: 2(14-16)
Jarlsberg's key lime pie: 2(14-16)
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie: 2(14-16)
papaya sling: 5(3-8)
Trollhouse cookies: 1(2-3)
Spam Witch sammich: 1(2-3)
pr0n cocktail: 3(2-5)
whiskey and cola: 1(5-6)
Mad Train wine: 1(3-4)
Double Bacon Beelzeburger: 2(4-6)
Lord of the Flies-sized fries: 2(4-6)
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich: 2(4-6)
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer: 1(2-3)
delicious noodles: 3(6-9)
delicious spicy noodles: 2(9-11)
painful penne pasta: 2(7-9)
ravioli della hippy: 8(4-12)
pr0n m4nic0tti: 2(10-12)
Hell ramen: 3(11-14)
boring spaghetti: 4(10-14)
fettucini Inconnu: 3(17-20)
spaghetti with Skullheads: 5(22-27)
gnocchetti di Nietzsche: 5(22-27)
abominable snowcone: 3(2-5)
Ent cider: 3(2-5)
fruitcake: 3(3-6)
ghuol guolash: 3(16-19)
vodka and cranberry: 1(5-6)
whiskey sour: 1(5-6)
roll in the hay: 4(10-14)
slap and tickle: 4(10-14)
slip 'n' slide: 4(10-14)
a little sump'm sump'm: 4(10-14)
horizontal tango: 4(10-14)
pink pony: 4(10-14)
Knoll mushroom: 2(1-3)
spooky mushroom: 1(2-3)
Knoll shroomkabob: 3(2-5)
stuffed spooky mushroom: 6(3-9)
warm mushroom: 1(2-3)
spicy mushroom quesadilla: 5(3-8)
cool mushroom: 1(2-3)
cool mushroom casserole: 8(4-12)
pointy mushroom: 1(2-3)
cream of pointy mushroom soup: 3(2-5)
flaming mushroom: 6(3-9)
frozen mushroom: 6(3-9)
stinky mushroom: 6(3-9)
strawberry daiquiri: 1(5-6)
rum and cola: 1(5-6)
grog: 5(5-10)
rockin' wagon: 4(10-14)
ocean motion: 4(10-14)
fuzzbump: 4(10-14)
poutine: 1(2-3)
Knob stir-fry: 3(4-7)
Knoll stir-fry: 3(4-7)
spooky stir-fry: 3(4-7)
asparagus stir-fry: 4(1-5)
olive stir-fry: 4(1-5)
Knob sausage stir-fry: 4(8-12)
bat wing stir-fry: 4(8-12)
rat appendix stir-fry: 4(8-12)
tofu stir-fry: 4(1-5)
pr0n stir-fry: 3(5-8)
Knob stuffed shells: 4(10-14)
bätzle: 4(10-14)
ratini: 4(10-14)
Knob stroganoff: 4(10-14)
menudo ravioli: 4(10-14)
tomato daiquiri: 4(4-8)
beertini: 4(4-8)
salty slug: 4(4-8)
papaya slung: 4(4-8)
balaclava baklava: 1(2-3)
lumbering jack: 5(3-8)
dwarf bread: 1(3-4)
spiced rum: 4(4-8)
eggnog: 5(5-10)
carob chunk noodles: 6(3-9)
chorizo brownies: 6(3-9)
white chocolate and tomato pizza: 6(3-9)
vodka martini: 1(5-6)
whiskey and soda: 1(5-6)
monkey wrench: 1(5-6)
tequila sunrise: 1(5-6)
margarita: 1(5-6)
strawberry wine: 1(5-6)
wine spritzer: 1(5-6)
perpendicular hula: 4(10-14)
ducha de oro: 4(10-14)
calle de miel: 4(10-14)
dry vodka martini: 5(5-10)
old-fashioned: 5(5-10)
tequila with training wheels: 5(5-10)
sangria: 5(5-10)
flaming mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
icy mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
stinky mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
pointy mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
flat mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
cool mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
knob mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
