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RO/AA: Stop Right There Crim-in-al Scum

May 4th, 2012
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  1. -- recreantOctopus [RO] knocks frantically on the door --
  2. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] answers her townhive door, looking a little surprised to hear such frantic knocking. --
  3. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] smiles when she sees him. --
  4. AA: <\ Oh! Hello, Cirrin! />
  5. -- recreantOctopus [RO] barges past and slams the door behind him --
  6. RO: yeah hi nice to see you
  7. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] blinks, pressed up against the wall. --
  8. AA: <\ What, what's going on? />
  9. RO: not nothing just rushing
  10. AA: <\ If I open this door, I'm not going to find trouble in my lawnring, am I? />
  11. RO: er hopefully not?
  12. AA: <\ Okay... />
  13. RO: maybe you should open it and just... see if anyones out there?
  14. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] opens the door a crack, peering out. --
  15. CURRENT sovereignExecutrix [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  16. -- CURRENT sovereignExecutrix [CSE] http://i.imgur.com/iQDNK.png stands straight on the lawnring, alreadly glaring --
  17. CSE: You! Op-en Up!
  18. CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  19. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] looks behind her, to Cirrin, and whispers: --
  20. CAA: <\ Stay inside for now, okay? />
  21. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] slips outside, closing the door behind her. --
  22. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] nods and finds a spot to hide --
  23. CAA: <\ Hello, what's the matter? />
  24. CSE: Red-blood Thief. Curv-ed Horns. May Have Trick-y Psy-chic Pow-ers. Have You Seen Him?
  25. CAA: <\ Did he steal something from you...? />
  26. CSE: No! I Saw Him. I-m Do-ing My Dut-y As A Cit-i-zen
  27. CAA: <\ May I ask what he stole? />
  28. CSE: I-m Ask-ing The Quest-ions Here Com-rade. Have You Seen Him?
  29. CAA: <\ I see a lot of redbloods... but I might be able to help if I know what was stolen. />
  30. CSE: Jewl-ery. He Just Came From The Mark-et
  31. CSE: Are You Wast-ing My Time Here?
  32. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] shakes her head. --
  33. CAA: <\ I don't know. I'll go search my hive, okay? If he's there, even his psychic powers won't save him. Please wait out here for a moment. />
  34. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] heads back inside, locking the door behind her. She goes to search out Cirrin, and when she finds him, she hisses: --
  35. CAA: <\ What's this about you stealing something?! />
  36. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] remains crouching and whispers --
  37. CRO: er well maybe it was crowded place didnt thing anybody would notice
  38. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] holds her hand out. --
  39. CAA: <\ Hand it over. I'll tell her you dropped it on your way through my hive and I couldn't find you. />
  40. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] sighs --
  41. CRO: okay
  42. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] uncaptchalogs an apple with a large bite in it --
  43. CAA: <\ If you're worried about not having enough to eat, you can eat with me or something, sheesh. />
  44. CAA: <\ Whoa now, she told me you stole jewellery, not food. />
  45. CRO: well she must be lying then!
  46. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] sighs, shaking her head. --
  47. CAA: <\ Hang on, I can handle this. Just... keep the apple. I'll bring out one of mine. />
  48. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR could make a run for it?
  49. CAA: <\ If she insists on barging into my hive, I'll try to make a fuss about it. You can go out through the back. Until then, I suggest you keep hiding here. />
  50. CAA: <\ You sure are lucky you ran into my hive, Cirrin. />
  51. CRO: and unlucky CIRRIN RUNFAR got spotted at all
  52. CAA: <\ Yeah, that too. I'd better go back out. You hang tight in here. />
  53. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] heads out, taking a detour through her foodblock to collect an apple. --
  54. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] scurries towards the back door. Just in case --
  55. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] tosses it up and down as she faces the tealblood. --
