Rant about XCom2

Firagablook: http://puu.sh/n5BR4.jpg
HugoBDesigner: ?
Firagablook: the gun
HugoBDesigner: Yeah
HugoBDesigner: But Hit: 65%
HugoBDesigner: ?
Firagablook: that's the joke
HugoBDesigner: I dunno what this "hit" stat is supposed to be
Firagablook: Accuracy
HugoBDesigner: Accuracy in aiming?
Firagablook: YES FFS
HugoBDesigner: What kind of crappy game requires an "Aim accuracy" percentage stat when there's already a crosshair that points to where the player needs to shoot?
HugoBDesigner: I mean
HugoBDesigner: Are people so blind to what they're aiming at that they need to make sure that they're even aiming correctly?
HugoBDesigner: "oh, the crosshair is over the target, I wonder if the game agrees with me"
HugoBDesigner: "Hmmm, 95% Hit, seems about right. But I dunno, I have 5% of chance of missing. Should I shoot?"
HugoBDesigner: Like ffs
HugoBDesigner: I'm not even going to rant about how freaking stereotypical the overall game looks
HugoBDesigner: That'd require a whole new ranting session
HugoBDesigner: And Chris started documenting my ranting sessions
HugoBDesigner: But apparently he only saved one rant
HugoBDesigner: So fuck him
HugoBDesigner: Anyways, where was I again?
HugoBDesigner: Oh right, aiming stats
HugoBDesigner: What is the game's name?
Firagablook: Xcom 2
HugoBDesigner: I kinda want to Google it just to have a couple laughs
HugoBDesigner: Oh
HugoBDesigner: So it's this game
HugoBDesigner: Why am I not impressed?
HugoBDesigner: Oh wait
HugoBDesigner: Cuz it was overhyped
HugoBDesigner: :)
Firagablook: it's amazing you fuck
HugoBDesigner: I may or may not have been watching IHE videos on a roll
HugoBDesigner: And I already explained to you in the past about how I tend to absorb people's personality traits after a certain amount of exposition
HugoBDesigner: So expect more rants
HugoBDesigner: P.S.: is that an alien or a mutant?
HugoBDesigner: It's bad either way btw
HugoBDesigner: But I want to see in which side of "badness" it is
Firagablook: alien
HugoBDesigner: I kinda wish it was a mutant
HugoBDesigner: At least it'd explain why it looks like an aborted fetus that grew up somehow
HugoBDesigner: I mean
HugoBDesigner: Aliens wouldn't look anything like that in real life
HugoBDesigner: But why am I expecting these games to be somehow original and innovative anyways?
HugoBDesigner: Cheesy aliens with fancy guns sell better
HugoBDesigner: Period
HugoBDesigner: Why do I still expect some sort of originality in general
HugoBDesigner: For example
HugoBDesigner: The aliens could be friendly
HugoBDesigner: Or they couldn't care about humans/Earth at all
HugoBDesigner: Or they could look like dogs
HugoBDesigner: Why look like humans?
HugoBDesigner: Human's biological traits aren't the most optimal
Firagablook: ALRIGHT
HugoBDesigner: We're just the "lucky species" that survived by barely being intelligent
HugoBDesigner: But look at dolphins
HugoBDesigner: They're smart without looking like aborted grown up fetuses
HugoBDesigner: Why not have dolphin aliens?
Firagablook: MY FINGER IS OVER THE BLOCK BUTTON
HugoBDesigner: I love you sooooo much man
HugoBDesigner: I told you I was going to rant
HugoBDesigner: You should have known I was for real
HugoBDesigner: :)
HugoBDesigner: I wish people would document my rants
HugoBDesigner: They're fucking gold