knoll mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
spooky mushroom wine: 4(10-14)
Knob shroomkabob: 3(2-5)
spooky shroomkabob: 3(2-5)
jumping bean burrito: 5(3-8)
spicy jumping bean burrito: 7(5-12)
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito: 7(7-14)
rat scrapple: 5(2-7)
redrum: 1(5-6)
tofurkey leg: 7(7-14)
tofurkey gravy: 7(3-10)
herbal stuffing: 6(15-21)
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce: 8(9-17)
candied yams: 7(7-14)
gloomy mushroom wine: 5(12-17)
oily mushroom wine: 5(12-17)
bottle of Domesticated Turkey: 4(4-8)
bottle of Definit: 4(4-8)
bottle of Calcutta Emerald: 4(4-8)
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman: 4(4-8)
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte: 4(4-8)
boxed champagne: 4(4-8)
whiskey bittersweet: 5(5-10)
mimosette: 5(5-10)
tequila sunset: 5(5-10)
zmobie: 5(5-10)
gin and tonic: 5(5-10)
vodka and tonic: 5(5-10)
vodka gibson: 5(5-10)
gibson: 5(5-10)
parisian cathouse: 5(5-10)
rabbit punch: 5(5-10)
caipifruta: 5(5-10)
teqiwila: 5(5-10)
Divine: 4(14-18)
Gordon Bennett: 4(14-18)
tangarita: 4(14-18)
mandarina colada: 4(14-18)
gimlet: 4(14-18)
yellow brick road: 4(14-18)
vodka stratocaster: 4(14-18)
Neuromancer: 4(14-18)
prussian cathouse: 4(14-18)
Mae West: 4(14-18)
Mon Tiki: 4(14-18)
teqiwila slammer: 4(14-18)
Knob lo mein: 4(15-19)
asparagus lo mein: 4(10-14)
Knoll lo mein: 4(15-19)
spooky lo mein: 4(15-19)
olive lo mein: 4(10-14)
hot hi mein: 3(24-27)
cold hi mein: 3(24-27)
spooky hi mein: 3(24-27)
stinky hi mein: 3(24-27)
sleazy hi mein: 3(24-27)
foie gras: 2(1-3)
catgut taco: 3(2-5)
goat cheese taco: 3(2-5)
pr0n taco: 3(2-5)
fricasseed brains: 2(3-5)
brains casserole: 8(6-14)
bottle of popskull: 2(2-4)
stale baguette: 3(3-6)
ancient frozen dinner: 4(4-8)
crazy little Turkish delight: 2(1-3)
Manetwich: 6(3-9)
bottle of Pinot Renoir: 4(4-8)
flute of flat champagne: 4(2-6)
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy: 4(2-6)
cherry pie: 6(6-12)
strawberry pie: 6(3-9)
lemon meringue pie: 6(3-9)
Genalen™ Bottle: 2(2-4)
mixed wildflower greens: 2(2-4)
handful of walnuts: 2(2-4)
nutty organic salad: 3(12-15)
super salad: 3(13-16)
tofu wonton: 7(11-18)
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings: 2(2-4)
frat brats: 2(2-4)
knob ka-bobs: 2(2-4)
can of Swiller: 2(2-4)
blackberry: 1(2-3)
ballroom blintz: 5(3-8)
shot of blackberry schnapps: 3(1-4)
candy stake: 4(1-5)
spooky eggnog: 5(5-10)
ancient unspeakable fruitcake: 3(3-6)
gingerbread horror: 4(1-5)
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie: 6(6-12)
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie: 6(6-12)
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie: 6(6-12)
super ka-bob: 3(12-15)
beer basted brat: 3(13-16)
stunt nuts: 1(2-3)
wet stew: 3(12-15)
sausage wonton: 6(12-18)
dusty bottle of Merlot: 1(3-4)
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir: 1(3-4)
dusty bottle of Zinfandel: 2(5-7)
dusty bottle of Marsala: 2(6-8)
