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- >Be Anonymous
- >You have no idea how it all came to this
- >But you remembered you were drunk with both Cadence and Shining Armor.
- >You and Shining both banged her
- >But for that process, Cadence gave birth to two foals.
- >Twins even.
- >But the process, those twins were born with separate fathers.
- >And you're one of the separate fathers.
- >One was a foal named Flurry Heart, the other named Venus.
- >Venus however was a half pony, like these Greek legends called satyrs.
- >But because you were sleeping with them, you were brought to the crystal empire.
- >You had better days.
- >But this shit is killing you.
- >You didn't even want kids.
- >Anytime you want to think you hate kids, all you had to do was look at Venus and think to yourself "Maybe she's not that bad"
- >"Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
- >Ohmyearsarebleeding.png
- >There she goes.
- >You walked out the bed to see the damn brat's problem.
- >While you were to drowsy, you bumped into Shining Armor.
- >You and Shining looked at each other, confused as fuck.
- >"She's keeping you up, too, right"
- "Yep"
- >You both signed. On the plus side, you had Shining Armor to back you up.
- >When one of you didn't feel like either doing a lullaby, changing the diaper or feeding them,
- >You two would play either rock, paper, scissor, or you have a staring contest.
- >But you two are not in the mood for that.
- >So you two decided to check on your babies.
- >Yep, they're crying alright.
- >You checked the diaper, while Shining tried to feed them.
- >You both then sang that stupid lullaby to your daughters.
- >As soon as you were done, you both sat down, feeling really tired.
- "Well, here we are"
- >"I always thought me and Cadence would be alone together. Never imagined you come along to suffer through this with me"
- >You nodded to him in agreement.
- >You and Shining Armor have always been bros, since the day you got here.
- >You were a teenager at that time you got here.
- >You and Shining met in your first pony high school.
- >He was nerd there, so most pony jocks picked on him.
- >You were always there to defend him when needed.
- >You then gave the lucky bastard some courage to talk to Cadence.
- >But what you didn't realized was that she had eyes on you.
- >Because she was princess, he decided to become a royal guard.
- >When the two of them got married, you were invited to drink with them.
- >You should've said no.
- >But you can't turn back now.
- >Now you had your daughter, Venus and Shining had his daughter, Flurry Heart.
- >Boy are you going to hate your new life.
- >You were hoping to be with another mare, but Cadence?
- >You introduced her to Shining Armor.
- >But then again, you often see her have the hots for you.
- >How could you have not known that sooner?
- >After putting them back to sleep,
- >You and Shining head back to Cadence's room for a well deserved sleep.
- >On that next day, you held your daughter while she cries with a newspaper in hand.
- >Shining Armor is drinking his coffee.
- >And Cadence is cooking breakfast, while keeping Flurry in her baby chair with just her magic.
- >"Nonny, Shining, can you two watch the babies while I'm gone?"
- >"Gone? Where are you going, Cadence?"
- >"Just over at Twilight's. Now I won't be long now, you two. I'm sure you fathers can take care of them well"
- >After Cadence said that, she left you with both Flurry and Venus in your arms.
- >Well that just got exciting.
- >But at least you get to spend time with your bro.
- "So, how's working with the royal guards?"
- >"The usual"
- >You had no idea what he mean by the usual.
- >Does he hate his job?
- >"I'm happy I have Cadence, but after meeting you-"
- >You wish you could encourage him with something you can encourage him somehow.
- >"I know, you want to help me hook up with her, but she looks like she's better off with you"
- >Ohhellno.gif
- >You sat Venus in the crib with her twin, Flurry to confront with Shining.
- "Hey, I didn't know she was eyeing on me. Besides, we were friends when we met. When I woke up, before those two were born, you know how many apologies I gave you?"
- >"And I always said it was alright. We had a lot of drinks. We brought you to the family after Venus was born"
- "Well, anyway, don't be giving me non of the shit with me. I wanted make my bro the luckiest stallion to marry the sweetest mare in all of Canterlot. I joined you, because you wanted to thank me for letting your dreams come true"
- >Shining does seem to liked your statement.
- >"I guess you're right. We've been friends as long as we could remember. You and I had some great adventures, you and I. Like you and I, I can see both our princesses getting along well"
- >You took notice as Flurry was playing with her rattle.
- >But Venus tried to take it, but Flurry kept a good grip to keep the rattle.
- >They're now both fighting over the rattle while they cry over it.
- >You signed misery while Shining face-palms.
- >This might take longer than you thought.
- >You and Shining eventually got them to stop fight.
- >You fed them.
- >You changed their diapers.
- >You even bathed them.
- >After a long while, you and your bro were tired.
- >You are Cadence.
- >Boy it sure was a long day.
- >Hanging out with Twilight.
- >Shopping in stores.
- >You hope both Shining and Anon didn't mind the extra time.
- "I'm home. I hope it wasn't no trouble for you boys to watch over Flurry and Venus"
- >But you notice both Anon and Shining are sleeping on the couch, while the wonderful twins are napping together.
- >It's just so adorable.
- >You brought the two wonderful foals to their room.
- >You then wanted to think of a good way to award those two of their hard work.
- >Lucky for you, you already did.
- >You walked yourself in bed to set up the surprise.
- >You sat down seductively.
- >You are sure going to surprise them.
- >THE END
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