  56. CSE: Re-port Sold-ier!
  57. CAA: <\ I found this apple lying on the ground, but nothing else. Maybe he passed through and I didn't see him. />
  58. CSE: What-s That Ap-ple Got To Do With Any-thing?
  59. CAA: <\ I certainly didn't have any. It proves there was some stranger in my hive. />
  60. CAA: <\ If he passed through my hive, he probably exited onto Taipan Avenue. />
  61. CSE: You Have A Back Door? Let Me Through!
  62. CAA: <\ I'd rather not have a stranger in my hive... here, let me lead you around the lawnring. />
  63. CSE: On The Double! Move Out!
  64. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] leads her through the little alleyway of grass she calls a lawnring. She comes out into her modest backyard, and opens the gate. --
  65. CAA: <\ Here you go, follow this alleyway and it'll lead you right to the avenue. />
  66. CSE: Good! Carr-y On Sold-ier!
  67. -- CURRENT sovereignExecutrix [CSE] charges off in that direction --
  68. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] smiles, closing the gate. --
  69. CAA: <\ Glad I could help... />
  70. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] turns once she's sure the tealblood is gone, and goes up to her back door. She opens it up, stepping inside. --
  71. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] slowly pops his head around a corner --
  72. CAA: <\ Cirrin? She's gone up that maze we know as Taipan. Hopefully she'll get so lost she'll forget about you. />
  73. CAA: <\ You wanna lay low here for a little while? />
  74. CRO: what if she comes back?
  75. CAA: <\ If she comes back, I'll just be nice to her and send her on her way. />
  76. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grins. --
  77. CAA: <\ You really think I'd sell out a friend? />
  78. CSE: er no no not at all especially if she pulled a weapon on you!
  79. CSE ceased responding to memo.
  80. CRO: er no no not at all especially if she pulled a weapon on you!
  81. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] laughs, waving a hand. --
  82. CAA: <\ Don't worry about it. I'm not that type of troll. />
  83. CAA: <\ Before you go, though, I've gotta give you that glider! />
  84. CRO: thats why CIRRIN RUNFARs here after all?
  85. CAA: <\ Right! />
  86. CRO: so is this a special glider or anything?
  87. CAA: <\ Not really... she probably won't even like it, it's not the expensive type she can afford. />
  88. CAA: <\ But she needs a new glider! />
  89. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] heads to the dwellingblock and shoves her couch out of the way. --
  90. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] uncaptchalogues her purse (it's in the shape of a birdie!) and her spare hang glider, which sits on the ground. --
  91. CRO: this stuff takes quite a bid of space huh?
  92. CAA: <\ Well, in a hive like mine, yeah. />
  93. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] laughs, and takes some caegars out of her purse, handing them to Cirrin. It's probably more than what he usually gets for his deliveries. --
  94. CAA: <\ Will this about cover it? />
  95. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] looks at it, quickly appraises how much more it is than usual --
  96. CRO: itll do your a friend afterall!
  97. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grins, handing the coins over to Cirrin. --
  98. CAA: <\ Oh! Could you add in this note, too? />
  99. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] uncaptchalogues a letter and hands it to Cirrin. --
  100. CRO: takes the note and folds it
  101. CRO: confidential right?
  102. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] takes the note and folds it --
  103. CAA: <\ It's nothing compromising! But yes, thanks. />
  104. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] captchalogs it and the glider --
  105. CRO: well then
  106. CRO: you said something about food?
  107. CAA: <\ Yeah! />
  108. CAA: <\ I was just about to have lunch, you're welcome to join me! It's oinkbeast meat sandwiches! />
  109. CRO: that sounds pretty good right about now
  110. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grins, and beckons for Cirrin to follow her to her foodblock. Looks like there is oinkmeat and bread all set out for the sandwichmaking! She gestures to a table and chairs. --
  111. CAA: <\ Take a seat, okay? They'll be ready in a moment! />
  112. CRO: sure thing so is this what you eat most of the time?
  113. CAA: <\ Yeah, I love sandwiches! And when I can get it, nice meat like this is amazing. />
  114. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] hustles about all makin' with the sandwiches. She makes enough for both her and Cirrin, and makes sure to add a couple extra in just in case the poor redblood's extra hungry. --
  115. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] and he is --
  116. CRO: meat is the best
  117. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR used to hunt with this one guy a while ago
  118. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] cuts them in half, and brings those sandwiches over to the table on a plate. --
  119. CAA: <\ Oh, you did? />
  120. CRO: yeah and not the kind of hunting where CIRRIN RUNFAR is the bait
  121. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] slowly reaches for the sandwiches with an unsure hand --
  122. CAA: <\ That sounds like a much better type of hunting than the type where you are bait. Don't worry, go ahead! They're not poisoned or anything! />
  123. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] takes a sandwich-half and takes a bite out of it to prove just how unpoisoned it is. --