dusty bottle of Muscat: 2(3-5)
black pudding: 2(5-7)
Blackfly Chardonnay: 1(5-6)
black & tan: 1(6-7)
black forest cake: 2(6-8)
black forest ham: 1(8-9)
Supernova Champagne: 4(7-11)
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager: 2(2-4)
melted Jell-o shot: 2(2-4)
cruelty-free wine: 2(2-4)
thistle wine: 2(2-4)
fishy fish: 6(3-9)
fishy fish casserole: 7(8-15)
fishy fish lasagna: 4(12-16)
gnatloaf: 6(3-9)
gnatloaf casserole: 7(8-15)
gnat lasagna: 4(12-16)
long pork chop sandwiches: 6(3-9)
long pork casserole: 7(8-15)
long pork lasagna: 4(12-16)
cactus fruit: 1(6-7)
centipede eggs: 1(6-7)
hot date: 1(4-5)
Knob pasty: 1(5-6)
thermos full of Knob coffee: 1(5-6)
savoy truffle: 1(6-7)
unidentified jerky: 4(4-8)
S.T.L.T.: 5(10-15)
honey-dew: 3(4-7)
white Xanadian: 3(5-8)
escargotsicle: 3(4-7)
bottle of realpagne: 3(5-8)
flask of Amontillado: 5(10-15)
shot of nepenthe schnapps: 3(5-8)
handful of nuts and berries: 1(3-4)
cup of primitive beer: 2(2-4)
plum wine: 4(4-8)
shot of pear schnapps: 4(4-8)
shot of peach schnapps: 4(4-8)
bunch of square grapes: 1(6-7)
brown sugar cane: 1(6-7)
boilermaker: 4(11-15)
Crimbo pie: 6(8-14)
pear tart: 6(8-14)
peach pie: 6(8-14)
digital key lime pie: 2(14-16)
star key lime pie: 2(14-16)
bottle of cooking sherry: 2(2-4)
accidental cider: 3(3-6)
dire fudgesicle: 2(2-4)
moonberry wine cooler: 2(4-6)
fine aged cheddarwurst: 1(4-5)
delicious swamp muck: 1(7-8)
shot of rotgut: 1(2-3)
yam candy: 5(5-10)
tube of cranberry Go-Goo: 6(8-14)
single-serving herbal stuffing: 4(12-16)
packet of tofurkey gravy: 6(2-8)
tofurkey nugget: 7(4-11)
creamsicle: 3(1-4)
cream stout: 3(1-4)
bilge wine: 3(3-6)
corpse on the beach: 4(19-23)
corpsetini: 4(19-23)
corpsedriver: 4(19-23)
Corpse Island iced tea: 4(19-23)
red-headed corpse: 4(6-10)
kamicorpse-ee: 5(5-10)
purple corpsel: 5(5-10)
corpsebite: 4(6-10)
nanite-infested fruitcake: 3(3-6)
nanite-infested eggnog: 5(5-10)
delicious salad: 2(3-5)
mole molé: 1(7-8)
Morlock's Mark Bourbon: 5(10-15)
beefy fish meat: 1(2-3)
glistening fish meat: 1(2-3)
slick fish meat: 1(2-3)
bottle of Pete's Sake: 4(4-8)
sea carrot: 2(1-3)
sea cucumber: 2(1-3)
sea avocado: 2(1-3)
sea lychee: 2(1-3)
sea tangelo: 2(1-3)
sea honeydew: 2(1-3)
berry-infused sake: 3(14-17)
citrus-infused sake: 3(14-17)
melon-infused sake: 3(14-17)
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie: 6(6-12)
toast with jam: 2(1-3)
salinated mint julep: 2(4-6)
tempura carrot: 2(5-7)
tempura cucumber: 2(5-7)
tempura avocado: 2(5-7)
sea broccoli: 1(1-2)
sea cauliflower: 1(1-2)
tempura broccoli: 3(3-6)
tempura cauliflower: 3(2-5)
sea blueberry: 1(1-2)
sea persimmon: 1(1-2)
white chocolate chip brownies: 3(5-8)
screwdiver: 1(5-6)
dew yoana lei: 1(5-6)
lychee chuhai: 1(5-6)
salacious screwdiver: 3(11-14)
dew yoana salacious lei: 4(10-14)
salacious lychee chuhai: 3(11-14)
sea radish: 2(1-3)
tempura radish: 2(5-7)
Typical Tavern swill: 1(5-6)
tropical swill: 4(10-14)
fruity girl swill: 4(10-14)
blended frozen swill: 4(10-14)
slimy sweetbreads: 1(2-3)
slimy fermented bile bladder: 1(2-3)
banana milkshake: 6(4-10)
White Hyborian: 1(5-6)
cupcake-in-a-cup: 5(4-9)
protein paste: 4(4-8)
sham champagne: 5(3-8)
fancy beef jerky: 3(19-22)
decanter of fine Scotch: 4(18-22)
chocolate-covered scarab beetle: 3(7-10)
mulled cider: 4(8-12)
yellow matter custard: 4(4-8)
rook cookie: 2(4-6)
bishop cookie: 2(4-6)
knight cookie: 2(4-6)
king cookie: 2(4-6)
queen cookie: 2(4-6)
pawn cookie: 2(1-3)
liver and let pie: 2(5-7)
badass pie: 2(8-10)
shoo-fish pie: 2(8-10)
piping organ pie: 2(7-9)
igloo pie: 2(7-9)
stomach turnover: 2(7-9)
dead lights pie: 2(7-9)
throbbing organ pie: 2(7-9)
circular CRIMBCOOKIE: 2(8-10)
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE: 2(8-10)
square CRIMBCOOKIE: 2(8-10)
philosopher's scone: 1(4-5)
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau: 1(2-3)
wasabi pocky: 2(6-8)
tobiko pocky: 2(6-8)
natto pocky: 2(6-8)
wasabi-infused sake: 2(6-8)
tobiko-infused sake: 2(6-8)
natto-infused sake: 2(6-8)
spaghetti con calaveras: 4(23-27)
Russian Ice: 1(2-3)
elven hardtack: 3(5-8)
elven squeeze: 3(5-8)
Ur-Donut: 1(2-3)
bucket of wine: 4(16-20)
ultrafondue: 3(13-16)
Lumineux Limnio: 2(3-5)
Morto Moreto: 2(4-6)
Temps Tempranillo: 2(3-5)
Bordeaux Marteaux: 2(3-5)
Fromage Pinotage: 2(3-5)
Beignet Milgranet: 2(3-5)
Muschat: 2(3-5)
cool jelly donut: 2(3-5)
shrapnel jelly donut: 2(3-5)
occult jelly donut: 2(3-5)
thyme jelly donut: 2(3-5)
frozen danish: 2(3-5)
smashed danish: 2(3-5)
forbidden danish: 2(3-5)
cool cat claw: 2(3-5)
blunt cat claw: 2(3-5)
shadowy cat claw: 2(3-5)
cheezburger: 2(11-13)
toasted brie: 1(4-5)
The Cooler Out of Space: 1(8-9)
berries of suffering: 1(5-6)
Barulio's bottle: 2(11-13)
Drac & Tan: 1(4-5)
Transylvania Sling: 1(6-7)
Shot of the Living Dead: 1(8-9)
Buttery Knob: 1(4-5)
Slippery Knob: 1(6-7)
Flaming Knob: 1(8-9)
Grasshopper: 1(4-5)
Locust: 1(6-7)
Plague of Locusts: 1(8-9)
Red Dwarf: 1(4-5)
Golden Mean: 1(6-7)
Green Giant: 1(8-9)
Aye Aye: 1(4-5)
Aye Aye, Captain: 1(6-7)
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth: 1(8-9)
Humanitini: 1(4-5)
More Humanitini than Humanitini: 1(6-7)
Oh, the Humanitini: 1(8-9)
Great Older Fashioned: 1(4-5)
Fuzzy Tentacle: 1(6-7)
Crazymaker: 1(8-9)
Zoodriver: 1(4-5)
Sloe Comfortable Zoo: 1(6-7)
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire: 1(8-9)
Suffering Sinner: 1(4-5)
Suppurating Sinner: 1(6-7)
Sizzling Sinner: 1(8-9)
Firewater: 1(4-5)
Earth and Firewater: 1(6-7)
Earth, Wind and Firewater: 1(8-9)
Slimosa: 1(4-5)
Extra-slimy Slimosa: 1(6-7)
Slimebite: 1(8-9)
Cement Mixer: 1(4-5)
Jackhammer: 1(6-7)
Dump Truck: 1(8-9)
Fauna Libre: 1(4-5)
Chakra Libre: 1(6-7)
Aura Libre: 1(8-9)
Sazerorc: 1(4-5)
Sazuruk-hai: 1(6-7)
Flaming Sazerorc: 1(8-9)
Green Velvet: 1(4-5)
Green Muslin: 1(6-7)
Green Burlap: 1(8-9)
Mohobo: 1(4-5)
Moonshine Mohobo: 1(6-7)
Flaming Mohobo: 1(8-9)
Drunken Philosopher: 1(4-5)
Drunken Neurologist: 1(6-7)
Drunken Astrophysicist: 1(8-9)