  124. CRO: poisoned?
  125. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] laughs, and grabs a sandwich and stuffs it into his mouth --
  126. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grins. --
  127. CAA: <\ Yeah, it's pretty fun. />
  128. CAA: ((*funny))
  129. CRO: right because if you turned around and poisoned CIRRIN RUNFAR now it
  130. CRO: well youd be a very different troll from how CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you were
  131. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] laughs, shaking her head. She takes another bite of delicious oinkmeat sandwich. --
  132. CAA: <\ Yeah, I'm not that type of troll. />
  133. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR once heard highbloods poison their food at parties no idea if thats true
  134. CAA: <\ And the game is trying to get your enemies to eat the food? />
  135. CAA: <\ Sounds about right. />
  136. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] grabs another sandwich --
  137. CRO: pretty trollcore
  138. CAA: <\ Isn't it? I don't think I could do anything like that... />
  139. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR could definitly totally do that if CIRRIN RUNFAR was invited
  140. CAA: <\ I'd probably just end up being the first one to eat the food! />
  141. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] was just about to stuff another sandwich in his mouth. He slowly puts it down --
  142. CRO: well yeah probably
  143. CRO: doesnt really matter anyway!
  144. CAA: <\ Yeah, I'd never get invited to something like that. />
  145. CAA: <\ You can keep eating if you'd like. I made plenty! />
  146. CRO: mind if CIRRIN RUNFAR takes a few for the road?
  147. CAA: <\ Go for it! Want a bag for them? />
  148. CRO: makes it easier to captchalog
  149. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] gets up and finds a nice clean bag. She puts a good half of the sandwiches into it, and hands it to Cirrin. --
  150. CRO: and yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt quite know how good a limey like you would do but a redblood is definitly an embaressment to be seen next to at a party
  151. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] captachalogs those sandwiches --
  152. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] laughs. --
  153. CAA: <\ Me? I'm still a commoner. They wouldn't want much to do with me if I wasn't serving the drinks! />
  154. CRO: hey you could at least get away with serving the drinks!
  155. CAA: <\ That's true! />
  156. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR still remembers the looks CIRRIN RUNFAR got
  157. CAA: <\ You went to one of those parties once? />
  158. CRO: yeah!
  159. CRO: once being the important word there
  160. CAA: <\ I suppose that is the operative word! />
  161. CRO: Solena probably didnt want us seen together in public again after that
  162. CAA: <\ So what were you guys, anyway..? />
  163. CRO: well she was a highblood
  164. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was a lowblood obviously
  165. CRO: something which she kept reminding CIRRIN RUNFAR of by calling CIRRIN RUNFAR rusty
  166. CAA: <\ Ouch... />
  167. CAA: <\ I guess there's worse terms, though. />
  168. CRO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR knows but this coming from a
  169. CRO: a close friend
  170. CAA: <\ Yeah, it still hurts. Sorry to hear it. />
  171. CRO: well it just goes to show even if your friends with one of them it doesnt mean you are one of them
  172. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude's [CAA'S] smile is sad. --
  173. CAA: <\ Yeah... />
  174. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] looks at her --
  175. CRO: thats just the way things are
  176. CAA: <\ It is, isn't it? />
  177. CAA: <\ Too bad for those of us who aren't highbloods. />
  178. CRO: on the plus side its not like people can think even worse of us
  179. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] laughs and shakes her head again. --
  180. CAA: <\ I guess not! />
  181. CRO: CIRRIN RUNFARs not gonna just sit around moping about things that cant be changed
  182. CAA: <\ Right! Best to worry about what you can do! />
  183. CRO: in this case deliver a glider
  184. CAA: <\ Thanks for doing this, by the way. />
  185. CRO: beats collecting leeches
  186. CAA: <\ Yeah, I guess it must... />
  187. CRO: time for CIRRIN RUNFAR to disappear then
  188. CAA: <\ See you later, Cirrin! />
  189. CRO: and er
  190. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] pause --
  191. CRO: thanks
  192. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] grins. --
  193. CAA: <\ It's okay. No problem for a friend. />
  194. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] nods, then goes to peak his head out the front door, then runs out --
  195. -- CURRENT absoluteAltitude [CAA] closes the door after him, and goes back to lunch. --
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