Dark & Starry: 1(4-5)
Black Hole: 1(6-7)
Event Horizon: 1(8-9)
Herring Daiquiri: 1(4-5)
Herring Wallbanger: 1(6-7)
Herringtini: 1(8-9)
Lollipop Drop: 1(4-5)
Candy Alexander: 1(6-7)
Candicaine: 1(8-9)
Caipiranha: 1(4-5)
Flying Caipiranha: 1(6-7)
Flaming Caipiranha: 1(8-9)
Punchplanter: 1(4-5)
Doublepunchplanter: 1(6-7)
Haymaker: 1(8-9)
glowing fungus: 1(6-7)
P.B.L.T.: 2(6-8)
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini: 4(11-15)
skeleton quiche: 2(10-12)
crystal skeleton vodka: 2(15-17)
backwoods screwdriver: 1(7-8)
artisanal limoncello: 2(5-7)
incredible pizza: 4(12-16)
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco: 1(2-3)
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita: 1(2-3)
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade: 1(3-4)
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis: 1(3-4)
roasted duck: 1(3-4)
carrot claret: 1(7-8)
Hundred Headed IPA: 2(9-11)
old chum: 2(4-6)
giant grain of protein powder: 1(2-3)
open sauce: 2(11-13)
Ye Olde Meade: 2(14-16)
giant heirloom grape tomato: 2(13-15)
stolen sushi: 2(12-14)
bottle of fruity "wine": 1(4-5)
single swig of vodka: 1(5-6)
flavorless gruel: 2(9-11)
mana curds: 2(9-11)
vampire chowder: 2(9-11)
stepmom's booze: 2(4-6)
fountain 'soda': 2(4-6)
Cursed Punch: 1(2-3)
Bowl of Scorpions: 1(5-6)
Fog Murderer: 2(14-16)
imitation White Russian: 2(4-6)
jungle floor wax: 2(5-7)
exotic jungle fruit: 1(2-3)
junk food: 1(4-5)
junk yard: 1(4-5)
can of Brütalbräu: 2(5-7)
can of Drooling Monk: 2(5-7)
can of Impetuous Scofflaw: 2(5-7)
bottle of Old Pugilist: 2(10-12)
bottle of Professor Beer: 2(10-12)
bottle of Rapier Witbier: 2(10-12)
bottle of Race Car Red: 2(18-20)
bottle of Greedy Dog: 2(18-20)
bottle of Lambada Lambic: 2(18-20)
liquid bread: 1(5-6)
can of sardines: 1(3-4)
high-calorie sugar substitute: 1(3-4)
pat of butter: 1(3-4)
dinner roll: 1(4-5)
cold mashed potatoes: 1(4-5)
whole turkey leg: 1(4-5)
deviled egg: 1(5-6)
Every Day is Like This Sundae: 2(4-6)
Miserable Pie: 2(7-9)
This Charming Flan: 2(10-12)
Irish Coffee, English Heart: 2(4-6)
Strikes Again Bigmouth: 2(7-9)
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher: 2(10-12)
warbear gyro: 2(7-9)
breakfast mess: 2(3-5)
snow berries: 1(2-3)
ice harvest: 1(2-3)
snow crab: 2(5-7)
Ice Island Long Tea: 4(18-22)
pecan pie: 2(7-9)
chocotini: 1(7-8)
candy carrot cake: 2(15-17)
mulled berry wine: 4(18-22)
leftover canapés: 2(3-5)
magnum of fancy champagne: 4(22-26)
witch's bread: 3(12-15)
mid-level medieval mead: 2(4-6)
cinnamon cannoli: 1(4-5)
expensive champagne: 1(5-6)
fireman's lunch: 2(2-4)
ice cream sandwich: 2(2-4)
plumber's lunch: 2(2-4)
nachos of the night: 2(2-4)
can of Adultwitch™: 2(2-4)
large tankard of ale: 2(4-6)
humble pie: 2(9-11)
unnamed cocktail: 2(4-6)
sweet roll Alabama: 2(9-11)
Green Manalishi: 2(6-8)
eagle's milk: 1(3-4)
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese: 5(28-33)
Flamin' Whatshisname: 2(5-7)
custard pie: 2(7-9)
tea for one: 1(2-3)
bottle of Evermore: 2(5-7)
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La Fantasma y La Oscuridad: 2(8-10)
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Sockdollager: 2(6-8)
Ish Kabibble: 2(6-8)
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agnolotti arboli: 4(18-22)
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Quaatorade™: 1(6-7)
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pink slime: 1(3-4)
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spagecialetti: 3(11-14)
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turkish mostaccioli: 3(19-22)
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fusillocybin: 3(20-23)
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water log: 5(30-35)
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blood and blood: 2(7-9)
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zombie: 2(10-12)
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ghost beer: 1(4-5)
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ice wine: 2(11-13)
ice porter: 2(5-7)
ice rice: 1(6-7)
iced plum wine: 1(6-7)
VYKEA meatballs: 2(8-10)
VYKEA mead: 2(8-10)
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perfect negroni: 1(18-19)
perfect dark and stormy: 1(18-19)
perfect mimosa: 1(18-19)
perfect old-fashioned: 1(18-19)
perfect paloma: 1(18-19)
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robin nog: 2(7-9)
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rotting beefsteak: 1(9-10)
firemilk: 1(9-10)
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jumping horseradish: 1(5-6)
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cranberry cylinder: 2(8-10)
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leftovers sandwich: 1(2-3)
eldritch extract: 2(9-11)
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double entendre: 2(3-5)
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Siberian sunrise: 2(4-6)
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great old fashioned: 2(4-6)
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vodka stinger: 2(3-5)
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piscatini: 2(4-6)
Churchill: 2(4-6)
soilzerac: 2(2-4)
London frog: 2(3-5)
nothingtini: 2(2-4)
eighth plague: 2(4-6)
single entendre: 2(4-6)
reverse Tantalus: 2(5-7)
elemental caipiroska: 2(5-7)
Feliz Navidad: 2(3-5)
Bloody Nora: 2(5-7)
moreltini: 2(3-5)
hell in a bucket: 2(5-7)
Newark: 2(4-6)
R'lyeh: 2(5-7)
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vodka barracuda: 2(4-6)
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drive-by shooting: 2(5-7)
gunner's daughter: 2(5-7)
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Phil Collins: 2(3-5)
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meadeorite: 1(6-7)
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Hide-rox™ cookie: 2(3-5)
jug of booze: 2(3-5)
extra-toasted half sandwich: 1(4-5)
mulled hobo wine: 1(4-5)
Returned: void